All Tony Stark Scenes from every Marvel Movie

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All Tony Stark Scenes from every Marvel Movie

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0:00I feel like you're driving me to court martial. This is crazy. What did I do? Hey, Forrest.0:04We can talk, sir. Oh, I see. So it's personal. Good God, you're a woman.0:09I honestly, I couldn't be called that. I mean, I'd apologize, but isn't that what we're going for here?0:13You have actually excellent bone structure there. I'm kind of having a hard time not looking at you now. Is that weird?0:18That is an excellent question. Anything else? You're kidding me with the hand up, right?0:21Does it know if I take a picture with you? Yes.0:24Please, no gang signs. No, throw it up. I'm kidding.0:27What's going on?0:28Contact lab!0:30What do we got?0:32Stay down!0:34Wait, wait, wait, give me a gun!0:36Stay here!0:58This is a piece of paper that is filled with white 0:59white 1:00black 1:01black 1:05Cut!1:06Winnery!1:07Work it!1:08You just stay to the one.1:10You are unbelievable.1:12Oh no.1:13Ah!1:14Give me a hand will you?1:15Give me a little something.1:16Okay.1:17Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's.1:20There you go.1:21Caesar right?1:22Hi!1:23Hi.1:24Yeah.1:25Okay, go.1:26You've been called the da Vinci of our time.1:27What do you say to that?1:27Absolutely ridiculous, I don't paint.1:29That's not bad.1:31Let me guess.1:33Berkeley, father helped defeat the Nazis.1:34He worked on the Manhattan Project.1:36A lot of people, including your professors at Brown,1:38would call that being a hero.1:39You ever lose an hour of sleep your whole life?1:41Be prepared to lose a few with you.1:57I'm gonna try again right now.1:59Please don't turn down my music.2:00I think it's incredibly overpriced.2:02I need it.2:03The MIT commencement speech is in June.2:06Please, don't harangue me about this stuff.2:08I'm allowed to have plans on my birthday.2:10It's your birthday.2:11Well, get yourself something nice for me.2:12Oh, I thought I lost you back there.2:15You did, sir!2:16What you reading, platypus?2:18Heat up the sake, will ya?2:19Thanks for reminding me.2:20No, I'm not talking about...2:21It would be irresponsible not to drink.2:22I'm just talking about a nightcap.2:23But you are more than he actually are You don see here No you can be distracted General Welcome Mr Stark 2:35Is it better to be feared or respected?2:38With that in mind, I humbly present the crown jewel of Stark Industries Freedom Line.2:43The best weapon is one you never have to fire.2:45I respectfully disagree.2:50For your consideration,2:53the Jericho.2:55I'll be throwing one of these in with every purchase of 500 million or more.3:00To peace!3:01I'm sorry, this is the funv.3:04The humdrumv is back there.3:05Yeah!3:09I wouldn't do that if I were you.3:39What the hell did you do to me?3:43What I did.3:47I've seen many wounds like that in my village.3:55Do as I do.3:57Come on, put your hands up.3:59What's my guns? How did they get my gun?4:01Do you understand me?4:02It says, welcome Tony Stark.4:04The most famous mass murderer in the history of America.4:09I refuse.4:30He wants to know what you think.4:33I think you got a lot of my weapons.4:35Hazard! How good?4:37No, I won't.4:39No, you won't.4:41I'm sure they're looking for you, Stark.4:45But they will never find you in these mountains.4:47I'm gonna need welding gear, I don't care if it's acetylene or propane.4:51I need a soldering station I need helmets I gonna need goggles I would like a smelting cup I need two sets of precision tools How many languages do you speak Hello They apparently not enough for this place Call themselves the 10 rings 5:05You know, we might be more productive if you include me in the planning process.5:09Uh-huh.5:14That's palladium. 0.15 grams.5:17We need at least 1.6. I want us to go break down the other 11.5:20Careful. Careful, we only get one shot at this.5:23Relax.5:24Relax.5:25What do I call you?5:27My name is Jensen.5:29Jensen.5:46That doesn't look like a Jericho missile.5:49That's because it's a miniaturized arc reactor.5:51But what could it generate?5:53If my math is right, then it always is.5:56Three gigajoules per second.6:09What's again?6:19What does he want?6:20I need him.6:31Good assistant.6:50Okay?6:57He's speaking Hungarian.7:01I don't speak Hungarian. How'd that work?7:03Oh my goodness. It worked though, right?7:06I do. Let me finish this.7:08Initialize the power sequence.7:09Alright.7:10Every other hex bolt.7:11They're coming!7:12Nothing pretty. Just get it done.7:20I not sure what you doing I going to kill him 7:45Joseph!7:46Watch out!7:52Move with me. Come on, we got a plan. We're gonna stick to it.7:54This was always the last talk.7:56Come on, you gotta go see your family. Get up.8:00It's okay.8:08Thank you for saving me.8:10Don't waste your life.8:18My turn.8:24I'm not going to die.8:54Ah.9:04Ah!9:13Next time you ride with me, okay?9:18Watch your cover, okay?9:19Your eyes are red.9:24A few tears for your long loss, boss.9:26Where to, sir?9:27You have to go to the hospital.9:28The doctor has to look at you.9:29I don't have to do anything.9:30I've been in captivity for three months.9:31There are two things I want to do.9:32I want an American cheeseburger.9:34Drive.9:35Cheeseburger first.9:36Howdy.9:37Oh, you had to have a burger.9:40Yeah, come on.9:41Did you get me one of those?9:42Hey, would it be alright if everyone sat down?9:45Why don't you just sit down?9:46I'll see you.9:47I never got the cigarette by the dead.9:50There's questions that I would ask him.9:52I would ask him how he felt about what this company did.9:55I saw young Americans killed by the very weapons 10:00I created to defend them and protect them.10:02I had my eyes open.10:04I came to realize that I have more to offer.10:07That is why, effective immediately,10:09I am shutting down the weapons manufacturer division.10:12It's dark internet.10:13Did I just paint a target on the back of my head?10:15We're not doing a good enough job.10:16We can do better. We're gonna do something else.10:18Like what?10:19It works.10:20Yeah, as a science project.10:22Could you have a lousier poker face?10:23Just tell me, who told you?10:24Never mind who told me. Show me.10:26Rody or Pepper? It's Rody or Pepper.10:30Hey. Let's see him. Show me hands.10:35I need your help for a sec.10:37Oh my god, is that the thing that's keeping you alive?10:40It was.10:41What does that mean?10:42It's nothing, it's just a little snag. There's an exposed wire under this device.10:47Yeah, it should be fine. It's like operation. You just don't let it touch the socket wall.10:51You are the most capable, qualified, trustworthy person I've ever met.10:56Oh my... Oh, oh, there's pus!10:59Puss!11:00It's not pus.11:01Now don't let it touch the...11:02Ah!11:03It's when you're coming out.11:04That's what I was trying to say before.11:05I was not expecting it.11:06Don't put it back in.11:07Don't put it back in.11:08Take this.11:09Take this.11:10I've got to switch it out really quick.11:11Okay.11:12Tony.11:13Watch that.11:14Take the base plate.11:15And make sh-sh-sh-sh.11:16YAAAW!11:17Nice.11:18Are you okay?11:20Yeah, I feel great.11:21You okay?11:22Don't ever, ever, ever, ever ask me to do anything like that ever.11:28anything like that ever again.11:30Destroy it.11:32Incinerate it.11:33Will that be all Mr. Stark?11:35That will be all in the spots.11:36Why not a pilot without the plane?11:38Look who fell out of the sky, Mr. Tony Stark.11:40Speaking of manned or unmanned, you gotta get him to tell you about the time he guessed wrong at spring break.11:44You're doing a little better than walking.11:46Really?11:47Yeah.11:48Rhodey, I'm working on something big.11:50Serious?11:52I don't know who to trust right now.11:56Until further notice, why don't we just keep everything on my private server?12:02I don't want this lining up in the wrong hands.12:04Next.12:06Up.12:08Okay, I'm sorry, am I in your way?12:12Okay, let's do this right.12:15Start mark half a meter and back to center.12:17We're gonna start up nice and easy.12:19You're gonna see 10% thrust capacity, achieve lift.12:22And three.12:24Two.12:26What What 12:37This is a flight stabilizer.12:39It's completely nothing.12:44How'd it go?12:45Uh-huh. Went that bad, huh?12:47Uh-huh. Sure doesn't.12:49Would've gone better if you were there.12:51Uh-uh.12:52They're filing an injunction.12:53A what?12:54to lock you out. Why? Because the stocks dipped 40 points? We knew that was going to happen.12:5756 and a half. It doesn't matter. We own the controlling interest in the company. I'm being 13:02responsible. That's a new direction for me, for the company. Come on, here. You can have a piece.13:07Thank you. You mind if I come down there and see what you're doing? Good night, Obi.13:11Back of a better option, dummy is still on fire safety. If you douse me again and I'm not on fire,13:16I'm donating you to City College. Please don't follow me around with it either because I feel 13:20I'm gonna catch on fire spontaneously 13:28Okay, this is where I don't want to be 13:44Yeah, I can fly 13:46Importing preferences and calibrating virtual environment.13:49Do a check on control surfaces.14:01Kind of like a dream.14:05Alright, let's see what this thing can do.14:07What's SR-71's record?14:08Oh, it's...14:11Fire!14:16Yeah!14:17Come on, we gotta break the ice!14:27Yeah!14:33Kill power.14:46I have no record of an invitation sir No one expects an appearance from him tonight Tell you what throw a little hot rod red in there 15:05Yes, that should help you keep a low profile.15:07Hey, I like it fabricated.15:08Paint it.15:09Commencing automated assembly.15:13Thank you, Tony.15:14Hey, Tony.15:15You remember me?15:16Sure don't.15:18Look great, hef.15:22Thank you, brother.15:22We need to debrief you.15:23There's still a lot of unanswered questions and time can be a factor with these things.15:29Tell you what, you got it. You're absolutely right.15:32Well, I'm going to go to my assistant and we'll make a date.15:37You want to dance?15:38Oh, no. Thank you.15:40Am I making you uncomfortable?15:42Oh, no. No.15:44You look great. You smell great.15:46Oh, God.15:47But I could fire you if that'd take the edge off.15:51How about a little air?15:52Yes, I need some air. Everybody who I work with. No, you know why I think it lost objectivity 15:58I think they just people just I don't just danced 16:06I would like a drink 16:08Martinis extra dry extra olives extra fast make one of them dirty 16:15Can I at least get a reaction from you panic I would say panic 16:19Nobody's taken?16:21Yesterday.16:23I didn't approve any shipment.16:25Well, I'm not my company.16:27I said, here's the line, we don't cross it.16:29This is how we do business.16:31If we're double dealing under the table.16:33Villagers have been forced to take shelter 16:35in whatever crude dwellings they can find.16:37Recent violence has been attributed 16:39to a group of foreign...16:41...either forced to join their militia...16:43...to anyone who will stop.16:45A child's simple question.16:47Where are my mother and...16:49I'm not going to die.17:19He's all yours.17:25Hello. Hello? I said it's Road. Speak up, please.17:46Oh, that's my exit. Indomitissile.17:50Flare!17:55It's a punch left!18:00I'm in it. It's a suit.18:02It's me!18:03On your belly.18:10You've been reengaged.18:12Execute evasive maneuver.18:13Keep going!18:20You owe me a plane. You know that, right?18:22Yeah, well, technically he hit me.18:52And now that I'm trying to protect the people that I put in harm's way, you're gonna walk out.18:57You shouldn't be alive.18:59Unless it was for a reason.19:02I just finally know what I have to do.19:18Breathe.19:20Easy, easy.19:22Ah, Tony.19:24It was just...19:26The fate that you survived that one last golden egg to give.19:33You really think that just because you have an idea, it belongs to you?19:42This is your legacy.19:44On the right hands.19:46Too bad you had to involve Pepper in this.19:52I would have preferred that she lived.20:00Oh, good boy.20:20Okay.20:22Where's Pepper?20:24That's not going to be enough.20:25That's the coolest thing I've ever seen.20:30Not bad, huh?20:33You need me to do anything else?20:35Keep the skies clear.20:39How do you think the Mark 1 chest piece is going to hold up?20:42The suit's a 48% power and formula.20:44Jay!20:48I love this suit!20:51Put him down!20:55No!21:03No!21:12For 30 years I've been holding you up.21:16I built this company for nothing!21:19Sir, it appears that his suit can fly.21:26Duly noted. Take me to maximum altitude.21:2813% power, sir.21:31Climb!21:327% power.21:33Just leave it on the screen. Stop telling me.21:35How'd you solve the icing problem?21:37Icing problem?21:38Might want to look into it.21:42Move up!21:43Oof!21:44I'm almost out of power. I gotta get out of this thing. I'll be right there.21:51I'll be right there.22:03BIRS!22:09Pods.22:10It's gonna fry everything up here.22:14Eeeeh!22:16Eeeeh!22:24Eeeeh Eeeeh Eeeeh Ironic Tony Pepper 22:38Time to hit the button!22:40You told me not to!22:42Just do it!22:44Push it!22:55Fortunately a member of Tony Stark's personal...22:58Iron Man, that's kind of catchy. It's got a nice ring to it.23:00I mean, it's not technically accurate.23:01See, it's a gold titanium alloy.23:03I'm thinking maybe we should say it was just, uh, just Pepper and me alone on the island.23:08You're not Iron Man, right?23:10I am.23:11You're not.23:12Alright, shoot yourself.23:14Will that be all?23:15Yes, that will be all in this puns.23:20Uh, been a while since I was in front of you.23:23I figure I'll stick to the cards this time.23:24I'm sorry Mr. Stark, but do you honestly expect us to believe that that was a bodyguard in a suit?23:29I know that it's confusing. It is one thing to question the official story and another thing entirely to make wild accusations or insinuate that I'm a superhero.23:38I'm just not the hero type, clearly.23:41Truth is...23:49I am Iron Man.23:54Jarvesh!23:56Welcome home soon.23:58Who the hell are you?24:00Nick Fury.24:02Huh?24:04I'm here to talk to you about the Avenger Initiative.24:06I'm here to talk to you about the Avenger Initiative.24:08Oh, it's good to be back.24:32I missed it.24:33Did you blow something up?24:34I already did that.24:35I love you, Tony!24:37Please. It's not about me.24:39Please welcome my father, Howard.24:41Live your life every day.24:43No more tedious work.24:45Leaving more time for resurrecting...24:47Come on, so there we go.24:49That wasn't so bad.24:51No, it was perfect. Hi. Hi.24:53And you are Marshall Irish Please meet you Tony What are you up to later Servants of penis Yikes Can I see a badge He likes the badge DC 250 miles 25:08Mr. Stark, please.25:11Yes, dear.25:12Can I have your attention?25:13Absolutely.25:14It's a high-tech prosthesis.25:17That's actually the most apt description I could make of it.25:20I am Iron Man.25:22The suit and I are one.25:24One.25:24I'm no expert.25:25In prostitution? Of course not. You're a senator. Come on!25:30Our current primary.25:31Can I expect to see you here?25:33Look, it's me. I'm here. Deal with it.25:35Into the existing chain of command, Senator.25:36I'm not a joiner, but I'll consider secretary of defense if you ask nice.25:40Hold on my second, buddy. Let me see.25:42There's something here. Oh.25:43What does he do?25:44If you'll direct your attention to said screens,25:48I believe that's North Korea, Iran.25:50I got gold!25:51I got gold!25:52No grave, immediate threat here.25:55Is that Justin Hammer?25:56Justin, you're on TV.25:57Focus up.25:58Most countries 5-10 years away.26:01Hammer Industries 20.26:02You want my property?26:03You can't have it.26:04But I did you a big favor!26:05Okay.26:06You've been a delight.26:08Wake up, Daddy's home.26:13How many ounces a day of this gobbledygook commercialist drink?26:16We are up to 80 ounces a day to counteract the symptoms, sir.26:20Another core has been depleted.26:25You are running out of both time and options.26:31I recommend that you inform...26:32Mute.26:34What?26:34What are you thinking?26:35Hey, I'm thinking I'm busy and you're angry about something.26:39Boy Scouts of America.26:39Boy Scouts of America?26:40Yes, it is a worthwhile organization.26:42I didn't physically check the crates, but basically...26:45I need you to wear a surgical mask until you're feeling better.26:48Is that okay?26:48That's rude.26:49That's modern art.26:51That's going up.26:52Oh, you've got to be kidding.26:53I'm going to put this up right now.26:54I don't care about the liberal agenda anymore.26:56It's boring.26:57Boring.26:57I'm giving you a boring...26:58You're in the company.26:59Well, stop trying to do it and do it.27:00I'm not asking you to try to do it.27:01I'm asking you to physically do it.27:03I'm trying to make you CEO.27:04Irrevocably appoint you chairman and CEO of Stark Industries.27:07Yeah, done deal.27:09Okay?27:12It's you.27:13It's always been you.27:15Sorry.27:17What the hell was that?27:22Lesson one Never take your eye off What your name lady Rushman Natalie Rushman Can you give her a lesson 27:36No problem.27:37I don't have time to meet.27:39I need someone now.27:40I feel like it's her.27:40You can read Latin or you can write Latin.27:42Did you model in Tokyo?27:44Because she modeled in Tokyo.27:45You did?27:45Yeah.27:46Looks like a TKO to me.27:48I want one.27:48No.27:50You know, it's your...27:51Whatever happens in the next 20 minutes, just go with it.27:53You look fantastic.27:54Why, thank you very much.27:55But that's unprofessional. What's on the docket?27:57You have a 9.30 dinner.27:59Perfect. I'll be there at 11.28:00Is this us?28:01You're all right.28:02Those Merlin engines are fantastic.28:03Oh, thank you. Yeah.28:04Good idea for an electric jet.28:05You do?28:06Yeah.28:07Then we'll make it work.28:08Anthony, is that you?28:09Hey pal, how you doing?28:11I'm gonna go wash.28:13Hey buddy.28:14I'm all right.28:15You're looking gorgeous.28:16Since he got his contract revoked...28:17Actually, it's on hold.28:19It's not...28:20That's not what I heard.28:21What's the difference between hold and cancel?28:23I'll make sure I get you a slot.28:24Mr. Stark?28:25Camera needs a slot, Christine.28:26We can't-28:27Ahhhh...28:33Got any other bad ideas?28:53I don't know.28:56I don't know.28:58Are you okay?29:14Get in the fire myself.29:15I was attached.29:16First vacation in two years ago.29:19Come on!29:20I'm not sure what you're doing.29:50I'm not going to die.30:00Heck, cycles per second were a little low.30:07I don't get it. A little fine-tuning.30:08You could have made a solid paycheck.30:10You could have sold it to North Korea, China.30:12You look like you got friends in low places.30:15You come from a family of thieves.30:19Speaking of thieves, where did you get this design?30:23My father.30:24I'm Tom Uncle.30:25If you can make God bleed,30:28that people will cease to believe in him.30:33Did you just make that?30:36Yeah.30:36Where do you think I've been for three hours?30:39I don't want to go home.30:42At all.30:45Let's cancel my birthday party and, uh,30:48we're in Europe.30:48Let's go to Venice, Cipriani.30:50Not everybody runs on batteries, Tony.30:55Are you listening to me?30:58Let's go.31:05Is that supposed to be smoking?31:06If you must know, it's neutron damage.31:19Contrary to popular belief, I know exactly what I'm doing.31:22I'm doing.31:28I should cancel the party, huh?31:30Probably.31:38I gotta say it, it's hard to get a read on you.31:40If this was your last birthday party you were ever gonna have,31:44how would you celebrate it?31:52You know the question I get asked most often is Tony how do you go to the bathroom in the suit?32:04Just like that and if anybody ever doesn't like it. There's the door 32:22Give me a fat beat to beat my body ass too Let go Ah no Stop my fist Woo 32:35Pepper!32:38Take it!32:40Yeah!32:42Oh!32:43Oh!32:50No!32:51Drop it, Tony!32:52Take it!32:55Sir! I'm gonna have to ask you to exit the donut!33:08I told you I don't want to join your super secret boy band.33:11I don't want to get off on the wrong foot, though. Look at the punch in the eye.33:14Huh. You're fired.33:18Now, if I didn't know better...33:20You don't know better. I didn't give it to him. He took it.33:22What do you want from me?33:25What do we want from you?33:26No, no, no.33:27What do you want from me?33:30Shut up!33:31Oh, God, are you going to steal my kidney and sell it?33:34That's lithium dioxide.33:35It's going to take the edge off.33:36We're trying to get you back to work.33:37Just him?33:38Or was Anton Bank going on this, too?33:40You told me I hadn't tried everything.33:41What do you mean, I haven't tried everything?33:42What happened I tried?33:43What do you remember about your dad, huh?33:45He was cold.33:45He was calculating.33:46He never told me he loved me.33:48He never even told me he liked me.33:49What?33:50I got a two o'clock.33:52Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.33:53What's this?33:54I got my eye on you.34:00Please.34:05I'm Howard Stark, and everything you'll need for the future can be found right here.34:11Tony, what are you doing back there?34:12What is that?34:13Put that back.34:14Put it back where you got it from.34:17No.34:20Tony, you're too young to understand this right now, so I thought I would put it on film for you.34:29What is and always will be my greatest creation is you.34:41Are you on it, Matt?34:43I'm not.34:44We believe in you.34:45I'm the CEO of Stark Industries.34:47Bert, listen to me.34:49Don't tell me that we have the best patent lawyers in the country.34:52We'll talk about it at the expo.34:53Come on you just got off the phone You fine 30 seconds I was just driving over here and I thought I was coming to basically apologize but I not with you and I just want to try to make good Can I move this This is this is crazy I looks like a Ferris wheel bone 35:06I'm trying out and if I never got to 35:09Express and by the way, this is somewhat revelatory to me and it's I don't care 35:14Did you know that there's only one thing on earth?35:17That I'm allergic to strawberries 35:20Anything else boss? I'm good. I'll be just 35:23Just another minute.35:25I lost both the kids in the divorce.35:31I'm surprised you can keep your mouth shut.35:33Boys, you're good.35:34Which means, wait, what?35:35What'd you just say?35:48Jarvis, could you kindly vacuform a digital wireframe?35:51How many buildings are there?35:54Am I to include the Belgian waffle stands?35:57It was rhetorical, just show me.36:01What does that look like to you, Jarvis?36:05Lose the footpaths.36:07I'm discovering, uh, correction, I'm rediscovering a new element.36:12There's a framework.36:21Dead for almost 20 years.36:36I heard you broke the perimeter.36:37Uh, yeah. That was like three years ago. Where have you been?36:41What's this doing here?36:44There you go. And...36:47Drop it.36:48Perfectly level.36:52I'm busy, what do you want?37:07Congratulations, sir.37:10Phone privileges reinstated.37:12Colson, how's the land of enchantment?37:14Hey, Tommy, how you doing?37:16You sound pretty sprightly for a dead guy.37:18You too.37:23Wanna run some tests Run him Metal the middle Oh yeah 37:38Give him a whiff.37:40Huh? Yeah!37:41Where is he?37:43What?37:44Where's Vaco?37:45Let's take it outside!37:50Tony, Tony, I'm locked on, I have target locked.37:52On what?37:53On you!37:55Nice work, kid.38:02Brody, you still locked on?38:04Yeah.38:04Drop your socks and grab your Crocs.38:06We're about to get wet on this ride.38:11Sorry, buddy.38:12Had to thin out the herd.38:14What's your 20?38:25Yes, for the moment I'm not dying. Thank you.38:28What do you mean you're not dying? Did you just say you're dying?38:30You didn't let me.38:31Why didn't you tell me that?38:32I was gonna make you an omelet and tell you.38:35Are you okay now?38:36I am fine. Don't be mad. I will formally apologize when I'm not fending off a hammeroid attack.38:42Could have been in Venice.38:43Oh, please.38:44Snap out of it, buddy. I need you.38:47Where do you want to be?38:49Where are you going?38:49What are you talking about?38:50I mean, me.38:51You have a big gun. You are not the big gun.38:53Alright, you go up top. I'll draw him in.39:18Get down!39:23I got something special for this guy. I'm gonna bust this bunker with the ex-wife.39:29The what?39:33Hammer tech?39:53You really use a sidekick! Put your hand up!40:00Take this!40:09You lose.40:13All these drones are rigged to blow. We gotta get out of here, man!40:16Pepper?40:17I think I did okay.40:32What did you just say?40:34You deserve better.40:35Well.40:36You've taken such good care of me.40:40You're not playing me again.40:42I think it was weird.40:44You guys look like two seals fighting over a grape.40:47You get lost.40:48I was here first.40:49Get a roof.40:51How are you going to resign?40:53I don't accept it.40:57I don't think I want you looking at that.40:59Shh.40:59Personality overview.41:00Mr. Stark displays compulsive behavior.41:02Textbook.41:04Narcissism?41:06Agreed.41:08Tony Stark not...41:09Not recommended?41:14You can't afford me.41:15Mr. Tony Stark.41:16who is of course a national treasure.41:20Thank you for such an exceptionally distinguished performance.41:24You deserve this.41:25Live in music!41:27Live in free!41:28Live in life!41:30Help!41:32Mmm, smell of stale beer and defeat.41:36I've always felt that hardware was much more than that.41:41You always wear such nice suits.41:44Touche.41:45You should listen.41:49What if I told you we were putting a team together?41:53Who's we?42:05Stark Tower is about to become a beacon of self-sustaining clean energy.42:09How does it look?42:10Like Christmas, but with more me.42:15Sir, Agent Coulson of S.H.I.E.L.D. is on the line.42:19I'm actually out.42:22Gross fine, Jarvis.42:24I got a date.42:25Give yourself some credit Please Stark Tower is your baby Give yourself 12 of credit 12 An argument can be made for 15 Stark we need to talk 42:36You have reached the life model decoy of Tony Stark. Please leave a message.42:40Phil, come in.42:42Phil? His first name is Agent.42:44As soon as possible.42:45I don't like being handed things.42:46That's fine, because I love to be handed things.42:47Yeah, apparently I'm volatile, self-obsessed, don't play well with others.42:52Ms. Potts, you got a second?42:54Have a moment.42:55You know, I thought we were having a moment.42:58How would you know this?42:59Why is he Phil?43:03Square deal.43:04Fleshy.43:09More card.43:10Fantastic.43:12Oh, well.43:13What?43:16Agent Romanoff.43:17You miss me?43:25Good move.43:27Mr. Stark.43:29Captain?43:30This guy packs a wallop.43:32Still, you are pretty spry for an older fellow.43:35You might have missed a couple things.43:37Doing time is a capsicle.43:43What are you doing?43:49Now there's that guy.43:51We need a plan of attack!43:52I have a plan.43:53Attack.43:55Listen well brother.43:58I do.44:00I'm listening.44:03Do not touch me again.44:05Then don't take my stuff.44:07You have no idea what you're dealing with.44:10Uh, Shakespeare in the park?44:12Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?44:16He gives up the cube, he's all yours.44:18Until then, stay out of the way.44:25Okay.44:35Power at 400% capacity.44:37How about that?44:55I not going to die Hey Put that hammer down Uh yeah no Bad call He loves his country What do they need the Iridium for 45:05It's a stabilizing agent.45:07So understand, take a weekend.45:09I'll fly you to Portland.45:11I'm not sure.45:13I'm not sure.45:23I'll fly you to Portland.45:25No hard feelings, Point Break.45:26You got a mean swing.45:27That man is playing Galaga.45:30Thought we wouldn't notice, but we did.45:35Something to kick start the cube.45:38When did you become an expert in thermonuclear astrophysics?45:42Last night.45:42Finally.45:43Someone who speaks English.45:45Is that what just happened?45:47It's good to meet you, Dr. Banner.45:49Your work on anti-electron collisions is unparalleled.45:52And I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster.45:59I understood that reference.46:01If we bypass their mainframe and direct route to the Homer cluster,46:04we can clock this at around 600 teraflops.46:07You know, you should come by Stark Tower sometime.46:08Top ten floors, all R&D.46:11No surprises.46:12Ow!46:13Hey!46:14Is everything a joke to you?46:15Funny things are.46:16Why did Fury call us, and why now?46:18Why not before?46:19You think Fury's hiding something?46:20He's a spy.46:21Captain, he's the spy.46:23His secrets have secrets.46:25It's bugging him too.46:28Even if Barton didn't tell Loki about the tower.46:31The Stark Tower. That big ugly...46:34I should probably look into that once my decryption program 46:37finishes breaking into all of S.H.I.E.L.D.'s secure files.46:39Blueberry?46:40Yet you're confused about why they didn't want you around.46:42An intelligence organization that fears intelligence?46:45Historically, not awesome.46:47We should follow them.46:48Following's not really my style.46:51Of the people in this room, which one is A, wearing a spangly outfit, and B, not of use?46:56What are you doing, Mr. Stark?46:58Uh, kind of been wondering the same thing about you.47:01I'm sorry, Nick.47:03What, were you lying?47:05You forced our hand. We had to come up with something.47:07A nuclear deterrent.47:08Because that always calms everything right down.47:11I'm sure if he still made weapons, Stark would be neck deep.47:13Wait, wait, hold on. How is this now about me?47:15I'm sorry, isn't everything?47:16Why shouldn't the guy let off a little steam?47:18You know damn well why. Back off.47:20Big man in a suit of armor.47:23Take that off what are you Genius billionaire playboy philanthropist You not the guy to make the sacrifice play To lay down on a wire and let the other guy crawl over you I think I would just cut the wire A hero like you 47:36You're a laboratory experiment, Rogers.47:39Everything special about you came out of a bottle.47:42Put on the suit. Let's go a few rounds.47:45You're not going alone. You gonna stop me?47:47Put on the suit, let's find out.47:48I'm not afraid of hitting old man.47:50Put on the suit.47:52Put on the suit.47:53Yeah.47:55Engine 3, I'll meet you there.48:05Let's see what we got.48:07I gotta get the superconducting cooling system back on mine.48:12I need you to get to that engine control panel and tell me which relays are in overload position.48:22I'm gonna have to get in there and push.48:23That stator control unit can reverse the polarity long enough to disengage maglev and that should-48:27Speak English!48:28See that red lever?48:40Stark, we're losing altitude.48:42Yeah, noticed.48:53Cap hit the lever.48:54I need a minute here!48:57Lever...48:58Now!49:04Uh-oh.49:06Cap!49:16They called him.49:23And heroes.49:28You seem like a good man.49:31He was an idiot.49:32Why?49:33For believing?49:34For taking on Loki alone.49:36Right.49:37I've heard that before.49:38Is this the first time you lost a soldier?49:40We are not soldiers.49:43I'm not marching to Fury's Fife.49:45Put together a list.49:45You made a personal.49:46That's not the point.49:48That is the point.49:48That's Loki's point.49:50That's just previous.49:51This is opening night.49:52And Loki, he's a full-tailed diva.49:54He wants parades, he wants a monument built in the skies with his name plastered.50:00Salvatore.50:30Uh, actually I'm planning to threaten you.50:32You should have left your armor on for that.50:34Yeah. Seen a bit of mileage and you've got the, uh,50:38close stick of destiny.50:40No, no, no. Threatening.50:42No drink? You sure? I'm having one.50:44What have I to fear?50:46The Avengers.50:48That's what we call ourselves. Sort of like a team.50:50Earth's Mightiest Heroes type thing.50:52Your management issues.50:54Couple of Master Assassins and you!50:56Big fella.50:58If they come, and they will, they'll come for you.51:03I have an army.51:04We have a Hulk.51:05There is no version of this where you come out on top.51:11This usually works.51:12Well, performance issues, you know, it's not uncommon.51:15One out of five.51:16And there's one other person you pissed off.51:29His name is Phil.51:39What, did you stop for drive-thru?51:41Swing up park, I'm gonna lay him out for you.51:43Sir, we have more incoming.51:45Fine, let's keep him occupied.51:46Stark, can you see this?51:48I see. Still working on believing.51:51Where's Banner? Has he shown up yet?51:56Well, we got his attention.51:58What the hell does Steph do?52:00Banner?52:01Just like you said.52:02Then tell him to suit up.52:04I'm bringing the party to you.52:08Hold on!52:15Guys?52:17Call it, Captain.52:19Stark, you've got the perimeter.52:21Anything gets more than three blocks out, you turn it back.52:23Right. Better clench up, Legolas.52:25No No No Sir we will lose power before we penetrate that shell 52:52Jarvis, put everything we got into the thrusters 52:54I just did it.53:04Stark, you know that's a one-way trip.53:07Save the rest for the turn, Jay.53:08So, shall I try this pause?53:12Might as well.53:24Son of a guy.53:37What just happened?53:57Please tell me nobody kissed me.53:59Alright, good job, guys.54:01Let's just not come in tomorrow.54:03Let's just take a day.54:05Have you ever tried shawarma?54:06There's a shawarma joint about two blocks from here.54:09I don't know what it is, but I want to try it.54:13And then shawarma after.54:14I don't think you understand what you've started.54:36How was it? Pedified?54:38Unintelligible. Really?54:40Where are we going?54:41To town on each other, probably back in the room.54:43Because I also want to see your research.54:44Hey.54:44You're a heart doctor.54:46She's going to need a cardiologist, F.A.54:49One to throw away and one to not call.54:51I'll see you up on the roof in five minutes.54:53I just going to try to get my beak wet real quick Come on let go in the bedroom Happy You the most gifted woman I ever met Wow In Switzerland You almost bought it didn you 55:06Have you checked the Tell Murray's algorithm?55:10Hey!55:11No.55:12Happy New Year.55:13Happy New Year.55:14Alright, I'll see you in the morning.55:15Goodnight.55:16And I didn't even know it.55:20What are you...55:21I've also prepared a safety briefing for you to entirely ignore.55:26Which I will.55:2772 hours.55:30Jarvis, drop my needle.55:37Bob Dill Ring 55:38Crap.55:39Come on tonight.55:48Come on.55:49Let's go to you.55:51I'm the best.55:55Sorry?55:56I am Iron Patriot.55:58So what's really going on?56:01The Mandarin.56:01Do you mind signing my drawing?56:03If Richard doesn't mind, you're right with this?56:06I loved you in A Christmas Story, by the way.56:08This is why I said I...56:09Okay?56:14How did you get out of the wormhole?56:15Wait a minute.56:18No!56:19My diagnosis is that you've experienced a severe anxiety attack.56:25Oh, sorry, I gotta split.56:27Is this for header security?56:28What?56:29What's going on? Fill me in.56:30For real?56:31Yeah.56:32You're wearing this in the house now?56:34What is that, like Mark 15?56:36Uh, yeah.56:37Something like that.56:38You know everybody needs a hottie.56:40Ooh, shoulders a little naughty.56:41Naughty girl.56:42So why don't you lift up that face mask and give me a kiss?56:45Peep, bonk, beep, beep, ha.56:47Geiger counter or something like that.56:49This is a new level of the lane.56:53I didn't know if you were coming home or you were having drinks with Aldous Killian.56:56Hey, I admit it. My fault.57:01Nothing's been the same since New York.57:03You experience things, and then they're over and you still can't explain them.57:16Power down!57:19Let me catch my breath. Hey, don't go.57:22Hi.57:24Oh Mind living that on Sunday nights PBS Downton Abbey Anything else you can tell us When is somebody gonna kill this guy 57:37Here's my home address.57:3910-880-Malibu Point.57:45Okay.57:47What do we got here?57:49Close.57:51The heat from the blast was in excess of 3,000 degrees.57:53found in a three-mile radius of the Chinese theater.57:55No, sir.57:56Ever been to Tennessee, Jarvis?57:57Creating a flight plan for Tennessee.58:05You're not the Mandarin.58:06Are you?58:07Why am I not surprised?58:09Don't take it personally. I don't remember what I had for breakfast.58:11Gluten-free waffles, sir.58:12That's right. Now I'm in a committed relationship.58:17With her.58:18Please don't tell me there's a 12-year-old kid waiting in the car that I've never met.58:21He's 13.58:22No, I need your help.58:23We're going out of town.58:24Okay, we've been through this? Nope.58:26The big bunny, relax about it.58:42I got you.58:43I got you first.58:44Stop stopping. Get her. Get outside.58:52The End 58:53The End 59:09Sir, take a deep breath 59:11Flight power restored 59:15That's the emergency alert triggered by the power dropping below 5%59:20AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 59:22AAAAAAAH 59:23AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 59:24AAAAAHH 59:25AAAAAHH 59:28AAAAAHHH 59:32It's snowing right?59:34Why?59:36Jarvis?59:37Not my idea 59:38That's brisk 59:42Jarvis?59:46Don't leave me buddy 59:50Stark secure server.60:00Freeze!60:06You got me.60:08And now you're out of ammo.60:10It's a, uh, electromagnet.60:15Technically, I am.60:17Technically, you're dead.60:19It's iron patriot now.60:20That's way cooler!60:22No, it's not. Not a good idea.60:24What are you doing? You're gonna break his finger?60:25Which happens, dads leave. No need to be a pussy about it.60:27Here's what I need. A digital watch, a cell phone, the pneumatic actuator from your bazooka over there.60:32Valvation? What's his name?60:34Who?60:34The kid that bullies you. It discourages bullying.60:38You know what keeps going through my head? Where's my sandwich?60:42I was kind of hoping for something a little more adult than that.60:50Think about it. Six dead, only five shadows.60:54Delions?60:55Maybe. Can you stop?60:56To breathe into?60:57Do you have medication?60:59Nope.60:59Do you want me to stop doing that?61:00No, then I said to stop doing that.61:01I'm sure you're going to freak me out.61:10Your fault.61:11Lady, nice haircut.61:14It suits you.61:16Nice watch.61:17Yeah, limited edition.61:23Mind if I join you?61:25Free country.61:26Clearly you're waiting for someone else.61:27Hey, hot wings, you wanna party?61:33Come on, you and me, let's go.61:35Crazy, huh?61:37Yeah.61:57Sweetheart, that could be the name of my autobiography.62:14Remember what I told you about bullies?62:19You like that, Westworld?62:21You always cover her ass.62:22Thanks sorta And see if you do someone a solid don be a yutz Admit it You need me 62:35Move out of the way, I'm gonna run you over.62:37Wait, you're guilt-tripping me, aren't you?62:38I can tell.62:39You know how I can tell?62:40Because we're connected.62:45Oh, man.62:46Oh, man.62:49Your redesign, your big rebrand, that was AIM, right?62:53Find a heavy-duty comp set right now.62:54I need your login. It's not the 80s. Nobody says hack anymore. Give me your login.63:00So much better than Iron Patriot.63:13Oh, wow.63:14Right there's fine. Okay? I get a lot of this. It's okay.63:17Boom!63:19Uh, Hispanic's got bail.63:21Got it.63:21All right, it's a mission.63:22Yeah.63:23Tony needs Gary.63:24Okay, so the addiction will not be tolerated and those who...63:31The bomb's not a bomb when it's a misfire.63:33Actually, sir, it is charging, but the power source is questionable.63:37It may not succeed in revitalizing the Mark 42.63:41I didn't even mention New York.63:43Right, and then you just said it by name while denying having said it.63:54I am not your personal 64:04Hey!64:16You're not him, the Mandarin. The real guy.64:18Quirk!64:19Sit.64:20You got a minute to live. Fill it with words.64:22Just to roll?64:24The Mandarin, see? It's not real.64:27Did you just nod off?64:28He?64:30Okay, so you took Killian's card.64:38I took his money.64:39And here you are, 13 years later.64:40But I'm close.64:42Get me out of here.64:46Come on.64:48You haven't met him, I assume?64:49Yeah, Sir Lawrence Obliviate.64:51I have to say, it's times like this.64:54My temper is tested somewhat You are a maniac No I a visionary Careful there It a limited edition 65:05Ponytail Express.65:07Break it, you bought it.65:11I think I bought it.65:12Okay, that wasn't mine to give away. That belongs to my friend's sister.65:14I'm gonna kill you first.65:16This.65:18Trust me, you're gonna be in a puddle of blood on the ground in five, four, three, come on!65:24Two!65:24Put down your weapons 65:26Tie yourselves to those chairs 65:27In five 65:28Four 65:29Bang 65:30Five four three two one 65:31Right 65:32Told you 65:33Told you 65:38Where's the rest?65:49Ah, better late than never 65:52Not to face 65:54Let's go!65:58What's this? I had winners.65:59This is the Mandarin?66:00I know, it's... it's...66:02It's embarrassing.66:03Tell him where Pepper is and he'll stop doing it.66:07So?66:07Hey, Ringo.66:08Didn't you say something about a lovely speedboat?66:11I wonder who I'm calling right now.66:12Oh! That's the Vice President.66:15That's gonna have to do.66:19President!66:21Now!66:21Speaking of which,66:22Go fish!66:24I'm gonna get him!66:26No!66:28Yeah!66:30Walk away from that, you son of a bitch.66:32How many in the air?66:34Four, sir.66:36See that guy?66:38I'm gonna swing by you. Are you just gonna grab him?66:40Easy. See? Eleven more to go.66:42Remember that game called Barrel of Monkeys?66:44That's what we're gonna do.66:46Six thousand feet.66:48Come on, people. Yeah!66:50One thousand feet. It's a chunky monkey. Let's get him.66:52Let's get him.67:00Alright Jarvis, but it's only half done with-67:05That came out of nowhere.67:06I think they all made it.67:07Oh, thank god.67:08Yeah, but I missed the president.67:10You couldn't save the president with a suit. How are we gonna save Pepper with milk?67:13Put your gun up.67:14Yep.67:15What do I do?67:16Stay on my six, cover high, and don't shoot me in the back.67:18in the back.67:21You see that?67:22Nailed it.67:23Give me a minute, you got extra man's.67:24They're not universal, Tony.67:25I know what I doing I make this stuff Give me another one Three guys one girl all armed You know what Is that Yep 67:35Are those?67:42Merry Christmas, buddy.67:43It's Christmas.67:47Take him to church.67:48This is how you're managing your downtime, huh?67:50Everybody needs a hobby.67:53Give me a suit, okay?67:55Oh, I'm sorry, they're only coded to me.67:58Can I give you a lift now?67:59Very funny.68:00I've located Miss Potts.68:01About time.68:05What did I do?68:06What did I do?68:08See what happens when you hang out with my ex-girlfriends?68:11We'll talk about over dinner.68:16Close your eyes.68:21Yeah, you take a minute.68:22GARVANCE!68:24Give me a shoot right now!68:26GARVANCE!68:32Honey, I can't reach any further and you can't stay there, alright? You gotta let go!68:51Jack!68:58I'll be damned.69:26Whatever.69:28Jarvis, do me a favor and blow mark 42.69:34You said you wanted the Mandarin.69:49You're looking right at him.69:50I am the Mandarin!69:54I got nothing.69:58What?70:00Mad at me?70:02Oh my god.70:03Probably tipping your way a little bit. Why don't you dress like this at home?70:06Am I gonna be okay?70:08No. You're in a relationship with me. Everything will never be okay.70:12Jarvis.70:13Hey.70:14All wrapped up here, sir.70:23Let me tell you.70:25That was the best sleep I'd had in years.70:30It was a cocoon.70:35One thing you can't take away?70:40I am Iron Man.70:42And the fact that you've been able to help me process...70:45Did I lose you?70:48Elevator in Switzerland.70:51You know what, now that I think about it...70:53Oh, God, my original wound.71:00Oh shit! Language!71:06Wait a second. No one else is gonna deal with the fact that Cap just said, language?71:12Sir, the city is taking five.71:14Well we know Strucker's not gonna worry about civilian casualties.71:18Send in the Iron Legion.71:22Drop a smite? Closing in?71:24You see a power source for that shield?71:30And for gosh sake, watch your language.71:34Guys, stop. We gotta talk this through.71:37It's a good talk.71:39No, it wasn't.71:43Hey Jay, give me an IR scan in the room, real quick.71:46Please be a secret door, please be a secret door, please be a secret door.71:49Yay!71:56I got eyes on the prize.72:00You could have saved us.72:12Dr Cho is on her way in from Seoul Is it okay if she sets up in your lab Uh yeah she knows her way around Thanks Jarvis Take the wheel 72:35Yes, sir.72:36Ben and I will give it the once over before it goes back to Asgard. Is that cool with you?72:40Yeah. Who doesn't love rebels?72:45Oh, actually, he's the boss.72:47I just pay for everything and design everything and make everyone look cooler.72:51Unfortunately, he's still Barton.72:53He's fine. He's thirsty.72:55Alright, look alive Jarvis.72:57Update me on the structural and compositional analysis.73:00Oh, he's flatlining.73:02Call it. Time?73:03No, no, no. I'm gonna live forever.73:05He runs more of the business than anyone besides Pepper.73:08They deep-sixed the data, but...73:11I gotta guess he was knocking on a very particular door.73:13This could be it, Bruce.73:15This could be the key to creating Ultron.73:17If we can harness this power,73:19apply it to my Iron Legion protocol.73:22What if the Lord was safe?73:24What if next time aliens roll up to the club, and they will,73:27they couldn't get past the bouncer?73:29I don't want to hear the man was not meant to metal medley.73:32I see a suit of armor around the world.73:37Peace and our time.73:42You know, the suit can take the weight, right?73:44Drop it at his feet. I'm like, boom.73:47You looking for this?73:49So, no pepper? She's not coming?73:52What about Jane? Where are the ladies, gentlemen?73:55Oh, Miss Potts has a company to run.73:58But Jane's better.74:01Clint, you've had a tough week. We won't hold it against you if you can't get it up.74:04Okay. Uh-oh.74:07Alright, so if I lift it, I then rule Asgard?74:10Yes, of course.74:11I will be reinstituting prima nocta.74:14Are you even pulling? Are you on my team?74:21I'm sorry, I was asleep.74:23Reboot. Legionnaire.74:24I forgot a buggy suit.74:25Terrible noise.74:32We're here to go.74:33What's that?74:34What?74:34What is insane?74:36What is insane?74:40You want to protect the world, but you don't want it to change.74:44Ultron cleared out, used the internet as an escape app.74:47There wasn't anyone else in the building.74:49Yes there was.74:54Whoa whoa whoa It going around Come on YouTube works buddy I have more than enough words to describe you as Stark Why is he trying to kill us You think this is funny 75:05No.75:07It's probably not, right?75:09Maybe this might not be the time...75:11Really?75:12That's it.75:13Anybody remember when I carried a nuke through a wormhole?75:16We're the Avengers.75:18We can bust arms dealers all the live long day, but...75:20That up there, that's...75:23That's the endgame.75:24Thor's right. Ultron's calling us out.75:29I know that guy.75:32From back in the day, he operates off the African coast, black market arms.75:36There are conventions, all right?75:38You meet people, I didn't sell them anything.75:41This guy got out of Wakanda with some of their trade goods.75:43I thought your father said he got the last of it.75:45I don't follow what comes out of Wakanda.75:49The strongest metal on Earth.75:54You're gonna break your old man's heart.75:55Nobody has to break anything.75:57Clearly you've never made an omelet.75:59You beat me by one sec.76:00What's the vibranium for?76:01Evil plan.76:13The vibranium's getting away.76:15And you're not going anywhere.76:22I'm calling Veronica.76:24That little witch is messing with your mind.76:34You're stronger than her.76:35You're smarter than her.76:36You're Bruce Banner.76:37Right, right, right.76:38Don't mention puny Banner.76:54Veronica, give me a hand.77:06Go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep.77:10Okay, pal, we're gonna get you out of time.77:12Come on, Bruce, you gotta work with me.77:18Everybody out!77:19Oh, yeah!77:24I sorry Amateur port That comprehensive 77:47Hey, wanna switch out?77:48If you wanna get some kip, that was a good time, cause we're still a few hours out.77:52A few hours from where?77:54Safe house.77:55What is this place?77:57Safe house.78:01This is an agent of some kind.78:04Ooh, these are...78:05Look at your face!78:06...smaller agents.78:07Sorry for barging in on you.78:08Yeah, we would have called ahead, but we were busy having no idea that you existed.78:12Thor didn't say where he was going for answers.78:14Yeah, give him time.78:16We don't know what the Maximoff kid showed him.78:18I don't trust a guy without a dark side.78:21Call me old-fashioned.78:23Isn't that the mission?78:24Isn't that the why we fight so we can end the fight so we get to go home?78:32Don't take from my pile tell me everything 78:37What ails you 78:40Try not to bring it to life. Queen the eye and tell me you're going to shut him down. You're not the director of me 78:47And I'm the man who killed the Avengers 78:49Watch my friends die.78:51You'd think that'd be as bad as it gets, right?78:57His plans, though.78:59He's still going after launch codes?79:00Yes, he is, but he's not enough.79:02So what'd they say?79:03He's fixated on the missiles.79:05But the codes are constantly being changed.79:07By whom?79:09Still, I'd pay Folding money to know who it is.79:11I might need to visit Oslo.79:12Strictly recon.79:13I'll hit the Nexus, I'll join you as soon as I can.79:15If Ultron's really building a body,79:17building a body.79:18It would be more powerful than any of us.79:20Maybe all of us.79:21I'm just a guy looking for a needle in the world's biggest haystack.79:25Oh, I'm the Gripton Nuclear Codes and you know what we tell you.79:29Anything on that?79:30Haven't heard.79:31But she's alive or all trying to be rubbing our faces in it.79:34Any chance Natasha might leave you a message outside the internet, old school spy stuff?79:38Yeah, about that.79:39You have to trust me.79:41Kinda don't.79:42Our ally?79:43I found him.79:44He didn't even know he was in there until I pieced him together.79:47No!79:48Of course not.79:49I want to help you put Jarvis in this thing.79:52We're out of my field here.79:54We're mad scientists.79:55We're monsters, buddy.79:57You've got to own it.80:00I'm gonna say this once.80:01How about nuns?80:03I'm rerouting the uploader.80:14Why does your vision sound like Jarvis?80:16We reconfigured Jarvis' matrix...80:20...to create something new.80:21I don't think I'd know if I were one.80:23Well done.80:30Good evening boss. Iron Man's the one he's waiting for. That's true, he hates you the most.80:37It's about whether he's right.80:41Friday. Division? Boss, it's working. He's burning Ultron out of the net. He won't escape through there.80:47Friday. Sokovia's going for a ride.80:51You are my meteor, my swift and terrible sword.80:55The vibranium core's got a magnetic field. That's what's keeping the rock together.80:59That building's not cleared, 10th floor.81:03Hi!81:05Get in the tub!81:06I got airborne heading up to the bridge.81:09Cap, you got incoming.81:11Incoming already came in.81:13The anti-gravs are rigged to flip. Touch them, they'll go full reverse thrust.81:17The city's not coming down slow.81:18All spars vibranium.81:19What do you got, Stark?81:20Well, nothing great.81:22Maybe a way to blow up the city.81:24Yep.81:25If you live to tell it.81:26If you live to tell it.81:27When we get through this, I'll hold you around.81:29You had to make it weird.81:31I got it!81:33Create a heat seal!81:35I can-81:37Rody, get the rest of the people on board that carrier.81:40On it.81:41Avengers, time to work for a living.81:48Romanoff, you and Banner better not be playing hide the zucchini.81:52What's the drill?81:54This is the drill.81:55How can you possibly hope to stop me?81:59Like the old man said,82:02Together.82:21Can't let him, not even one.82:23Rhodey!82:24You want it?82:26Boss power levels are way below art We got everything We get one shot at this 82:49It's a machine.82:50So it doesn't count.82:51No, it's not like a person lifting the hammer.82:53Right. Different rules for us.82:55Nice guy. Artificial.82:56But if you put the hammer in an elevator...82:58...it would still go up. Elevator's not worthy.83:00I'm gonna miss these little talks of ours.83:02Once all these pieces are in position...83:04Triple Yahtzee.83:06That man has no regard for lawn maintenance.83:09I'm gonna miss him, though.83:10And you're gonna miss me.83:12There's gonna be a lot of madful tears.83:14Pepper a farm.83:15Hope nobody blows it up.83:17A simple life.83:19You alright?83:25Who's the homeless person on the couch?83:28This is why I love coming home for Christmas.83:30Try not to burn the house down before Monday?83:32Okay, so it's Monday.83:33That is good to know.83:34I will plan my toga party accordingly.83:39I love you, Dad.83:41And I know you did the best you could.83:43By nearly augmented retroframing, or BARF,83:46plus $611 million for my little therapeutic experiment.83:52All of your projects have just been approved and funded.83:56Reframe the future!84:00Go break some eggs.84:04Restrooms this way, yeah?84:05Yeah, embedded in the meat shaft.84:12It was nice what you did for those young people.84:14Ah, they deserve it.84:16Break as many eggs as you like.84:19Right?84:21Are you going up?84:24I'm right where I want to be.84:26Okay, okay, hey.84:32His name was Charlie Spencer.84:36You murdered him.84:38You just fight for yourself.84:44I'm sorry.84:49Magos, you can bet there'd be consequences by the Accords.84:56I talk it over So let say we agree to this thing How long is it gonna be before they lowjack us like a bunch of common criminals Discomfort 85:05Who's putting coffee grounds in the disposal?85:07Am I running a bed and breakfast for the biker gang?85:09Oh, that's Charles Spencer, by the way.85:11He decided to spend his summer 85:13building sustainable housing 85:15for the poor guess where Sokovia.85:17If someone dies on your watch, you don't give up.85:19Who said we're giving up?85:21We are for not taking responsibility for our actions.85:23I'm sorry, did I just mishear you or did you agree with me?85:26Oh, I want to take it back.85:27No, no, no, you can't retract it.85:28Colonel Rhodes is supervising cleanup.85:30Try not to break anything while we fix this.85:31Consequences? You bet there'll be consequences.85:33Secretary Ross wants you both prosecuted.85:35Had to give him something.85:36Not getting that shield back, am I?85:38Technically, it's the government's problem.85:40I pulled something from Dad's archives.85:44Timely.85:45I'm trying to...85:47What do you call it?85:48That's an olive branch.85:50No, definitely not.85:51We're taking a break.85:53And then, and then, and then, I never stopped.85:56Because the truth is, I don't want to stop.85:58He never mentioned that.86:00Maybe only a thousand times.86:02I don't mean to make things difficult.86:03I know, because you're a very polite person.86:05Sometimes, sometimes I want to punch you in your perfect teeth.86:08Before nothing's happened that can't be undone.86:10If you sign.86:12Once we put out the PR file, these documents can be amended.86:16I'd file a motion to have you and Wanda reinstated.86:18Wanda? What about Wanda?86:19It's internment, tell me.86:20She's not a US citizen and they don't grant visas to weapons of mass destruction.86:24She's a kid.86:25Give me a break.86:26Friday, did you get me a source on that outage?86:29Please tell me you brought a suit.86:30Sure did.86:31It's a lovely Tom Ford three-piece-two button.86:33I'm an active duty non-combatant.86:37We're in position.86:38Come on.86:48There are dead people who would be alive now.86:52You've got to let us bring them in.86:53And how would that end any differently than last time?86:55Because this time I won't be wearing loafers and a silk shirt.87:01My left arm is numb, is that normal?87:03It would be great if we had a Hulk right about now.87:05Me too.87:07Where's yours?87:07Downstairs.87:09Where's yours?87:11Oh, Mr. Parker.87:12Um...87:14Tony.87:16What are you doing here?87:18It's about time we met.87:20Did we get my emails right?87:21Remember when you applied?87:23Yeah.87:24I approved Guess what I here to hash out Okay Hash it out Okay It so hard for me to believe that she someone aunt Yeah it pretty well funded Wow Look who you talking to 87:36As walnut date loaves go, that wasn't bad.87:39Salvation Army?87:40Uh, the garbage I have to say.87:41You're a dumpster diver.87:42Uh-uh.87:43Me first.87:44Okay.87:45Quick question of the rhetorical variety.87:48Look at you go.87:50Wow, nice catch.87:513,000 pounds, 40 miles an hour.87:53Got mad skills.87:54Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you mean like those UFOs over Phoenix?87:57Exactly!87:58What have we?87:59You're the spider-ling.88:01Crime-fighting spider. You're spider boy.88:03Who else knows? Anybody?88:05Not even your unusually attractive aunt?88:07No.88:08This webbing.88:10Tensile strength is off the charts.88:12I was-88:13Lordy! Can you even see in these?88:15Yes, yes, I can't-88:16I can't-88:17You're in dire need of an upgrade.88:19I gotta know, what's your MO?88:20What gets you out of that twin bed in the morning?88:22I'm gonna sit here so you move the leg.88:28Got a passport?88:29No. I can't go to Germany.88:31Why?88:32I got homework.88:33I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that.88:35Better tell Aunt Haughty I'm taking on the field trip.88:37Alright, Spider-Man.88:39Give me this.88:41Sorry.88:48Ross gave me 36 hours to bring you in.88:50That was 24 hours ago.88:52Can you help with brother out?88:53War buddy killed innocent people yesterday.88:55And there are five more super soldiers just like him.88:57All right.88:58I've run out of patience.88:59Underoos!89:00It's perfect, thank you.89:01Yeah, we don't really need to start a conversation.89:03Okay.89:03Yeah, we'll talk about it later.89:05Hey, everyone.89:05Good job.89:06You've been busy.89:07And you've been a complete idiot.89:08I'm trying to keep you from tearing the Avengers apart.89:11All right, we're done.89:13You're gonna turn Barnes over.89:14You're gonna come with us now because it's us.89:17All right, there's two on the parking deck.89:18One of them is Max Moff.89:19I'm gonna grab her.89:20Hey, Mr. Stark, what should I do?89:21What we discussed. Keep your distance. Web him up.89:23Okay, copy that.89:26Wanda, I think you hurt Vision's feelings.89:28You locked me in my room.89:30Okay, first, that's an exaggeration.89:32Second, I did it to protect you.89:35Well, first time for everything.89:37Made you look.89:41Multiple contusions detected.89:43Yeah, I detected that too.89:44Well, my plan was go easy on him. You want to switch it up?89:47They're not stopping.89:51Neither are we.90:00Who's speaking?90:07It's your conscience.90:11Anybody on our side hiding any shocking and fantastic abilities they'd like to disclose?90:16I'm open to suggestions.90:19Jesus, Tony, how old is this guy?90:20I don't know, I didn't carbon date him. He's on the young side.90:23Maybe the kid's onto something.90:24Hi now, Tony, go high.90:30Kid you alright?90:32Hey!90:33Hey!90:34Get him!90:35Get him!90:36You're doing a good job, stay down.90:37I'm good, I'm fine.90:38Stay down.90:39I gotta get him back!90:40You're going home or I'll call Aunt May.90:41You're done.90:42Donate!90:43Donate!90:50Speed vitals.90:51Heartbeat detected.90:53I'm sorry.90:54Heartbeat detected.90:55Sorry.90:56How did this happen?91:03I became distracted.91:06I didn't think that was possible.91:13The doctor says he shattered L4 through S1.91:16We played this role.91:19Boy, it must be hard to shape a double agent thing, huh?91:22Sticks in the DNA.91:26I don't know, I've been picturing a redhead.91:31You must be thinking of someone else.91:33So what happened to the real Bruce Sark?91:35He was found dead in a Berlin hotel room.91:38Son of a bitch.91:40Let's reboot the satellites.91:42Start facial scanning for this Zemo guy.91:49The futurist, gentlemen!91:52The futurist is here!91:54Give me a break, Barton.91:56I had no idea they'd put you here. Come on.91:58Yeah, but not some supermax floating ocean pokey.92:01You know, this place for maniacs.92:02This is a place for...92:04Quentin Mills.92:04Here we are.92:06Because you broke the law.92:07Yeah.92:08I didn't make you.92:09Aunt Pim always said you never can trust a Stark.92:13Who are you?92:15What do you need? They feed you yet?92:20Did he give you anything on Rogers?92:21Nob told me to go to hell.92:22I'm going back to the compound instead.92:24but you can call me anytime I put you on hold I like to watch the line blink 92:46You seem a little defensive.92:48At ease, soldier, I'm not currently after you.92:50Then why are you here?92:52Manchurian Candidate, you're killing me. There's a truce here you can drop off.92:57I got heat signatures.92:59How many?93:01Uh, one.93:09I know that road.93:14Tony, Tony.93:22I'm a little shittin'.93:23I just didn't show you know.93:47It wasn't him, Tony.93:48Hydra had control of his mind.93:50Move!93:50It wasn't him!93:56Crap.94:09Targeting system's not good, boss.94:11I'm eyeballing it.94:20Do you even remember?94:22I remember all of them.94:29This isn't gonna change what happened.94:31I don't care.94:33He killed my mom.94:50You can beat him hand to hand 95:07Analyze his fight pattern.95:09Countermeasures ready.95:11Let's kick his ass.95:19He's my friend.95:20So was I.95:21Stay down. Final warning.95:51That shield doesn't belong to you. You don't deserve it. My father made that shield.96:08Give me some feedback. Anything you think of shock absorption, lateral movement.96:13Let's go. I'll give you a hand. No, no, don't help me.96:16138 combat missions. That's how many I've flown, Tony.96:21Are you Tony's stank?96:24This is Tony's stank.96:26You're in the right place.96:28Thank you for that.96:30I'm glad you're back at the compound.96:32I don't like the idea of you rattling around a mansion by yourself.96:35I guess I thought by not telling you about your parents I was sparing you.96:39But I can see now that I was really sparing myself.96:43A parody call from Secretary Ross.96:45There's been a breach at the Raff prison.96:48Tony, we have a problem.96:49Please hold.96:50No, don't!96:53What are you doing, a little video diary?96:55Hey, Mae! How you doing? What are you wearing? Something skimpy, I hope?96:58I figured that's inappropriate.97:01Hey, Mae! My gosh!97:03Uh, I wanted to tell you what an incredible job your nephew did.97:08See, Happy is hoping to get bumped up to asset management.97:11He was for a head of security, and before that he was just a driver.97:14It was a private conversation.97:15Yes, we were just talking about it.97:17Josh, do me a favor though.97:20Happy's kind of your point guy on this.97:21Don't stress him out.97:22Don't do anything I would do.97:24And definitely don do anything I wouldn do There a little gray area in there and that where you operate Okay That not a hug I just grabbing the door for you We not there yet 97:35Bye.97:41Hey. I put everything in your seat, including this heater. Oh, I'm not here. Why? Because I said so.97:51Oh! Sorry, I'm talking about a teenager.97:55Can't you just be a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man?98:00Trust me, kid. Cap wanted to lay you out. He would've.98:03Are you driving?98:05You know, it's never too early to start thinking about college.98:07Mr. Parker, got a sec?98:09Uh, I'm actually at school.98:11My dad never really gave me a lot of support, and I'm just trying to break the cycle of shame.98:16Uh, tell us something right now?98:16Don't cut me off when I'm complimenting you.98:18What is that? That's odd.98:20Happy told me you quit band six weeks ago.98:23End call!98:25Hi Spider-Man!98:27Band practice, was it?98:35Hey Mrs. Stark, could I do anything?98:37What do you want me to do?98:40I think you've done enough.98:42Previously on Peter Screws the Pooch,98:44I tell you to stay away from this!98:46If you even cared, you'd actually be here.98:50Everyone else said I was crazy to recruit a 14 year old kid.98:55I'm 15.98:56No, this is where you zip it!98:57Alright, the adult is talking.98:58And if you die, I feel like that's on me.99:01Okay, it's not working out.99:03I'm gonna need the suit back.99:04For how long?99:05Forever.99:06This is all I have.99:07I'm nothing without this suit.99:09If you're nothing without this suit, then you shouldn't have it.99:12I don't have any other clothes.99:15Okay, we'll sort that out.99:16Oh, there they are.99:18How's the write up?99:20Sorry I took your seat. I mean you had it coming.99:24Mr. Stark, I really-99:25You screwed the pooch hard, big time.99:27But then you did the right thing.99:29I was wrong about you.99:31I think with a little more mentoring,99:34give you a real asset to the team.99:36When you're ready, why don't you try that on?99:40And I'll introduce the world,99:42the newest official member of the Avengers, Spider-Man.99:46You're good? Good. How are you good?99:49You're turning me down?99:50You better think about this. Look at that.99:52Look at me.99:53That was a test, right?99:55There's nobody back there?99:57Yes, you passed.99:58All right, skedaddle there.100:00Thank you, Mr. Stark.100:00Young Buck.100:04You know what he actually made a really mature choice?100:07Just surprised the heck out of us.100:08How about, um, Pat?100:10You still got that ring?100:11I believe you have anything in your pocket.100:13Will you get the door for you, hon?100:13I don't know.100:17And then you're like, oh my God, there's no bathrooms.100:19What am I going to do?100:20Oh, someone's watching.100:21Oh, I'm going to go in my pants.100:22And in real life, you actually have to pee.100:24Yes.100:24Last night, I dreamt.100:26We had a kid.100:28So real.100:29I had a dream about it, it was so real.100:31If you wanted to have a kid,100:33you wouldn't have done that.100:34Stark, I'm Dr. Stephen Strange.100:37I'm sorry, are you giving out tickets or something?100:39We need your help.100:40And who's we?100:42Bruce.100:43At the dawn of the universe,100:47there was nothing.100:48This is it.100:50What's our timeline?100:51No telling.100:52Did you seriously just say hitherto undreamt of?100:54Are you seriously leaning on the cauldron of the cosmos?100:56Never then.100:59I'm going to allow that.101:02Then Ben and Jerry's named a flavor after me, so...101:04Stark-raving hazelnuts.101:06Not bad.101:06A bit chalky.101:07What is your job exactly besides making balloon animals?101:11Protecting your reality, douchebag.101:14Yeah, that's the thing.101:15What do you mean?101:16Two weeks ago, Vision turned off his transponder.101:19Call him.101:21It's not that easy.101:23The Avengers broke up.101:24We're toast.101:25Broke up?101:26Like a band? Like the Beatles?101:40Say Doc, you wouldn't happen to be moving your hair, would you?101:44Not at the moment, no.101:56You might want to put that turn still in your back pocket, Doc!101:59Right at Evac anyone south of 43rd Street, notify first responders.102:02Will do.102:07I'm sorry, Earth is closed today.102:10You better pack it up and get out of here.102:13You need to get lost, Squidward.102:14Vandy, you want a piece?102:16No, not really, but when do I ever get what I want? That's right.102:20Where's your gun?102:23There no time for a thing That the thing right there Let go Dude you embarrassing me in front of the wizards I sorry I 102:41Where'd that come from?102:43It's nanotech, you like it?102:44You gotta get that stone out of here now.102:46It stays with me.102:47Exactly. Bye.102:50Tony, you okay? How we doing? Good, Pat?102:53Really, really good. Really good. Do you plan on helping out?102:55I'm trying. He won't come out.103:04Hey, man. What's up, Mr. Stark?103:06Uh, he's from space. He came here to steal a necklace from a wizard.103:13Kid, that's the wizard. Get on it.103:14On it!103:15Hang on, sir.103:16What is it?103:16Yeah!103:22Longer invited to my wedding.103:25Give me a little juice, Friday.103:29Unlock 17A.103:30Pete, you gotta let go, I'm gonna catch you.103:32Happy trails, kid.103:33Friday, send him home.103:34Yep.103:35Oh, come on!103:40Boss, incoming call from Miss Potts.103:42What's going on?103:43Yeah, I'm fine. I just think we might have to push our A30 res.103:45res. Wow, you are seriously loyal piece of underwear, aren't you? And now I gotta hear it.103:52If anything, it's kinda your fault that I'm here. What did you just say? I take that back. Don't 103:58pretend you thought this through. I know you didn't. You could not have possibly thought this 104:01through. You can't be a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man if there's no neighborhood.104:06See him down there, he's in trouble. What's your plan? You ever see this really old movie Aliens?104:10I gotta tell you, he's not really my friend. Saving his life is more of a professional courtesy.104:14Your powers are inconsequential compared to mine.104:19Yeah, but the kid's seen more movies.104:26Who just saved your magical ass?104:28Me.104:28I seriously don't know how you fit your head into that helmet.104:31We're now in a flying donut, billions of miles from Earth, with no backup.104:34I'm backup?104:35No, you're still away.104:37The adults are talking.104:39Stark.104:39Yeah?104:40Can you get us home?104:41Yeah, I heard you.104:42I think I'm not so sure we should.104:44It's you who doesn't understand 104:46that Thanos has been inside my head for six years,104:49so I say we take the fight to him.104:52Doctor do you concur Good Moral compass We straight You an Avenger now I don think this rig has a self function 105:06Turn, turn, turn!105:09Alright?105:11Let me just say, if aliens wind up implanting eggs in my chest or something and I eat one of you, I'm sorry.105:17I do not want another single pop culture reference out of you for the rest of the trip, you understand?105:21I'm trying to say that something is coming.105:25I'll do you one better.105:33Who's Gamora?105:34I'll do you one better.105:36Why is Gamora?105:37Let's do it.105:38You shoot my guy and I'll blast him.105:39Let's go.105:41Do it, Quill.105:42You're from Earth.105:43I'm not from Earth.105:43I'm from Missouri.105:44Yeah, that's on Earth, dipshit.105:45What are you hassling us for?105:46Thor told us about.105:48You know Thor?105:50Yeah, we got one advantage.105:52He's coming to us.105:54It's pretty simple.105:54We draw him in, pin him down, get what we need.105:56Definitely don't want to dance with this guy.105:58We just want the gauntlet.105:59Are you yawning?106:01Mr. Clean's on his own page.106:03See, not winging it isn't really what they do.106:10All right, just get over here, please.106:11All we come at him with is a plucky attitude.106:13Dude, don't call us plucky.106:15We don't know what it means.106:17Don't encourage this, all right?106:18We're getting no help from Flash Gordon.106:20Don't forget, I'm half human,106:21so that 50% of me that's stupid,106:23That's 100% you.106:26Strange, we all right?106:29Be back, you're all right.106:30Hey, what was that?106:32How many did you see?106:37How many did we win?106:40One.106:43Piece of cake, Will.106:53Ah!106:58Parker?106:58Help!106:59Get over here, she can't hold it much longer.107:01Let's go.107:02Okay, Quill, you gotta cool it right now.107:04You understand?107:06Don't, don't, don't engage.107:08We almost got this off!107:09Stop!107:10Stop!107:23You throw an undermoon at me then I gonna lose it It dark You know me You not the only one cursed with knowledge 107:35My only curse is you.107:55You have my respects, Stark.108:20Don't.108:25Why would you do that?108:36Steady, Quill.108:37Oh, man.108:38Tony.108:43There was no other way.108:55You don't need to do that.109:05You're just holding the position.109:07That's a goal.109:08We are now one apiece.109:09Tie it up.109:10Feel the tension.109:11It's fun.109:12That was terrible.109:13Now you have a chance to win.109:16And you've won.109:17Fair game.109:23Stay on.109:25If you find this recording 109:27Don't post it 109:29Thanks to the blue meanie back there. Oh, you love her 109:33So the fuel cells were cracked during battle and we figured out a way to reverse the ion charge 109:37Bought ourselves about 48 hours of flight time oxygen will run out tomorrow morning 109:44And that'll be it 109:47Pep, I know I said no more surprises, but I gotta say I was really hoping to pull off one last one 109:52I mean, actually, if you grovel for a couple weeks, and then move on with enormous guilt...110:00When I drift off, it'll be like every night lately.110:04I'm fine. Totally fine.110:07I drink about you.110:30I couldn't stop him.110:45Neither could I.110:45I lost a kid.110:51Oh my God.110:54And it looks like he did.111:00He did exactly what he said he was gonna do.111:01Where is he now? Where?111:03We don't know.111:05What's wrong with him?111:07He's pissed.111:08Honestly, into this exact second, I thought you were Bill de Barron.111:11Maybe I am.111:11You're a fighter.111:12No, he wet my face with a planet while the Bleaker Street magician gave away the store.111:17You know what I need?111:18I need a shave.111:20What we needed was a pseudo-armor around the world.111:24Remember that?111:25You said, we'll do that together, too.111:27Avengers?111:28We're the Avengers.111:29not the pre-vengers.111:30I got nothing for you, Cap.111:32I got no coordinates.111:36Here, take this.111:38You find him.111:39You put that on.111:41Tell him it's fine.111:46Job time.111:49Morgan H. Stark, you want some lunch?111:51The fine lunch or be disintegrated.111:55You should not be wearing that, okay?111:56That is part of a special anniversary gift 111:58I'm making for mom.111:59Were you looking for it?112:00No.112:01You like going in the garage, huh?112:03So does daddy.112:05It's fine, actually.112:06Mom never wears anything I wear.112:08So open up.112:17And now you want to pull a...112:19What do you call it?112:21A time heist?112:22Because it's laughable?112:23Because it's a pipe dream?112:24Are you seriously telling me that your plan to save the universe is based on Back to the Future Good You had me worried there because that be horseshit To bring everyone back and you telling me that you won even That right Scott I won even 112:36Mommy told me to come and save you.112:38Good job. I'm saved.112:41I wish you were coming here to ask me something else.112:44Anything else. I'm honestly happy to see you guys.112:47Oh, look, the table's set for six.112:48Tony.112:49I get it.112:50I got my second chance right here, Cap.112:52Can't put the dice on it.112:55If you don't talk shop, you can stay for lunch.113:11Give me the eigenvalue of that.113:17Shit!113:18Shit.113:20Shit.113:21Nope, we don't say that. Only mommy says that word.113:24Why are you up?113:25Because I got some important shit going on here.113:27What do you think?113:28No, you are.113:30Here, right.113:32Love you tons.113:35I love you 3,000.113:38Wow.113:43That's crazy.113:45Not that it's a competition, but she loves me 3,000.113:48Does she know?113:51What's new with composting?113:54Interesting science.113:55I figured it out, by the way.113:59And, you know, just so we're talking about the same thing.114:03Time travel.114:04Tony, trying to get you to stop has been one of the few failures of my entire life.114:16Why the long face?114:18Let me guess, he turned into a baby.114:19He might have wound up pushing time through Lang.114:22It's tricky, dangerous.114:23somebody could caution you against it.114:24Fully functioning time-space GPS.114:27I just want peace.114:29Sounds like a deal.114:35Tony, I don't know.114:36Why?114:37I made it for you.114:39Will you keep that a little quiet?114:41Didn't bring one for the whole team.114:44Drifting left.114:46On the side there, Lebowski.114:48Yeah, that's why you...114:52Almost everyone in this room has had an encounter with at least one of the six Infinity Stones Or substitute the word encounter for damn near been killed by one of the six infinity stones Throughout history Our history So not a lot of convenient spots to just drop in yeah 115:05Which means we have to pick our targets.115:07Correct.115:08We've been lost forever. The only thing that...115:09Once you come to...115:10I'm not done yet. The only thing that is permanent in life is impermanence.115:15Awesome.115:16Eggs? Breakfast?115:18No. I'd like a Bloody Mary.115:19Your nose throat meets rabbit from half.115:22Nice place in the village, though.115:23You on Sullivan Street?115:24Mmm, Bleaker.115:25Wait, he lived in New York?115:27Uh, yeah, on Bleaker and Sullivan.115:30Guys, if you pick the right year, there are three stones in New York.115:36Be careful.115:37This is the fight of our lives.115:39And we're gonna win.115:43Whatever it takes.115:47Better hustle, Cap. Things look like they're just about wrapped up here.115:53Mr. Rogers, I almost forgot that that suit did nothing for your ass.115:58No one asked you to look, Tony.116:00It's ridiculous.116:00I think you look great, Cap.116:05We can take that off.116:07They are SHIELD.116:08Well, actually HYDRA, but we didn't know that yet.116:11Oop, alright, you're up, little buddy.116:13Alright.116:14Flick me.116:15What do you think?116:23Maximum occupancy has been reached.116:25Take the steps.116:26Yes.116:27Stop, stop.116:29All right, Cap, I got our scepter in the elevator.116:33Thumbelina, do you copy?116:34I've got eyes on the prize.116:36It is go time.116:39Is that Axe body spray?116:41Yeah, I had a can on the desk for emergency.116:43It's relax.116:43Alright, move it Stuart Little things are getting dicey out here. Let's go.116:47We're only giving me a mild cardiac dysrhythmia.116:50That doesn't sound mild.116:51Dootline.116:55Medic!116:56Did you got some help?116:58Good job. Meet me in the alley. I'm gonna grab a quick slice.117:02Come on Stark, stay with us.117:04I'm gonna try something, okay? I have no idea if it's gonna work.117:09Yes!117:09That worked a treat.117:10Dude, that was so crazy.117:12The case.117:12The case is out.117:14Loki!117:15That wasn't supposed to happen, was it?117:17Oh, we blew it.117:18Cap.117:20Sorry, buddy. We got a problem.117:22You know what Give me a break Steve I just got hit in the head with a Hulk Six stones are nothing You repeating yourself you know that You repeating yourself You repeating yourself You weren on board with the time ice I dropped the ball You ruined the time ice Is that what I did That it Alright We use that There another way to retake the Tesseract and acquire new particles 117:38Thanks for the pep talk, pissant.117:41You trust me.117:44Where do you hide it?117:46In plain sight.117:55Good luck on your mission, Captain.117:57Good luck on your project, Doctor.118:03Gotcha.118:13Back in the game.118:15Back in the game.118:21Hey!118:22Yeah, Dr. Soul. No, I haven't seen a soul.118:26A visitor from MIT.118:27Huh.118:28Got a name?118:30Howard.118:31Well, that'll be easy to remember.118:33Howard...118:35Potts.118:36Hi.118:37Shade that. Don't pull it.118:38Yeah.118:40Hello, Potts.118:41Yeah.118:42That'll be small. That way.118:43Okay.118:44The flowers and sauerkraut, you got a big date tonight?118:48My wife's expecting.118:50And too much time at the office.118:53Yes, sir.118:55How far along is she?118:56Uh, I don't know.118:58When your kid was born,119:00were you nervous?119:02Wildly.119:03I literally pieced it together as I went along.119:06I thought about what my dad...119:07Now, looking back on it, I just remember the good stuff.119:10No amount of money you ever bought a second of time.119:14Howard.119:16For everything.119:17You've been down for this country.119:22Did we get them all?119:25Do we know if she had family?119:29Us.119:30What do you do?119:31Just ask her a question.119:32Yeah, no, you're acting like she's dead.119:35Why are we acting like she's dead?119:36We have the stones, right?119:38Boom!119:39Oh!119:44I'm the strongest Avenger, okay?119:45So this responsibility falls upon me.119:47It's my duty.119:48It's not about that one.119:49No, it's not that one.119:50Let me do something good, something right.119:54It's not just the fact that that glove is channeling enough energy to light up a continent.119:57I'm telling you, you're in no condition.120:00Lightning.120:00Yeah.120:01Lightning.120:02Lightning won't help you, pal.120:03You remember, everyone Thanos snapped away five years ago, just bringing them back to now, today.120:08Don't change anything from the last five years.120:15Buddy, do me a favor and activate Pandora Protocol, will you?120:18Yes, boss.120:27Come on, buddy, wake up!120:28That's my man.120:30I lose this again, I'm keeping it.120:34If you mess with time, it tends to mess back.120:37Somewhere under all this.120:39All I know is he doesn't have them.120:42You know, it's a trap, right?120:44Yeah, I don't much care.120:46The other half, we've thrived.120:48Yep, we're all kinds of stubborn.120:51Okay, Thor, hit me!121:07Boss, wake up!121:21Holy cow, you will not believe what's been going on.121:24Do you remember when we were in space and he does all the time?121:26What are you doing?121:32How long you need to get that thing working?121:34Uh, maybe 10 minutes.121:38You said one out of 14 million we win, yeah?121:42Tell me this is it.121:44You better be right.121:45Friday, what are they firing at?121:46Something just entered the upper atmosphere Fuck I am inevitable 122:17And I...122:21am...122:25Iron Man.122:40Mrs. Stark, can you hear me?122:43Mr. Peter, we won.122:48Mr. Stark.122:53Friday.122:55Life functions critically.123:01You can rest now.123:13So I thought I'd probably better record a little greeting in the case of an untimely death.123:27Then again, that's the hero gig. Part of the journey is the end.123:30Everything's going to work out exactly the way it's supposed to.123:38I love you 3,000.123:43Oh, oh, oh, oh.

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