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0:00I have a plan. Okay, first, I'm gonna sit next to MJ on the flight.0:04I'm gonna buy a dual headphone adapter and watch movies with her the whole time.0:07When we go to Venice, Venice is super famous for making stuff out of glass0:10because her favorite flower is the Black Dahlia.0:12When we go to Paris, I'm gonna take her to the top of the Eiffel Tower,0:14give her the necklace, I'm gonna tell her how I feel.0:16And then six, hopefully she tells me she feels the same way.0:20Why?0:21And look, really?0:23I really like MJ, man, okay?0:25And sometimes I catch her looking at me, she's coming up.0:27Hey, uh, yeah, we're just talking about the trip.0:30I don't... I don't have a plan.0:32I'm not collecting tiny spoons. He's collecting tiny spoons.0:35Smart. Will do.0:39Thank you, Ms. Parker, for having me.0:41And thank you, you guys, for having me.0:45That was amazing.0:46Oh, you did great.0:47Yeah, well, I actually did think...0:48Yeah, I felt that too. I felt that too.0:50Yeah.0:51Mini toothpaste?0:51Yeah, I did.0:53Happy!0:54They grew it in the blip.0:56Pepper Potts said...0:57Sorry, she couldn't be here.0:58Lou.1:01What just happened?1:02Nick Fury's gonna call me?1:03Yeah.1:03Why?1:04Well, I mean, if it was really that important, he'd probably call someone else, not me.1:07I don't really want to talk to Nick Fury.1:08Answer the phone.1:09Why don't you want to talk to him?1:09Because I'm scared.1:10Just answer the phone.1:12Did you hear that?1:13They're calling me.1:14It's- I gotta go.1:15I gotta go.1:15After my trip.1:17Hey.1:18Okay, okay, uh, one question is right here.1:20Uh, no, I'm not.1:21Does anyone have any neighborhood questions?1:23I'm, uh...1:24I'm gonna go. Thanks so much everyone for coming.1:39With your...1:40Please do not start calling it my Peter Tingle.1:43No, I just really need this vacation.1:44I need a break.1:45Please stop saying Tingle May.1:50No, no, no.1:54Did you know Brad was coming? All the girls are after him.1:57No, man. They're all after him.1:59I need your help to sit next to MJ.2:00Girls in Europe! That's your plan. That's a solo plan.2:03Come on, this is my plan. Please.2:05Let's go!2:08How my wife pretended to blip out?2:24Hey man did you see Brad and MJ on the plane They were watching movies and laughing the entire time What was that Whatever happened to being an American bachelor in Europe2:35There's nothing in there.2:41Ja, ja, ja.2:49It's perfect.2:52What?2:53Both.2:54What does it mean?2:54Oh, so you've been drinking espresso.2:56Whoa, oh, uh...2:59Whoa.3:02Hey, are you okay?3:04Come on!3:05What is that?3:06I don't know!3:07What are you gonna do?3:08I left my suit, don't tell me!3:09I'm on vacation, Ned!3:10Get out of here, go!3:12Oh my god!3:19Oh no, you don't!3:24I can help! Let me help! I'm really strong and I'm sticky!3:39Oh, come on!3:54No, no, no. We want to stay. We want to stay.4:00I can't believe you forgot it.4:03Doctor Strange, mate. Doctor Strange.4:05He's there.4:06Hey, Happy.4:08What are you doing?4:09I'm glad you're having a good time.4:10Some setbacks, for sure.4:12Bye.4:13Protects the neighborhood, and, you know, he's inspiring.4:17What's up, dickwad?4:18Thought you drowned.4:19I know who he is.4:20Me too. I was also running.4:22So, Paris, tomorrow.4:24Go to the Eiffel Tower.4:26Nothing.4:27Look, I just want to spend some time with MJ.4:29We were talking about Paris, and I think she really likes me.4:35You just shot Ned.4:37I saw you at the funeral.4:38Wait, was this a coincidence?4:40Wiped out by a cyclone.4:42No, we'll be okay. We'll be real fine.4:45Where's my teacher? Sorry about that.4:47Um, he's asleep, Betty.4:49Okay.4:54Oh yeah Is Mr Beck Mysterio Doesn matter It just what my friends have been calling me5:05Thanks.5:06I'm sorry, your world?5:07Multiple realities, Peter.5:09I'm sorry, you're saying there's a multiverse?5:11It changes how we understand the initial singularity.5:13We're talking about an eternal inflation system.5:17Sorry.5:18It's really cool.5:20Formed from the primary elements.5:22Air.5:23Like Thor.5:25Thor was a myth and now I study him in my physics class.5:28I'm sorry.5:30I'm sorry, did you say Prague?5:32Fury, this all seems like big time, you know, huge superhero kind of stuff.5:36I mean, I'm just a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, sir.5:39What about Thor?5:40Okay, um, Dr. Strange.5:41I really want to help, I do.5:42But if my aunt finds out I left my class trip, she's going to kill me.5:45I'm sorry, what?5:46Thank you, Mr. Fury.5:48And, uh, good luck.5:50Bye, ma'am.5:53Hey, man, are you sure you're good?5:54It is pretty hot.5:56I'm just happy I don't have to go to Prague.5:58What?5:59I think Nick Fury just hijacked our summer vacation.6:03Awesome.6:08Edith.6:11So he made you for me?6:12Loved his acronyms.6:14Yeah, he did.6:15Whoa.6:16Is MJ texting?6:18No, don't look at it.6:19Don't look at it.6:20That's wrong.6:24Hello.6:26Um...6:28I'm Peter Parker.6:29Excuse me?6:30You told Furies.6:31Oh, uh, thank you.6:33Sure, that's fine. I don't really seem embarrassed.6:35Weird.6:37No, no, no, no, don't!6:39Uh, this is not what it looks like.6:40What are you doing?6:41Brad?6:42Hey man, look.6:43Look, Peter, that's on you.6:45That's not what that was, honestly.6:46Wait a minute, hey, hey, hey, you cannot show that photo, dude, come on.6:49Hey, I'm not.6:51Um, where's this guy in my class who's coming in with me?6:53Peter, I'm having difficulty.6:54Um, Brad Davis. He has a photo of me.6:57Is Brad a target? Um...6:58Yeah, he's a target. He's a target.7:01Initiating what now?7:02Edith.7:03Oh my...7:04Brad, give me back.7:04No, no, no, no, no.7:05Give me the flash, please!7:06I'm so sorry.7:08Don't kill Brad.7:09No?7:10Firing.7:11Commencing second strike.7:13Look at the baby brown goats!7:14You missed him.7:21Right, babe?7:22Thanks.7:24Let try that again Everyone get settled in rest up Annual Yes ma No no no it all good Don worry about it Uh here in the city Not good7:35I'm figuring it out.7:36Parker?7:37Parker!7:38Yes sir.7:39I will be in the cathedral tower, keeping watch for the fire monster.7:42When that shows up, I will radio you guys.7:45That's when Mysterio and I will move in.7:48Hey ma'am, my friends are here.7:50Tour bus?7:51We're not ready for this.7:55Uh, I didn't think I was gonna have to save the world this summer.8:00I had this plan with this girl that I really like, and now it's all ruined.8:06Me too.8:07It's really nice to have somebody to talk to about superhero stuff.8:12See you out there.8:15Excusey.8:15Sorry, that's Italian.8:17Hey, uh, I need to find a way to keep my friends inside for the next few hours.8:20Come on.8:21The tour company just gave us these tickets.8:23Um check one two. You look really pretty. No, no, that's not what I meant at all. I was just-8:29I'm messing with you. You're welcome. Thank you. You mean let's sit next to each other?8:35No? You just don't want to take a glass? I didn't mean that. Uh, if you go ahead,8:40I'll go grab a disappear. Hey, I gotta go. Um, could you just tell MJ that I'm sick or something?8:45Yeah, Ned, I know.8:45How's the suit?8:51Uh, the suit's great. It's awesome.8:54It's a little tight around the old web suit.8:55Okay, he's here. Beck, are you ready?9:05Leave us!9:06Night monkey!9:08We gotta hit him with something you can't absorb!9:15Oh, what is that?9:31Beck, what are you doing?9:33Don't do it!9:34Beck!9:41Mr Beck, here you are.9:42I'd love to have you in Berlin, too.9:44Maybe Stark was wrong9:48I'm not 21. Fury was right. Tony did a lot for me, so9:52I owe it to him. Mr. Stark9:55Gave me a chance to be more. He wanted me to be better than him. What do you mean?10:00I don't know.10:01I know you're thinking about it.10:02I want to go on my trip, right?10:03I want to go back on my trip with my friends10:05and go to the top of the Eiffel Tower10:07with the girl who I really like.10:10Give her a kiss.10:10Shut up, man.10:11Oh my God, thank you so much.10:13Yeah?10:13Yeah.10:16I actually really like him.10:18Oh.10:18You try him on.10:19Try him on.10:20Try him on.10:21Come on.10:21For the next Tony Stark, I trust you.10:24Mr. Stark left me a message with those glasses.10:25For the next Tony Stark, I trust you.10:27He knew every mistake I ever made, okay?10:29So he must have known that I was not ready for something like this because maybe he didn't trust me to have Edith10:34He just trusted me to pick who should right so the world needs the next Iron Man10:37And it's not gonna be me with some experience and that's good like Tony Stark10:43Edith hello, Peter. Hi. Yeah, um, I'd like to transfer your control over to Quentin Beck. Stark gave me a choice10:50It's my choice to make okay, and I'm gonna make it10:54Welcome to the Avengers look good on you10:56Mr. Stark would have really liked you.11:00I'm gonna go find MJ.11:02Yeah.11:05Hey, guess what? I'm done with the mission.11:07What?11:08What is going on, dude?11:09No, no, no, no. All the other mentals are gone.11:12Hey.11:13Um, I got lost.11:14Oh, yeah.11:16Would have been fun.11:17Night.11:18You look night.11:19Hey.11:21I'm not ready for this trip to be over yet,11:23and it's not on the itinerary or planned11:26or with mr harrington yes like you want to go okay awesome uh i'll see you outside in 10 minutes11:35look there's this thing that i've been wanting to talk to you about it's our last night in europe11:40and i had this plan that i wanted to mj i i'm spider-man what no i'm not spider-man i mean11:49what would make you think that i was funny no that was i was sick remember i had my the tummy11:53What? No, of course I'm not a male escort.11:55No, I'm not Spider-Man at all.11:57You can have seen me because I not Spider And also on the news it was the Night Monkey That what it said on the news And the news never lies What are you doing Were you only watching me because you thought I was Spider12:12Doesn't matter.12:13The hell was that?12:14Yeah, but it's really advanced.12:17Yeah, really real.12:18Elementals are fake.12:19It's because we were there, right?12:20There was fire and destruction.12:22Who would do something like that?12:25I am Spider-Man.12:27And I've really messed up.12:28Mm-hmm.12:28You're not- No, I'm not joking.12:29MJ, look, I know you have a lot of questions, but look, we really have to get out of here, okay?12:33I can't believe I gave Beck those glasses.12:34I mean, how can I be that stupid?12:36I have to call Mr. Fury and tell him that Beck's a fraud.12:38I need my suit, and I have to go to Berlin.12:45Oh, Ned, perfect.12:46Oh, she knows.12:47I told her.12:48He's using these, like, hologram projectors.12:49Ned, I need you to call May.12:50Get her to call Mr. Harrington.12:51Gotta go.12:52Don't tell anyone about this, okay?12:54Anyone who knows is in danger.12:58Oh, excuse me. Do you know where?13:03Knocked him on camera!13:04No, wait, I didn't...13:04Oh, man.13:07No, no, no, listen.13:08Okay, right.13:12Look, I know I made a mistake, and I'm sorry, but he is not who you think he is.13:15Beck is a liar.13:16Mysterio, the elementals is all fake.13:18I pulled it off the fire monster.13:19I think he's using drones.13:20It's Beck. He's here.13:22No, no, he's just...13:22Fury always had to die.13:27You were just a kid.13:29Peter? What's going on?13:31MJ!13:32I know what's real, Peter.13:48What?13:49I mean, smart as Ned and MJ for my class.13:51I mean, smart as a whip.13:57Oh my You guys are nice I in the Netherlands right now Can I borrow your phone Everyone is so nice here14:13Hey, hey, uh, I messed up.14:15I need a, I need a ride.14:16Uh, where am I, sir?14:17Hang on.14:18Uh, could you say that into there?14:19Happy, is that you?14:20At least something only you would know!14:22Okay, okay, fine, it's you, it's you, it's you, stop!14:24Ouch. It still hurts.14:25Don't tell him to relax, Happy!14:27How can I relax when I messed up so bad?14:29I thought he was my friend, so I gave him the only thing that Mr. Stark left my mind.14:33behind for me and now he's gonna kill my friend. I just really miss him. Everywhere I go, I see his face.14:40I don't know if that's me happy. I'm not Iron Man. He second-guessed everything he did.14:44I'm gonna kick his ass. I can't call my friends because he's tracking their phone.14:48What's your password? No, what is your password? The head of security and your14:52password is password. They're in London. Yeah, I need a suit. Okay, um, bring up14:56everything you have on Spider-Man.14:59Oh, I love Led Zeppelin!15:01How's the suit coming? Almost done.15:03If something happens to me, could you please give this to MJ?15:05I got this. I know it's illusion tech, right?15:07But, this time...15:09How do I explain this? That's what you're talking about, right?15:11It is working. Well, I don't know if it's working.15:13I got this, I got this. It's just a little loud out here!15:15It's just a hundred times bigger than I expected!15:17We need to have a serious conversation about you and my...15:19AHHHHH!15:23Oh, it's not real, it's not real, it's not real!15:25Oh, God!15:29I see you.15:43Happy, are you okay?15:50Happy, say something please!15:52Go in.15:59Up!16:16Great Oh great no webs16:29Your lies are over Beck.16:33Just give me the glasses.16:35Come on Peter Tingle.16:37I trusted you.16:54You do deserve that.16:59You can't trick me anymore.17:01Edith, turn off the drones!17:03Shall I execute all cancellation protocols?17:05Do it! Execute them all!17:13Is this real?17:15MJ!17:16Is everybody else okay?17:20No!17:21I'm so sorry.17:22I had this plan.17:22This stupid plan to talk.17:26And you kissed me.17:27The murder.17:29I really like you.17:35I'll go in.17:37I'm sure no one else has figured it out.17:41Ouch.17:42Aw, thanks.17:43See you later.17:44I was thinking that maybe we should all, I don't know, like go on a double date.17:48No, what, why?17:49Uh, actually really fine.17:52For the truce to be out there.17:54Are you dating?17:55I'm gonna go, because I've got a date.17:58I'm ready.18:08Ready?18:09Okay!18:10Well, I should probably get out of here.18:12This is breaking news.18:14For us provided that he's saying he-18:16But that's not-