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0:00Hey, mate.0:04Hey!0:05Hey!0:08Uh, it's okay.0:10This crazy car parked outside.0:14Um...0:17What?0:18What are you doing?0:19Hey, I'm Peter.0:21What are you doing here?0:23Yeah.0:24Yeah.0:25Regarding...0:26About the grant.0:27The September Foundation.0:28Right.0:29Remember when you applied?0:32Well, I just know how much you love surprises,0:33so I thought I would let you know.0:35Anyway, what did I apply for?0:37Hash it out? Okay.0:39It's so hard.0:40This one...0:41Did I just stop you there?0:43Is this grant, like, got money involved or whatever?0:45No?0:47Yeah?0:48It's pretty well-funded.0:49Wow.0:50Look who you're talking to.0:51As walnut date loaves go, that wasn't bad.0:53The garbage, actually.0:54You're a dumpster diver.0:55Yeah, I was...0:56Anyway, look, I'm...0:58I definitely did not apply for your grant.1:00Quick question of the...1:01Um, no. What do you mean?1:03That's all on YouTube though, right?1:05I mean, that's what you found.1:07Because you know that's all fake. It's all done on the computer.1:09It's like that video.1:10Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you mean like those UFOs over Phoenix?1:13What have we?1:21I'm fighting Spider.1:25Spider-Man. It's not a onesie.1:28Algebra test. Nailed it.1:34Nobody. No, no, no. If she knew, she would freak out.1:38And when she freaks out, I freak out.1:41I did.1:43It's a long story.1:45Can you even see in these?1:47Yes, yes, I can't.1:48I can't see in those.1:52It's just that when whatever happened happened,1:54it's like my senses have been dialed to 11.1:56and there's way too much input,1:59so they just kind of help me focus.2:09Because...2:09Because I've been me my whole life,2:14and I've had these powers for six months.2:16I read books, I build computers.2:19And yeah, I would love to play football,2:22but I couldn't then, so I shouldn't now.2:24But I can tell anybody that so I not Look when you can do the things that I can but you don they happen because of you2:37So you want to look out for the little guy?2:39You want to... Yeah, yeah, just looking out for the little guy.2:42That's what it is.2:45I'm gonna sit here so you move the leg.2:49Uh, no, I don't even have a driver's license.2:51You ever been to Germany? No.2:53Oh, you'll love it.2:54I can't go to Germany.2:55Why?2:58I got...2:59homework.2:59I'm being serious.3:01I can't just drop out of school.3:06Don't tell that me.3:09Sorry, I'll get...3:10Underoos!3:17Nice job.3:17Thanks!3:18Well, I could've stuck the landing a little better.3:19It's just a new suit.3:21Wait, it's nothing.3:21Mr. Stark, it's perfect.3:24Cap, Cap, big fan of Spider-Man.3:26Yeah, we'll talk about it later. Just...3:27Hey everyone.3:30Hey guys, some-3:30AHH!3:32Hey Mr. Stark, what should I do?3:33Okay, copy that!3:43You have a metal arm?3:44That is awesome, dude!3:47You have the right to remain silent!3:54Oh god.3:58Hey buddy, I think you lost this!4:06Those wings, carbon fiber?4:08Is this stuff coming out of you?4:09I would explain the rigidity-flexibility ratio, which, gotta say, that's awesome.4:13Alright, sorry, my bad.4:17Guys, look, I'd love to keep this up, but I've only got one job here today.4:21I'm really sorry.4:21What?4:24They're not stopping.4:41That thing does not obey the laws of physics at all.4:43Stark said you'd say that.4:44Ah.4:52He also said it go for your legs.5:03Ugh That you wrong you think you right that makes you dangerous5:20Queens?5:22Holy shit!5:24I got him!5:25Get off!5:39Hey guys, you ever see that really old movie, Empire Strikes Back?5:47You know that part?5:49Where they're on the snow planet?5:51With the walking thingies!5:55Yes!5:57That was awesome!6:05Guess who? Hi!6:07Hey, man.6:09Yeah. That was scary.6:11Yeah, you're done, alright?6:13You did a good job. Stay down. I'm good, I'm fine.6:15Stay down. I gotta get him back. You're done.6:19Mrs. Stark, wait!6:21I'm not done, I'm not...6:23Okay, I'm done.6:25I'm done.6:26New York.6:27Queens.6:28It's a rough borough, but hey, it's home.6:30Yeah, I know.6:31Then why are you narrating in that voice?6:33Uh, because it's fun.6:34So, uh, why'd they call you happy?6:40No one has actually told me why I'm in Berlin.6:43Or what I'm doing.6:44Something about Captain America going crazy.6:47Okay, Peter, you got this, you got this.6:49What the hell are you wearing?6:51It's my suit.6:52My room is way bigger than I found the case I found the case minor upgrade oh6:59My god7:01This is insane insane. Look at this thing. It's a great day my life. Let's go. Okay. I gotta go. I gotta go7:09Everyone so the craziest thing just happened right? I was in a fight with Captain America and I stole his shield and I threw it at him7:15He's big now. I gotta go. The main thing that's ever happened. So Mrs. Oak was like hey Unruz7:19And I just sort of flipped in and I stole Cap Shield and I was like, hey, what's up everybody?7:25How you doing What are you wearing Something skimpy I hope Hey Mae My gosh uh I can keep this suit Alright7:35Yes. What does that mean that I'm an Avenger?7:37No.7:38I can take that up. You don't have to take that.7:40Yeah, I can take that!7:42When's our next step? When's our next retreat? You know?7:44Yeah, the missions. Did you have my numbers?7:46No, I mean we'll call you.7:48That's not a hug. I'm just grabbing the door for you.7:51We're not there yet.7:55What's up, penis Parker?8:06You in my office right now.8:14Join me in together.8:17So lame.8:19No way, that's awesome.8:20How many pieces?8:21That's insane.8:22I can't tonight.8:22I got to start.8:23Yeah, well, hopefully soon it'll lead to the real job of them.8:27That's exactly how they work.8:28Oh, and then I'll come by afterwards, because for the most part, the difficult thing will be just the...8:32That'd be great.8:35Uh, mass cancels out, so it's just gravity times sign.8:41Today we're gonna be talking about Danish business.8:43I mean, there's nothing covering free government.8:47Probably stop staring before he gets creepy, though.8:50Too late.8:50But then why do you sit with us?8:53It's nationals.8:55Is there no way you could take one weekend off?8:58I can't go to Washington because if Mr. Stark needs me then I have to make sure that I'm9:01here.9:02What's up, Mr. Dalmar?9:06Yeah, and with pickles, and can you smoosh it down real flat?9:13Thanks.9:14Yeah, she's alright.9:16Cómo esta tu hija, eh?9:19It's $5.9:20Hey, come on, I'm joking, I'm joking.9:22Here's five dollars.9:24What's up, Murph?9:26Hey, no way.9:28Ah, you know, boring, got better things to do.9:30Love this. This is great.9:32Best sandwiches in Queens.9:50I'm gonna die!9:52I'm gonna die!9:58Ah, finally!10:00I found you!10:02Hey could you hold this for a second?10:04Thanks!10:05Hey is this anybody's bike?10:08No?10:09Does anyone have a pen? Do you have a pen?10:11Woo! Everybody good?10:14Hey I'm Spider-Man!10:16Okay Spider-Man!10:17Don't flip!10:22Hey buddy!10:23Oh!10:25Car's fat! It's my car, dumbass!10:27Oh, let's go!10:29Oh!10:30I'm good.10:32I'm good.10:33I stopped at the Grand Theft Bicycle, couldn't find the owner, so I just left a note.10:36Um...10:38I've just lost to a Dominican lady.10:40She was really nice and bought me a churro.10:45Why would I tell him about the churro?10:47Oh, hey, hey, hey!10:53Okay.10:57What's up guys, you got your pin number?11:01Oh, you're the Avenger!11:02What guy's doing here?11:03Thor?11:04Hulk?11:05Good to finally meet you guys!11:06You'd be more handsome in person.11:08You're only in here.11:10Hey!11:11That's so weird!11:12What is that thing?11:13Starting to think you're not the Avenger!11:16Yeah, what's up?11:17It's school night.11:18So how do jerks like you get tech like-11:21Mr. Delmo?11:23Hey, Mr. Delmo, are you in here?11:26Is anybody in here? Hello?11:28Come on.11:30I gotta...11:32Here.11:34Here. Happy, the craziest thing just happened to me!11:36These guys are robbing an ATM with these high-tech weapons and...11:38Hey, take a...11:40Wait, wait, you're moving? Who's moving?11:42But what about me?11:44I mean, what if Mrs. Stark needs me or something or...11:46I don't know, something... It goes...11:48I am responsible, I...11:50I am responsible, I...11:52Crap.11:56Dad!12:18Dad! Nothing! Nothing!12:20I'm not! I'm not!12:22What was it? Ned, what are you doing in my room?12:24No he got a thing Nobody knows Well I mean Mr Stark knows because he made my suit but that it Yeah basically12:35You gotta keep it a secret.12:37You know what she's like if she finds out people try and kill me every single night.12:39He cannot know. I cannot do that to her right now.12:41You know?12:43I mean, everything that's happened with her, I...12:45Please. Just swear it, okay?12:47I can't believe this is happening right now.12:49How do you shoot the strings?12:50I'm gonna tell you about this at school tomorrow, okay?12:52This is the Stark internship.12:55What's the matter?12:58It's too larby?13:00I'm just stressed the internship and I'm tired.13:04A lot of work.13:05I'm distracted all the time.13:08It's got you in your head.13:09As the Spider-Man...13:10Yeah.13:11Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.13:12I need a new backpack.13:14The spider's dead, Ned.13:18Do you lay eggs?13:20What?13:20No.13:22Can you spit that on?13:24No.13:25Can you summon an army of spiders?13:27No, Ned.13:29How far can you shoot your webs?13:31Shut up.13:33I can shoot it as far as I shut up.13:35Ned, do you know him too?13:37Yeah, we met.13:39I stole the shield.13:41Telling the other guy where to go?13:43And I could maybe not swivel around them because I could be your guy in the chair.13:45Ned, I don't need a guy in the chair.13:47Looking good, Parker.13:51See, for me, it's just Spider-Man.13:53Four guys. Oh my gosh.13:55Gross13:57You don't know spider-man13:59No, I don't know I mean I've met him yeah couple times14:04Through the stark internship. Yeah, well, I'm not really supposed to talk about it. Well, that's off. Yeah, and party. Oh14:13It's okay14:16What are you doing14:21Dude14:25Hey, let's just go home.14:27With all the changes your body's going through, it's flowering now.14:31Yeah, I'm gonna go.14:35Have fun, okay?14:37I will.14:38Dude, you got the suit, right?14:40This is gonna change our lives.14:46Oh my gosh.14:47Hi, Liz.14:48Hi, Liz.14:49What a great party.14:51I'm gonna party.14:53Yeah. Have fun. Bye.14:55Bye No no no no no I can I cannot do this Spider is not a party trick okay Look I just gonna be myself Dude15:05Let me guess, in Canada with your imaginary girlfriend?15:08That's just Ned in a red shirt.15:10Hey, what's up, I'm Spider-Man.15:12Just thought I'd swing by and say hello to my buddy Peter.15:16Kind of stupid.15:25I got what you need, alright?15:32I got tons of great stuff here.15:34Oh, this must be where the ATM robbers got their stuff.15:43Hey, hey, come on!15:44You gonna shoot somebody shooting me?15:55AHHHHH!15:57OW MY BUTT!15:59OHHHH!16:05Great!16:07Hey guys, good game, have fun!16:09Hey! Hey buddy!16:11Uh, sorry, no time to play, here, go fetch!16:13More like it!16:15Whoa!16:17Whoa!16:21Great movie!16:23Hey, Moomy!16:30Oh, hey guys.16:32Almost got ya!16:39Thought you got away from me, didn't ya?16:42Surprise!16:44What the hell?16:53Oh! Oh, hey.16:57And then he just, he just like swooped down like a monster and he picked me up and, he took me up at like a thousand feet and just dropped me.17:05How'd you find me? Did you put a tracker in my suit or something?17:08Whoa.17:10That's better, thanks.17:13The guy with the wings is obviously the source of the weapons, I gotta take him down.17:16Take him?17:17The Avengers?17:18No, no, no.17:19Anyway, Mr. Stark, you didn't have to come all the way out here, I had that, I was fine.17:23Can't you just be a...17:25But I ready for more than that now That is not what you thought when I took on Captain America Listen me if you come across these weapons are you driving I don need to go to cop Mr Stark is17:37That's awesome17:50Hey, man, what's up? I'm on my way back17:52Sorry Peter, I guess we're still losers. I'll see you tomorrow.17:56I'll see you tomorrow, school.18:04Yeah, well something came up.18:06Oh, what is that?18:07Seriously?18:08Yeah.18:09Awesome.18:11I mean, scary.18:14Well look, whoever's making these weapons is obviously combining alien tech with ours.18:18Maybe-18:22We gotta figure out what this thing is and who makes it.18:31First you gotta come up with a better name than glowing thing.18:33You're right.18:34Crap.18:36Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.18:40I got this funny smell, you know what I mean?18:42Hey, that's one of the guys who already killed me.18:44What?18:46We gotta get out of here.18:47Peter.18:48No, stay there, Ned.18:49Peter.18:52Pulse right here.18:54There's no sign of the weapon. Even if it was here, no.19:01I know I'm ready.19:06Staten Island?19:12Huh.19:14Maryland?19:16I mean, I don't know. Evil lair.19:18A gang with alien guns run by a guy with wings? Yeah, they have a lair.19:22It's not too far from DC.19:25I was hoping maybe I could rejoin the team.19:27I'll be welcomed back by everyone.19:29Hey, welcome back, Peter.19:30Flag.19:31Uh, Strontium, Barium, Vibranium.19:34Glad to be back.19:34Can I take this real quick?19:35I'll only be a tracker.19:37Uh, yeah, no, it's just a school.19:38You tracking me without my permission is a complete violation of my privacy.19:41That's different.19:42Uh, nothing.19:42Look, it's just the Academy Decathlon.19:44You brought your laptop, right?19:48Uh, because I gotta follow these guys to their boss before they move again,19:52And I don't really want Mr. Sturk to know about it.19:55No, I'm not lying.19:56Just doesn't really get what I can do yet.19:58Oh, gotcha.20:00Alright, happy, joy, tracking this lamp.20:05What?20:06Turn it off.20:07Come on, man, I don't need training wheels.20:10I'm just sick of him treating me like a kid all the time.20:12Yeah, a kid who can stop a bus with his bare hands.20:14Look, please, this is my chance to prove myself.20:17Guy in the chair.20:18Come on.20:24Yeah, the gloomy thing, it's evidence.20:26They're moving.20:28Hey, we're gonna go swimming.20:32Come on, come on.20:34Hey!20:36I'm just gonna go study in the business center.20:40And besides?20:42Hmm?20:43Are you really, this is really important to you.20:45Yeah, it's our...20:47Besides, come on.20:55Good evening, Peter.20:57Hello? Hello?20:58Congratulations on-20:59I s- I put a tracker on someone. He's a bad guy.21:02Tracker located.21:03As long as I make it back in time for the cat-lon, it's fine.21:05100 meters from destination and closing.21:13Why is there a secret lair in a gas station that's so lame?21:19Hey suit lady, what are they doing?21:20Do you want to hear what they're saying?21:22I can hear what they're saying?21:23Whoa, that's so cool.21:25They're in the middle of a heist. I could catch them all red-handed. This is awesome.21:29Enhanced combat mode? Yeah.21:31Activating instant kill.21:33No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I don't want to kill anybody.21:37What the hell just happened? What was that?21:40Enhanced combat mode.21:41Why would I need rapid fire?21:42I just thought really overdid it.21:45What was that?21:46Taser webs.21:47No, just you choose.21:49Sure thing.21:50Oh, that's him.21:51Whoa, cool. It's like some kind of matter phase shifter.21:58Hey, Big Bird! This doesn't belong to you!22:00Oh, God.22:03No, lady, what was that?22:04All systems.22:14Hey, so where am I right now?22:16They must have hijacked the truck and taken me to their evil lair.22:19Three, two...22:21This place.22:26Suit lady where am I You remain closed until morning Morning I kind of feel bad calling you suit lady I should probably give you a name22:35Like Liz.22:36No, no, no.22:37What about Karen?22:39What else can this suit do?22:40Grenade.22:41What grenade?22:44Should I tell Liz that I'm Spider-Man?22:46Who's Liz?22:47She's the best.22:49It's really nice to have somebody to talk to.22:51Hey, how long have we been here anyways?22:52What?22:5337 minutes that's insane get out of here that's awesome hey it's like the gluey thing23:01whoa whoa whoa you mean we've been carrying around a bomb23:04hey please please somebody let me out23:10dating trial 24723:13sure thing just tell me where it is right across the street from the washington monument23:19Hey, it's Ned, leave a message.23:20Ned, call me back, the glowy thing's a bomb!23:22Oh, Ned, you're alive!23:26Yo, Ned, the glowy thing is dangerous!23:27Come on, Ned, listen to me!23:29Oh, hey, Liz!23:30Please put Ned back on the phone!23:31You should tell her how you feel.23:32Liz, I have to talk to Ned, it's really important.23:33Liz? Liz!23:34Damn it!23:37No! No, no, no, no, no, Karen, what's going on up there?23:40Oh, no.23:40My friends are up there!23:41Uh, don't worry, ma'am, everything's gonna be okay.23:43Excuse me, excuse me!23:45Oh my god, that's tall.23:47Your friends are in imminent mortal danger.23:49I'm going as fast as I can!23:51...catastrophic failure.23:52What? Why? How do we get in there?23:54Activating reconnaissance drone.23:56Whoa.23:57Is that been there this whole time? That's awesome!23:59I'm on my way!24:05Why are you hesitating?24:07It's part of the same. Never been this high before.24:09Ah, perfect.24:11Why is it not breaking?24:13I'm gonna die.24:24I did it!24:34Hey, how you doing?24:39Don't worry about it, I got you.24:40Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, big guy, quit moving around.24:42Sorry sir, so sorry.24:44This is your stop!24:44Go go go!24:45Everybody out!24:46Movin' people, movin'!24:47Liz!24:48Liz!24:49AHHHHH!24:50AHHHHH!24:51Hey, you're okay!24:52So uh, is everyone okay?24:54This is your chance Peter Kiss her AHHHHH He is sweeping the school How can you show your spider spirit Dude dude dude dude dude25:05Crazy. That's crazy.25:07No. Should I tell him?25:09No, dude, no, that's not a good idea.25:11I'm going to class.25:11Dude, listen, I figured it out, right?25:13The wingsuit guy is stealing from damage control.25:15And what he takes from damage control?25:17Ned, I'm probably never gonna come back here.25:20Mr. Stark is moving the Avengers upstate, so...25:23When I bring this guy in, he's so far beyond high school right now.25:26Parker!25:27You know what you did was wrong.25:28The question is, how are you going to make things right?25:31Maybe you were trying to be cool.25:33We all know what's right.25:34We all know what's wrong.25:40May?25:43Hey, Karen, what's up?25:45Everything?25:46Yeah, of course it is.25:47Um, yeah, just rolled it back to last Friday.25:50No, no, no, no, no, no.25:51This is just me messing around.25:52Go later in the day, later in the day.25:54Must pay him a visit.25:55Would you like me to activate the enhanced interrogation protocol?25:58Uh, yeah.26:02Remember me?26:03Uh, hey, I need information, you can give it to me now!26:06What do you mean, what happened to my voice?26:08I'm not a girl, I'm a boy!26:09I mean, I'm a, I'm a man!26:11I'm not a girl, I'm a man!26:13Come on, man, look, who is selling these weapons?26:15I need to know, give me names or else!26:19Deactivate interrogation mode.26:21Look, man. These guys are selling weapons that are crazy dangerous.26:26Yeah, the best sandwich in Queens.26:27Why is too much bread?26:28I like bread.26:29Come on, man, please.26:31Stupid interrogation, Mo' Karen. Don't ever do that again.26:33Shoot me. I don't want those weapons in this neighborhood. I gotta...26:37Who are these guys? What can you tell me about the guy with the wings?26:41Really?26:42Yes! Yes!26:44Hey, hey, hey, hey!26:45I didn't tell you where.26:47Right, of course. Yeah, my bad. Silly.26:48Just...26:49Yeah.26:51Where is it?26:52Hmm?26:52I don't understand.26:54I'm intimidating.26:55Hey, that's gonna dissolve in two hours.26:57Two hours.26:57You deserve that.26:58I got ice cream in here, man.26:59You deserve that.26:59You're a criminal.27:00Bye, Mr. Criminal.27:06Nice.27:07Okay, Karen.27:08Activate Enhanced Reconnaissance Mode.27:11Hey, droney.27:12Keep an eye on that guy.27:13Would you like me to activate Instant Kill?27:15No, Karen.27:16Stop it with the Instant Kill already.27:17Aw, this is too perfect. They got the weapons, the buyers, and the sellers all in one place.27:21And Tony Stark.27:22No, no, no, no, no, no.27:23Uh I actually at school No you not Uh I kind of in the middle of something right now I at band practice Gotta go I take those Noi27:35Hey guys!27:36The illegal weapons deal fair was at 10.30!27:38You missed it!27:39Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, not so fast!27:44A little hard.27:46I gotta say, the other guy was way better with that thing.27:50I'm honestly...27:52I'm shocked.27:53I'm shocked.27:55Freeze FBI!27:57Hey, wait, what do you mean FBI?27:58I know what the FBI means, but what are they doing here?28:00Get out of the way, get out of the way!28:01Get out of the way!28:02Move, move, move!28:13That's my Taser web!28:21Oh my god!28:21Hey, wipe your name!28:23There we go!28:39No! No! No! No!28:43No!28:53What the hell?28:54What the hell?28:55The Iron Man!28:59Ah, Mrs. Stark!29:02Hey, Mrs. Stark, could I do anything? What do you want me to do?29:07I told you not to do.29:09Is everyone okay?29:11No thanks to me.29:15Those weapons were out there and I tried to tell you about it but you didn't listen.29:19If you even cared, you'd actually be here.29:23What if somebody had died tonight? Different story, right? Because that's on you.29:28Yes, sir. I'm sorry. I just wanted to be like you.29:32For how long?29:34Forever.29:35This is all I have. I'm nothing without this suit.29:38I don't have any of my clothes.29:46I've been calling you all day. I've called five police stations.29:51I'm fine.29:52I'm okay.29:53Honestly, just relax.29:54I know you left detention.29:55It's not fine.29:56Just lay it out.29:57It's just...29:58I lost a star, Ketcher.30:00so that I could work really hard and he could, he would, you know, but I screwed it up.30:06I'm sorry, I made you worry.30:08It smells like garbage.30:10I know.30:11Pretty sure that's an urban myth that no, I'm not expelled.30:16Me gusta hacer la tarea.30:18Muy bueno, señor Barker.30:28Hey.30:30Hey.30:31I, uh, thought you had calculus for the period.30:33Hey, look, I, uh, I just wanted to apologize about the whole decathlon thing.30:37No, I just, I'm, I just mean that it was not cool, especially because I, like you.30:48You do?30:49Yeah, you'd be surprised.30:51I, uh, I gotta get to class, but, um, I'd say we should hang out, but I'm gonna be in detention.30:57I guess you already have a date to homecoming.31:00You wanna go with me?31:03I mean, uh, great, cool.31:04Actually, I'm going that way.31:11May, I need your help.31:20Turn the door for her.31:21Tell her she looks nice, but not too much, because that's creepy.31:24When I dance with her, I'm putting my hands on her hips.31:30Yeah.31:32Come on in here. Come on.31:42I'm not old enough to drink.31:44You look really good.31:46Grisage?31:48Peter, closer.31:52There you go Sir you don have to drive What Oh I don know No Yeah no I just a sophomore32:02Actually, I don't intern for him anymore.32:05Yeah, it got, um, boring.32:08Yeah, he's nice.32:10Nice man.32:12Solid dude.32:15Really great, yeah.32:17Beautiful house, a lot of windows.32:19No, no, I did not disappear.32:20Were you scared?32:22Yeah, well, I actually didn't go up. I saw it off on the ground. He was there that day.32:29No, what?32:32I've got a few secrets on my own. If you do, I'll kill you dead.32:52I'm sorry, you don't deserve this.33:05What the hell?33:13Why did he send you here?33:16NED!33:16YAH!33:17HOOP!33:17NED!33:18UGH!33:19UGH!33:21The guy with the wings is Liz's d-33:22Call Happy Hogan!33:23He's Mr. Stark's head of security!33:24Flash!33:25I need your car and your phone!33:26Hello?33:27Hey, hey, hey!33:28Hey, can you hear me?33:28I need you to track my phone for me!33:30I'm in Flash's car!33:31Okay, you're on speakerphone!33:32I'm in with me in parking lots!33:34This is a huge step up!33:35Hey NED!33:36How are we going on with those headlocks?33:37What?33:38That makes no sense!33:38I thought he said he was going out of town!33:40It's moving day!33:41It's moving day!33:46Just keep trying to get through to happy.33:51Hey It over I got you How could you do this to her Yeah Yeah but I understand that selling weapons to criminals is wrong34:00Why are you telling me this?34:02What are you talking about? That thing hasn't even touched me!34:12No!34:16Ow!34:18Oh, I guess.34:20Okay, ready?34:22Hello?34:25Hey, please!34:26I'm down here!34:30Come on, Spider-Man.34:31Come on, Spider-Man.34:33No! Come on, Spider-Man!34:35Ah!34:37Ah!34:42Turbines34:49Oh my god, oh my god34:51Just a typical homecoming35:03On the outside of an invisible jet35:06Fighting my gofra's dad35:08I can't believe it35:12I don't believe that works!35:19Oh my god!35:22Please turn! Please turn!35:42AAAAAGH!35:55You awake sir The wigs suit The wigs suit gonna explode35:59I'm trying to save you!36:07You saved me.36:23Awesome.36:23Listen, I'm so sorry.36:28Yeah, but I mean, your dad, I can't imagine what you're going through.36:32Anyways, bye, Peter.36:37I gotta go.36:45We should run some drills.36:48Hey, Happy.36:49What are you doing here?36:57So, how long you been here?36:59Is he here too?37:00Upstate, like upstate upstate?37:01Yeah, let's go.37:06Let's just say it once.37:07Mr. Stark, I really...37:08You screwed the pooch hard.37:10To the team?37:16So, after the press conference, Happy will show you to your room.37:18Thank you, Mr. Stark.37:21But I'm good.37:22But I mean, I'd rather just stay on the ground.37:25Somebody's got to look out for the little guy, right?37:28Look at me.37:29No.37:30Okay.37:31Thank you, Mr. Stark.37:32See you around.37:37That was a test right? Thank you. Thank you37:45May?