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0:00To the universe.0:02When I'm king, I'll hunt the monsters down and slay them all.0:08Just as you did, father.0:19I'm ready, father.0:20So am I.0:22You can ascend to the throne.0:30Oh please!0:47I swear.0:48Do you swear to preserve the peace?0:52I swear.0:53To the good of the realm.0:54I swear!0:55And on this day...1:00All is well. They broke into the weapons vault.1:04If the Frost Giants had stolen even one of these relics...1:07They didn't.1:08He just broke your truce. They know you are vulnerable.1:12As king of Asgard...1:13But you're not king!1:25It's unwise to be in my company right now, brother.1:29This was to be my day of triumph.1:32The only way to ensure the safety of our borders.1:34Thor, it's madness.1:35We would just be looking for answers.1:37It is forbidden.1:41My friends, have you forgotten all that we have done together?1:44We're going to Jotunheim.1:49Heimdall, may we pass.1:51And tell no one where we have gone until we've returned.1:53Understand?1:59Couldn't you just leave the bridge open for us?2:01Leave the bri-2:01I have no plans to die today.2:15Let's move.2:17Hiding.2:19As cowards always do.2:21You come a long way to die Asgardians I Thor Odinson How did your people get into Asgard Do not dishonor my father name with your lies Your father is a murderer and a thief2:36Thor, stop and think.2:39Run back home, little princess.2:42Damn.2:48Next?2:50Please make it a challenge for me.2:55That's more like it.3:03We must go!3:12Then go!3:20No!3:47Father!3:48We'll finish them together!3:49Silence!3:53While you wait and be patient, the Nine Realms laugh at us.3:57If the old ways are done, you'd stand giving speeches while Asgard falls.4:01You are a vain!4:03And you are an old man and a fool!4:07Yes.4:11You are...unworthy of each realm.4:15Unworthy of your title!4:19In the name of my father, and his father before, Kastro!4:38Father!4:39He's fine, look at him.4:40I'm down! I know you can hear me, open the bifrost!4:44You dare threaten me? Thor was so puny a weapon!4:49Just taking a little blood.4:53How dare you attack the son of Odin Insecurity to 3 You no match for the mighty5:15What?!5:16Crazy homeless person, he's...5:24Hey, sorry I tased you.5:27Excuse me. Excuse me.5:31They're the only clothes I had that would fit you.5:33They will suffice.5:34Also, how could you eat an entire box of Pop-Tarts5:37and still be this hungry?5:39This drink, I like it.5:41I know, it's great, right?5:42Another!5:46What was that?5:46It was delicious. I want another.5:48Well, you could have just said so.5:49I just did.5:50No, I mean, ask nicely.5:52I meant no disrespect.5:53All right, well, no more smashing.5:55Yeah.5:56Oh, my God.5:57This is going on Facebook. Smile.6:01I mean, nobody could lift it.6:05Hey, sir.6:05Which way?6:07Oh, uh, 50 miles west of here.6:10Where are you going?6:1250 miles west of here.6:13Why?6:14To get what belongs to me.6:16Yes.6:18If you take me there now, I'll tell you everything you wish to know.6:21Everything?6:23Listen to what he's saying. He's talking about Mjölnir.6:25And this is where we say goodbye.6:32Jane Foster, Eric Selvig, Darcy, farewell.6:39I need a horse.6:42We don't have horses.6:44Then give me one of those large enough to ride.6:46Hey, you still need a lift?6:51Many times.6:53But you're brave to do it.6:55Well, I think.6:55You're far more clever than anyone else in this realm.6:58Realm?7:00Realm?7:01You think me strange?7:02Yeah, I do.7:04What you seek, it's a bridge.7:06Like a nice stone Rosenbridge?7:07More like a rainbow bridge.7:10You're going to need this.7:11What?7:12Wait, why?7:16Once I have Mjolnir, I will return the items I've stolen from you.7:20Deal?7:21No.7:22All right.7:33Ah I not going to die7:55You're big.7:58Fort bigger.8:25Certain groups pay very well for a good mercenary like you.8:48Loki, what are you doing here?8:55What's happened?8:56Let me explain to father.8:58Father is dead.9:02What?9:03I tried to tell him so, but he wouldn't listen.9:06No.9:13Can I come home?9:15Yes, but couldn't we find a way?9:16Your mother has forbidden your return.9:21No, I...9:24I am sorry.9:26Thank you for coming here.9:28Oh, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny.9:35You know, I had it all backwards.9:39I had it all wrong.9:41For the first time in my life, I have no idea what I'm supposed to do.9:51I've seen the way she looks at you.9:55I swear to you, I...10:00I mean her no harm.10:07Oh, my God.10:08Is he okay?10:10He's fine.10:11No pinch at all.10:13I'm sorry, my friend.10:14What happened?10:15We drank, we fought.10:16He made his ancestors proud.10:18To me.10:20Are these your chambers?10:23Uh, it's more of a temporary living situation.10:26You've been very kind to me.10:28I've been far less grateful than you deserve.10:32Oh, my God.10:35I don't believe it.10:37It was all I could get back.10:39Listen to me. You must not give up.10:42You must finish what you started.10:43Why?10:44Because you're right.11:08You're very welcome.11:10Hold you!11:14This is good.11:16My friends, I've never been happier to see anyone.11:20But you should not have come.11:22My father is dead because of me.11:26Jane, you have to leave.11:26What are you gonna do?11:28I'm staying here.11:29I'm just a man.11:30I'll only be in the way or worse get one of you killed.11:33But I can help get these people to safety.11:35Go. Now. Run!11:40As if you've done all you can.11:42No. I will die. A warrior's dead.11:45Live. And tell those stories yourself.11:48Do not worry, my friends. I have a plan.11:56Brother, whatever I have done to wrong you, whatever I have done to lead you to do this,12:07I am truly sorry.12:09So take mine and end this.12:16No!12:24It over No No12:46We must go to the Bifrost site.12:47I would have words with my brother.12:49Excuse me.12:49I don't think you've been completely honest with me.12:51No this, son of Cole.12:52You and I, we fight for the same cause.12:54the protection of this world.12:57Wait, I need to debrief you!13:04He doesn't answer.13:06Then we are stranded.13:08I'm now! If you can hear me, we need you now!13:24Leave my brother to me.13:29I knew you'd return to us.13:32You're a talented liar, brother. Always have been.13:47Why have you done this?13:49You can't kill an entire race.13:51Why not?13:54Loki, this is madness.13:57Is it madness?14:24No!14:54RUKIN NOOOOOOO Rokino NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO15:08The outer is a matter of fact, falling!15:25Where is the Tesseract?15:44I missed you too.15:46Do I look to be in a gaming mood?15:52I thought you dead.15:53We all did. Our father.15:56Your father.15:58We were raised together.16:00We played together. We fought together.16:03Do you remember none of that?16:05Take the world I love as recompense for your imagined slug.16:08The earth is under my protection, Loki.16:10Why should I not?16:12Don't think yourself above them.16:14You miss the truth of ruling, brother.16:16The throne would suit you ill.16:19Who controls the would-be king?16:20I am a king!16:21Not here!16:22Here! You give up the tesseract! You give up this poisonous dream!16:27You need the cube to bring me home.16:30Listen well, brother.16:34I'm listening.16:37Do not touch me again.16:39Then don't take my stuff.16:41You have no idea what you're dealing with. This is beyond you, Metal Man.16:46Loki will face Asgardian justice.16:48He gives up the cube, he's all yours.16:51Taurus.17:21Hey Come here to put an end to Loki schemes Then prove it He loves you17:35You want me to put the hammer down?17:39You call on such lost creatures to defend you.17:43Thor.17:45I'm not sure.17:47I'm not sure.17:49You call on such lost creatures to defend you.17:53He's a creature to defend you.17:55Thor, what's his play?17:57He has an army called the Chitauri.17:59They're not of Asgard nor any world known.18:01He means to lead them against your people.18:03Thor. Selvik.18:05He's an astrophysicist.18:07He's a friend. Loki is beyond reason,18:09but he is of Asgard.18:11And he is my brother.18:13He killed 80 people in two days.18:15He's adopted?18:17No hard feelings, Point Break. You got a mean swing.18:19Monkeys.18:21I do.18:22He's a good man.18:23He talks about you a lot.18:25You changed his life.18:28You changed everything around here.18:31They were better as they were.18:33You know, huge, scaly, big antlers.18:36You don't have those?18:38I don't think so.18:39They are repulsive.18:40And now again.18:44In my youth, I caught it war.18:46I do not know.18:48Loki's mind is far afield. It's not just power he craves, it's vengeance upon me.18:56What are you asking me to do?18:57I'm asking what are you prepared to do?19:01Because of him.19:03Me, with the Tesseract, is what drew Loki to it, and his allies.19:08It is a signal to all the realms that the Earth is ready for a higher form of war.19:12A higher form? Everything?19:14I thought humans were more evolved than this.19:16Excuse me, did we come to your planet and blow stuff up?19:19You're not my champion.19:21He was really that naive.19:22You speak of control, yet you caught chaos.19:25This is M.O., isn't it?19:27You people are so petty.19:30And tiny.19:31Pesseract belongs on Asgard. No human is a match for him.19:33You're not going alone. You gonna stop me?19:46We are not your enemies, Dana.19:50Try to think!20:00No!20:02No!20:26Are you ever not going to fall for that?20:58You fell out of the sky.21:13Loki! Turn off the tesseract or I'll destroy it!21:28You can't!21:43Look at this! Look around you! The thickness madness will end with your rule!21:51I know. We can. Together.22:13What's the story upstairs?22:15The power surrounding the cube is impenetrable.22:17Thor, you gotta try and bottleneck that portal.22:21Slow him down.22:23You got the lightning Light the bastards up You got the lightning Light the bastards up22:55You ready for another bout?23:17He's not slowing down.23:24We're not finished yet.23:38So you let him take it?23:47I've got this completely under control!23:57Is that why everything's on fire?24:13Hello?24:17I accept your surrender.24:24Anyone else?24:27As you have mine.24:35Though our work would have gone more quickly with you at the fore.24:38You must think I'm a piece of bread. Confused and distracted heart.24:43This isn't about Jane Foster, father.24:47I remember you celebrated the battle of Huracan with so much that you nearly started the second25:09I thank you for your sword and for your counsel, good lady, sir.25:16Perhaps our further start.25:19Still shining.25:21The alignment of the worlds.25:23It approaches, doesn't it?25:25How is she?25:29She's quite clever, your mortal.25:31She doesn't know it yet,25:32but she studies the Convergence as well.25:42Jane.25:45Strange day.25:46I am.25:46Jane, what?25:48Jane, I fought to protect you from the dangers of my world,25:51but I was wrong.25:53I was a fool.25:53I believe that fate brought us together.25:58Do what?26:02Hey! So I'm muscly and everything. How's space?26:07Space is fine.26:13Jane!26:14Place your hands on your head, step back!26:17This woman is unwell.26:18She's dangerous.26:20So am I.26:23We had to do that again.26:32This is not of Earth. What is it?26:35We do not know.26:37Go on, Field Jack.26:40No, I...26:41We won't!26:43Touch her.26:46It's defending itself.26:48Dark elves come to steal away the light.26:50I knew these stories. Mother told them to us as children.26:54For me, you knew I was in trouble.26:57Well, Heimdall had lost sight of you. You were no longer on Earth.27:01With every 5,000 years, the world's aligned perfectly,27:05and we call this the Convergence.27:07During this time, the borders between worlds become blurred.27:17I'll find a way to save you, Jane.27:19Your father said there is...27:20My father doesn't know everything.27:23Jane Foster please meet Frigga Queen of Asgard My mother Go I will look after her27:39Very well, you do not have my word.27:55She's your prisoner now?28:16Lugos.28:19I intend to pursue Malekith, but28:21when Malekith pulls the Aether from Jane,28:24it would be exposed and vulnerable.28:27His ship could be over our heads right now.28:29We'd never even know it.28:36You're not at Odin's war council.28:39The Bifrost is closed by your father's orders.28:42No one is to come or to go.28:44Malekith will return, you know this.28:47I'm not asking you to.28:49The realms need their old father strong and unchallenged,28:52whether he is or not.28:53Now you come to visit me.28:57Okie enough.28:59No more illusions.29:06Did she suffer?29:08You helped me escape Asgard and I will grant it to you.29:11Vengeance.29:13And afterwards, this cell.29:15To come to me for help.29:18What makes you think you can trust me?29:20I don't.29:21I did so with a glimmer of hope that my brother was still in there somewhere.29:26You betray me, and I will kill you.29:32This is so unlike you, brother.29:34If you keep speaking, I just might.29:36Fine. As you wish.29:39It will hurt no less when I kill you in this form.29:43Honor. Patriotism.29:44God bless them!29:46At last.29:48Little common sense.29:51I thought you liked tricks.29:53We'd all be dead the minute we step one foot outside the palace.29:57That, my friend, is why we won't be meeting you.30:00I need him by foot.30:01Thank you, my friend.30:09I thought you said he knew how to fly this thing.30:11Well, whatever you're doing, brother, I suggest you do it faster.30:13Shut up, Loki.30:14I am pressing it gently.30:15It's not working!30:23I think you missed a con.30:24Shut up!30:25Out of the two of us, which one can actually fly?30:28Oh dear, is she dead?30:29Is she dead?30:29Jane!30:31I'm okay.30:35Not for work.30:37Now they're firing at us!30:38Yeah, thank you for the commentary, Loki. It's not at all destructive.30:41It's brilliant, Thor! It's truly brilliant, Thor!30:50I'm glad you're pleased.30:51Now do as you promised.30:53Take us to your secret pathway.30:57Loki?30:58If it were easy, everyone would do it.31:02Are you mad?31:07She's strong in ways you'd never even know.31:10Say goodbye.31:12Not this day.31:13You think you alone were loved of mother?31:16You had her tricks, but I had her trust.31:18What help were you and yourself?31:20Who put me there?31:21Who put me there?31:23You know damn well!31:24You know damn well!31:26She wouldn't want us to fight.31:28I wish I could trust you.31:36Right, you ready?31:38I am.31:46About any of you.31:48Please.31:58Now!32:28Oh my God No no no32:50I'm a fool.32:54Lieutenant, Blessing.32:55Stay with me, okay?32:57I'm sorry.32:57It's okay.33:01I'll tell Father what you did here today.33:18The Convergence.33:19Oh, God. None of this would have happened if I hadn't found the ether.33:24Then Malekith would have only possessed it that much sooner.33:30It's not me.33:31No, no, no, no, no, please. Whatever you do, do not hang up the phone.33:39So who's Richard?33:40Really?33:43The whole world is going crazy. All the stuff we saw is spreading.33:47Are you well, Eric?33:49Your brother's not coming, is he?33:51Loki is dead.33:53Oh, thank God!33:58The alignment is only temporary.34:00He must be in exactly the right place at the right time.34:03They made use of the gravitational effects of the Convergence.34:09I better get my pants.34:11Your world and your family will be extinguished!34:20All that power...34:23I thought you'd head harder.34:41I not going to die How do I get to the ground35:10Sorry.35:12Sorry.35:19Thor!35:21Can those things stop him?35:22I can.35:31I've come to accept your surrender.35:36But you can.35:52My life.35:57Father, I cannot be king of Asgard.36:00I will protect Asgard and all the realms.36:03Loki, for all his grave imbalance, understood rulers.36:06I know I never will.36:07When you speak, do I never hear mother's voice?36:11If I were proud of the man my son had become,36:15even that I could not say.36:22You take him.36:39Loki's scepter must be here.36:44Strakkath couldn't mount his defense without it.36:47At long last.36:49The enhanced?36:53He's a blur.36:54All the new players we faced, I've never seen this.36:56You and Stark secure the scepter.36:58Copy that.36:59It's like they're lining up.37:00Well, they're excited.37:05Find the scepter.37:15The gates of hell are filled with the screams of his victims.37:18But not the screams of the dead, of course.37:20No, no, wounded screams, mainly whimpering,37:22a great deal of complaining,37:24and tales of sprained deltoids and gout No but this brings it to a close You staying right Yes yes of course A victory should be honored with rebels37:39Boom. Are you looking...37:40Why do I even talk to you guys?37:41Everywhere else that story kills.37:42That's the whole story?37:44Yes. War Machine story.37:46Oh, it's very good then.37:48That's impressive.37:49I'm not even sure what country Jane's in.37:52Her work in the Convergence has made her the world's foremost strong.37:54It's pretty exciting.37:55There's even talk of Jane getting a Nobel Prize.37:59But Jane's better.38:00I gotta have some of that.38:02No, no, no, no. See, this...38:04This was aged for a thousand years.38:07The barrels built from the wreck of Grunhull's fleet38:09is not meant for mortal men.38:13All right.38:18But it's a trick.38:19No, no, it's much more than that.38:21Please be my guest.38:23Right, so what if I lift it I then rule Asgard?38:26Yes, of course.38:37Nothing.38:38Insulation?38:39Yes, that's a very, very interesting theory.38:42I have a simpler one.38:45You're all not worthy.38:51The Avengers extinction38:58Whoa, whoa, whoa, it's going around.39:05Come on, use your work, Spuddy.39:06I have more than enough words to describe you as Stark.39:09Thor, the Legionnaire.39:11You think this is funny?39:15This could have been avoided if you hadn't played with something you don't understand.39:18No, I'm sorry.39:19I'm sorry. It is funny.39:23What's this?39:24A message. Ultron killed Strucker.39:28You beat me by one second.39:30Believe in peace, then let us keep it.39:33I think you're confusing peace with quiet.39:49Ah!39:56Thor, status.39:57The girl tried to warp my mind.40:00Take special care, I doubt a human can keep her at bay.40:03Fortunately, I am mighty.40:09Is it him?40:11I'm to your eyes.40:12Oh, they see everything.40:15They see you leading us to hell.40:18Wake up!40:19I'll save you!40:21We're all dead.40:23Can you not see?40:27You're a destroyer, Odinson.40:30You got no backup here.40:36The news is loving you guys.40:40What is this place?40:42Safe house.40:44Honey.40:46I missed you.40:48Shee.40:48Shee.40:55I saw something in that dream.40:59I need answers.41:00I won't find him here.41:02The End41:04A whirlpool that sucks in all hope of life and at its center is that.41:32What, the gem?41:33It's the Mind Stone. It's one of the six Infinity Stones. The greatest power in the universe unparalleled in its destructive capability.41:39The horrors in our heads, Ultron himself, they all came from the Mind Stone.41:43And they're nothing compared to what it can unleash. But with it on our side.41:46Is it? So there may be no way to make you trust me. But we need to go.41:58Right. Well done.42:03and find out what Ultron's been building.42:28What were you napping42:39You are bothering me.42:49I turn that key and drop this rock.42:51I am Thor, son of Odin, and as long as there is life in my breast, I am running out of things to say.43:02It's terribly well balanced.43:04Well, if there's too much weight, you lose power on the swings.43:08Is that the best thing to do?43:13You had to ask.43:21Is this the last of them?43:33Yeah, everyone else is on the carrier.43:35You know, this works.43:36We maybe don't walk away.43:38Maybe not.43:39He can wield the hammer, he can keep the mind stone.43:51Elevator's not worthy.43:52I'm gonna miss these little talks of ours.44:01See, I spent some time on Earth.44:04Fought some robots, saved the planet a couple of times.44:06which led me all the way here into this cage.44:10I'll make back around shortly.44:13Do I really feel like we were connecting there?44:15Deep in Asgard!44:17Hang on. Give it a second.44:19Oh, that's a crown. I thought it was a big eyebrow.44:22It's a crown.44:23Because that's what heroes do.44:29Wait, I'm sorry. I didn't time that right.44:34I make grave mistakes all the time.44:36I'm going to land and the ice and stones44:39and the arms of the floor.44:42I am coming on me.44:48Let's see now!44:50Let's see now!44:54Let see now Take the floor Let see now Let see now Oh it been a while but I can really use a fast exit45:06Stay.45:08Stay.45:22Hold on, I'm supposed to announce your arrival45:30Oh brother, this is it45:37Father, I like the statue45:42A lot better looking than he was when he was alive45:44A little less weasley, less greasy, maybe45:47Nope45:47Massacre now45:49As it returns to my hand45:52Not even your face, brother.45:54Alright, I yield!45:56Where's Odin?45:58Where's father? Did you kill him?46:00Okay, I know exactly where he is.46:02Great planning. How was I supposed to know?46:04Can't see into the future, I'm not a witch.46:06No? Why'd you dress like one?46:08Hi, would you mind taking a picture with us?46:10Oh, sure.46:12I dumped her, this is a mutual dumping.46:22Thor Odinson.46:28God of Thunder.46:35The Earth has wizards now.46:43I don't drink tea.46:44What do you drink?46:46Not tea.46:47You're a doctor.46:48No, I don't have a phone, but you could have sent an electronic letter. It's called an email.46:54Just seeing...46:58Will you stop doing that? My hair is not to be meddled with.47:02Oh, yes.47:03Ssss-s-s-orry.47:10Yes, of course. Thank you very much for your help.47:18Father?47:19Father, it's us.47:20I know we've come to take you home.47:22Home, yes.47:23Loki left your magic.47:24No I stopped Ragnarok I put an end to Surtur No Oh who are you talking about47:37Goddess of Death.47:38Whatever she is, we can stop her together.47:41We can face her together.47:42No, it won't.47:49This was your doing.47:55I'm Thor, son of Odin.47:57It's not impossible.48:02Bring us back!48:03No!48:05Loki!48:43Watch for me!48:47I'm full of Son of Odin.48:49I need to get back to Asgard.48:55Grandmaster.48:59Fail!49:01I am the god of thunder!49:06Oh my god!49:09Oh, the smell.49:11What happened to my manners?49:12My name is Grandmaster.49:14We're not friends, and I don't give a shit about your game.49:16Loki?49:18Loki!49:20Hey, who am I?49:21Shh!49:22What do you mean what am I doing?49:23I'm stuck in this stupid chair.49:24Where's your chair?49:25You call yourself Lord of Thunder?49:27God of Thunder.49:28He's my brother.49:30Adopt it.49:30Fine, then point me in the direction49:32if whoever's ass I have to kick.49:37Over here, there's a pile of rocks waving at you.49:39Here.49:40Yeah, I'm actually a thing, I'm a being.49:42You're a Cronin, aren't you?49:44Yes, I am.49:45How'd you end up in here?49:47But I'm actually organizing another revolution.49:49Has anyone here fought the Grand Master's Champion?49:52Doug has.49:53What about you, who made of rocks?49:54Then fight him, win, and get the hell out of this place.49:58Coden,50:00Let you take your place in the halls of Valhalla50:02For those who died a glorious death50:12What I'm telling you is50:13You could join me at the Grandmaster's site50:22What would you like me to say?50:24You faked your own death50:30Fork? Want to use a big wooden fork?50:34No.50:34You know, I really wish I had my hammer.50:36A special metal from the heart of the Dimes.50:38Every time I threw it, it would always come back to me.50:42See, that's the one that put me in here.50:44As guardian.50:46Do not zap me with that thing.50:48I just want to talk.50:50My God, you're a Valkyrie.50:53You know, I used to want to be a Valkyrie when I was younger.50:55Sometimes a little too much.51:00No!51:04By Odin's beard you shall not cut my hair, lest you feel the wrath of the mighty Thor!51:10Ha ha ha ha!51:12No!51:14Lord of Thunder!51:20Watch out for his fingers, they make sparks.51:22He's unique, there's none like it.51:25He's the defending.51:27Yes!51:31Loki, Loki's alive. Can you believe it? He's up there.51:34Loki, look who it is!51:36What are you doing?51:49Hey big guy.51:52The sun's getting real low.51:57That's it. The sun's going down.51:59I won't hurt you anymore.52:04Alright, screw it.52:08I know you're in there, Vano. I'll get you out!52:13What's the matter with me? You're embarrassing me! I told them you were friends!52:27Hey I not sure what you doing52:55It's Hulk in a hot tub.53:09Like this.53:10Big, green.53:12Stupid.53:13Oh, yes.53:14And naked.53:15It's very naked.53:16That's in my brain now.53:19Yes, yes.53:20I'm getting this out of here.53:21You're going to love Asgard.53:23It's big.53:24It's golden.53:24No, no, no. My people need me to get back to Asgard.53:28If you help me get back to Asgard, I can help you get back to Earth.53:32I'm not Banner's friend. I'd prefer you.53:35I don't even like Banner. I'm into numbers and science and stuff.53:38The red, the white. Just pick a color.53:41Koron, big child.53:49What's going on here?53:51Come see for yourself.53:51Biden refuge in a stronghold built by our ancestors.53:55But if the garrison falls, I don't even know where the hell I am.54:04Lord, sir.54:06Shut up.54:08I'm not sad, you idiot.54:10I'm pissed off.54:11You're not even listening.54:12You're being a really bad friend.54:16You know what we call you?54:17We call you the stupid Avenger.54:20What are you, crazy?54:21Yes!54:22I'm sorry.54:23I said those things.54:30I need her to stay.54:31Stay?54:32Please?54:33Please.54:34Odin is dead.54:37Ella, the goddess of death, has invaded Asgard.54:40I'm putting together a team.54:42It's me, you, and the big guy.54:45It's me and you.54:46I agree.54:48and they're your people too.54:51For what?54:52For this.54:55Yeah let go I choose to run toward my problems and not away from them That good55:12Yes.55:16Welcome. Voice activation required.55:19Thor.55:21Strongest Avenger.55:22Access denied.55:24Strongest Avenger.55:26Access denied.55:27Point break.55:28Welcome Point Break.55:30No, no, no, stop breaking everything!55:32Nice work, big guy.55:34We don't know where Ultron's headed, but you're going very high very fast, so...55:37No, Banner!55:41Banner?55:45You alright? The sun's going down.55:47That's it, breathe.55:48I'm a creepy old man. Go love.55:50Banner.55:51Welcome Strongest Avenger.55:53Oh, what? Quite a lot's happened. You and I had a fight recently.55:56Did I win?55:57No, I won.55:58No, no, no. Don't freak out. You're okay. Put these on.56:01The sun's going down. The sun's getting really low. The sun's going down.56:05The sun's going down. The sun's going down.56:08Not your home, though. Asgard. My home.56:10The Hulk is the fire.56:12You're not my friend.56:13No, I don't even like the Hulk. He's like Bruce.56:16Fine, you don't have to fight anyone, but we're in danger here, so we have to move.56:20No, no, you're not Tony. You're Bruce. Bruce Ballot.56:22Then why did you dress me up like Tony?56:24Because you were naked.56:25Stop it.56:26Why are you being so weird?56:31This is my disguise.56:33I can see your face.56:34Not when I do this, you can't.56:38Look.56:38I was thinking that you drank too much and it probably was going to kill you.56:42I don't plan to stop drinking.56:43Oh.56:44So I'm saying that I want to be on the team.56:47Yeah, this is called the Revengers.56:52Ow.56:54Is the fame sword of the Valkyrie?56:57We were going through the big one.56:59The Devil's anus?57:01For the record, I didn't know it was called that when I picked it.57:03What do you say?57:04Uncharted, metagalactic, travel through a volatile cosmic gateway.57:07Talk about an adventure.57:09You're telling us that you can get us access into the garage57:12without setting off any alarms?57:14Yes, brother.57:15And he transformed back into himself and he was like,57:17Yeah, it's me! And he stabbed me.57:19We were eight at the time.57:21Why not set the beast loose?57:23Shut up.57:24Open communication I have no idea Hello Odin brought us together Thought you didn want to talk about it Come on this place is perfect for you It savage chaotic lawless57:39Loki, I thought the world of you. I thought we were gonna fight side by side forever. Hey, let's do get help.57:44What? Get help? No.57:46Get help! Please! My brother is there! Help him!57:51Classic.57:55I agree.57:59Oh, that looks painful.58:00You're becoming predictable, but you seem to just want to stay the same.58:05Good luck, I guess.58:07It's just another spaceship.58:15Open the doors.58:19Yeah.58:20Don't touch anything.58:22Here, take the wheel.58:23No, I don't know how to fly one of these.58:24I'm gonna fly one of these!58:25I hear a scientist.58:26You've got one of your PhDs.58:27I have a man on the ground.58:44I found this in the armory.58:49Good luck.58:54Sister, I love what you've done with the place.58:58Redecorating, I see.59:00I understand why you're angry, and why my sister technically have a claim to the throne.59:06The wise king never seeks out war.59:18Here's the difference between us. I'm Odin's first born.59:21Nothing.59:24Man could see it.59:36You're a badly interpret, but you never stood a chance.59:43It's too strong. Without my hammer I can't. I'm not as strong as you.59:54I'm out of here.60:00You're a legend.60:05You're missing an eye.60:07I just hit him with the biggest lightning blast in the history of lightning and did nothing.60:10Asgard's not a place, it's a people.60:13This was never about stopping Ragnarok, this was about causing Ragnarok.60:30You want Asgard? It's yours.60:36No, I know.60:39But he can't.60:42It's all the matters.60:45We're fulfilling the prophecy.60:47I hate this prophecy.60:49So do I, but we have no choice.60:52No.60:53Don't stop you moron!60:55Big monster!60:57The damage is not too bad.61:00As long as the foundations are still strong, we can rebuild this place.61:07What have I done?61:19You know, maybe you're not so bad after all, brother.61:22If you're here, I might even give you a hug.61:30The End61:32The End61:36Meek, where are you from?61:38Oh, Meek's dead61:40Earth it is61:42It's frightening61:44Turns the legs to jelly61:50You talk too much62:01We don't have the tesseract. It was destroyed on Asgard.62:06You really are the worst, brother.62:08I assure you, brother, the sun will shine on us again.62:12We have the Hulk.62:30You going to die for that62:35No!62:41No!62:49Okay.62:51Wipe it! Wipe it! Get it off!62:58Wake.63:10Who the hell are you guys?63:12To bring balance to the universe by wiping out half of all life.63:16He used to kill people planet by planet.63:18You seem to know a great deal about Thanos.63:23Your father killed my brother.63:25Oh, boy.63:27Stepfather.63:28Technically, she hates him as much as you do.63:31Families can be tough.63:33I feel your pain.63:34I feel your pain as well.63:36I've been through a lot.63:37My father killed my mother.63:39I need a hammer, not a spoon.63:42How do I open this thing?63:44There's some sort of...63:45You mocking me?63:49Are you mocking me?63:51Stop it, you just didn't do it again.63:53Excuse me, that's our food.63:55Not anymore.63:56Thanos already has the Power Stone because he stole it last week.64:00The Time and Mind Stones are safe on Earth, they're with the Avengers.64:03The Avengers?64:04The Earth's mightiest hero.64:05Where we have to go is Nidavellir.64:08That's a made-up word.64:09What word's made-up?64:10Nidavellir is real?64:11Powerful, horrific weapons never torment the universe.64:14I would very much like to go there, please.64:17Wait, what kind of weapon are we talking about here?64:19With Thanos killing kind, you simply lack the strength to wield them.64:22Your bodies would crumple as your minds collapsed into madness.64:25Is it weird that I want to do it even more now?64:27A little bit.64:28I bid you farewell and good luck, morons.64:30Bye.64:31Three pour what's in the cup out into space and go in the cup again.64:35You'll know when we're close.64:37Nibidalea's forge harnesses the blazing power of the neutron star.64:41So dead brother, huh?64:43Yeah, it could be annoying.64:45Well, he's been dead before.64:49You know, this time, I think it really might be true.64:51You sure you're up to this particular murder mission?64:54No rage and vengeance anger loss regret They all tremendous motivators Well he never fought me Yeah he has He never fought me twice Well if I wrong then what more could I lose65:10He gave you his eye?65:11No, he gave me a hundred credits.65:12I snuck into his room later that night and stole his eye.65:15Thank you, sweet rabbit.65:20Here.65:25I don't think this thing works. Everything seems dark.65:27Gunpile in the middle of space.65:29This forge hasn't gone dark in centuries.65:31Go back to the pod.65:35Itri, wait!65:37Stop!65:39Itri, the glove, what did you do?65:46Itri, this isn't about your hands.65:49Every weapon you've ever designed, every axe, hammer, sword, it's all inside your head.65:55But together, you and I, we can kill Thanos.66:02A king's weapon, meant to be the greatest in Asgard.66:06But it have a name?66:09Stormbreaker.66:10Eh, it's a bit much.66:13So how do we make it?66:15Grab it.66:16Fire up the pod.66:19These rings are gigantic.66:21You wanna get them moving, you're gonna need something a lot bigger to yank them loose.66:24Leave that to me.66:25Leave it to you!66:29Fire the engine!66:36More power, rabbit!66:47That's little rare!66:51How long will it take to heat it?66:53A few minutes, maybe more, why?66:57I'm gonna hold it open.66:58That's suicide.66:59So is facing Thanos without that axe.67:02All fathers give me strength.67:05Only if I die.67:07Yes.67:09That's what killing you means.67:23I sorry I not gonna die67:55You okay?68:05Notice you've copied my beard.68:07Oh, by the way, this is a friend of mine.68:08Tree.68:09I am rude!68:25I told you, you'd die for that.68:37What did you do?68:40What did you do?68:51What's wrong with him?68:53He's pissed.68:55Hey, hey, hey.69:05I like this one.69:15Perhaps I treated you too harshly.69:21I do.69:24I went for that.69:35Oh my gosh!69:39Oh my god, it's so good to see you!69:42Noob master.69:44Oh, that's right, Yashko. Cry to your father, you little weasel.69:47Hey, let me know if he bothers you again, okay?69:49Thank you very much, Ogre.69:51What, I like the cable?69:53Because it's been driving me bananas for weeks.69:55Like Thanos.70:00Did you say that?70:02Why would I be scared of that guy?70:05I'm the one who killed that guy, remember?70:10I get it.70:11Was it, uh, Natasha?70:13It was you.70:21The ones that were left, anyway.70:23Stop, okay?70:25Whatever it is that you're offering,70:27we're not into it. Don't care. Couldn't care less.70:29Goodbye.70:31There's beer on the ship.70:37And what kind?70:43You inside there, Lebowski?70:49Is he asleep?70:51No, no. I'm pretty sure he's dead.70:53The ether, firstly, is not a stone.70:57The stone. Someone's called it a stone before.71:00Someone's going to need to amend that.71:02Many years ago, I had to hide the stone from the dark elves.71:06Ooh.71:08Asher James has an old flame of mine.71:11I got to introduce her to my mother.71:17She was dead.71:19Why don't you come see me?71:19I'm not done yet. The only thing that is permanent in life is impermanence.71:23Eggs? Breakfast?71:24No. I'd like a Bloody Mary.71:27All right.71:34Here's the deal, tubby.71:37I'll be right back, okay?71:39There's the wine cellar. It's just down here.71:41My father used to have this huge barrel of a covenade ale.71:44I see if the celery has a couple of together Hey hey Who the fancy broad It my mother71:54She dies today.71:55Come here.71:56Right here.71:57You think you're the only one who lost people?72:00What do you think we're doing here?72:01And there are plenty of people who are only kinda gone.72:04And you can help them.72:07Okay.72:08Are you crying?72:10No.72:11Yes. I feel like I'm losing it.72:16Alright?72:17Yes, I can.72:19Goodness.72:20I can't do this.72:21Alright, heartbreaker. She's alone.72:23What are you doing?72:24Oh, God. What are you wearing?72:28I always wear this. This is one of my favorites.72:31The future hasn't been kind to you, has it?72:34I didn't say I was from the future.72:37I am totally from the future.72:40You want to see me?72:41I really need to talk to you.72:43His head was over there.72:46His body over there and...72:49What was the point? I was too late.72:51I don't guess.72:53You idiot now.72:54A failure.72:56Absolutely.72:57It's a little bit harsh.72:59But a mystery, Mum.73:06This is about your future.73:08my business.73:13Hey.73:14You must be mom.73:16To-73:17No wait!73:27I'm still worthy.73:30Goodbye mom.73:31Yeah, no, you're acting like she's dead.73:32Why are we acting like she dead We have the stones right As long as we have the stones Cap we can bring her back isn that right so stop this shit with the avengers go together i do it excuse me it okay73:45just wait i'm the strongest avenger okay so this responsibility falls upon me it's my duty73:53let me do something good something right what do you think is coursing through my veins right now73:59Cheese whiz.74:02And lightning.74:03Yeah.74:06Take it off!74:07Take it off!74:07No wait, Bruce are you okay?74:10I'm okay.74:12Did it work?74:13Oh, we're not sure.74:14Let's go.74:14Just as long as we're all in agreement.74:24Let's kill him properly this time.74:27That's impossible.74:29Okay, Thor, hit me!74:59I knew it.75:07Assemble.75:29No no no give me that You have the little one75:32Fuck this.75:50So.75:50So, when can we expect you back?75:54Um, about that.76:00It's time for me to be who I am rather than who I'm supposed to be.76:10I'm not sure.76:12For the first time in a thousand years, I have no path.76:16I do have a ride, though.76:18Asgardians of the Galaxy back together again.76:21I know. I know. Of course you are. Of course.76:26Quail. That's your own insecurities in the system.76:30Quill? That's what I said.76:32Not necessary.76:33There shall be no knifing one another.76:35Everybody knows who's in charge.76:37Yes.76:38You. Of course. Of course. Of course.