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0:00Harvest time is right around the corner, and that's why I decided to give you a call.0:05I figure if anyone can help me out of this, it's a psychic like you!0:09You made the right call, sir.0:11Oh yeah? Then show me the deed!0:13You even have the faintest idea how much work it takes to raise props, you squatter!0:17You damn vegetable thief! Now, Mob!0:20Well, that's because I gave it an order, so I was able to control it.0:24That was the right answer, Mob. Nice job figuring it out.0:28So why don't you try sending some energy into it to see if you can make it grow faster?0:32Holy crap! That's amaze-0:34And the taste?0:43It's so slow lately and I'm bored.0:47Well that just means there aren't any spirits out there bothering people, right?0:50But at this rate we'll starve!0:52So we're gonna have to-0:53Sounds even harder than catching a Tsuchinoko.0:55Nah, not really. The Drager's just a story someone made up. It's not like that girl actually exists.1:01Which means, tons of people there will be looking to buy an exorcism.1:06That desk's kinda short.1:08It was cheap.1:10Sun Spiritual Union?1:11No, I'm a free agent. Name's Reagan or Ataka.1:15If you're another con-nar... I mean, uh, businessman, do you think you could hook me up with a few jobs?1:20The work's been really slow lately.1:22Not a chance. What right do you have to order me around?1:25Oh, that's rich coming from somebody like you.1:29Excuse me.1:31Sorry to bother you, but are you really a psychic?1:33Yes, ma'am.1:34Help me.1:35With pleasure!1:36Sure!1:37Yes, I can see it.1:39Hey, you shouldn't lie to the client.1:40What did you just say to me?1:42Get a load of this guy.1:43There is nothing worse than having to work alongside frauds and liars.1:47Am I right, mob?1:48I see the spirit of a middle-aged man.1:51Oh, that side, of course.1:53Hey, what is it you're writing down?1:54I've never even thought about making a website. I gotta up my online game.1:58Like-1:59I'm sorry, but I can't just go around and-2:02Leave it all to me, Reigen or Ataka!2:04I swear, I'll-2:06So I figure the final bill for this would run well over 500-2:10Well, I really appreciate you helping me on this one.2:12Come on, let's get moving on this. Time's a-wastin.2:15Mr. Bashin Martial-2:18Bunch of Maru Xigra! And I'm not helping you, jerk!2:21You sat with her and heard her out. No running away.2:24Oh no I refuse I cut you in on the pay of course I say we split up and start questioning people Great Thanks a bunch He wasn busy anyway Hey Mob Is Dimple around2:36No!2:37I stay in extra invisible mode just to avoid you.2:40Aw, come on. Don't be like that.2:41We're co-workers now, aren't we around like I'm so-2:43Keep a close eye on the Fats that we're working with. Use your stealth mode.2:46But on this job, if anything bad should happen to him.2:49Addict?2:50You sensing anything, Mob?2:52Because if we went around questioning little kids...2:54...that information.2:55Nope. This is the real deal, alright.2:58LISTEN UP, YOU DIRTBAGS!3:00Draw another face on this dog and I will beat the living hell outta you!3:03Go right ahead, I don't care.3:05What the world needs is more grown-ups who can put little brats like you in your place.3:09That kind of crap might work on your teachers, but it won't work on me, Taro Suzuki.3:14Let's get some before and after pictures to show the client when we were able to find out.3:18You sure you don't just like dogs?3:21Did you know the human face dog was a prank from the beginning?3:24Of course I did.3:25There's not really a dog with an actual human face kept real.3:28Oh.3:31Ooh! So that's the driver, huh?3:33Amazing!3:35Gotta take a quick photo as proof.3:37She's gone!3:38Is the moisturizer real or fake?3:40What do you mean?3:41Was terrified of things that went bump in the night?3:43Weren't you?3:44Yeah, I guess we all were.3:47Suppose this is goodbye.3:48See ya!3:50You take care now.3:51It's sad that she grabs her victims from behind and struggles at the-3:54Take a look, Mob.3:55This update will get us four jobs for sure.3:58Taken in the first place.4:00Guy.4:01Yeah, that's not happening.4:03Okay, okay, I'll do this once, you got it?4:05And I won't be held responsible for what happened.4:08Dude.4:15Keep this talisman with you at all.4:17It's fine, I just made the whole thing up.4:21It won't really bother anybody.4:23Mob?4:25Something a-4:26Spirits and such consultation office.4:29Yeah, what's up?4:30Go take a look outside at this window.4:32Hey, Mob, are you feeling anything?4:34Yes, it's a small person.4:36Hey, don't shut the window on me, you jerk!4:38But everything she's described, why would a ghost be interested in a living woman?4:42You got any insight on this?4:44No, not really.4:45It's pretty uncommon for Spears to have any sexual desire.4:48We couldn't reproduce if we wanted to.4:50Is sexual desire always a part of love, though?4:53I really don want to talk about this with you Yeah well that makes two of us you freak Who are these people I enjoy Huh Enough you dirty little pee Tom5:06Violence is wrong!5:07Don't hurt me!5:08I'll call the police, you bastard!5:10What is this guy's problem?5:12Poor Mob's got a lot on his mind today.5:15I'll talk to him later.5:17Okay, guys, let's head on home.5:19Maybe it's there.5:20But we don't want anything bad to happen.5:22They just want to have some fun, huh?5:24Nothing wrong with that. I'd love to say no, but they're clients, so...5:28Right. Say cheat.5:30Oh, make sure the flash is on.5:32Alright, let's go. My apprentice has school in the morning.5:36Sure, thanks for your help.5:37Thanks for everything.5:38So, about my payment, will it be cash or credit card?5:47Well, the clients are scared and they're paying for our services. Get rid of them.5:52Please, don't.5:55Came to you because we desperately needed your help. Did you forget?6:00The client's needs do take priority in these situations.6:03Oh, what's the holdup here?6:04Give me a minute, all right?6:06Say something, Mob.6:07He doesn't want to do this so badly that he's shaking.6:10I'm not ordering you to do anything, all right?6:13Everything is fine. I trust your feelings on this.6:16Me too. Take it easy. You can finally relax. You've got...6:20Why is this taking so long?6:23You're the boss!6:24Just make him-6:25It's over.6:29Damn it.6:31What else was I supposed to do?6:33If I didn't take their money, then they'd be suspicious.6:36Anyway, you confirmed they weren't evil spirits.6:38Something on your back.6:40What?6:41Oh yeah, somebody di-6:43What happens if I ignore it?6:44If you let it go unchecked, who knows?6:46You might slip on a banana peel or something.6:48That could prove fatal if I was on the stairs.6:51Get rid of it.6:52No, sorry, I don't think I like your attitude.6:55Really scary things the rest of the world may never come face to face with.7:00Meaning he's got tons of money.7:03Yo.7:06I'll bet they're fellow psychics.7:08So, what brings you to this part of town?7:11About defeating the dragger.7:13Nice to meet you.7:15She's the same age as Mob, huh?7:17Burp.7:18All right, let's do this thing.7:21I can cast out this spirit and then be home in time for dinner.7:24Sound good Mob There a bonus in it for ya Okay then I going to play paper Huh You not supposed to give that away No I go scissors this time dude really as usual Reagan one7:37Master how did you do that? My boy? There's no one who can beat me at rock-paper-scissors7:44Bye then see you losers7:46Why did I say I knew them? They're gonna hate me7:50Please save my daughter. I beg you on it7:55Hello there.7:56Just treat them like any other client.7:58How exactly?8:00He's telling people I'm cursed.8:02Father said that a demon's taken over my body.8:05Am I going to be tied to this bed forever?8:09Help me, Mr. Psych.8:11I'll ask your dad and see what I can do.8:14Why are you bozos talking to the client like that?8:17There's a nasty one in there.8:19Or she'll just make a fool out of you.8:21Like how she switched between Papa and Father?8:24Nobody, or how I never even introduced myself, but she's-8:28Master.8:32Don't worry, I'm fine.8:34Anyway, spread salt around, or use a chant, or anything.8:38Anti-position jumping, knee strike!8:41Sorry!8:42Hey, evil spirit!8:44My intuition tells me that you're actually cagey.8:46You're not seriously gonna trust him, are you?8:49I'm sure it'll be fine.8:50Here he comes!8:52Take that!8:53It's all thanks to you!8:55Uh-huh!9:04Perfect. I'll take it.9:07I rented this place without having anything lined up.9:14Hello. Spirits in such consultations.9:17What? Frozen tofu spirits?9:19Of course I've heard of them. Leave everything to me.9:23It seems like I'm getting one job after another lately.9:26Please, get rid of him!9:28Have no fear.9:30I have my disciple heading over immediately.9:36What's wrong?9:37Despite what you think, even I have school and a private life.9:41So please stop summoning me out of the blue.9:43What do you mean, private life?9:45All you have is that exercise club, right?9:48Man, you are so gullible.9:50Would you grow up already?9:51Seriously, Mob.9:53What do they really understand who you are?9:56Come on you and I are saving lives here. You're making a huge10:00difference in this world just by helping me out! Not to mention I'm your master!10:04I'm one of the biggest reasons you're able to control your powers! Without me10:08you'd be a lost cause! Now listen up. Choose your social circle wisely, Mob! If10:14anyone is going to get in the way of your exorcism job, GET RID OF A-10:18Wimpy is you. That's not true.10:21Uh, alright, I might have said too much there. Yeah, sure. Crap, I messed up!10:28Let's forget all this, Mob. You must be tired. Hey, wanna get some ramen on the way back?10:33I promised this client we'd help in advance, and this is when he finally no-shows on me.10:39I guess I really did open my big mouth and say too much yesterday.10:43Still, as far as I know, he really doesn't have anyone he can talk to about his problems other than me.10:49I think I sweat off whatever was haunting me. I guess coral steam yoga really was the best approach.10:55Glad to be of service.10:56Why would it matter if Mob's here or not?10:59I just need to stay focused and continue taking on the types of jobs I can do on my own.11:05What the rea-11:06I should use it to study and learn more about the world.11:09Hey, I'm becoming pretty optimistic about this.11:12Feels awkward about talking to me.11:19No way!11:20It looks like he's genuinely having fun!11:23Mob actually has friends!11:24Why in the hell are you hiding, dumbass?11:26A dimple!11:28What? I'm not hiding at all.11:31There's no need to worry about Ma. He's having fun.11:34Well, that's great news, but he never even crossed my mind.11:37And you're okay with this, dimple?11:40What do you mean?11:41The more he avoids me, the less he'll have the opportunity to use his powers.11:45Do you really want to be an ordinary middle schooler's pet forever?11:49Never being more than what you are right now?11:52That would be kind of peaceful.11:54Now that he's decided to lead such an ordinary life,11:57he's of no use to anyone!11:58Oh, the humanity!12:00Hope you have fun following around a regular old snot-nosed middle schooler!12:04I, on the other hand, will be taking my career on up to the next level!12:15Hey, looks like I have a new message here.12:17Sorry for not reading it sooner, I've just been so busy, you know?12:21Oh, yeah. Zero, huh?12:28And sour Go heavy on the sour It basically a gold mine for someone like me an exhibit where12:36a copy of a famous painting was on display that's a dating scheme thanks cheers this is the perfect12:43spit.12:45Tap me out, please.12:53After ending up alone and getting over it,12:55Reigen made huge changes12:57in his life.13:03You're in luck! I, Reigen13:05Arataka, shall accept this job!13:07He started using his time to help13:09beautify the city. He live-streamed13:11He streamed exorcisms online.13:13He held free seminars and even offered people life coaching well-known magazine.13:17Joining us, it's a pleasure to have you!13:19Thanks, the pleasure's all mine.13:22Holy crap, I'm really on TV!13:25And everything's actually...13:27Are you for real?13:29Well, if I'm able to pull this off like a rock star on national TV, I'll get even more fans.13:33Alright, I'm a little nervous, but I'm gonna show them what I've got.13:37Thanks for the rest of your pathetic life!13:41All right, it's showtime.13:46Our other guest is making his first appearance on television!13:49Mr. Reigen Arataka!13:52Hey! Hello out there, everyone!13:55Reigen Arataka. My business is in Seasoning City.13:58Specifically, it's the ghost of a root-hells fox, usually found in North Africa.14:02He's dead.14:03No one wants to see an old man doing this.14:06Scripted? I get it!14:09Hold up!14:11I'm happy to do it.14:13Mark my words, this fuck spirit's as good as gone.14:16It's still a television show.14:18Everything that happens is a setup written by some scriptwriter.14:22For the boy to calm down, and the studio audience to applaud.14:25The host will praise me, and then the show will be over.14:28S.O.T. Splash!14:39R.E.C.R.O.N.S. SPECIAL!14:42Air banishing soul!14:44PUNCH!14:46I used all my special moves, now I'm trying to keep things going by making stuff up.14:50You done some great work over the last thirty minutes You scheming old geezer Hmm Come now you shouldn say that all psych I assure you we didn ask him to do that15:06Going up there for 30 minutes...15:09What was it? Huh?15:11What kind of evil spirit?15:12Getting a lot more actual paying jobs lately...15:15Hey! That crap isn't true at all!15:17How dare these tabloid jackasses!15:19I'd like all of you guys to talk about how I solve-15:21Huh?15:22Hey, what's the problem? Why so quiet?15:25Oh, what the heck? Are they actually staking out my place?15:29What was that so-called exorcism you performed on TV?15:32Don't you think you owe it to the public to explain yourself?15:35At least give us some answers.15:36Is this your day off or what?15:38The people aren't going to be satisfied with this.15:41Listen, everyone's watching you.15:43You can't run from this forever.15:44How about holding a press conference?15:45What? A press conference?15:52Damn, that's bright.15:56Now my head's completely blank.15:59Okay, calm down.16:01Start off by trying to make a bedroom.16:04Why are you here?16:06That's because you guys stopped me everywhere I went.16:08You basically forced me into having this thing.16:11Hang on a second.16:12By fraudulent acts, do you mean my business?16:14I self-proclaimed victims.16:16I mean, none of that has been proven.16:18Go ahead.16:19Do you actually have spiritual powers?16:22I have no comment on that.16:24On those cases?16:25They've all...16:26Man, I'm bored.16:29As it stands, I'm just a glorified masseuse.16:32Time to throw in the towel.16:36What should I try next?16:38Being a PI sounds pretty fun,16:39but I've heard they mostly do investigations on cheating spouses.16:45Excuse me.16:46I saw your sign and thought I'd stop by.16:48Sure, come on in.16:49So how may I...16:50Oh, alright young man, so what do you want?16:54Well, um, I'm an esper16:56Huh?16:58There are times when I can't control my powers too well, and it gets kinda scary17:02You little brat, I'm not in the mood for pranks17:05Let me guess, did somebody tell you to come here and say that to me?17:08I tried, I could see spirits too17:10Either way, it seems like this is something that's really bothering him17:13Well, come on in17:16What's with him?17:17Uh, listen, just because you have these psychic powers and abilities, it doesn't mean you're any less of a human than anyone else.17:24You a characteristic as a part of yourself and continue to live positively After all the truth behind one charm is kindness So just be a good person You got it I show you exactly how to use your powers17:37For myself, too.17:38I haven't changed at all since that day.17:41I just kept using him over and over.17:46You've grown up so much, you know?17:50Goodness.17:52I wonder what's going on around here.17:53Stop this, I beg you!17:56What the hell is this?17:57You done asking me if I'm a fraud?18:01In that case, I think it's time to end this press conference.18:05Hey, hold on!18:06What's gonna happen to us?18:08Dunno.18:08You should probably concentrate on finding your next big story.18:13Beginning.18:15Esther is genuinely...18:23The boys got a big marathon coming up.18:28A big marathon, huh?18:31I always fake being sick to get out of running them.18:33Seriously?18:35That's a big step.18:38Hmm.18:41Looks like it's good.18:42We're going to get your legs accustomed to the actual course you'll be running.18:48I appreciate it.18:50Could you sort those files?18:51And also take a look at any exorcism request email.18:53Fuck, uh, please, have a seat. I'll be right with you.18:57All right. Now, would you mind getting some tea ready?18:59And, uh, hey, where'd he go?19:03He's hiding for some reason.19:04What a coincidence! I know someone at Salt Middle School.19:08Hmm, I see now.19:10There's no need for you to rush into things by asking him out, Miki.19:13Not in my opinion, at least.19:15Sure, no problem.19:16Is this about a relationship as well?19:18It'd be fine to ask them out as soon as you like.19:21Hey!19:21From what you've been telling me just now, the other person is obviously interested in you as well.19:27Thank you very much.19:29Feel free to stop by anytime.19:31Go, move those legs.19:33Hey, Reagan. Nice outfit there, buddy.19:35Shut it.19:36I thought I'd show up, step in, and help him keep his pace towards the end of the run.19:41The group of guys up front are way too fast.19:43I'm not sure you'd catch up even if you sprint in place.19:46And I am really proud of him for doing that.19:48I mean, the thought did cross my mind, but...19:51Don't be ridiculous. Look at that face!19:53Mob, you alright?19:55Sit down. Talk to me.19:57I think your family is safe.20:00Safe too. Those Esper guys were still on their way to your house, right?20:04Someone must have found out they were in danger and rushed over to save them.20:12The moment he relaxed, he fell fast asleep.20:15Now it's your turn to tell me what's going on. I'm just impressed you survived.20:20Smart choice. And naturally, that led them to my door.20:23Shut up. It's better that way.20:26Wait, didn't Klockam after you too?20:27Yeah, my office was destroyed.20:31Fortunately for me, I just happened to be away the moment it was incinerated.20:34With the flood of new clients my TV appearance brought me, I thought I'd invest in some renovations.20:39That's my office by the side of the building.20:42There's no way we're just gonna let this slide.20:45I had one just like this when I lost to Kageyama.20:48It's the plan.20:51Great, and here's my answer.20:54Meeting's over.20:55I thought we might have a chance with Mob ourselves.20:59Do whatever you want.21:00Look at his face. I've never seen him so serious.21:05Well, crap.21:07You guys are determined to fight, aren't you?21:10I've changed my mind.21:11You want me to command you? You've got it.21:13Let's do this to victory!21:15And I'll find that to be the best place for you to be.21:18What the hell could I do out there?21:20Besides, when Mob wakes up,21:21It'll probably help if he has someone familiar here to explain the situation to him21:26It's gotta be claw, but how'd they find this place? I don't have any weapons on me, okay?21:31Only my phone and a handkerchief. He's got something in his jacket pocket. Oh that it's just some cologne21:37I work in the fragrance industry smells great huh Apparently it filled with a curse that causes extreme drowsiness Good thing too It really saved our butts21:49He's a big boy.21:52Thankfully, he's also an idiot.21:54I can't believe this ridiculous lucky streak you're on lately.21:56First, we'll grab a taxi and get out of here.21:59Yeah, sure, whatever.22:00Go back to sleep.22:01Yeah!22:02Right!22:03I was on the boys volleyball team for about five days you head on!22:06Self-defense ROAR!22:08Who is he?22:10There's an esper who can make every trace of his presence disappear.22:14Dimple, stay with him.22:17Yeah, yeah.22:18By expressing those feelings, Mob's honest nature helps others...22:22It's Dimple!22:24What's wrong? Are you okay? Where's Mob?22:27That boss guy seemed hell-bent on killing Shigeo!22:31This thing's loaded, by the way.22:34Sakurai's Jougan. Mob, stay still. I know what's good for you.22:41You still alive, Mob? I failed as a master. Off the top of my head, I can think of four22:49ways to beat you. Oh no, I didn't mean me. However, I do have a request. Will you let22:57me join your side? Student who's unconscious there to do so too, and all the guys on the23:02ground that should be it's something that espers should really be extremely23:07cautious about and that is it makes sense you to our master and student what23:16a pair wait timeout made it just in time president for once in my life I trying to be not just lost it is his good call i wonder if they mind if i borrowed one for myself too i really shouldn without asking i think i just23:34peed a little that sounds great you guys take care okay anyway this guy's sure our goal is to try23:42and make a better tomorrow for everyone are you with us time to redo your doom what was your last23:49job what the hell dude ah well we can make it work oh if you have any questions you can ask my23:56senior staff member you could at least try to sound like you mean it ah serizawa wait how long24:05started packing up some just-in-case stuff and then a couple hours later hearing i understand24:10i'd have trouble sleeping on the nights before field trips too sometimes all right everybody24:15Listen up while we are heading out to the hot springs. We're going for business not for pleasure and as for you24:21Don't be so freaking excited our trip itinerary. It seems like you're the excited one24:27Your business is failing24:29Huh24:31How many people can I bring with me?24:33Oh, this mountain veggie bento is fantastic24:35Well, she said she'd pay for all our travel expenses. So why not stock up? You know wow you really are one trashy bastard24:42Come on, Serizawa, loosen up already.24:46You're acting like a stick in the mud.24:47Right, sorry, but didn't you-24:49Yeah, I know what I said.24:50But this trip is also kind of a welcoming party, so don't worry about doing anything24:55while rob your old crap.24:56Sure does.24:57Man, those days were the best.24:58That really takes me back.25:00Playing some cards having pillow fights tests of courage How about I set up our very own test of courage Come on give me a break We not in grade school anymore25:18Ow, nope, not dreaming.25:21Aha, I see.25:22I'm on to you, mob.25:24Okay, mob, quit hiding and come out.25:27Did you really think something like-25:28Seriously, that's enough?25:29Sometimes you're such a child, you know that?25:35Oh, right, I got it.25:37Well, don't worry, newbie.25:38You don't have to say a thing.25:50Hey, uh, Reagan, sir?25:51That's me!25:53What's up, Serizawa?25:54If you truly do see and understand, then leave this to me.25:57Why don't you take a look around?25:58Huh?25:59What was delicious?26:01I'm asking if you figured out anything when you took a look around.26:03...have worshipped Ibogami for generations.26:07Without realizing it, they developed psychic powers,26:09and that power was sealing up the entrance to the parallel world.26:13So that psychic roadblock was weakened because she caught a cold?26:17Well, that's wackadoodle.26:18These different types of psychic powers are always gonna be a...26:21How about we cap this off with a pillow fight?26:24I slept forever today, so I'm wired and ready to hang.26:26Sorry, but I'm totally worn out.26:29It's late, so why don't we hit the hay?26:31What's with you middle schoolers sounding like a bunch of old fogies?26:34Come on, I'm ready, pillow fight time!26:36What? Party poopers, what's your problem?26:39You know what, forget it, I was kidding anyway!26:41It didn't look like you were kidding when you rolled up your sleeve.26:44Shut up and go to bed, okay?26:45Okay, goodnight.