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0:00I'm not going to die.0:30Hey, shitheads.0:38Hello?1:00Is that you, Randy?1:08In what movie is this from? I spit on your garage.1:13Lose the outfit. If Sydney sees it, she'll flip.1:17Oh, you want to play psycho killer?1:20Can I be the helpless victim?1:22Okay, let's see.1:24No, please don't kill me, Mr. Ghostface.1:26I want to be in the sequel.1:30Cut, Casper. That's a wrap.1:35Randy what the hell are you doing What Ah1:58Fucker!2:05No!2:35No!2:54Here comes.2:56Whoa!2:58What is wrong?3:00Why do they do that? It's too rad!3:02Wait, here comes another.3:04You all right? You all right?3:06Yes! Yes!3:08That's predictable. I knew he was gonna bite it.3:10How can you watch this shit over and over?3:12Shh! Let me see.3:14I have an aneurysm Why don you There are certain rules that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie For instance Don you know the rules What rules You don3:27Jesus Christ, you don't know the rules?3:29You have an aneurysm, why don't you?3:31There are certain rules that one must abide by3:34in order to successfully survive a horror movie.3:37For instance, number one, you can never have sex.3:40What?3:41No, no!3:42Big no-no!3:44I'm a dead man.3:46Sex equals death, okay?3:48Number two, you can never drink or do drugs.3:54No, the sin factor.3:56Sin, it's an extension of number one.3:58And number three, never, ever, ever under any circumstances say,4:03I'll be right back, because you won't be back.4:05I'm getting another beer. You want one?4:07Yeah, sure.4:08I'll be right back.4:10You see, you push the laws and you end up dead.4:15Okay, I'll see you in the kitchen with a knife.4:17Only virgins cannot...4:18I thought maybe we'd walk.4:22It's such a nice night out.4:24I've got a flashlight.4:28You're not scared, are you?4:30No.4:32All right.4:33Great.4:36You ready, guys?4:40I found this.4:51Come on!4:52Hold your hands.4:54You wish to get back to the Wrex and remain silent I didn do anything You wish You what appears to be a prank several students were seen wearing scary masks5:27School officials have yet to comment, but this is known to be the same costume worn by the killer.5:3417-year-old Casey Becker and her boyfriend Stephen Orr have already lost their lives.5:39Who's next?5:40You can literally feel the fear on this case.5:44Hi, Gail.5:45Happy curfew.5:48Is Dewey your real name?5:51No, it's Dwight.5:52He's right around the corner.5:54Jamie.5:55Jamie.5:57Jim look behind look behind you turn around behind you6:07Behind you6:27Oh, shit.