Josuke Higashikata — JoJo's Bizarre Adventure [1080p] — 3lklr ( scp originally made by @manicsymp )

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0:00But it broke a few moments ago. It was the strangest thing.0:08Then... I don't have much of a choice.0:12Here. You can hold on to me.0:23Oh. Uh, yeah.0:25That was a close one. I hope mom doesn't think something's up. This'll be hard enough without her catching on early.0:33I told that old geezer to wait until I was off the phone.0:37Did you hear me? I asked you to slow down, old man!0:41Because if I know my mother, a simple visit won't be enough for her.0:45She'll become an emotional train wreck.0:48Here's the deal.0:50Hey, Mr. Josta...0:51I'm pleased to say, it's a girl!0:55Oh I get it! That's why you had to use your hand, right?0:58How else could you tell?0:59NGAAAAAAA-1:01Huh?1:04People would start to talk.1:06They'd see me as some stupid 16-year-old bad boy who knocked up some poor chick.1:10Okay, I see your point but I only have American Traveler's checks at the moment.1:15Hmm, I guess I have no choice.1:18Gah, I can't take much more of this.1:21If someone from class sees me here, it's not gonna end well.1:24Sorry to keep you waiting, Josuke.1:26Huh? We might actually pull this off.1:28Consider me impressed.1:30Nice one, Mr. Joestar.1:32GO OF A DAMMIT! HURRY BEFORE SHE TURNS THE REST OF YOU!1:41Are you for real Listen just stay out of this1:51Well that was an experience I'll never forget but hey all's well that ends well I suppose2:04Well we saw you staggering around so we thought it would be a good idea to tell you2:08But it seems like everything is a-okay. I guess we'll leave you to it2:16What the hell did you say?2:22Get out of here you punk bitch!2:26Does that mean we're going hunting for hotties with hot bodies cuz you should know I'm a little more the romantic type2:32I'm not sure I'll be able to pull it off.2:34Huh? I almost got it!2:36Will I have to launch that with my Stan's hand too?2:39Cause I don't think I'm ready for that just yet.2:42This puddle is full of leeches.2:44What?!2:48How can I only have 285 yen to my name?!2:51Last I checked I had 20,000 in savings!3:0112 YEN?!3:04I gotta work on my spending habits.3:07That 20,000 yen was for those dope designer shoes I wanted!3:11What the hell else could I have spent that amount of money on?3:14This is that crusty old man's-3:16I have to admit, the geezer paid me back in full.3:19After that, I got bit by a mysterious spending bug, and my money sense flew right out the window!3:24There's another one!3:25UGH DAMMIT WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU Hey do you see the way It doesn seem like he wants to hurt anyone If you ask me you doing society a big favor It no boatload of cash but you taking forgotten funds and putting them back into the Japanese economy3:40You're doing great work here.3:42Just leave everything to me!3:44Yeah, I get that. And I know exactly how you feel.3:48We stand users have to stick together.3:50Go with me here. There's only so much money you can make by picking up leftover change, right?3:54I know things have worked out for you so far, but I have a much more lucrative approach for harvest.4:00Now pay attention, because this is important.4:02With a place like Kamanyu, if you use this sticker, you can get a little bit of cash-4:07Oh boy! We must have thousands by now!4:10By the looks of it, it's over a hundred thousand!4:13This day belongs to the unbeatable trio!4:16Now let's go cash in!4:19Not exactly. Something unexpected came up last minute.4:23We got 61,500 yen back instead!4:27We have to handle this delicately.4:29I say we school them on how mature adults do business.4:32Sly dog, you're still England for the cash.4:35You fickle bastard, you.4:38Have I ever told you I love that brain of yours?4:42Now, what should I buy first?4:44I know, I'll get some sick Italian shoes.4:46Then I'll buy a new designer suit that compliments my sexy physique.4:49After that I saw Natonio's for his most expensive dish.4:53And of course I'll have to go someplace cool abroad.4:56I'm saving all my money!4:58Wow! Talk about playing it safe!5:02We must have picked it up when we went to S-City the other day.5:06Of course, it's all coming back to me.5:08We bought so much stuff that day I totally forgot.5:11Yeah what he said it was so long ago you know I want to apologize for Okuyasu He never should have hit you but this just proves it our partnership isn working out so i think we hold on to the promissory notes5:23that'll be the best move for everyone involved without us he'd be lucky to even get a few5:28thousand but instead he gets to walk away with 2.5 million yen 2.5 million yen5:37Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money!5:44It stays with me.5:46The ticket stays with me.5:52You're standing there all high and mighty when you breaking your promise is what started this.5:56I've had about all I can take.5:59Keep this up and you're not gonna like what comes next.6:02Way to use your...6:03Well, I've got your back, buddy.6:05Go for it, man.6:06Work your magic!6:08Then back to us!6:09This ticket is ours.6:11So, what do you say we change subjects and do a little math?6:14How do we split 5 million between 3 people?6:17And remember, everyone has to be happy when all is said and done.6:21And since Harvest is made up of about 500 mini-stands, we should split the pot 500 to 1 to 1.6:34Run that by me again?6:36What'd she do to you? Are you gonna have to teach her another lesson?6:39Whoa, take it easy. You've got it all wrong.6:42She didn't do anything.6:44Sweet! I can taste her lunch already!6:46Shigechi! You hear or what?6:50Shigechi, you mind grabbing me a drink on your way back?6:58Ugh, you sure are a greedy little stinker, aren't you?7:01Why don't you focus on bringing out my tea?
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