Josuke Higashikata — JoJo's Bizarre Adventure [1080p] — 3lklr ( scp originally made by @manicsymp )

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0:00You totally took the bait. Which means you have the ability to see my shining diamond.0:04Old fart! Do you know about all the crimes your son has committed?0:08It looks like you weren't so big and bad after all, fool!0:15I'm not certain why, but I felt quite unwell last evening.0:19I must have fallen unconscious shortly thereafter.0:22It's past eight. Given that fact, I estimate I've been unconscious for nearly 13 Earth hours.0:31HAHAHAHA!0:32That's a good one, man!0:34You really had us going there!0:36I gotta hand it to you, that's one of the best jokes I've heard in a long time!0:39If this whole alien thing doesn't work out, you can totally become a comedian!0:43You're hilarious!0:44Trust me, it's a win-win for everyone.0:47Win-win?0:48Right!0:51Is this better?0:55That tickles.0:57Hey, knock off the laughing!0:59And dice aren't supposed to talk!1:01Huh?1:02Oh, come on.1:03I'll try harder.1:04I'm a little nervous about this, but...1:08You look good.1:10Make that great!1:11We can pull this off!1:12I'm getting all fired up!1:14Hope you're ready to lose some cashola, Rohan Kishibe!1:17Can't breathe!1:18Perfect!1:19The dice he found are actually the alien!1:22I managed to sneak them into his house when he wasn't paying attention!1:25I'm such a bad boy.1:27It won't be a ton, but you're about to fund my summer vacay, Rohan!1:31An omen is worth five times the initial bet, yes?1:36Guess so You can never predict these kinds of things am I right Eeeeh1:59Hey! Looks like you two are having a rip-snortin' good time!2:03I've gotta pull off this trigger, but I'll do much more than that.2:07I'm gonna pummel his soul sucking ass. All right, calm down. Think about this logically2:12I've got no choice, but to investigate I need to dig up some info on that for Tatsumori tunnel2:17All right shining diamond do your thing2:21What do you know cell phones exactly what I need and it showed up just in the nick of time lucky me2:30There's no need to sweat over something so minor I was starting to worry2:34I had a major wreck on my hands that even Shining Diamond couldn't fix.2:39That full-bodied odor you're whiffing is courtesy of yours truly, you dick!2:44You can call me Josuke Higashikata, and my stand is known as Shining Diamond.2:50I'm limited to close-range attacks, but I can assure you my punching speed is a lot faster than 60 kmh.2:56Yes! Are you really gonna slap around a feeble bedridden hospital patient?3:00Huh?3:03Yup.3:04Since you've gotten a clean bill of health from Shining Diamond,3:07when I pound your ass into the ground, I can avoid looking like a coward, right?3:11Me.3:11Uh?3:13No way!3:14So you're really living up there all alone?3:16Heh.3:17Right.3:18Busting out of here is gonna be a snap and a half!3:20Make!3:22Oh Yeah as if You said you weren as good as a hunting dog But as far as I concerned you even better3:37Yuya Fungami.3:39Well, damn.3:40After that, I gotta say, you're a cooler dude than I took you for.3:44He's onto something.3:46I agree.3:47A grade school kid taking videos of his dad on the down-low sends up some serious red flags.3:51Well, count me in. Oh, and I should ask Okoyasu, right? And Jotaro, too. Can't forget about him.3:59You said you got a nosebleed, huh?4:02Josuke Higashikata, nice to meet you.4:04Actually, you're looking at Deadly Queen's Bomb Type 3 bites the dust.4:09To attack me now would be futile.4:11In fact, the only reason you can see me is because I've already entered your pupils.4:16It doesn't matter how...4:21Oh, this guy, he isn't who he says he is.4:26I don't know if it was pure chance or fate giving us a break, but I heard this guy say a certain name.4:31I'm pretty sure we didn't run into him by chance, Okuyasu.4:35I haven't figured out all of it, but given that he revealed his real name to Hayatokawajiri,4:40I get the feeling we showed up just in the nick of time.4:43I detest conflict.4:46Hey, look out!4:47Dora.4:53For the record, I would never run away.4:56How else would I heal Okuyasu?4:58It went around him!5:01He what? No!5:04Josuke Higashikata.5:06Which leaves me no choice I gonna use Shining Diamond to wipe Yoshikage Kira off the planet He plagued us long enough I putting an end to this evil5:17Hide against the wall till this is over. I don't want Kira laying eyes on you.5:22Shipwrax! How the hell does he know exactly where I am?5:25We're going the wrong direction. I have to go back.5:30We're going the wrong way. Turn back. I have to bash his brains in.5:35But its power won't work on me.5:38That said, all the blood I lost earlier is dried and hardened.5:42It's matter like any other.5:44It's just not a part of me anymore.5:46You've got it all wrong.5:47I'm not using the lighter to see the bullets.5:50It's for something else entirely.5:52Trust me here.5:53Every move.5:54Get back!5:55Change of plans.5:56To the left.5:57Move one meter.5:59Almost there.5:59You stepped into my range. Big mistake.6:09What? All that punching? And I didn't connect?6:15Hey, newsflash, Einstein. This ain't the time to drone on about your bro and see you in the light.6:21Shut your face! If you were alive all along, why didn't you open your eyes, dumbass?6:26So he's gonna hold her hostage as a human bomb.6:30Go ahead and blow her up if you're so bad.6:32I'll fix her faster than you can say deadly qu-6:35It feels weird to say this to the dearly departed,6:39but take care of yourself.6:40See you on the other side, k?6:43So, funny thing about that picture I gave you.6:47I decided to hang on to a piece.6:51Dumbass.6:52Well, come on, let's bounce.6:54Dumbass!
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