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0:00The Cavalrean. The legends are true.0:02We will treat you so much better than the...0:04You were just leaving.0:05No.0:06Everybody knows me.0:09I'm the Wolverine.0:10Yes, you are.0:13And I'm gonna need you to come with me right now.0:14The Wolverine would have really hurt me by now.0:16And I'm sort of on the tick-tick, so...0:18Opsie-daisy, here we go.0:19Whoa, whoa.0:21Forty.0:21You don't want this.0:22You're right.0:22Let's go, Peanut.0:26It's okay. Keep going.0:28On your left baby girl0:33This slogan is the same0:35He can do anything even musical0:37He's the stuff of legend0:39But not in a good way0:39Well0:40Some things are just beyond forgiveness0:43Bit of a low point0:45As for you0:46Where the fuck did he go0:58I'm gonna die.1:05Give me a hand up.1:06You're gonna die.1:07Not my fucking problem.1:11Come again.1:12Ow.1:13I don't fucking care.1:20Let's fucking go.1:28Eww!1:30Let's see you grow your fucking head back!1:32BLEMING!1:32Fix what?1:33Whatever it is that you did,1:35whatever made you so bad,1:37they can fix it.1:39Hey!1:41Who?1:42No one?1:43Poor Molly.1:44The white guys answer to all the disappointments in another A-list.1:48Oh, they're driving angry.1:49Now that's the superhero landing.1:51We don't know that guy.1:58We thought we did.2:00Holy shit.2:01Okay, good luck. I'm a huge fan.2:06You come from me!2:12Is it? Is it Charles?2:14That's not Chuck.2:15Ableism, great. That's not gonna go...2:17You know him? You know Chuck?2:18I was in anal birth.2:19Big Yellow is a backup ad.2:21You're that scary, huh?2:22You live in a garbage dump.2:24Unfortunately I had no What about your child Just nod asshole If there a chance they know how to get out of here we find them2:35Mix my shit like you fucking promised!2:40I smell food.2:41Here you go. Fuck that liver.2:45What the fuck are those?2:47Everybody knows.2:49Oh, go fuck yourself.2:51You know...2:52In my world, you're, um...2:56Yeah, well, not in mine.2:59They don't like me much in mine either.3:01You don't say fuck the Avengers.3:04Yeah.3:04You had a girlfriend?3:06Yeah, but oh boy, I just...3:09Fuck that right up.3:13But you, you were an X-Man.3:15Hero, what happened?3:18Shutting the fuck up is also free.3:20We're headed for the Borderlands.3:21You know where it is?3:22Quit. Now.3:23They are not your friends, I'll tell you that, but the Los Angeles Rams.3:26Shut the fuck up about this.3:27Whoa! If they could fix your world, what's the first thing you're gonna do when you get out of here?3:30Some rubbing alcohol shots? Maybe a wiper fluid chaser?3:33What did you say?3:34Fix your world?3:36What do you mean?3:37If I didn't, you don't have a fucking clue if they could help me fix things, do you?3:41You lied! No!3:43It's only nine people, and I...3:46And I...3:47Did you say you made an educated fucking wish?3:53Because...3:54One more word.3:59Please give me one.4:02You know what? You're a fucking joke.4:05No wonder the Avengers didn't take you.4:07Or the X-Men.4:08I don't take fucking anyone.4:10I mean, you are a ridiculous, immature, half-wet moron.4:15sadder, more attention-starb-jabbering little prick in my entire life,4:20and that says a lot, because I've been alive for more than 200 fucking years.4:25I'll tell you, that bald chick was right about one thing.4:28You will never, you, couldn't even save a relationship with a goddamn stripper.4:34Motherfucker, I wish I could say you'd die alone,4:37but it's one of God's best jokes that you can't die, except that's on all of us.4:41Say mouth4:44How are you?4:54We just getting started Bubba No clue but I like it here5:06Green up in here5:08It's a good thing I don't give a fuck5:12Boop-a-boo5:14She's the one I told you about5:17How did- how did you-5:19People like5:20Listen to him he's a fucking liar5:23Down with a little case of the dead5:24No, no, no.5:25She is praying for death.5:27They're all fucking dead.5:33Hey, hey, hey.5:33I'm not looking for company.5:35You're a good man, Logan.5:38You might not know, but apparently I'm the worst, Logan.5:43Yeah.5:43Don't you like it?5:44Mm-hmm.5:47Scott used to beg me to wear it.5:50Told him they'd look fucking ridiculous.5:53Hmm.5:54I couldn't have him thinking I wanted to be there.5:58Have fun.6:00Hey, whoever you think I am, you got the wrong guy.6:24You guys walk away from this.6:33You just make sure people...6:34What's going on in here?6:46From them.6:48From all the ones you...6:54dead.6:55I was born.6:56A bottle I would.7:01It's not just the bad ones.7:04Just ones.7:07I wanna be the man that Charles thought I was.7:14I just wanna be free.7:17Get it off!7:21And as soon as you do that, I'm going to you kill me.7:25You want me I do it I have her now You screw it up Not everyone everyone gets a speech What She gonna die Do you promise you won kill a fuck I promise Take it off7:35What?7:36Take it off.7:37Just take it off.7:37This is a shit!7:37Take it off!7:41As much as I'm gonna fucking kill you,7:43he would not let me stand here and watch you die.7:47Take hands off.7:50This is for Charles.7:51Mm.7:52He loved all of us.7:54You were, he would have torn a hole in the fucking universe to bring you home.7:59Well, then at least let us save his.8:01Ha ha, race ya.8:07I'll...8:08In the morning sun, and when the night is new,8:15we see it, you.8:18Disney brought him back. They're gonna make him do this till he's 90.8:20To Cassandra Nova.8:24Oh ho ho, welcome to the skull fuck club paradox.8:28We're gonna head down and dismantle that thing now. We got you boo, you just keep playing the-8:31A lot of you.8:35I take it they're not friendly. Goodness no. Sorry about this.8:39You really are God's perfect idiot aren't you?8:41Safety!8:41He's not.8:47But he died a hero.8:48He-8:49Patience?8:49Killing mostly.8:52Sorry.8:53Just a catty bitch when I'm jealous.8:55Alright, let's do this.8:57Maximum effort.9:07Mask is really intimidating.9:09I could live with that.9:10Yeah, I could live with that too.9:10If you don't trust me, even if you've lived long enough to make the circuit.9:14We're dead.9:16Permanently.9:17You were right.9:18You didn't lie.9:20You made an educated wish.9:23You know something?9:27Say hi to your friends for me.10:12Alright.10:13Put your greasy tits away, you preening slut.10:16You were right.10:17One of us would have been killed.10:18End a Wolverine together?10:20Make him hold hands while listening to Madonna?10:23Indestructible, motherfucker.10:24I want to show you something.10:27Something huge.10:28That's what Scoutmaster Kevin used to say.10:31Do you see that?10:33Your universe is regenerating.10:35Made it out of the void without some help from some people that the world kind of...10:41Is there any way that you could maybe find a way to bring them?10:44I promised my friend here that the TVA could undo some pretty awful shit in his timeline.10:49What would you say to that?10:51He did help me save the world.10:53Logan.10:56Chawarma?10:56I could eat now.10:58Logan!11:06We have company.11:08This is...11:10This is Logan.11:12Nice to meet you too.11:14This little ancient anal shit-not is Mary Poppins.11:16I am the world-saving titan.