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0:00Proud I am, how grateful I am.0:01He is man alive.0:06This was...0:07Pegging isn't new for me, friendo, but it is for Disney.0:11Look, I've never been a natural bottom.0:13So we're gonna take things real slow, and I want some crazy eye contact.0:17Yes, let's hold on to that attitude, and we're gonna do it angry.0:21I wasn't unconscious. Who are you?0:23Holy fuck, that is a shit ton of exposition for a threequel.0:27Is this because I used Cable's time machine?0:28That was a long time ago.0:30Yes, we're a mf.0:31I'll do it.0:32Talking about finding the Wolverine and breaking your fucking nose.0:37Make it stop!0:38Mangled dry!0:45I'm gonna need you to come with me.0:47Harry Lou Retton, did you stick the land?0:49You did, comic accurate short king.0:52Ooh, you have anchor being written.0:54One man weep0:55Weep0:56All the family0:57All the family0:58All the goddamn packets0:59Yeah, that's gonna need some coconut oil1:01A Hulk in this outfit, no?1:04Not embarrassed to be in a superhero movie for once1:06Problem solved1:07My god1:09I wouldn't have accept-1:10What do you mean the worst one?1:12Okay, with Thor, he holds me1:14And instead of accepting my offering with humility and gratitude It looks great Are you decimated What are you the internet And there no st Uhhh uh oh Fuck this is gonna hurt1:27Fuck it!1:28Let's give the people what they came for1:31Let's give the people what they came for1:33Let's do this!1:35But they also have the power to change yours1:39I promise1:41Who?1:43No one1:44what let me fucking think as you excuse am i allowed to speak now we're probably caused by adhd1:55what are you looking for1:59want to talk about what's haunting you or should we wait for a third act flashback2:04you're well regarded wanted to be something you know i2:07I...2:08Shit, I wanted to be an Avenger.2:10I didn't make the cut though. Same with the X-Men.2:15My girlfriend left, man.2:16Vanessa.2:17I have never met a save the world.2:23You got nothing.2:29I'm gonna fight you now.2:31You breathe.2:32It's always the truth.2:34Nothing's love.2:35I take it.2:37Okay Troy yes Who could forget And you thought you were you know retired2:47You never did.2:49Look at you.2:50You look like the superhero version of2:52a while since I've seen Sling Blade.2:54Hit me again.2:55Are you sure you didn't just really, really want them to,2:57but it never quite worked out?2:58So embarrassing.2:59Now that that's settled,3:00look, we came a long way to find you three.3:02Your power is close-up magic.3:03That's good.3:04We're not totally fucked at all.3:06Holy shit.3:07Logan, that's her.3:08All get stuck in the void.3:10There was a3:10Me, you, you and me, all of us.3:11Look.3:13We've been inside Cassandra's lair.3:15She can get us home.3:17She told3:17Ugh, that's so sad.3:20Whoever this Johnny fella is, I'm sure he's thriving.3:23I got like a coked up tapeworm.3:25His blood, it was horrible.3:26Jesus Christ, you can save mine.3:29In and take her down.3:30But I'd venture to guess that his helmet is lying around her son.3:33Fuck!3:34Anyone from her powers works for Cassandra.3:36Juggernaut's helmet, that's it.3:37Yeah, we're so sorry, beautiful.3:39Yes.3:40Yes! Let this man cook!3:41Everybody working together!3:42Who knows if you live or die, that sort of thing!3:44Jesus Christ, that is graphic.3:46Johnny must have loved you!3:48X-23, what's it gonna...3:50fucking go yeah3:52he getting juggernaut helmet with punisher there been like five of them4:10Just need to get home4:13Strange4:17What is that?4:22You got a whole world to go back to.4:26I waited a long time for this team up.4:38You're the best Wolverine.4:42I can hear you over all the noble sacrifice.4:46Aren't you saying?4:47Sorry, I'm just all nervous about dying.5:02We're doing just fine you piece of shit. Alright, put your greasy tits away you preening slut. You're right one of us would have been killed and5:15Did it for you5:20Gotcha fuckface