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0:00Ah!0:01Ah!0:06You there?0:07Has anyone seen the security footage?0:08Well, yeah, I was about to.0:09Right, I think...0:10I think I should go with you, yeah?0:11I must warn you, what you're about to see is gonna melt your brain, yeah?0:28MI6 bonkers, bruv.0:30Yeah.0:31Alright, mate.0:32Is that you, Scotty?0:33It's still Steven.0:34And, yeah, that's me.0:36Oh, yeah.0:37Here it comes.0:38Wait for it.0:39Wait for it.0:41Just shh.0:42I don't, mate!0:45Oh, God.0:47Oh, God.0:49Yeah, yeah.0:53It's still you, bruv.0:54I should tell you, the museum has no wish to press charges.1:00Okay.1:01It has a long-standing relationship with us.1:04Doctors?1:06Okay, yeah.1:08I mean, no, it looks, it actually looks quite posh.1:14Yeah, it's like part of the problem, isn't it?1:17No, I haven't, I haven't nicked anything.1:20I swear, I don't.1:22That's it. I've got the sack.1:24I mean, don't blame them. I'm a vandal. I should have been arrested.1:26I did find things hidden in my flat.1:31That's worth exploring, isn't it?1:33Oh, mate, thank you. Oh, thanks. Cheers.1:40I'm looking for my storage locker. It's under Stephen Grant.1:43If it's not under Stephen Grant, it might be under Mark.1:54Mark Spector.2:12It's totally real.2:19I'd say you're a compass.2:22But you're not pointing north.2:24There he is Here he comes Hello man in the mirror So so what what Am I like meant to be some sort of mad secret agent or something Are you like a demon or2:35You're in danger and I can save us.2:37So this is what's gonna happen.2:39You're gonna go lay down on that cot back there.2:41You're gonna take a nice nap.2:43Are you joking? Tell me what it is you are.2:47What are you?2:49You sure you wanna know?2:50Yes, darling, yes!2:52Oh my god, that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.2:54I eat one piece of steak and then bam, I go bonkers.2:58I made a deal with Khonshu.2:59I need to go to hospital, I think.3:01You want my body?3:03Right, yeah. Mark, how about this for a deal?3:06Fill me with enough pills so that you get out of my head!3:24Mark? I figured that you were using a coded message when we spoke on the phone.3:38How did you find me?3:39Would you just stop plasping my shoulder like that?3:41Oh, sorry, I don't know where I...3:42Feels like I'm riding with a Victorian duchess.3:46Do you see the spiral you put me through?3:49Oh, my... Are we married?3:51No, no, it's not an act.3:52Stop with the accent, please.3:54This is how I talk.4:03She shouldn't be here.4:05Get her out of here, Steven.4:07Sorry, I wasn't talking to you.4:09Just talking to myself.4:11I'm sad. I would like to turn myself.4:14The beautiful day without you.4:16Without you, it's the night without a flame.4:18Yeah, well, that's not that impressive, really.4:22ancient Egyptian to read it.4:24For example, like this one here.4:27Sorry, I don't mean that in a creepy way.4:29No, I'm sorry, I'm just, I'm not buying this mark.4:34Have a look, yeah?4:37Look.4:38You seem absolutely lovely.4:41This mark, on the other hand, is a right twit.4:45I'm trying to show you what I found, yeah?4:47Like, this bag, I found this bag in the storage.4:52Most interestingly is what You show her that scarab You responsible when they come after her Take it take it I don want it I don want it I swear Have it Stephen Grant5:05Can we have a word?5:08Mind if we come in, Mr. Grant?5:09Oh, you know, actually, that right.5:12Appreciated.5:14It's about the toilet.5:16Because it's been dealt with, yeah?5:18Yeah, well, the museum said that they wouldn't press5:21charges as long as a ..5:23What's this?5:24It's a paperweight.5:28Wow, looky, looky.5:30Zip tied and shot in the back of the head.5:33Execution style.5:35I thought we were going to the police station.5:46Hello? Hello?5:48Excuse me, could you help me?5:50Help, please, I've been kidnapped.5:52Surrender control.5:54I saw what you did to those people.5:58I am never giving you control again. Ever.6:08There you go.6:09Thank you both.6:11They're terrific.6:13Yeah, they're lovely.6:14Okay, what is it? You see him? You see him right now?6:16Yeah.6:17Kill him!6:18Make his windpipe!6:20Yeah, yeah.6:22...into their pain.6:24Goat.6:24Really?6:25Yes.6:26So we teach each other.6:27We share our knowledge.6:29You're a vegan, right?6:33Yeah, so am I.6:36I...6:37I know being on the right side of things is important to you.6:41You're tantrums, like a two-year-old.6:45None of the gods respect him.6:47I only punish those who have already done harm.6:51I am real justice.6:54Can you hear him?6:57Not anymore.6:58Did anything? That's the little American man living inside of me.7:05Suits.7:06Yeah, it's very good.7:07But isn't that a bit dodgy, like trusting the judgment of a weird crocodile lady?7:14Well, the cruel masses deserve.7:17To face her judgment.7:19Just give me the body.7:21No, I don't.7:23Um, uh...7:24Mark what has Khonshu promised you That this is your last mission The evil night before the fact then isn she judging an innocent person I think about killing my boss all the time7:36but I wouldn't actually do it.7:37The child is not a diseased limb.7:41Sorry, like, is that...7:43Is that what...7:45I'm from now.7:47Then don't.7:49I can't help you.7:50Yes, you can.7:51Kira.7:52I haven't.7:55Fix this! Fix this!7:58Summon the suit. And keep this safe.8:02So be it.8:03It's gone.8:10Oh my god.8:12I'm going to die in an evil magician's man cave.8:15Hey!8:16Where the hell are you? I need you to find him!8:19Let me in, Steven!8:20No, no, no, I can't, I can't, I can't!8:22No, no, no, stop! Please, please, please!8:24Let me in, Steven!8:26Where the hell are you?!8:30Jack, help! Jack, help!8:32Cover my shoe!8:34Sue! Sue!8:40Hi, Steven. What the hell are we wearing?8:44Dunno, she said I needed a shoe.8:46I do look sharp, though.8:48Oh, um...8:50What's this?8:54Give me control, Steven.9:16You can't handle this.9:18Yeah, I see you, you fuck ugly coyote.9:22You're in the wrong hands, mate.9:24You're in my yard now.9:26Looky here, looky here.9:29Don't like a butterfly, stink like a bee.9:31Come on, come on!9:35Wagwan! I did it!9:40Shut up. Nah. Get in.9:52There's a hell of a punch back there.10:00I will go ahead and get him.10:16...Rother!10:17Gotcha!10:30This is what it's like.10:38Being on the inside.10:40It's horrible.10:42It's all right. You're all right.10:45I don't like it.10:46Well done.10:48I don't want it.10:50Can I have my body back?10:51I can't do that right now, Steven.10:57Sorry.10:57Keeping me trapped in here, you have no right.11:02Look, when I am done, when I have repaid my debt, I swear to you, you will never see me or hear from me again.11:09I promise you.11:10You abandoned your wife. You left her stranded.11:12I did not. I am protecting her. You don't know what you're talking about.11:15Steven, shut up. Just shut up.11:16Stop it.11:17Steven, shut up.11:18I promise.11:19Shut up.11:22You swore he would not interfere.11:30Ungrateful, Mark.11:32Altering the terms of our agreement.11:37It belongs to me.11:52Come on, it's quiet!