30 of 30 daily downloads left · resets in 14hSign in for 50 a day
Transcript
0:00I hurt your feelings real bad!0:01No! We need to listen to him! He's just misunderstood!0:09Hey, Chinbag, how about you learn to breathe through your nostrils?0:12Oh, I'm sorry.0:14You don't have any!0:16Nostrils.0:18Slow mo, Mr. Nice Guy, I've found a new style!0:22With claws and pointy teeth, and a venomous smile!0:26Goodbye, goody-tooshes, I'm no longer uptight.0:30Cause now I'm a shark and I'm ready to bite.0:34And I'll say what I want, and a truth's gonna sting.0:38I'll be brutal and blunt.0:39It will hurt when I sing.0:43Ha ha ha ha ha!0:46So look outwea!0:48You and me, outside, now.0:56BANG!0:57BANG!1:00Your head is so big that you have to put your shirt on B-first!1:08Go it!1:09Wins!1:10Perfect!1:13You're so dumb you put stamps on your emails!1:16You're so short that your head smells like me!1:18Your brain's so small that your thoughts have it left out!1:20Your cheeks are so big that people don't know which end of you they're looking at!1:23I'm so bold that when you take a shower you get brainwashed!1:26You're so...1:27What?1:28I got nothing!1:28Ah!1:30Ah!1:31Ha ha ha ha ha!1:35Hey you unpaused paws That cheating Faster1:46We need to go faster!1:49Okay!1:54Yes! We made it!1:58Rosequad, activate!2:05And we'll be back.2:35I'm 18!2:36Ugh, you're setting the couch on fire!2:39Oh, you're so annoying.2:41Oh!2:50You thought you could drag me to the bottom of the lake so you could eat me later?2:54Well guess what, punk?2:55I'm a fish...2:57...with legs.2:58I have not a fixed leg!3:00You're ragged!3:00You're black, dude, we gotta go!3:02You arrived and before you-3:03Mmm, mmm, mmm.3:05What are you doing?3:06Oh, I was just trying to work out if I give a darn.3:09Who?3:10Me?3:11Oh, in your face!3:13Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa3:27Defense!3:28Defense!3:29Darwin, what are you doing?3:31Playing ball.3:32She's on her team, man. You're out!3:35Fine, suit yourself.3:41Hey, watch this.3:42Hmm, not bad.3:54Say hello to DONG PLAY!3:59How about a little hug?4:01Little kiss?4:02I think we're good.4:03Kissing!4:04I'll show you what it's for.4:08This is for wasting our time, and this is for keeping me up all night, and this is for the rain, and this is for the rain, and this is for the rain.4:12And this is for not breaking how many ever times I hit you!4:14Too far.4:16Don't you ever worry about the cavities in your teeth?4:18Who cares if these fall out?4:19I got no ones underneath.4:21I gave him tons of loot, cause I look so cute.4:23Where are these presents from?4:24It just doesn't compute.4:26Everything is magic.4:27You don't know it yet.4:28Life can get pretty tragic.4:30We enjoy it while we can.4:31We enjoy it while we're kids.4:32We enjoy it while there's still time to make the most of it.4:35We got all the time that we want to kill.4:38What time is it?4:39It's time to chill.4:40Excuse.4:41Cause we got imagination, we're using it right now to escape the situation4:44Because when you're a kid, you dream of many things4:47Like being a ninja dentist, or a wizard cop with wings4:49We can find a shark barragando with a sword made of swords4:52Be the best at everything and win awesomeness awards4:54Seeing a new water castle in the sea what made of crystals Saving mermans don show people using golden laser pistols Hunter the universe and our power of space shape Go back in time and teach cavemen how to cave Boy don need to worry about our future plans5:06And college superpowers roll with arms5:08That's a substitute for knowledge5:10It's okay for me to dream that I'm a cowboy from the west5:12And for me to keep hoping that there's still a chance to grow5:14Chess5:17We enjoy it while we can5:18We enjoy it while we can5:25I'm scared, man.5:32You were right!5:37That red stride is evil!5:39Look, if we...5:40Okay, I think we're safe here, buddy.5:51Darwin?5:55Go on without me.5:56Rear, it's too late for me.5:58You're the only one who could save this family from insanity.6:01I saw the flag from the tree.6:02It's just over that hill.6:04Ow!6:04Just go!6:06Just go.6:12Don't move.6:14I'm winning this thing.6:16I don't think so.6:19Hm.6:20More to mine, huh?6:22You know it's for the best.6:25You see, Darwin, it is important to choose the right tools for the job.6:32Why not a chainsaw?6:33Slow down there. We don't want to make a mess.6:36What we need is a clean cut to the stem.6:39Your time's up, miss.