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0:00Get up. Let's sort you out.0:05It's got the power to drive evil spirits out of folks.0:09What?0:10I'm the only one that can put you back together.0:13This show on the road is high and inside, hon.0:16I'll hit the next one.0:17You're awfully sweet.0:19And Momo is a demon.0:21Shut it, you old...0:22You go, Ira. Get it.0:23You'll kick Momo's ass someday.0:26Auntie Seiko's here rootin' for ya.0:28Would you shut up already?0:30Hey, hey, hey!0:32Say more heat from a toaster!0:38Don't eat me, Sensei! I'm sorry!0:41I ain't your Sensei, squirt!0:42You wanna try to stop me?0:44Seiko, you are a badass.0:46Tell me who you think you are!0:48Your age is more like a little pencil.0:50You've never seen it!0:52Momo, bring me some kind of doll.0:54And bring a washtub full of water.0:57There's something hiding inside him.1:00You dummy!1:04Don't move or speak, you rotten tangerine.1:06What the? You're acting like a teacher in some old TV show.1:11Take it easy.1:13No, you don't!1:16He's getting away! Go on, get out!1:18That's what we got here.1:19What is it?1:21My grandkid has been nothing but trouble lately.1:24The stress of it all.1:25Oh you a speedy little jerk Even so your attack was predictable You die That right there is a barrier hun You got barbecued before It cause I was already Wasn planning on keeping you at all hun The plan was to kill ya1:53Stan, you're a ground! Or I'll knock you over the-1:57Poor thing. Being fast doesn't help you much in that barrier, does it?2:02Now the old hag calls an old hag a dirty old hag.2:05I hate hypocrites.2:09If you kill me...2:12Any scumbag that seduces my grandkid gets murdered.2:16Even if they're human.2:17Goodbye, dirty...2:19Wait, were you home this whole time?2:21Keep your voice down. I'm trying to watch Boccatone.2:25This Boccatone is a national.2:28Trouble like the evil spirit I killed?2:30What's your problem?2:32I thought you didn't believe in ghosts and stuff like that.2:35A fake, remember?2:38How long are you gonna hold that against me?2:41We could be in danger!2:42All I want is a straight answer from you!2:45Grandma?2:47Hmm?2:50And with monsters a new thing, or were you always doing that?2:53Jesus, don't scare me!2:54Isn't it?2:55Is this the kind of guy you're into?2:56It tracks, cause psychic powers are real.2:59Wow, not like your bi-place felt.3:01weird it's a spirit that stays in one location that it's got a strong attachment to and of all3:08the spirits in their territory they're the strongest strong no spirit medium can hope3:12to fight him already had a bound spirit in it you know what that means don you Times like this I wonder what would the Ken I loved you3:29The kid told me his name was Ken.3:31So you are in love with him.3:33No, I don't mean him! I wasn't-3:34If you're gonna help, we'll need to play tag with Turbo Granny.3:38Huh?3:38Oh no, City. You'll have to lure Turbo Granny outside the city limits with-3:43I wish I could kiddo, but since I won't be any help in the fight, both of you have to get way stronger.3:51What's your favorite food?3:52It's curry, not ramen like I said.3:56Can't, that's the problem.3:57Remember what I told you?3:58Some can move them up and down, back and forth, however I want.4:02As long as you rely on your eyes too much.4:04Use one of your other ingots.4:06Double dang it.4:07Oh, it's on now.4:08Can this house?4:09No, it runs faster.4:10Fuck a girl.4:11I beat you all.4:13I want this curse to end already.4:16Mama, you said when you first got your powers, you felt invincible.4:19It's turbo, Granny! She's loose again!4:21Grandma? Can you hear me?4:24Grandma!4:25Why am I bleeding?4:26Your ears are bleeding, too.4:28There's no such thing as aliens. And quit joking around. This is serious.4:31Arrest already? Because that's the reason you're always getting into trouble.4:35Okay, jeez. Your nagging's what's gonna kill me.4:43don't die on me no way can I let that4:50ghost tag hurt someone I care about welcome to coming away city the I swear I break all your fucking tunnel TV5:04Don't even, Earl!5:05Uh, you're kidding, right?5:14Have you lost your mind?5:15Messiah say fuck!5:16Grandma, it's cool.5:18Take a break.5:19Get a fastball to the groin, you gotta jump!5:23Easy dude, you don't want my grandma getting angry5:27It's so good to be peace5:29I'm so tired of my life, gross bitch5:34What you5:35Quit hogging the toro, bitch5:38Bitch ass coppers, stick to eating kabamaki5:41You little turds5:42I'll be damned if I serve you sushi again5:46Melt5:46How can you be so rude to him?5:49I ain't anti anyone5:51So all that white goop you're leaking, that's your blood, huh?5:56No, it's weird, but his bandages smell just like a rag does after you've wiped up some milk with it.6:02I heard I'm in town. I'll see if you can have one of his cows.6:08How many times I gotta buy you numbskulls new uniforms?6:13Hey, I'll buy them. For Ira and the Wonderners.6:15I don't like them shifty eyes ears.6:17They give off a let's exploit.6:19Whoa, you're talking to an adult with a fat wallet here.6:22You want a new uniform?6:23It's about time.6:24Your mom let me know you were coming over.6:27Gigi, it's been a minute, kid.6:28You grow up to be quite the genius.6:31Make yourself...6:33Ain't it obvious?6:36Kid's a genius.