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0:00Freeze! Freeze!0:05Dude, let me show you! Freeze!0:08That's it! Come here!0:14Freeze! Stop it!0:19You're a pussy!0:23You got the right to...0:25Give me a...0:26You got the right to...0:27I just, suck my dick!0:29Fuck the fucker!0:29You gotta throw up man!0:30I can't!0:31I can't throw up man, they keep building them, you gotta throw up!0:33Just think of something gross. Think of something gross.0:35You fucking think of something!0:36Okay, uh uh uh, uh, your grandma's vagina and there's a dick going into it.0:40What the fuck!0:41I don't know. I'm just trying! I'm trying my best!0:43Come on, man.0:43I'm just trying!0:44Let's just, let's just finger each other's mouths.0:47No!0:47Yeah.0:48No, you're not fingering my mouth!0:49Do you wanna die?0:50Do you wanna die?0:51Okay, fine!0:52Let's go, come on!0:53C'mon, c'mon!0:54Are this funny to you guys?1:12So you're done. You're done. You're done. You're done. You're done.1:16Here's the deal. My track team is full of physically incapable rejects.1:21I mean if I wasn't the coach I'd be laughing my ass off at how spastic they are but I am the coach so I need you.1:29I need me some Doug McQuaid. You understand?1:33I need you to run anchor in the 4x400 at today's track meet. You do that and I'll sign this pass.1:39Here's real one.1:41What was that? You hear that?1:44Good enough for you?1:45Shit! I don't suck.1:46What do I do?1:47Hit him!1:48What the fuck?1:50She's the hair whacking what he and me!1:58I'm like normal!2:00I'm serious!2:01I'm sorry!2:06I'm fucking killing it!2:08I'm very sorry!2:10Seriously, use your words!2:12Use your words or be very swell!2:14Get a fool!2:16He's in the net!2:22Fight over, dude! Fight over!2:24We fight over Find another guy in the bar No Crack my balls Shit man Dude you not going to kill my mom face Fuck him off the bat Fuck this2:35Find the commu-2:44Oh shit!2:48He's got a gun! I'm gonna throw the thing at him!2:50Okay, you don't have to narrate everything! Just throw it!2:55Oh my god, roll those windows!3:10What the fuck is that?3:11I don't fucking care, just do it!3:12Hold on!3:13Huh?3:14I really thought that one was gonna explode.3:21Oh shit!3:28Look at the glove compartment for a gun!3:32What are you talking about? We're in a pink box!3:34I don't care! Look in the goddamn glove compartment!3:36What the hell?3:43Shoot!3:44Okay, okay, okay, okay!3:45Shoot the gun!3:46Shoot the gun!3:47I'm getting a good shot, man!3:48I'm getting a good shot!3:49Take a shot!3:51Shit!3:51Take a shot!3:52Shoot him!3:53Go!3:53Shoot him!4:08That's what exploded?4:09Holy shit, that was crazy!4:11Why did you shoot for me?4:12Oh!4:13Oh my god!4:16Oh my god!4:26Get him!4:29Fuck!4:31Fuck him!4:48Did I get anything?4:51They were shooting at the fucking ceiling.4:53Doug.5:04Come on The mice gone5:06Gone!5:06We gotta get out of here, man.5:09Are you telling me it's on?5:10Let's do this.5:11Let's make a baby.5:13What?5:13What are you talking about?5:14I don't know.5:14I'm sure I sound close.5:15Sorry.5:15Let's go.5:25I'm sorry.5:55I'm gonna shoot someone, you bitch!6:10I'm gonna be a good fool!6:11Give me my money!6:14Fuck!6:15No!6:16I can't do all these girls!6:17I'm supposed to go to Berkeley!6:20I'm gonna get the party started!6:23Hey!6:23Hey, I'm living my dream of standing in a limo!6:26What?6:29Oh, I'm killing my dream!6:31Come here.6:32What? I'm trying to party.6:33Damn, bitch!6:37Hey!6:38Kill you!6:39Kill you!6:48I'm not fucking playing!6:49I'm trying to shoot people!6:51Stop! Just for two seconds!6:52You're really hot and you're really studying and it's awesome, but I gotta shoot people right now!6:56You think I'm hot?7:12I don't know! Oh my god!7:15Hey guys, call me!7:16Let me know where you end up later!7:21I almost out of ammo We fucked Damn it no no I got an idea You still got those shotgun shells Yeah Pop Quiznos What do you get from lithium batteries7:36React to potassium nitrate.7:38That would be a covalent bond, brother.7:40That's when two atoms, they share electrons.7:43You see, they both need what the other one has.7:45That makes them stick together.7:46Are you saying we're covalent bonds?7:49No.7:51We're not atoms, dude.7:55What's this?8:11Tequila?8:12I don't know.8:13It was supposed to explode.8:22Where'd you learn how to do that, man?8:24App chemistry, bitch.8:31Come on, Lonnie.8:34Lonnie!8:35Hey, check your weapon!8:39Don't you fucking pull that arm off.8:42Nope.8:43Oh, looks like you're out of ammo, asshole.8:46Come on, get out here.8:48What's going on?8:49All right, here's the deal.8:50Nobody moves or she's going to get hurt.8:53Do you understand? Nobody move!8:55Alright.8:56Eric, help me!8:58Do you have a gun?9:00Alright, don't move!9:02Come on, let's go. Let's go.9:04Hey, hey, hey!9:05No, no, no, I said don't move!9:11Oh, fuck! You shot him!9:13Oh, God! Are you okay?9:15You shot my partner, you motherfucker!9:17I didn't mean to shoot you! I meant to shoot him!9:19Are you alive, buddy? You okay?9:21Yeah, I'm feeling a little ambivalent about that right now.9:24Did you hear me? I said don't move! I said that! You heard right?9:27Eric, you heard me? I said don't move!9:29Eric, help me!9:30You got this.9:31Hey, hold still!9:32Don't it!9:42Oh!9:46You peaked in high school, motherfucker.9:51Oh shit! I shot him in the dick!9:53You shot me in the dick!9:57Guys, they're cocks.10:00I don't know. I think we're moving.10:02We're definitely moving.10:04There's fucking burning shit in here.10:06There's a fucking dragon in here.10:08What was that?10:10Dude, that was our car.10:12We shared so much.10:14We were just going to get out of here.10:16I don't know.10:18I don't know. I don't know.10:20I think we're moving.10:22We're definitely moving.10:24There's fucking burning shit in here.10:28We shared so much in that car!10:30I'm gonna shoot them in the face for that fucking car!10:34What are you doing?10:36That team won't bother trap!10:38Don't leave me here alone!10:40Then get up here!10:41I can't do that!10:42Then fucking climb around! Come on, climb around!10:44Come on buddy, you got it!10:46This is so scary!10:48Don't leave me out here!10:50I'm all out!10:51You stupid moron!10:53Get out of here!10:55Get the fuck out of here!10:57Fuck!10:58Alright, you good?10:59You good!11:00All you gotta do is walk now, okay?11:01Okay!11:02Ah!11:03Shit!11:04Ah!11:05Shit!11:07Dude, get up here!11:08I can't!11:10Alright, bud, I guess I'll just drag you.11:12I'm getting tired!11:13You're not gonna die!11:14Just get the fuck out of here!11:21Pull yourself up here!11:22Use your core!11:26You got it, you got it!11:28All right, you think you can stand on your own now?11:30Yeah!11:31I think we lost them.11:35It was a fucking jump-renator!11:37It was a fucking danger!11:39It went off!11:41You are under-frest!11:43Pull a truck over!11:45I said pull a fucking truck over!11:47Right fucking now!11:49You owe me a car, you better be a fucking Lamborghini, you bitches!11:52I did it!11:53You have to write your main gun.11:55Oh, shit!11:57You are the last!12:03Oh, that's the boss!12:07Go! Oh, shit!12:11Oh, fuck, fuck!12:13Shilver, shilver!12:15Come on, this way, it's faster.12:17No, just come this way.12:19Uh-huh.12:21Hurry up, okay?12:26You smell me hurry up Stop yelling at me you distracting me Jim come on Let go12:33I can't jump down! I'm not like fucking Spider-Man!12:35I'm gonna get the car!12:40The six are so much faster.12:43That's the car you got?12:44I'm sorry, it's not a fucking Lambo. Shut up and get in!12:46Are they still chasing us?12:47Yes, they're still chasing us!12:53Why did you do that? We were about to catch the supplier. What's wrong with you?12:59Look, if you don't say something, people will never stop discriminating.13:02Will you please do something about how slow this thing's going?13:09Hey! Watch out! Watch out!13:14That isn't like a little helmet machine.13:23We can't destroy any more stuff! We can't waste any more of the department's money!13:30Watch out for that cash machine!13:36Which way? Which way? Whichever way is cheaper!13:39Right? You went right? You could have gone in a parking lot and went to this gulpshire garden13:44You know how expensive that's gonna be?13:46Shit! It's like they're trying to hit him or something.13:53I mean, it looks cool, but I mean, it's just so wasteful.13:58We're destroying everything!14:00Captain's gonna kill us!14:02What are we gonna do?14:04All right, we're gonna lose him in the robotics lab.14:05What?14:12Oh, wow!14:13All right, we broke everything!14:14There was a lot of expensive stuff in there.14:19They're going into the stadium.14:31Check out!14:33Jesus Christ!14:36Dude, the bricks are out.14:37What?14:38Get the fuck out of the way!14:39You gotta jump.14:40You gotta jump, jump, jump, jump, jump.14:44No.14:58Do it leather face He got the drug15:03Hold up!15:08This is so boring. No one's getting shot.15:13Oh, my God. Did you just get shot?15:17Oh my god.15:18Did you just get shot?15:20Like right after I fucking said that?15:26Get out of the way!15:31Don't get out of the way!15:42Son of a holding dick!15:44Drop me the fucking gun!15:46Seriously, get your wrinkly hands off, face!15:53Get up, old man River!15:54And we'll pretend this never happened because I feel so awkward.16:16Oh, fuck!16:40Fucking hang spring ring!16:46Are you kidding me?16:52It's plastic.16:53It doesn't even hurt.16:54This isn't the Supreme Court, can you imagine?16:56How about this?16:57You want a little fun?16:58You're wet, baby!17:00So much lube in my face!17:02Ow!17:03Oh!17:04My face!17:05You're so violent!17:10It's off me unless you're gonna fuck me!17:13I'm not gonna fuck you!17:14Are we gonna fuck?17:15No, we're not!17:16Is that what's happening?17:17No I not gonna fuck you hey Get up Fuck you idiot17:37Holy shit!17:38I did it!17:40That looks so funny, you badass!17:42Oh my God, you're close!17:43This is crazy!17:44You made the leap, man!17:45Why'd you do that?17:46Because you did it!17:47I couldn't leave you hanging, man!17:49What are you talking about? I was fine. I had it.17:59Got you!18:00Schmidt! Schmidt!18:01I got you!18:02You saved my life!18:03I just realized something.18:05You don't hold me down, man.18:07You lift me up.18:09Literally, hand figuratively.18:11Yeah, I know.18:13I meant both.18:15You don't drive me down either, man.18:17I mean, except right now, you're trying to be down.18:19You're really heavy.18:21Hey, listen, there's a grenade of mine.18:23I'm gonna kill you.18:25I'm gonna kill you.18:31Hey, listen, there's a grenade in my shorts.18:33Can you reach it?18:34You gotta go in from under your knees.18:36Oh, shit.18:40Is that it?18:41That's my dick.18:42What about that?18:43That's my dick also.18:46Why is it hard?18:47Oh, someone's struggling right now.18:50Is that it?18:51It's tickling me.18:52I can't find it.18:53That's it.18:54Grab it.18:55Ah.18:56Yes.18:57Oh, no, I got it in my mouth.18:58Say something cool when you throw it.19:00One, two, three!19:04Something cool!19:11They're gone!19:13Oh, I feel so alive!19:21Whoo-hoo!19:30Thank you for clicking on our video, everybody!19:35If you like what you saw here, please make sure you like the video and subscribe and19:38share with your friends who like this sort of content.19:41Joblo remains an independent company, and we appreciate all of your support.