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0:00Well, hello, Misato. How have you been?0:03Just fine. Goodness, you've grown some, haven't you?0:06Uh-huh. And I'm not just taller. My figure spilled out as well.0:11Let me introduce you. This is the designated pilot of Eva Unit 2, the second child.0:16Asuka Langley Soryu.0:18So, which one is the famous third child?0:22Oh, nein.0:25Don't worry, Asuka. It's him.0:27Hmm... not much to look at.0:31How did you know what my name was?0:32Well, I ought to know you. You're pretty famous in the defense business, you know.0:37The famous third child who piloted an Ava in his first battle with no training.0:41Oh, that. I was just lucky.0:44Luck is a part of your destiny. It's your talent.0:47Oh, the great third child. He's boring.0:51And yet, his synchronization ratio was well over 40% in combat with no prior training.0:57My god!0:58Hey, third child!1:00You're coming with me.1:04My unit 2 is the world's first real Evangelion!1:11Hmm, diva.1:12Idiot!1:13Why do all boys have to be such a bunch of perverted jerks?1:15Well, put it on!1:18Don't stand there, get moving!1:20I'll get her permission after the fact.1:22Bad to worse!1:23Oh, shut up, you pessimist!1:25And get off my lap, you pervert!1:27I don't know what we've got!1:29Hey, don't break mine! I am without my permission!1:35I'm Asuka Langley Suryu.1:37Charmed, huh?1:39Halloooo!1:41Guten Morgen, Shinji!1:43Hey, why so gloomy?1:45I'm the most popular girl in school.1:47You should appreciate your good fortune.1:49Hey, the other one's here too, isn't she?1:53The other one's here too, isn't she?1:55Other one?1:56What are you stupid? I'm talking about the first child, of course!2:00Hello! You must be Rei Ayanami, the pilot of the prototype.2:04I'm Asuka! Asuka Langley Soryu!2:07I'm the designated pilot of Eva 2. Let's be good friends!2:11What for?2:12Because it would be convenient! You know what I mean!2:16If I'm ordered to, I will do it.2:18Ooh, freakazoid.2:20This sucks My first fight over Japan and she won let me handle it solo Why do I have to bring you SOP That just procedures you know Well let me tell you something first third child Just don get in my way What did you think of that A fight should be clean and2:37elegant without waste. Why are you still here? Hmm, yeah, you've been dumped for the new model.2:44Misato will be living with me. Of course, that's a much more logical choice when you consider my2:49superior abilities. Although, honestly I'd rather live with Kaji.2:54Say, just why our Japanese houses so small, anyway?2:57I couldn't even get half my stuff in my new room!3:00And Japanese sure don't have any sense of privacy!3:02How can they live in a room without locks?!3:05Unbelievable!3:06AAAAAHHHH!3:08NO WAY!3:09A boy and a girl should never sleep under one room after the age of seven-3:12It's impossible...3:15for synchronization. I can never seek down the pathetic level this animated turnip lives at.3:19If you ask me, the whole idea is impossible. But you don't have anyone else, do you?3:24What? Huh? No. No.3:29Don't say anything.3:35I know. I have to pilot the Ava. I've got no choice.3:39No matter what, I'll put Ray and Misato to shame.3:43But still, you don't have to squash them.3:46You're being too simplistic, even if you are a male.3:49I must avenge myself.3:51My pride.3:52It's a matter of honor now.3:54Can't you understand that?4:06So, that means we're all alone tonight, huh?4:09This is the impenetrable wall of Jericho, third child.4:14What?4:14Take one step over this wall and you'll be a dead man.4:17And now it's time to go to bed, children.4:20Ugh.4:21You're the one who lost time first!4:23Don't come!4:24Love me!4:25I'm so...4:26Why is that?4:27Shinji, why don't you stop hiding behind that cup of tea and talk some sense into this woman?4:32Act like a man!4:33So you've already given up.4:35Mm-hmm.4:36Huh. Pathetic.4:38There's nothing more useless than a housebroken male.4:40Ha, this is so silly, and this school's grades are just dumb.4:44The old-fashioned numeric grading scale you use on your exams is stupid.4:48This sucks!4:50Well if I can go diving in Okinawa let do it here Shinchi looky looky Back roll entry Huh You know this heat entry plug suit Hey are you a man or what5:06Why do you let each and every little incident get under your skin?5:10That's right, but before that, we're going to have to decide which of us will be this group's leader.5:14Naturally, I have the best qualification.5:17Well, there you go, Shinji.5:18This is your department.5:19Hmm, philosophy, huh?5:22Oh, sure.5:23Talk about lame excuses!5:25Well, I'm changing in here, and if you peep, you're dead!5:28I invited her, Doomkopf.5:31Yaaah!5:32Naves?5:33Yeah, after hanging around these dorks all day, it's nice to know what a real man is like.5:39A likely story.5:40You really think we'd go crazy just for a dumb steak at dinner?5:43Man, the second Impact Generation has really got some cheap standards.5:47I suppose she just can't help it.5:50Well, that wow you made sounded pretty enthusiastic to me, Shinji.5:54Tokyo 3 5-star restaurant directory.5:58You're gonna be coming with us, right, First Child?6:01I don't think so.6:03Why not?6:04Her woman's intuition looks like our miracle's getting further and further away.6:09She plays the lottery a lot, and she never wins either.6:13Ooh.6:14Why did you become an Ava pilot?6:16To show the world how great I am, of course.6:19So it's a way of proving that you exist?6:21Yeah, I guess you could say that.6:25Why don't you ask Wonder Girl?6:28Just what do you mean?6:30Are you stupid?6:32Uh, maybe I am.6:33Ah.6:35I suppose you really are.6:38A ramen place?6:39Well, we know how poor you are, Misato.6:42This'll be fine.6:44Alright, I'm here just the way you wanted.6:46Butt naked and run through the water cycle 17 times.6:49What?6:50Don't worry.6:51The video recorders have been shut off. We do respect your privacy.6:55Oh, sure you do, and that's not the point. This is a personal thing.6:59That's stupid. Why should he care which Ava he's in anyway?7:03It makes a difference to Shinji. That's how he is.7:06I know that. He's such a dork.7:10So why aren't you running these compatibility tests on me? Is there something wrong with me?7:14Well, we didn't think he'd want to pilot any Ava except yours.7:19Yeah, that's true, isn't it?7:21Is Shinji missing Mama's breath?7:24Has it been in her womb or what Asuka stop interrupting You being obnoxious Yeah yeah Misato and Kashi won tell me anything about her Even Shinji doesn know anything7:38Just what is the first child?7:42Help me, Kashi! Don't touch me, you pervert!7:47That ought to do it. What's going on?7:50I was just calling Kaji. I wanted him to take me out tomorrow.7:55I've been calling him and calling him, but he's always out these days.7:59Well, unfortunately, it seems so.8:02Great. Then I've got a favor to ask you.8:06I'm home.8:07What's happening?8:09You better go to bed, Oscar. Don't you have a date tomorrow?8:12With some med student.8:14Oh, Misato! Can I use your lavender perfume?8:19Uh, no.8:19No, meanie.8:22That was very nice, Shinji.8:24I didn't know you played.8:26Oh, my date was even more boring than you.8:29So while he was standing in line for the roller coaster, I took a train back here.8:33That seems kind of cold.8:35Oh, gosh, he's the only real man in my life.8:40Hey, Shinji, you want to kiss me?8:42So let's do it.8:44But why?8:45I've got nothing else to do.8:47That's your reason?8:48You're weird.8:49Afraid to kiss a girl on the anniversary of your mom's death?8:53Is she watching you from up in heaven?8:55That's not it.8:56Or are you scared?8:57I'm not afraid. Pucker up.9:00Right. Did you brush your teeth?9:02Yeah.9:03Then here I come.9:05Come on, Kaji. It'd...9:07Later, Asuka.9:13It's too hot!9:16I'm sorry.9:16You're always apologizing! Do you really think it's your fault?9:21Well, uh...9:22Apologies are your condition reflex to any kind of confrontation, aren't they, Shinji?9:26Don't you have any fine at all?9:28So easy for you just to accept his pathetic habits, isn't it?9:31But don't you think you've been too easy on him lately?9:34Maybe you and Kaji have hooked up again, but the fact that you're happy doesn't mean that you can just ignore the welfare of the rest of us!9:39I've never been around anyone who's been involved in such a totally indecent relationship.9:44And you're supposed to be our guardian?9:46What a hypocrite! It's disgusting!9:49Oh, it's not just that I lost.9:51It's that he beat us so easily.9:54He beat us so easily that it's really pissing me off.9:57Oh, he's so great. He's so wonderful.10:00Wonderful, he's so awesome!10:02Shinji, he's our hero, and he used to be a zero!10:06Okay, so that just makes our job a little easier, right?10:09But it also means that the two of us will have to be doing double time just so that we're not left behind!10:17Yes ma'am!10:19But don't you think that Shinji ought to be taking the points position?10:21Well, it's only right that a job like this should go to the highest rated,10:25gravest, number one synchro ratio holder of them all, don't you think?10:28Don't you think?10:29Better score than mine, why'd you have to go and try to show me how it ought to be done?10:33Ein großer Dumpkopf, nicht?10:36What?10:37Oh, are my comments about Shinji pissing you off, Wonder Girl?10:42I wonder, do you only pilot a Neva for the praise of others?10:47What in the hell are you talking about?10:49I don't need to have anybody's approval but my own!10:55Oh, shut up!10:58Don't you have time for Misato?11:04Oh, everybody knows.11:07The Three Stooges are the only ones who don't.11:09Shinji seems sensitive in a naive kind of way.11:12Shinji's a big fat dork.11:14And he's denser than lead, too.11:16He wouldn't know how to relate to another person if you gave him a manual.11:19Are you kidding?11:21Toji and Wonder Girl?11:22Well, lunch, they seem...11:24Don't worry, Hikari. It'll never happen.11:26If Shinji is denser than lead, then Rei Ayanami is off the atomic scale.11:31Really?11:32Yup.11:35I can beat this angel even without Shinji the hero here to help out.11:40I know that Wonder Girl's still alive!11:43Don't bother me with trivial crap like that, Misato!11:48I can't believe it.11:50I couldn't do anything.11:52I can't believe that stupid Shinji outperformed me.11:57I can't stand it.12:01So I guess this will be goodbye for a while.12:04That's so boring.12:08I'm not interested in children.12:15Huh But why Can you see that I already grown enough Our train will presently be arriving in Terminal 2 For your safety it will complete stop12:26Ah! The invincible Shinji stoops to answering the phone. He doesn't just save the world.12:32Damn him! I hate the way he ignores me. Give me that!12:37hello I don't even want to breathe the same air they do not the two of them I12:52hate me Sato and I hate Shinji13:07Why do I have to suffer through this just because I'm a girl? It's not like I want to have children anyway13:20You're saying this is my fault I'm blocking myself13:24Yes, Eva has its own mind. It's just a big toy13:28Then you don't know13:30Now I know something's up when Wonder Girl starts talking to me13:34What's up? Aren't you happy that I'm having trouble with my Ava now?13:38Well, don't worry, cause when the next angel comes, our invincible Shinji will ride out and destroy it!13:43We little girls won't have to fight anymore! They only need that pathetic Shinji!13:48I thought it was bad when Shinji was nice, but when an emotionless, wind-up doll like you starts being sympathetic, I'm doomed!13:55I am not a doll.13:57You are! You do anything you're ordered to, don't you? You'd kill yourself if your commander told you to, wouldn't you?14:03Of course.14:04Then you are a robot, just like I thought!14:07You're an unthinking, emotionless pup, and I hate you!14:10I hate you!14:11I hate everyone!14:12Oh, no!14:13Asuka, retreat!14:14No!14:15That was an order, Asuka!14:16I'm ordering you to retreat!14:17No!14:18Never!14:19I'd better die than admit defeat now!14:20Why not?14:21Because I'm not a child!14:22I grew up faster than other people!14:23I didn't need a stupid stuffed toy!14:25I'm not Mama's doll!14:26I'm being for my child!14:27I'm being for my child!14:30I'm not Mama's doll!14:32I think for myself and I live for myself No Don make me remember that I wanted to forget those things Don uncover them I don want those terrible memories anymore14:42Stop this, please! Stop it now!14:45Huh?14:46I'm Asuka. Asuka Langley saw you.14:49Charmed, huh?14:50What are you, stupid?14:51Oh, now's my jam.14:53Look at me, dammit! Look at me!14:55No! None of this is the real me!14:58None of this is the real me!15:02I'm sorry.15:32No one! No one!15:34Why won't you look at me?15:42Are you alone?15:47Can you stay for me?15:49I've got to live on my own!15:51I won't rely on anyone!15:53Shut up!15:54Who the hell is okay?15:56How could it get any worse?15:58That little bitch!16:00That little bitch Rey rescued me!16:03Don't you know that I'd rather have died?16:05I hate her! I hate you, Gigi!16:08I hate everything!16:10Shut up! Leave me alone!16:12How can a wind-up doll like you dare tell me that?16:16But I hated how she looked.16:19I don't want to die.16:21I don't want to disappear.16:23I hate this.16:25I hate boys.16:26I hate my father and my mother.16:30I hate everyone!16:32Nobody cares about me! Nobody stays with me!16:35So I don't want to depend on anybody!16:38But I hate it at the same time!16:41It's a pain!16:43I don't want to be alone!16:45I don't want to be alone! I don't want to be alone!16:49Nobody cares about me anymore My father my mother nobody cares I have no reason left to live What do you want Oscar I want to live by17:00myself. I don't want my17:02papa and my mama.17:04I'll live by myself.17:06And then I won't cry17:08anymore.17:09But I'm still crying.17:12Why am I crying?17:14It's about time you got up, you idiot.17:17Oh, it's17:18you, Oscar.17:19I don't hear any words of appreciation for your oldest childhood friend17:23Hey, get up you!17:25It's time to get up you dork!17:31Mrs. Akari, we're leaving now17:33Uh, bye see you later mom!17:35Yeah, that's right! Since this city's going to become the new capital, there are a lot of people-17:40Oh, I hope she's got a great butt!17:44Look who's talking17:46Mama, now I understand!17:49The meaning of the AT field!17:52You were always protecting me!17:56Always watching over me!17:59Always! We were always together, Mama!18:02Even without my umbilical cable attached.18:05I've still got 12,000 plates of fortified armor!18:11And I've got my AT field!18:14There's no way I can lose!18:20Eat this, Ashmo!18:22The Ava series, huh?18:25Is that any way to talk to someone fresh out of the hospital?18:29Nine units in three and a half minutes, so that's 20 seconds each with time to spare!18:36Esther!18:39You don't understand anything. You just stay away from me.18:43I do understand.18:44You couldn't possibly! You jerk! You really think you can ever know me? You think you can even help me?18:51Don't make me laugh! I can't believe how arrogant you are! You're such a moron! You will never understand!18:59Idiot. I know all about your little jerk-off fantasies about me. Go ahead and do it like you always do.19:06I'll even stand here and watch you.19:09But if I can't have you all to myself, then I don't want anything from you.