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0:00All about to puke is my sister Mabel.0:04This attic is amazing.0:06Check out all my splinters.0:08Hey, friend.0:10Oh, yes, you can keep chewing on my sweater.0:15Yay, grass.0:18He's looking at it.0:20He's looking at it.0:21I rigged it.0:22Mabel?0:23What?0:24Come on, Dipper.0:26This is our first summer away from home.0:28It's my big chance to have an epic summer romance.0:32Yeah, but do you need to flirt with every guy you meet?0:35My name is Mabel, but you can call me the girl of your dreams.0:40I'm joking!0:43Oh my gosh, you like turtles?0:45I like turtles too.0:47What is happening here?0:49Mock all you want, brother, but I got a good feeling about this summer.0:53I wouldn be surprised if the man of my dreams walked through that door right now Hello What you mean some nerd thing uh uh it nothing are you actually not gonna show me this girl got a date1:12daisies you scallywag hey norman how do i look i guess i'm just sad that my first boyfriend turned1:20out to be a bunch of gnomes oh you're just saying that and i will have a grappling hook hey why aren't1:30you laughing are you scared yeah right i'm not yeah you are hey quit stop table1:42i'm in me too boop don't worry grunkle stan i'll make you a new wax figure from all this old wax1:50Grunkle Stan, I'm an arts and crafts master.1:53Why do you think I always have this glue gun stuck to my arm?1:56Ugh ugh like a waffle with big arms Oh Muse you work in mysterious ways In twain man of wax shall rise again2:07You know any limericks?2:08Uh, there once was a dude from Kentucky.2:12Nope!2:12That tells me your name, Mabel!2:15How'd he do that?2:16Successfully pizzazzled my face!2:19Blink!2:21Ow!2:22Well, Gideon, I, um...2:24I like you a lot, but let's just be friends.2:28Whoa, you said just one date, and this was it.2:31I don't know. I have a lobster now.2:36Mabel, it's over, right?2:39Mabel?2:40Oh, boy, a trip to the copier store.2:42You're the one getting in your way.2:44Why can't you just walk up and talk to her like a normal person?2:48Go, go!2:51What are you...2:52Wow You got an animal on your body Watch this Seuss give me the 80sest pleasingest rock balladiest song you got Excellent Don start unbelieving never do not feel your feelings3:14I'm gonna do a clap!3:17That was for you guys!3:22Haha, nacho earrings, I'm hilarious!3:25I just made a hat.3:28I just did something silly again.3:31Hey, painting, be less stupid.3:35It worked.3:36You know what, Dipper?3:38I've got nothing to prove.3:39I've learned that being silly is awesome.3:43Don't worry, brother.3:44Whatever happens, I'll be right here supporting you every step of the...3:47Oh, my gosh, a pig!3:50Everything is different now.3:52Nope.3:52I do everything right all the time.3:54Your face is so fat!3:57Jason Timper, you're obviously fated to have a bad day at the fair.4:01Just like I'm fated to be with Waddle.