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0:00Ew, are you trying to pick me up?0:01My name is Kusuo Psyche, and I have psychic superpowers.0:05I became the person you see now, a high school student.0:10The kid wounded his knee because of me.0:12Muddly pointless.0:13These romantic feelings elude me.0:15Take Teruhashi, for example.0:17Every boy in school wants her.0:18These unnatural phenomena were caused by me.0:21And yeah, sure, I feel some guilt for changing the world like I have,0:24but it's too late to change things back now.0:25We'll be back around nightfall.0:27Right, they're going to a wedding.0:28Someone from dad...0:29There was a cockroach.0:31Where is that's awesome? Is it worth a lot?0:33If I remember right, Grandpa said he saw a ball just like it on the internet going for 3,000 yen.0:38Only take action when things are gonna personally cause me harm or inconvenience.0:42It's fun to see all the pretty lights and s-0:44I already knew you felt this way, but I never thought you'd tell me to my face.0:47Even I'll admit, this s-0:48Did he die?0:49Fortunately, he didn't die in said accident.0:52This is the biggest show of my life!0:54Okay, so the bad guys are attacking the kingdom.0:57I think I'm starting to understand what's g-0:58I'm more of it! Oh, Cyborg Spider-Man number two! I love you so much!1:01Does he really need to say that stupid full name every time?1:04It's so annoying in a few hours.1:06I can just hang out and read and no one will care.1:08Best of all, today no one's even home.1:10I'm in the entire year when you can actually relax.1:12And now Nindo's here to ruin that.1:14What motion was.1:15Turns out it's some kind of summer festival.1:17Usually crowds bug me, but I'm actually okay with these things.1:20You just kill an entire high school class?1:22Shut up.1:23I have to concentrate on bringing back the hotel exactly how it was.1:26And it would have been easier if I just washed dishes and1:29Only a 45 minute bus trip1:31All to get to a whole lot1:32You got your license1:33Congratulations! You just won a generic knockoff of a popular toy!1:37Yay! Generic!1:38My parents used to take me to festivals1:40To this, gotta ask the medium for help1:42You not getting another chance Say please or else I leaving you stuck here forever Is he gonna hurt me Oh he gonna pet me They all Back ranking I was aiming for Mission accomplished1:53That score isn't that bad. I'd still beat half the freaking school.1:56Don't try to comfort me. I-1:57So that's it. I can work with this.1:59Comrades, now-2:00Shut it, Tom. I only shook your hand because I had to.2:03We will-2:03But I am not Cyborg Spriter Man number two.2:07Festivals sure are fun, aren't they?2:09Well, guess what, Mr. Pickpocket? Now I'll make you pay.2:12And as you can see by my expression, I'm very excited.2:15Are you trying to threaten me?2:17You're certainly courageous.2:18Still my dad.2:19And I don't like it when anybody else is so don't worry.2:22I'll take care of it.2:23Whoa, really?2:24Nice for them?2:26I guess it's good to do good sometimes.2:28Nindo, I'm sorry I doubted you.2:30You really are a good-2:31Like I said, Nindo's a moron.2:35Somebody wind up dead.2:40nary baby boy2:42so cute2:46guess i'm still only second place2:48i started talking when i was 14 days old2:50without using i started walking when i was2:52one month old in the air2:54cook without rice wine2:58i ran my first errands3:02my mom finally3:04I started to worry about bad combination.3:06Back when I was a kid, there was this movie that I had been looking forward to for a long time.3:10But then...3:11Well, we even turned one! He was already treating his old man like something he found in his diaper.3:15We should've f***ed...3:16ants.3:17Whoa! Uh...3:18Who the hell are you? I haven't seen you around here before!3:21Let's say my name is Sai. Sounds like a cat name-ro-3:23Oh right, there's another downside.3:25It happens when I take on a non-human form.3:27Don't doubt me. I may be a cat right now, but it's still me.3:31Of course I've got a pla-3:32What a pain. I was worried, but it seems I didn't have to be.