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0:00On the wrong direction.0:03Possibly.0:04Now we're just walking on a highway for about, ooh, that's a big rock.0:08Maybe two, three miles to our driver or career that I reserve.0:14And there's other people that are in our way like this.0:18So, the Seahawks won.0:21My bet cashed.0:23Pat's folded and I told you.0:25So, 5K, Seahawks spread, minus one and a half.0:29passion i told every other parlay so and then i also paid this guy a thousand two hundred dollars0:34to pick us up which was in hindsight a waste of money because we literally passed the uber lot but0:39it was yeah but we might not have got one like a chuff and now we're just walking out which would0:43have taken that as well that was not oh my god no one's in it yeah let's go i'm paying him by the0:49hour paying him by the hour by the way and five oh what is that0:53Holy fuck, he wants to have sex so bad.1:00He's cheating.1:02Ringy, some would say.1:04Panda the view.1:07We have a cock chair.1:08Oh my God, wow.1:09Great back support.1:11Beautiful butt support as well.1:12We're in here.1:14Where's the faucet?1:16Oh, it's a rainfall shower.1:18That's amazing.1:19We also have provided.1:20Absolutely no one here.1:22but uh you know we're gonna get a drink here there's a few people lounging about very classy1:27bar i don't think i'm uh dressed as i should be bit on a lot of fancy things i know jack's1:32probably gonna get a champagne and i'm probably gonna get an espresso martini even though i just1:36had two coffees already we'll give you a rating we are at the sip lounge so we're at the sip lounge1:46Jack got a cheap glass of champagne and I got a hoofla something. I asked him what it was. He said1:53I asked him again because I didn't hear him. He said it again. I didn't hear him and I went1:56am I really gonna ask him for a third time? So I just said oh yeah I'll have that. I asked what2:01they were best known for. A hoofla something. Really good. I thought it was gonna be it's really2:12good. I thought it was going to be a grapefruit bitter drink based off the glass and the color.2:16And I was like, yeah, this is going to be a fucking two drinks. Probably a four or two vibes2:20kind of dead You want to pan left Maybe not many people here but it is the first night you know and I feel like I need to be like somewhat I guess light on the rating to take that into account a lot of people tired You know not a lot of people out and about so I gonna give vibes2:37Two six out of five. I'm gonna give the drink a four two on the rocks2:47No, I actually didn't want to drink this trip2:55pretty good3:02that's not bad joe3:04yeah3:04let's get five more3:06there's no one there3:07it's good for3:09what 30 minutes3:11it's like 93 degrees outside3:14the sex shop3:15adam and eve3:16they yelled at jack for filming3:18joe was in there for an hour3:20i was in there for an hour and a half3:22staring at the dragon dildos.3:24Show them the other shit that you bought.3:28Joe spent a grand3:29in the sex store.3:31These are mints3:33that are supposed to make your mouth water.3:35She said, yeah, they're really good if you have3:37you want one?3:39They're really, don't do it yet.3:41They're really good if you have dry mouth, she said.3:43I said, okay. I'm gonna do two.3:47Get the focus.3:49Oh, maybe three.3:50cheers3:52i assume it'll take a while to like make your mouth water3:59are they just sour it's not sour it's not sour now but do you think it's gonna make me like salivate4:08um we'll see if it's just like a marketing tactic or not yeah but i i think i've seen these4:15before.4:15I know.4:16There used to be like a TikTok trend.4:17A TikTok trend.4:18Uh-huh.4:19How do you fucking close it?4:21I got the hundred,4:23the hundred strength ones.4:25They're the strongest.4:30I think I'm swallowing my spit.4:32It is making me salivate.4:34Oh, fuck.4:35Like,4:36like having them like.4:39I'm walking alive.4:40Oh, fuck.4:45It is like, okay, I have like a lot of spit in my hand.4:48I don't want to spit it on the fucking table.4:50No, don't, I'm just spitting in your hand.4:53Like.4:58They taste they don taste like watermelon though Not bad they work you know what it is they do work you know what it is what it like you know when you eat normal candy and the sugar5:10makes your like spit thick for like five minutes after that's all it is no but it has like chemicals5:17in it what is spylanthesis5:21i've never heard of that no you're chewing that shit like it's a mento5:28they're really hard5:31so those scorpion shots oh wait you got a sticker5:37i love bobby balls5:40oh you got another i survived the scorpion shot at bobby balls5:46yeah i was like can we just pay for the scorpion shot the lady went no you have to buy the shirt5:53so it was 80 for two i survived the scorpion shot in key west established 2021 they had the tip jar6:02that said you're witnesses and certified it wasn't that bad it was definitely a tourist trap though6:08the vodka was nastier than the scorpion right he wouldn't do fireball fireball was the best play6:13cinnamon spicy blackout and the worst move of my life what drinking fireball yeah it's like you6:20know when like you have a bad experience with an alcohol you cannot return to that alcohol6:26yeah that was probably like i couldn't drink jaegermeister for a while it's like a fireball6:33such a specific flavor dude i love fireball i love cinnamon whiskey cinnamon he said rumplemints6:41is the worst shot he's ever had i stay in all that shit i still got these these uh mouthwatering6:48mints i'm chewing on now i know rumplemints is great worst shot i've ever had oh you should do6:54malort what's that that's like the worst shot ever i saw it in like illinois dude i'm chilling6:58so we are at uh the social club or the loose cannon it's actually impossible to tell i don't7:05know if they're the same bar if they're different bars we've been debating that because why do they7:09We have a little arrow that way, but then right at the table in the social club, there's the menu for the loose cannon.7:14Anyways, the vibes started out pretty...7:17All right we got trivia soon Anyways thank you See that guy I don That was part of the problem initially he asked us what we wanted we told him and he said oh and then just walked away like he and now he7:38just handed me whatever this is um anyways they serve it's like a little diner they uh serve you7:45know little you're gonna you're gonna say what drink is this pile of life this is four no it's7:52it's not it's the fourth drink of our series right now but this is probably the ninth drink of the7:57day okay but the other ones don't count that matters that counts what do you mean they don't8:02count you're acting like it's like a drunk cigarette all right i'm not gonna count them8:07sea salt's are very low to the ground how you feeling joe fantastic man whoop no imagine i8:17threw it all that would be really rude that'd be all right guys the buzz is definitely kicking in8:21we're feeling really good sunset about to go to gun by throw the shoes off the board nope8:29that rob little show we laughed and let me tell you that was when i say low grade racism jokes like8:38he goes oh you're hispanic oh i can't complain8:41hard pivot hard pivot well let's go to the night club8:47the problem is if i'm if i'm in the culture and i'm looking right it's kind of a neck issue9:07to see the action that's going on.9:09I'm probably down 700 bucks,9:11but who gives a it because we have Corona extras.9:14Drink, I don't even know.9:16The number's gonna be on screen.9:18You have two drinks off camera.9:19If I can get Joe to have enough drinks,9:22we can end up with a swinger in our room.9:24Potentially.9:25But for now, it's beer time.9:30That's.9:31Bro, stop it this .9:33You're gonna put those on.9:35Look at our door bro. Look at our door.9:39Black is all out. I'd say that.9:42Space camper 5.9% IPA low hopes. Anything actually not bad hopes.9:49Six percent can be okay but over seven is usually poor.9:54Cheers it.10:00It's an IPA10:04It's a strong beer10:08It'll get you drunk pretty quickly10:10Looking at the can10:11Pretty cool art10:12Love to see that10:14But nobody gives a shit about that10:16If it tastes like piss10:17And it tastes a little bit like piss10:19Not too much10:20But not too little10:23I'm going to give it10:24Out of a 5 drink wise10:26It's going to get a 2.9 for me10:29and the vibes are wonderful not a lot of people here but it is the evening we are about to go to10:34dinner and so vibes are going to get a three two which makes it a six one maths oh it's a uh seven10:43and a half mile hike now probably another eight and a half mile hike uh i have a 40 pound10:48cooler backpack on this will be interesting rough right now we're about 0.6 miles and this is not10:56rough i'm sweating it's not rough he has a 50 pound back i have i have a backpack with about11:02it's like dog 45 different things chris bought his uh kettlebelly put that in the backpack for11:07a little workout when we get up there you know might do a bad bad water marathon after this 10011:12just contemplating it i am nicknamed the pace for this hike because i set the pace and somebody11:18emily in front of me is breaking the pace uh but that's you know fine you can run in front of11:23of the trail car if you want to find this is about 45 degree update the pace is keeping the front11:29nobody in the back the pace more like the fucking leader david goggins probably only a mile in the11:35downhill is about to be luxurious in comparison it would be slippery it would be raining what do11:41you think a temperature difference is going to be yeah probably like five degrees not much yeah11:45bro we're not going that high i think it's gonna be less we're scaling like 3 000 feet 2 600 we're11:50only like 400 up. People climb Mount Everest. Old people doing this that are making me feel11:54like I'm fucking out of shape. Like I'm talking like 70. Oh my God, this is pretty sick. Don't11:59tell me you could fucking. Fully dreading this walk back. Tried to rip an Uber. Not even going12:04to lie. There's a parking lot here, but last car's up at five. We're also in the middle of12:08fucking nowhere and nobody picked up the ride. I was sitting there just waiting on the off chance12:13that there's an Uber driver in this area. That's like, yeah, I'll drive up three miles up a back.12:17I had to play fucking sports, bro.12:19Behind the wheel, AI car driving itself.12:22We're going to be kind of stealing.12:23It ends the way I anticipate It was a one and a half drink but give this four or nine12:36We'll give it a five.12:39Mystery hops.12:40We'll see what that's about.12:48Can.12:50Can.12:51Waiting in line at the bar.12:52Hella dick in front of us.12:55We waited in line and then we waited in line again with the guy.13:04That drink was not a five.13:06It was good.13:07It was a four one.13:08Water tasted like it was that.13:25and the sidewalk went13:36it's a sick ass car13:39it was a candy cigarette13:40did you find that on the ground or did somebody buy that13:45found a couple13:47it broke already13:52I didn't really say.14:32Oh hey I just enjoying a nice chorus light in this steam room I just enjoying this nice chorus light in the steam know they say the Rocky Mountains are blue You due for a good time15:10It's about 3.30. I don't really know what time it is. We got dinner at 7.30. It's gonna be mayhem there. See ya.15:25I'm definitely winning.15:25I don't know what's up, man.15:27I don't know.15:35I beat you in race.15:36I'm like, I pull feet.15:37And then you got me out.15:38You were grabbing my face, man.15:39You were grabbing my face.15:41What?15:41Yes!15:42Yes!15:46I'm making that into a t-shirt.15:47Oh my god.15:49Oh my god.15:50W. Yeah, wait a minute.15:53Hey.15:53You ready?15:55You think Jalen Hurts does that?15:56No!15:57Let me bring you to my world now.15:59We're going to be playing Fortnite, Blitz, Royale.16:01A little different.16:02Blitz?16:02Yo, let me tell you something, brother.16:03Cool.16:04The other 80?16:04I think I can handle that.16:06I think that's what I'm good at, if anything.16:08What are we filming?16:09It's not.16:10Oh, yeah.16:10No, it is pinging.16:11This video was a bit long overdue.16:13Also, probably pretty low quality.16:15But at the end of the day, I'm the one getting shot with a fucking paintball gun, not you.16:18So, yeah.16:19Thank you for a million subs.16:20See you guys in a non-pain gauntlet related video because I fucking hate this shit.16:25The one chip challenge was 100% easier, more enjoyable, even though I almost threw up this fucking...16:30It's funny because my game is... I don't have any audio in mine.16:40My shit is blasting, bro.16:43This happy-ass fucking family music.16:46I feel like I'm about to walk into a happy family home.16:48Oh, because I'm...16:48Dude!16:50It hurts-16:58Some shit like that.17:20Thank you You17:38Again fucking okay17:46It doesn't17:55Not really excited for this, the dog collar.17:57It's a little loose for the people that are about to say that I'm cheating this,18:00so I'm going to hold it tight.18:02And when I say rough, yeah, you got to show it when you zap me.18:05Don't press it yet, though.18:06And when I say rough, yeah, you got to show it when you zap me.18:10Don't press it yet, though.18:11It goes to 100.18:12I feel like I...18:13They convinced me to do three more because they shot me in the ass.18:17and um i'm not gonna put my hand i'm not gonna put my hand in it no i don't know what i should do18:30this is bad this is this is probably worst nightmare in a hotel room because i can tell18:36you right now the last thing i'm doing the last thing is getting the fucking hotel worker to come18:45i'm not gonna call them i'm going to the toilet bitch i'm putting my hand down that18:49shit like i'm actually i'm i'm contemplating just unclogging it with my hand like this is crazy that18:55it's gotten to the point of do you want me to film it no i already have a recording going it's just19:01like why don't you just put your dude it's like this is like social awkward challenge19:08fucking 101 like i could i could easily call the front desk and get a plunger but i'm like actually19:13Okay, Odangle, Odangle doesn't make sense of this.19:17She's referencing the burnt peanut.19:18Okay.19:20I need you to hype me up.19:27Is the water going down?19:29No, the water is not coming down.19:32You can do it.19:34You can do it.19:36But what am I going to do?19:37Like, am I making, like, am I doing?19:40Just start pounding.19:41Just start pounding it down the toilet.19:44Bro, but then the water in my19:46backsplash, it's going down.19:48Fuck it.19:49What if you feel better to use your foot?19:53No?19:55Actually, yeah.19:55That's like less gross than your foot.19:57Yeah.19:58Alright, so the fact that the sandy20:00Diego vlog has turned into me unclogging the fucking hotel toilet.20:03We moved up.20:04I'm going to use my left foot because I think that's less gross.20:09Somebody, somebody, I know, shut the door.20:12No, I'm in the box.20:13No.20:14She's making, she's making visible commentary about this.20:17Wait, I'm going to need to turn the shower on like right after.20:21Holy fuck.20:22Bro, the water's going to be cold too.20:24What if this doesn't even unclog it?20:26Fuck it.20:28Oh my God.20:30I don't think it's going to do anything.20:33You're going to sit it deep in the hole.20:36Oh, I'm in there.20:38I'm in there.20:40Right now, this is...20:41It's not going down.20:44I don't know.20:50It's like I'm mushing my foot.20:53My foot's about...20:54I mean, I've already committed to it at this point.