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0:00Hey, Dingus, your children are here.0:06That isn't gonna work, Dingus.0:09And another one bites the dust.0:13You are 046, Popeye.0:16Yeah, yeah, I can count.0:17You know that means you suck.0:19Yep, I can read, too.0:20Since when?0:21It's this stupid hat. I am telling you, it is totally blowing my best feature.0:26Yeah, company policy is a real drag.0:29But have you considered telling the truth?0:33Hey, 12 o'clock.0:34Four people, four spoons, shared in the booth.0:37Anybody?0:38It's hot out there.0:39Have a nice day.0:41Hi.0:42Hi.0:43I'm Dustin.0:45I'm Robin.0:46Pleasure to meet you.0:48Is she here?0:49Is who here?0:50He's back!0:51I'm back!0:52Hey! Oh!0:53Boom! Boom!0:54Boom!0:55Oh!0:56Oh!0:59How many children are you friends with?1:02Do you really just get to eat as much of this as you want?1:05Yeah, I mean, sure.1:07It's not a really good idea for me, though.1:08You know, I gotta keep in shape for the ladies.1:10Yeah, and how's that working out for you?1:11Ignore her.1:12She seems cool.1:13She's not.1:17Hmm.1:20Can I try the peppermint stick?1:22Haven't you already tried the peppermint stick?1:24Yes, and I'd like to try it again.1:27Steve!1:29The Russian, but there's music playing.1:31Alright, Navy Sing Time is over. You need to get in there.1:33Hey, my board! That was important data, shitbirds!1:36I guarantee you what we're doing is way more important than your data.1:39Yeah? Yeah.1:40And how do you know these Russians are up to no good anyways?1:43How does she know about the Russians?1:45I don't know. You told her about the Russians.1:46It wasn't me.1:47Hello, I can hear you. Actually, I can hear everything.1:50You are both extremely loud.1:52You think you have evil Russians plotting against our country on tape1:56on tape and you're trying to translate,1:58but you haven't figured out a single word1:59because you didn't realize the Russians use2:00an entirely different alphabet than we do.2:03Sound about right?2:06Oh! What do you think you're doing?2:07I want to hear it.2:08Why?2:09Because maybe I can help.2:10I'm fluent in four languages, you know.2:12Russian?2:13Ooye arye umbe dey.2:15Ho ho ho ho!2:16Holy shit!2:17That was pig Latin, dingus.2:19Idiot.2:20But I...2:21Okay.2:22We got our first sentence Oh seriously The week is long Well that thrilling I know but progress2:35When blue meets yellow in the West.2:39I mean, that confirms your suspicion.2:42Evil Russians.2:43I can't believe I'm about to agree with this strange child, but yeah, totally. Evil Russians.2:47You need help getting up, little Stevie?2:49Shhh! Would you two just try to listen?2:55No, no more samples today.2:58Why not?2:59Because you're abusing our company policy.3:02Where's the sailor man?3:03Sorry, he can't help you. He's busy.3:05Busy with what?3:09Spycraft.3:10The week is long. The silver cat feeds when blue meets yellow in the west.3:16A trip to China sounds nice if you tread lightly.3:21Tread lightly.3:23It's okay.3:25Delivery for you.3:43Have a nice day.3:45Yeah, you too.3:49Silver cat.3:51Silver cat.3:52A trip to China sounds nice. A trip to China sounds nice. A trip to China sounds nice. If you tread lightly, if you tread lightly, if you tread, if you tread lightly, when blue and yellow meet in the West, when blue meets yellow in the West.4:19Robin, what are you doing?4:24I cracked it.4:25Cracked what?4:27I cracked the code.4:29Chemical weapons.4:35There's got to be a way in.4:37Well, you know, I could just take him out.4:42Take who out?4:43The Russian card.4:45What? I sneak up behind him, I knock him out, and I take his key card. It's easy.4:48Did you not hear the part about the massive gun?4:51Yes, Dustin, I did.4:52And that why I would be sneaking Well please tell me this and be honest Have you ever actually won a fight Okay that was one time Twice Jonathan year prior Listen that doesn count5:05Why wouldn't it count?5:06Because it looks like he beat the shit out of you.5:08Yeah, it was a bunch of things kind of occurring that all added up.5:12That just might work.5:14Robin.5:15Hey, Robin.5:16Hey, what are you doing?5:18I need cash.5:19Well, half of that's mine.5:20Where are you going?5:21Find us a way into that room.5:23A safe way.5:24And in the meantime, sling ice cream, behave,5:26and don't get beat up.5:28I'll be back in a gym.5:34It is fascinating what 20 bucks will get you5:36at the county recorder's office.5:38Star Court Mall.5:41The complete blueprints.5:42Exactly.5:43Turns out this secret room needs air5:45just like any old room.5:47And these air docks lead all the way.5:54Here.5:58I'll sit.5:59Trust me, no collarbones, remember?6:01Oh, excuse me?6:04Terrible footing.6:05At work, one more time.6:06Ahoy, so is ahoy.6:07All hands on deck.6:08Ahoy.6:09Come on.6:11Get over here and serve me some samples.6:15And booby traps.6:17Booby traps?6:18Lasers, spikes in the wall.6:19What?6:20Maybe you guys should, you know, stand back.6:25No.6:26Just step back.6:27No.6:28Step back.6:30Seriously.6:31No!6:32We're going down!6:33We're going down!6:34Yeah, no shit, Harrington!6:38Can you redirect your stream, please?6:41Oh.6:43Hey, Jamie, careful, careful, careful.6:48Hey, hey, careful, careful, careful.6:50We don't even know what that is.6:51Exactly. It could be useful.6:53Useful? How?6:54We could survive down here a long time without food.6:57But if the human body doesn't get water, it will die.7:00I hate to break it to you, but this is not water.7:04No, but it's a liquid.7:05And if it comes down to me drinking that shit or dying of thirst, I drink.7:15We've got company.7:16much more valuable, like Prometheum or something.7:18What the hell's Prometheum?7:19It's what Victor Stone's dad used to make cyborgs7:21bionic and cybernetic components.7:23You all so nerdy it makes me physically ill No no no no don let me in with them I not a nerd all right Why is that sensitive Harrington Afraid of losing cool points to a 10 child I sorry Is there something you two would like to share with the class7:41It's the code.7:42Wherever that broadcast is coming from.7:44It's close.7:46Let's go. I'll take those odds.7:48Beats astrošinam! Beats astrošinam!7:52Who are you?7:53I don't understand.7:58China?8:00Guys, there's something up there.8:14I won't forget you!8:16No!8:17Get your hands off me!8:19What did you do?8:31Bastards!8:33Let us out of here!8:34Bastards, let us out!8:37Oh my God.8:39Are you okay?8:41Okay, that worked.8:42Okay.8:43All right.8:44Let's try again.8:45One, two, three.8:46Oh, holy shit!8:48This is gonna work.8:48Okay, one, two, three.8:52Are you laughing?8:57Jesus.8:59I'm sorry.9:03I'm so sorry.9:04It's just, I can't believe I'm going to die in a secret Russian base with Steve the Hare Harrington.9:12It's just a trippy man.9:13We're not going to die again.9:15Mrs. Clickity-clackity.9:16I can't get any more messed up than this.9:19Hey, though.9:21I like to be in your schmuck.9:22I want to know the secret.9:25What?9:26I like it too.9:30Morons, they messed up the drug.9:32They messed it up.9:35Morons.9:35Morons.9:36Hey, morons.9:39Whoa.9:41There's definitely something wrong with us.9:43Something's wrong.9:44Uh-huh.9:49Would now be a good time to tell you9:51that I don't like doctors.9:54Stupid spy shit all over town9:58and we picked it up on our Cerebro10:00We cracked it in a day!10:02A day!10:04You think you're so smart,10:06but a couple of kids who scoop ice cream for a living10:10cracked your coat in a day,10:12and now people know you're here.10:14What is this, like the Indy 500?10:16It's the Indy 300.10:18No, dingus, it's 500!10:20It's 300!10:22Let's say a million.10:24What?10:26Hey, you look like you're surfing!10:28They seem drunk.10:31Why would they be drunk?10:33I'm natural! Check it out!10:37Wipe out!10:40Much food as you want, but only if it's like forever.10:43Steve, can you taste the air?10:47That mom was trying to bang her son.10:50No, no, it was my turn and you've had it not.10:54Oh, wow.10:58The ceiling stopped spinning for me.11:00Is it still spinning for you?11:02When was the last time you peed your pants?11:06Today.11:07What?11:08When the Russian doctor took out the bone saw.11:10Oh, my God.11:11It was just a little bit, though.11:19Tammy Thompson's a girl.11:22Steve.11:23Yeah?11:28Oh Oh Holy shit Yeah Holy shit11:37She's practically tone deaf. Have you heard her?11:39She does not sound like that.11:45She sounds exactly like that. That's a great impersonation of her.11:47No, she does not sound like that. You sound like a Muppet.11:49She sounds like a Muppet. She sounds like a Muppet giving birth.11:53And if you can hold me tight, you'll be holding on forever.12:00Exactly.12:01I know.12:07Okay.12:08What the hell?12:12You know, it's not actually that bad.12:15There was the goalie on my soccer team, Beth Wildfire.12:17This other girl slid into her leg and the whole bone came out of her knees.12:20Six inches or something.12:21It was insane.12:22Robin.12:22Yeah?12:22You're not helping.12:23I'm sorry.12:25You put your mom down as a reference?12:27Yeah.12:28Why not?12:28She's, like, super well-respected.12:30You're such a dingus.12:34Uh, just to be clear, we weren't fired, you know?12:37The mole burned down and, like, killed a bunch of people.12:42Thanks for sharing.12:43Didn't know.12:45Three favorite movies, go.12:47Uh, The Apartment, Hidden Fortress, Children of Paradise.12:51No.12:52The one with the DeLorean and Alex P. Keaton, and he's trying to bang his mom.12:57These ladies are hot.12:59They're so very hot.13:02Top three for me, Keith.