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0:00Well, well, well, if it isn't us.0:03You know the worst part about inventing teleportation.0:05Suddenly you're able to travel the whole galaxy and the first thing you learn is,0:08you're the last guy to invent teleportation.0:10Fortunately, you're about to invent something much more powerful.0:13Imagine doing anything you want, then hopping to a timeline where you never did it.0:17Imagine going anywhere anytime with nobody able to stop you.0:20Sounds lonely.0:21Lonely? Dude, you have yourself. Your infinite selves.0:25It's a non-stop party where all the guests are the only person we like.0:27You think it's cool being the smartest man on earth, but once we give you this technology, you become the smartest thing in every conceivable universe.0:34The infinite Rick. A god.0:37Eh, pass.0:38Excuse me? Bro, Ricks don't pass on this. Who do you think you are?0:42A different kind of Rick, I guess.0:44Well, we'll see how long that lasts.0:47Shit.0:48Whoa, you found me!0:50I shoot the first monitor too. Listen, I'm not here. Or am I?0:54Or maybe it's me all naked.0:57Just a little kaiser I mean why would I admit it not Oh yeah look at him Look at him go Look at him dance Or me Again it might be me but like a Saw thing I very sneaky Here a bunch of kill bots to tell you what1:10There he goes. Maybe that actually was me.1:12Go down there. He's just gonna kill you.1:14Good. Now what?1:16You don't care if you-1:17Totally might go up, by the way.1:19Here's a bunch of countdowns.1:20One of them's probably accurate.1:23Bellamy.1:24Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, little guy.1:26Easy. You're a Jerry, right?1:27Never got too close to the concept.1:29Boy, you have really arced out.1:31Were you putting on pants?1:32What? Oh, yeah.1:33No, I was naked to f*** with a guy.1:35Speaking of, did you talk to me or a little kid around here?1:38I really don't team up anymore.1:40Managing people, such a headache.1:43Fatality.1:44Jerry, what?1:51Goddamn, dude.1:53Badass.1:53Why are you here?1:58Buddy, I have been asking myself that exact same question.