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0:00Hey, you see those people?0:01Yeah.0:02Well, those boobs and jerkwads are the best friends you'll ever have.0:04Without them, you're nothing. Remember that.0:06Let's take it back to Prickly Muffin!0:09Your family will never understand you.0:10Your lovers will leave you or try to change you.0:12But your fans, you be good to them, and they'll be good to you.0:16We are rolling!0:17Sound speed!0:18The most important thing is you gotta give the people what they want.0:21Even if it kills you.0:22Even if it empties you out until there's nothing left to empty.0:25No matter what happens, no matter how much it hurts,0:27You don't stop dancing and you don't stop smiling and you give those people what they want0:35Why aren't you dressed for school prickly muffin?0:39Are we going to gelato princess Carolyn? What are we doing?0:43Getting gelato0:47This was a mistake I've been acting crazy that phone call just pulled me back to reality you were right0:54I don't love you. You don't love me.0:56We're just two lonely people trying to hate ourselves a little less.1:00Maybe that's all we're ever gonna be.1:02Maybe that's all we ever were.1:05How'd we get so far apart, huh?1:08I'm not gonna feel better, and I'm not gonna be your prop so you can feel better.1:12You have to believe me. I did everything I could.1:15Yeah? Then why didn't you call me? Huh?1:18Twenty years you didn't call me.1:20Look, I wanted to, but I didn't think...1:23You know what it was like for me? I had nobody. Everybody left.1:27I knew all those showbiz phonies would turn on me, sure. But you?1:30It's not my fault you got fired.1:31I don't care about the job!1:34I did fine. I had a good life.1:37But what I needed then was a friend.1:39And you abandoned me.1:41And I will never forgive you for that.1:45Now get the fuck out of my house.1:48But that doesn't matter. Not everything's about me.1:50And maybe I am a little jealous.1:52Not because I actually want to date Princess Carolyn anymore.1:55But just because I don't like the idea that I can't.1:59I guess I just assumed I always could.2:01But I made a lot of bad decisions.2:03Not just with her.2:04With...2:06With everyone, really.2:08You know, sometimes I feel like I was born with a leak.2:10And any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me and now it's all gone.2:15And I'll never get it back in me.2:17It's too late.2:19Life is a series of closing doors, isn't it?2:22Oh okay great Well I glad we buried the hatchet and everything cool Uh actually you know everything is not cool Saying it all together like that it all sounds kind of ludicrous But still it was something I cared about2:37And what you did really hurt me.2:40Shh, shh, okay, Bo, just quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet.2:42As you know, I was hurt.2:44But then I realized that's just how you are.2:47You know, and maybe I just need to stop expecting you to be a good person2:50so that way I won't get hurt when you're not.2:53Do you think it's too late for me?2:55What?2:57I mean, am I just doomed to be the person that I am?3:00The person in that book?3:02It's not too late for me, is it?3:04It's not too late.3:05Diane, I need you to tell me that it's not too late.3:07Bojack, I...3:08I need you to tell me that I'm a good person.3:11I know that I can be selfish and narcissistic and self-destructive,3:13but underneath all that, deep down,3:15I'm a good person, and I need you to tell me that I'm good.3:18Diane?3:20Tell me, please, Diane, tell me that I'm good.3:23He goes on,3:25My question for you is, I am a good kid, and I like to play, and I like to go to school, but sometimes I get sad.3:31What do you do when you get sad? How do you not be sad? Sincerely, Bojack.3:36Bojack, when you get sad, you run straight ahead, and you keep running forward no matter what.3:43There are people in your life who are going to try to hold you back, slow you down, but you don't let them.3:47Don't you stop running, and don't you ever look behind you.3:50There's nothing for you behind you. All that exists is what's ahead.3:55The universe is a cruel, uncaring void.3:58The key to being happy isn't to search for meaning.4:00It's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually you'll be dead.4:05What are you running from?4:07You want to know the truth? Nothing.4:09Everyone's running from something, sugar.4:11No, I'm running from nothing. I'm terrified of nothing.4:16People come up to me, they want my autograph, they want my picture.4:19They think they recognize something in me, and I want to be that person that they think I am, but I'm not.4:25They see greatness in me, and they mistake it for goodness, but I...4:28I know there's nothing there.4:31As fast as I run, I can't get away from that.4:35Do you think I'm a good person, deep down?4:38That's the thing. I don't think I believe in deep down.4:41I kind of think all you are is just the things that you do.4:44Well, that's depressing.4:45For what it's worth, I think your writing does make a difference.4:51Oh, and what's this letter I have?4:52It from the government saying I proud of you Are you5:11Mom.5:22What?5:25You know, your father and I, we, well, you come by it honestly, the ugliness inside you.5:33You were born broken. That's your birthright.5:37And now you can fill your life with projects, your books and your movies and your little girlfriends, but it won't make you whole.5:50What are you doing here?5:51All I ever wanted was to be your friend5:57And you treat me like a big joke6:00What more do you want?6:02What else could the universe possibly owe you?6:05I want to feel good about myself6:08The way you do6:10And I don't know how6:12I don't know if I can6:14Because this is the moment you realize6:17Something inside you is broken6:19and it can never be fixed.6:24Look, I know you think it's just a dumb cult,6:27but you're my best friend,6:29and it would really mean a lot if you came.6:33Well, I'm sorry that things have been so hard for you,6:36but that doesn't give you the right to be shitty to me.6:39I can't be around someone who's just fueled by bitterness and negativity.6:43Well, then, what are you doing here?6:46What happened, Bojack?6:49Same thing that always happens.6:51You didn't know me.6:53Then you fell in love with me.6:55And now you know me.6:58You know, it's funny.7:00When you look at someone through rose-colored glasses,7:02all the red flags just look like flags.7:06Well, when's the last time you were actually happy?7:11I don't care where you go, Bojack, but I can't have you around here.7:16You make me too sad.7:17And you said, thank you for letting me stay here.7:20I don't have anywhere else to go.7:22And I remember when you said that I don have anywhere else to go because I felt good about myself And I don feel that way a lot It gets easier Huh Every day it gets a little easier Yeah But you gotta do it every day7:40That's the hard part. But it does get easier.7:47Okay. Everyone was worried about you, you know. You can't just disappear. You really hurt a lot7:53Sometimes you need to take responsibility7:55for your own happiness.7:56You don't think that's a little selfish?7:58I don't know what to tell you.7:59I'm happy for the first time in my life,8:01and I'm not gonna feel bad about it.8:03It takes a long time to realize8:05how truly miserable you are,8:07and even longer to see that it doesn't have to be that way.8:09Only after you give up everything8:12can you begin to find a way to be happy.8:15Tanisha, nobody completes anybody.8:17That's not a real thing.8:19If you're lucky enough to find someone you can halfway tolerate,8:21you can halfway tolerate, you sink your nails in,8:23and you don't let go, no matter what.8:25So what, I should just settle?8:27Yes, thank you, exactly, settle.8:28Because otherwise, you're just gonna get older,8:31and harder, and more alone.8:33And you're gonna do everything you can8:34to fill that hole with friends, and your career,8:37and meaningless sex, but the hole doesn't get filled.8:42And one day, you're gonna look around,8:44and you're gonna realize that everybody loves you,8:47but nobody likes you.8:49And that is the loneliest feeling in the world.8:53Did you ever love me at all?8:55I don't... I'm not...8:57You know that I don't do the whole love thing.9:01Either you end up hurting someone or they hurt you, so what's the point?9:05When you find yourself lost and disoriented and underwater and you don't know which way is up, it's important to breathe.9:13Todd, I'm sorry, alright? I screwed up. I know I screwed up. I don't know why.9:17Oh great, of course. Here it comes. You can't keep doing this.9:21You can't keep doing shitty things and then feel bad about yourself like that makes it okay.9:27You need to be better.9:29I know and I'm sorry, okay? I was drunk and there was all this pressure with the Oscar campaign,9:35but now now that it's over I-9:37No, no Bojack just stop. You are all the things that are wrong with you.9:43It's not the alcohol or the drugs or any of the shitty things that happened to you in your career or when you were a kid.9:50It's you.9:52Alright?9:54It's you.9:58Fuck, man.10:00What else was there to say?10:02After I almost drowned, I decided I would never again be weaker than water.10:07So I became a lifeguard.10:09On my first day of training, my instructor told me that there are going to be times when you'll see someone in trouble.10:15You're going to want to rush in there and do whatever you can to save them.10:19But you have to stop yourself.10:21Because there are some people you can't save.10:24save. Cause those people will thrash and struggle and try to take you down with them.10:33I don't like anything about me. I want to be an architect.10:41Be it horse, cat, human, or even lizard, our lives are but the briefest flashes10:48in a universe that is billions of years old.10:51See, Sara Lynn, we're not doomed.10:53In the great grand scheme of things,10:55we're just tiny specks that will one day be forgotten.10:59So it doesn't matter what we did in the past,11:01or how we'll be remembered.11:03The only thing that matters is right now.11:05This moment.11:07This one spectacular moment we are sharing together.11:10Right, Sara Lynn?11:13Sara Lynn?11:17Sara Lynn?11:19Love does things to a person. Terrible things.11:23Beatrice, promise me you'll never love anyone as much as I loved Cracker Jack.11:29I promise I won't.11:31Why, I have half a mind.11:36I mean, I know, but I don't always know, you know?11:39Like, sometimes I have this tiny voice in the back of my head that goes like,11:43Hey, everyone hates you, and they're not wrong to feel that way.11:46I know what you mean.11:48What you mean?11:49That voice, the one that tells you you're worthless and stupid and ugly...11:53Yeah?11:54It goes away, right?11:56It's just like a dumb teenage girl thing, but then it goes away.12:00I have no original ideas, I just repeat things I hear!12:03I've never been in love!12:04I've never been in love!12:05I tried gay in theater camp!12:07I regret everything!12:14I can't believe I'm crying, just so dumb.12:17It's okay. Don't feel bad about feeling bad.12:20You disappeared for a year and a half.12:23So you do want to talk about it.12:24Just took four solid days of drinking If you were back in L why didn you call me I wasn ready Ready For what I wanted to be better when you saw me again12:36and I thought I could be somehow.12:38But I'm not.12:39And even if I did get better,12:41the best I could ever be is still just some other version of me.12:45Brojack, I can't wait for you to be better.12:49I need you in my life.12:51Really?12:52You're the biggest asshole I know,12:54and you're the only thing that makes sense to me.12:57I can't go back to my old life sober.12:59It's so empty.13:00Okay, okay. Here's the secret to being happy.13:02Oh, I can't wait to hear this.13:04Just pretend you are happy,13:06and eventually you'll forget you're pretending.13:08Maybe you're right.13:09I just need to stop complaining and work harder.13:12Everyone else is doing it.13:14Why am I so special?13:15Do you ever get that feeling that, like,13:18to know you more is to love you less?13:21And when I think about that, I think about how everything's going to work out.13:25Because how else could she tell people?13:28But it's... fake.13:30Yeah, well, it makes me feel better.13:35Best of luck. See you never.13:38Who is that?13:40Ugh. Bye, Mom.13:41Bojack?13:43Mom?13:44But Bojack? Is that you?13:47Yeah. It's me.13:48What is this place?13:51This is where you live now.13:53No.13:53Is it? No.13:55Mom.13:55Where are we, Bojack?13:56I just told you.13:57I don't understand. Where am I?14:00You're in Michigan.14:04Michigan?14:05Yeah, at the lake house.14:07I am?14:08It's a warm summer night, and the fireflies are dancing in the sky,14:14and your whole family is here,14:17and they're telling you that everything is going to be all right.14:20Yes, that's right. What else?14:24The crickets are chirping, and the lake is still,14:28and the night is full of stars.14:32I can see it. It's so clear.14:35What are we doing here, Bojack?14:37We're sitting on the back porch,14:39and we're listening to your brother play the piano,14:42and we're eating ice cream.14:43Vanilla ice cream14:45Yes, that's right14:47Oh, it's all so marvelous14:49Can you taste the ice cream, Mom?14:52Oh, Bojack14:53It so Delicious You know sometimes I feel like our marriage is like a magic eye poster I love those things15:05I know. And it's messy.15:07And at first glance, it doesn't seem to make any sense.15:10And it's hard to figure out.15:12But sometimes, if you squint at it just right,15:16everything lines up, and it's the most perfect,15:19beautiful, amazing thing.15:22Yeah, I know what you mean.15:24But I'm so tired of squinting15:28After your heart was so broken that you thought it could never get any more broken15:36You thought it was safe15:38But it still somehow finds a new way to break15:41I kept waiting for that15:43The proof that even though my mother was a hard woman15:45Deep down, she loved me and cared about me15:49And wanted me to know that I made her life a little bit brighter15:52Even now I find myself waiting15:55Hey mom knock once if you love me and care about me and want me to know that I made your life a little bit brighter16:01My mom died and all I got was this free churro16:09You know the shittiest thing about all of this16:13Is when that stranger behind the counter gave me that free churro16:16That small act of kindness showed more compassion than my mother gave me her entire goddamn life16:22Like how hard is it to do something nice for a person?16:25This woman at the Jack in the Box didn't even know me.16:29I'm your son. All I had was you.16:33Suddenly you realize you'll never have the good relationship you wanted,16:37and as long as they were alive, even though you'd never admit it,16:40part of you, the stupidest goddamn part of you,16:43was still holding on to that chance.16:47And you didn't even realize it until that chance went away.16:50My mother is dead, and everything is worse now.16:55What's the point?16:56Of antidepressants? I believe the point is to be antidepressed.16:59Sure, or you just flip over the nothing, and underneath there's more nothing.17:06Then you flip over that nothing, and there's more nothing underneath that.17:10So you just keep flipping over nothings all your life,17:13because you keep thinking under all that nothing, there's got to be something.17:18But all you find is nothing.17:20No matter how many starts I get there always the same ending everything falls apart and I end up alone I still here Bojack Why I don know I a fool I guess And you were my first client17:35And one time you were drunk17:37and you smiled at me and I said,17:38what? And you said, I just like being17:40in a room with you. You make rooms17:42good. Your whole life is17:44full of these pieces that don't quite fit.17:47Sounds like a hard puzzle.17:48But at some point you start to think it's you.17:52You're the piece17:53that doesn't quite fit.17:55And you spend so long with that feeling that...17:58the feeling becomes your home.18:01The weak breeze whispers nothing.18:04The water screams sublime.18:05His feet shift teeter-totter.18:07Deep breath, stand back, it's time.18:09Toes untouched the overpass.18:11Soon he's water-bound.18:13Eyes locked shut but peeked to see.18:15The view from halfway down.18:19I'm not done, hold on.18:21I'm not done.18:22I'm not done.18:23A little wind, a summer sun, a river rich and regal.18:28A flood of fond endorphins brings a calm that knows no equal.18:32You're flying now.18:34You see things much more clear than from the ground.18:36It's all okay?18:37It would be.18:39Were you not now halfway down?18:43Thrash to break from gravity.18:45What now could slow the drop?18:48All I'd give for toast to touch the safety back at top.18:51I changed my mind.18:52I changed my mind. I don't want to...18:54It's okay.18:56But this is it. The deed is done.18:59Silence drowns the sound.19:01Before I leaped, I should have seen the view from halfway down.19:04No. I really should have thought about the view from halfway down.19:09Find your peace, big guy. Find it.19:13I wish I could have known about the view from halfway down.19:18Has anyone ever come back from this place?19:22BJ, there is no place.19:25It's just your brain going through what it feels like it has to go through.19:30All you can do right now is sit back and enjoy the show.19:34It's the way it is, you know.19:35Everything must come to an end.19:38The drip finally stops.19:41See you on the other side.19:43Oh, Bojack, no.19:45There is no other side.19:47This is it.19:48It's too late. What's done is done.19:55No.19:56There's nothing I can do, BoJack. I'm not real. None of this.20:00So what do I do now?20:02Oh, Jack, it doesn't matter.20:04Well, if it doesn't matter,20:06can I stay on the phone with you at least?20:08Okay.20:12How was your day?20:14Good.20:16Yeah?20:18Yeah.20:20My day was good.20:22That's what I'm talking about.20:24It's like the song says.20:26You do the hokey-pokey, and you turn yourself around.20:28You turn yourself around.20:30That's what it's all about.20:32Yeah, I don't know if the songwriters put that much thought20:35into the existential significance of the lyrics.20:37They literally rhyme about with about.20:39But isn't the point of art less what people put into it20:42and more what people get out of it?20:45Is that the point of art?20:47Maybe. Or maybe art doesn't need a point.20:49Maybe that's why it's called art.20:52I can't tell if you're being smart or stupid.20:54Oh, I never know.20:56I think you had it for a moment and then you lost it.20:59Oh well. It was nice while it lasted, right?21:03Sure. It was nice while it lasted.21:12I think there are people that help you become the person that you end up being,21:16and you can be grateful for them, even if they were never meant to be in your life forever.21:21I'm glad I knew you, too.21:24knew you too. Knew, huh? Hmm. Hey, wouldn't it be funny if this night was the last time we ever21:32talked to each other? Life's a bitch and then you die, right? Sometimes. Sometimes life's a21:38bitch and then you keep living. Yeah. But it's a nice night, huh? Yeah. This is nice.