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0:00Do the frost giants still live?0:05So am I0:07Both of you were born to be kings0:13Asgard and the lives of the and to pledge yourself only0:18The Jotuns must pay for what they've done0:22We'll find the breach in our defenses and it will be seen0:26This was to be my day of triumph0:30In time.0:32What?0:33If it's any consolation, I think you're right.0:35Well, the Frost Giants, about Laufey, about everything, this is once.0:40Who's to say they won't try again?0:42Next time with an army, there's nothing you can do without defying father.0:46No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I know it's madness.0:50What?0:52Defeated their armies and took their casket.0:55Good hind out.0:56You must be mistaken.0:57Enough!0:58Turn the lead.1:00A bridge open would unleash the full power.1:04And why have you got me?1:05Thor, stop and think.1:08Look around you, we're outnumbered.1:10Know your place, brother.1:12Go now, while I still allow it.1:15We will accept your most gracious offer.1:22Run back home, little princess.1:25Damn.1:30We must go!1:51Fear me just as they once feared you.1:56That's pride and vanity talking, not leadership, father.1:59I told him. I told him to go to Odin after we'd left. I saved our lives. And Thor's.2:17I had no idea Father would banish him for what he did.2:20You must go to the...2:21If I do, then what?2:24I love Thor more dearly than any of you but you know what he is He reckless he dangerous you saw how he was today is that what asgard needs from his king2:45stop2:55What more than that?2:56The casket wasn't the only thing you took from Jotunheim that day, was it?3:04Laufey's son.3:11Why?3:12No. You took me for a purpose.3:15What was it?3:17TELL ME!3:19Bring about an alliance, bring about a permanent peace.3:23Through you.3:23So I am no more than another stolen relic locked up here until you might have used to3:32told me what I was from the beginning. Why didn't you?3:35I wanted only-3:36What? Because I am the monster that parents tell their children about at night?3:41Why you favored Thor all these years? Because no matter how much you claim to love me,3:47you could never have a frost giant sitting on the throne of Asgard.3:53Guards! Guards, please help!4:03My friends, father has fallen into the Odin sleep.4:09Mother fears he may never awaken again.4:13You can bring your urgent matter to me.4:19Your king.4:23My first command cannot be to undo the All Fathers' last.4:31We're on the brink of war with Jotunheim.4:34Our people need a sense of continuity in order to feel safe in these difficult times.4:40For the good of Asgard, then you will wait for my word.4:45We're done.4:49How long will it last?4:50So why did he lie?4:55You are our son Loki And we your family Father will return to us What hope is there for Thor5:11Father is dead.5:14Your banishment.5:17The threat of a new war.5:20It was too much for him to bear.5:22I know that you loved him.5:23It was so cruel to put the hammer within your re...5:26The burden of the throne has fallen to me now.5:28The truce with Jotunheim is conditional upon your exile.5:31Has forbidden your return.5:36I'm so sorry.5:39Farewell.5:53After all I've done for you, that was just a bit of fun really.6:08To ruin my brother's big day.6:12And to protect the realm from his idiotic rule for a while longer.6:16I will conceal.6:20Lead you into Odin's chambers and you can slay.6:25I suspect that the Asgardians would not take kindly to a king who had murdered his predecessor.6:32Glory.6:36What troubles you, Gatekeeper?6:38Your senses have weakened after your many years of service.6:41You have great power, Heimdall.6:46Did Odin ever fear you?6:48Was your king.6:49And you are sworn to obey me now.6:53Yes.6:54Then you will open the Bifrost to no one.6:57Until I have repaired the damage that my brother has done.7:11Sure, my brother does not return.7:13Destroy everything.7:14You think the Bifrost is the only way in and out of this realm?7:18There are secret paths between the worlds to which even gifts are blind.7:22But I have need of them no longer.7:24Now that I am king and I say for your act of treason no longer citizen of Asgard7:39But these people are innocent.7:48Welcome to Asgard.7:49And your death came by the son of Odin.7:57I swear to you, Mother, that they will pay for what they've done today.8:02It's a bit enforcing Father's last command.8:05It's good to have you back.8:06I have to destroy Jotunheim.8:13The Bifrost will build until it rips Jotunheim apart.8:17To prove to father that I am the worthy son.8:21When he wakes, I will have saved his life.8:24I will have destroyed that race of monsters.8:27And I will be true heir to the throne.8:29Why not?8:33And what is this newfound love for the Frost Giant?8:36Why?8:38Now fight me.8:40I'm your brother.8:42I never was.8:44Is it madness?8:45Is it?8:47Is it?8:51What happened to you on Earth that turned you so soft?8:53Don't tell me it was that woman!9:15Briar please.9:24Look at you9:44The mighty Thor9:48With all your strength9:50Now what good does it do you now?9:54What are you doing?9:58You need to destroy the planet!10:00Bridge or let us see her again!10:14I could have done it, father!10:16For you!10:18For all of us!10:25Loki, no!10:27NOOOOO!10:30Well I guess that's worth a look.10:37And our fool.10:41Please!10:46You have heart.11:16Please don't.11:25I still need that.11:27I've come too far for anything else.11:29I am Loki.11:31Of Asgard.11:31With glorious purpose.11:33A sword.11:34We have no...11:35An ant has no quarrel with a boot.11:38Tidings.11:40Of a world made free.11:42Freedom.11:43Once you accept that in your heart.11:46You will know peace.11:49Well then.11:50Glorious, not lengthy.12:15if your force is as formidable.12:19Who gave you ancient knowledge and new purpose?12:22I was a king.12:24The rightful king of Asgard Betrayed One of childish need Real be Don have the tesseract yet I don threaten the doors12:36Until your force is mine to command.12:40You have it words.12:42There will be no realm.12:45No barren moon.12:47Pain or pain, he will make you long.12:51He does not fail.12:55What they'd show you, Agent Barton.13:25I said...13:46Neil!13:48Neil!13:50Templer,13:54is this not your natural state?13:56It's the unspoken truth of humanity13:58that you crave.14:00It diminishes your life's joy14:02in a mad scramble14:04for power or identity.14:06You were made14:08to be ruled.14:10You will always kneel.14:12There are no men like me.14:16Look to your elder people.14:19Let him be an example.14:24You know, the king, the soldier...14:29...and a man out of time.14:30Stand down.14:43Kneel.14:44Not today!14:46Make a move reindeer game.14:55Just get him here We low on time What Rock of Ages given up so easily Madam scared of a little lightning I not overly fond of what follows15:15I missed you too.15:17Oh, you should thank me. Oh, you should thank me.15:20Your precious Earth.15:22Did you mourn your father?15:28He did tell you my true parentage, did he not?15:31We were raised together.15:33I remember a shadow living in the shade of your greatness.15:38I remember you tossing me into an abyss.15:41I who was and should be king.15:43No.15:45And you're doing a marvelous job with that.15:48Idly fret.15:49I mean to rule them.15:52Oh yes.15:55I've seen worlds you've never known about.15:57I have grown, Odin Thun.16:00I've seen the true power of the Tesseract.16:01I AM A KING!16:02NOT HERE!16:08I don't have it.16:08You need the cube to bring me home, but I've sent it off I know not where.16:12You listen well, brother.16:16I'm listening.16:22In case it's unclear.16:39It's an impressive cage.16:46Not built, I think, for me.16:48Oh, I've heard.16:49and you kill cause it's fun.16:53Ooh.16:55It burns you to have come so close.16:59Unlimited power.17:01And for what?17:04A warm life.17:05And then to be reminded what real power is.17:18Hmm.17:19There's not many people who can sneak up on me.17:23After.17:25After whatever tortures Fury can concoct And I would cooperate I say I expanded his mind Is this love Agent Romanov17:35I got on Schild's radar in a bad way.17:38And what will you do if I vow to spare him?17:41But I like this.17:44Your world in the balance, and you bargained for one man.17:48And what are you now?17:50Can you wipe out that much red?17:53This is a child of prayer. Pathetic.17:57I won't touch Barton, not until I make him kill you.18:00Slowly, intimately, in every way he knows.18:04Then he'll wake just long enough to see his good work,18:07and when he screams, I'll split his skull.18:10This is my bargain, you mewling quim.18:13Oh no.18:15You brought the monster.18:18What?18:19Banner in the lab, I'm on my way.18:33Are you ever not going to fall for that?18:40The humans think us immortal. Should we test that?18:46We started working on the prototype after you sent the destroyer.19:06You're going to lose.19:10Oh my.19:11Your heroes are scattered.19:14Your floating fortress falls from the sky.19:16Where is my disadvantage?19:18I don't think I...19:30Plan B.19:32Son of a...19:36Please tell me you're going to appeal to my humanity.19:39You should have left your armor on for that.19:41Would you like a drink?19:43Stalling me won't change anything.19:45I think you won't change anything.19:46Have them one.19:47The Chitauri are coming.19:50Nothing will change that.19:52What have I to fear?19:55I've met them.19:56The demigod?19:58A man with blood?20:00breathtaking anger management issues a couple of master assess you've managed to piss off every20:05single one of them that was the plan i have an army we have a hulk oh i thought the beast had20:12wandered off your army comes and maybe it's too much how will your friends have time for me20:19when they're so busy fighting you20:20This usually works.20:28Not uncommon.20:29One out of five.20:33You will all fall before me.20:36Deploy!20:40And there's one other person you pissed off.20:50Loki! Turn off!20:55There is no stopping it. There is only... the war.21:13The thickness madness will end with your rule.21:16It's too late.21:20Sentiment.21:27The End21:29The End21:49I am a god, you dull creature21:51And I will not be bullied by21:53Fine.22:03Puny god.22:21If it's all the same to you,22:23I have that drink now Sudden appearance and equally sudden disappearance What that this is all somehow their fault And the war criminal Loki who should be in22:43Hello, Mother.22:45Have I made you proud?22:47Define worse.22:48Enough!22:55I really don't see what all the fuss is about.23:01Wherever you go, there is war, ruin.23:03I went down to Midgard to rule the people of Earth as a benevolent god, just like you.23:08What does this humans do?23:11Give or take 5,000 years.23:14It is my birthright.23:15It's a child.23:18If I had not...23:19...to the axe, then for mercy's sake, just swing it.23:23Just...23:24I don't love them.23:27You'll spend the rest of your days in the dungeon.23:31And what of Thor?23:34You'll make that witless oaf king while I rot in chains.23:38Then, yes.23:40Odin continues to bring me new friends.23:43How thoughtful.23:45Do they not interest you?23:47Is that how I am to while away eternity?23:50Have you?23:52Does Odin share your concern? Does Thor?23:55It must be so inconvenient them asking after me day and night.23:59My actions.24:01I was merely giving truth to the lie that I've been fed my entire life.24:04That I was born to be a king.24:06A king? The lives you took on Earth.24:08A mere handful compared to the number that Odin has taken himself.24:11Your father-24:12HE'S NOT MY FATHER!24:18You're not.24:22I'm sorry.24:52Go to the best, Charlie!24:55I'm not going to die.25:25tomorrow no more illusions25:33now you see me brother did you suffer i didn't go on i know you seek vengeance as much as i do25:48you must be truly desperate and you should know that when we fought each other in the past25:55Hmm.25:58When do we start?26:02This is so unlike you, brother.26:04So clandestine.26:06Are you sure you wouldn't rather just punch your way out?26:09If you keep speaking.26:10Fine. As you wish.26:12I'm not even here.26:14Is this better?26:16Hmm, brother.26:17You look ravishing.26:18It will hurt no less when I kill you in this form.26:21Very well.26:22Perhaps you prefer one of your new companions,26:24given that you seem to like themselves.26:25This is much better.26:27Whoa.26:28Submit.26:31What?26:34You could at least furnish me with a weapon.26:37My dagger is something.26:41At last.26:43A little common sense.26:47I'm Loki. You may have heard from her.26:49That was for New York.26:52I like her.26:54Betray and I'll kill you.26:59It's good to see you too, Sif.27:02You'll kill me? Evidently there will be a line.27:07I thought you said you knew how to fly this thing.27:09Well, whatever you're doing brother, I suggest you do it faster.27:12Shut up, Loki.27:13You must have missed something.27:14I didn't. I'm pressing every button on this thing.27:16No, don't hit it. Just press it gently.27:19I think you missed a collar.27:20Shut up!27:21Here, is she dead?27:22Jade now they following us now they firing at us Thank you for the commentary No piece not at all destructive Well done You just decapitated your grandfather You know this is wonderful This is a tremendous idea27:35Let's steal the biggest, most obvious ship in the universe27:39and escape in that.27:40One can see us.27:40It's brilliant, Thor.27:42It's truly brilliant.27:44Made you no less graceful, Loki.27:47I'm impressed.27:48Take us to your secret pathway.27:52If it were easy, everyone would do it.27:55Possibly.27:59What I could do with the power that flows through those veins.28:03It's a heartbeat.28:05You'll never be ready.28:07The only woman whose love you've prized will be snatched from me.28:11Son of Odin.28:12Must.28:14Was that her last expression?28:16We let her die?28:17Who put me there?28:18Who put me there?28:19No!28:20You damn well!28:21What she wouldn't exactly be shocked.28:35Trust my rage.28:43I am.28:46You know this planet yours is going to get us killed.28:51You still don't trust me?28:54No, I wouldn't.29:01You really think I cared about Frigga?29:03About any of you?29:05Was you an Odin?29:07Dead at my feet?29:14MADAK!29:15Loki of Jotunheim!29:17And I bring you a gift!29:19from which to watch Asgard burn.29:49See you in hell, monster.30:00No, no, no.30:07I'm a fool.30:09I'm a fool.30:11I'm sorry.30:12I'm sorry.30:16I didn't do it for him.30:28No.30:34All right, I yield!30:41We have poor!30:43Odin's son!30:46You had one job.30:48Stay away, could you?30:50Everything was fine without you.30:52Ask them girls.30:54Where's father? Did you kill him?30:56You had what you wanted. You had the independence you asked for.30:58Wow, wow, wow, okay. I know exactly where he is.31:02I swear I left him right here.31:03Great planning.31:04How was I supposed to know? I can't see into the future. I'm not a witch.31:07Just like one.31:08Hey, I'm honored.31:10She didn't dump me, you know.31:12I dumped her. This is a mutual dumping.31:17What's this? What are you doing?31:18This isn't me.31:19I have been falling for 30 minutes.31:28Who are you?31:30Loki.31:31You think you're some kind of sorcerer?31:33Don't think for one minute you second-rate.31:43My sons.31:46I've been waiting for you.31:48Dick.31:49Come sit with me, I don't have a...32:01Brother...32:09Perhaps we can come to an arrangement.32:11Beg your pardon?32:13Bring us back!32:19I let go.32:23Loki, I'm here.32:27Shh shh What You alive Yes of course I alive What are you doing here I didn get a chair Get me out of this one I can Get me out I can I made friends with this man It called Grand Boy32:36Bye for us, about Meowth, weeks.32:38I've never met this man in my life.32:40Bob's it. Is he any-32:43Hurts, doesn't it? Being lied to.32:46And learning it's all a fiction.32:48I mean, you didn't think I'd really come and see you, did you?32:51This place is disgusting.32:53I couldn't jeopardize my position with the Grandmaster.32:56It took me time at the Grandmaster Sider, and then...33:04You're not seriously thinking of going back, are you?33:06Our sister destroyed your hammer like a piece of glass.33:14Fine.33:18I guess I'll just have to go to learn.33:21Would you say something?33:23Say something!33:25Banned him on Earth to die, releasing the Goddess of Death.33:28I said...33:29You know, I haven't seen this beloved champion he talks on,33:33but I've heard he's astonishing against you tomorrow.33:37Don't let me down.33:39Without further ado, it's main event time.33:44Darling, looks quite promising.33:46I have to get off this planet.33:49Hey, hey, hey, hey, where you going?33:52Oh!33:58YES!33:58THAT'S HOW IT FEELS!34:00I'm just a huge fan of the sport.34:16Grandma's I here was I.34:17And it's all because of that.34:18Your brother.34:19Or complicated, or you know,34:21I'm sure there's a big history.34:21It made 12 hours, I could bring them both back to you alive.34:25I could do it in one.34:27You know what? I woke up this morning.34:29But for now, I'll settle for the...34:30What have you done?34:31I don't answer to you, Lucky.34:33It's Loki.34:34And you will answer to the Grandmaster.34:37Why would you help my brother escape with that green fool?34:44You're a Valkyrie.34:45I thought the Valkyrie had all died Bruce and death.34:52I'm terribly sorry.34:53Must be a very painful memory Surprise Ow So Bruce35:05Everybody, where are you at these days?35:07It varies from moment to moment.35:09Dems are best bets.35:10Right, we need one that can withstand the dual.35:11I don't mean to impose.35:14The Grand Master has a great money.35:16Showed him the access codes to his security system.35:18No.35:19I ran out of favor with the Grand Master,35:21and in exchange for codes and access to a ship,35:23I'm asking for safe passage through the anus.35:26Yes, brother, I can.35:28I was just talking to him just a couple of missions.35:30That's one.35:30If we're boosting his ship, we're gonna need to...35:32Why not set the beast loose?35:34We're gonna start a revolution.35:35Revel.35:37I disagree.35:38It was never our family's 14.35:39Not since we last spoke.35:42Hello!35:42Hi.35:44Odin brought us together.35:45It's almost poetic that his death should split us apart.35:50You might as well be strangers now.35:51Two sons of the crown, set adrift.35:55I thought you didn't want to talk about it.35:58Here's the thing, I'm probably better off staying here on Sakaar.36:02Did you just agree with me?36:04You're great here.36:05Do you truly think so little of me?36:07I thought we were not going to fight side by side forever, but...36:11We are.36:13It's probably for the best that we never see each other again.36:16What?36:17Get help.36:19Come on, you love it.36:20It's humiliating.36:21Do you have a better plan?36:22We're doing it.36:23We are not doing get help.36:25Get help!36:26Please get help!36:28Help him!36:30Still hate it?36:31It's humiliating.36:32Not for me it's not.36:34Now which one's the ship she told us to get?36:36The Commodore.36:38Though I feel it won't make much of a difference.36:41I know I've betrayed you many times before, but this time it's truly nothing.36:44Yeah.36:44It will set me out nicely.36:46Easier to let it burn.36:50I trust you, you betray me.36:54I guess what I'm trying to say...36:56Anyway, I've all got places to...37:02Amen.37:03Well, you do seem like you're in desperate need of leadership.37:07Your savior is here!37:13It's me.37:15Everyone, on that ship.37:20You missing an eye Hit it with a lightning blast37:35I'm not doing get help.37:38Well moved, brother.37:40Even for me.37:43This is madness.37:45With the eternal flame.37:48You are reborn.37:53It suits you.37:55Maybe not.37:57Any suggestions?38:09Dread it.38:11Run from it.38:13Or you...38:15No, I do.38:19Kill away.38:25Alright, stop!38:40I assure you brother, it will shine on us again.38:43Well for one thing, I'm not Asgardian.38:47And for another, we have a Hulk.38:51You might interject.38:54If you're going to Earth, you might want a guide.38:58Do you have a bit of experience in that arena?39:01Consider experience experience.39:03I, Loki, Prince of Asgard, Odinson, the rightful king of Jotunheim, God of Mischief,39:14do hereby pledge to you my undying fidelity.39:21I can't sleep.39:36You will never be...39:42...a god.39:51No, I'm okay.39:55No, I'm okay.40:00I'll have that drink now.40:08On my way down to coordinate search and rescue.40:12I mean honestly.40:13How do you think you'll do that?40:15Shut up.40:16I think maximum occupancy has been reached.40:19Take the step.40:24Loki will be answering to Odin himself.40:26No, he didn't answer to us.40:30Piss off, ghost!40:40He's freaking gone.