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0:00Henry.0:01And does he have a middle name?0:03Forty.0:04God orders a boy.0:05And his mom.0:06Who is0:07Smells like he needs a0:08Okay.0:09Though she is chronicling as hard-earned0:10Yeah, well, newborns.0:13That tone.0:15Like I need her approval.0:16What the fuck?0:17It's like he's gonna stab her in the eye.0:19Let's go.0:21Stabbing someone in the eye but is actually perf-0:23I don't let myself think about who love is.0:30No, no, I'm just tired.0:34Yeah, just, just lie down.0:37Every time I touch you.0:39Just fucking let me do it.0:40I'm sorry, it's all in my head.0:45You'll fuck yourself.0:49Love's gorgeous.0:50I fucking kicked my ass.0:53Don't worry, you'll get used to it.0:55Is it just me or is everyone in this conversation calling me fat?0:59guys love yeah okay with twins it's kind of why i started writing yeah no god i wish someone would1:10have told me but endorphins oxytocin it's incredible this isn't some german fairy tale where a witch1:19keeps nice giving are you okay you look a little1:27no matter what that's so generous well i am generous you1:35those are true trust me1:40jackson andrew jackson now that is unfortunate1:47How could I forget?1:48They seem like Queen Bee.1:49Let me...1:50Okay.1:53New life here.1:59About the other night, we had a drink.2:01Yeah.2:02Monster!2:04While we're telling the truth,2:07you are a great mother.2:11Thanks.2:17Well then nothing to worry about.2:21I already sent your paper But I was told this is the best let me show you the other storage room2:38bottom line in the right hands this place could be so what do you think what2:47did you do?2:48crackable traceable phone did you yeah Henry our child is named after her dead2:55added codependent brother so Joe how have you found the transition to okay you3:03know in yeah oh my god are you fucking kidding me I use that thing all the time3:14Or yours.3:15The we.3:19So what is it?3:23Feminist gender.3:26Before that, it was curry home for dinner.3:29Just, you're just doing it all.3:33What were you feeling?3:36So you stay.3:40Unfortunately, that's our time for today.3:43I'm giving you homework.3:44and her for murdering this...3:45I'm sorry.3:51Not what I said.3:55Um...3:55Being a mom with twins.3:58A hot spot.3:59It's never had you, mama.4:00Yeah.4:03What are you doing?4:03Are you bringing him?4:05You want to leave him in the car?4:06It's like bad parenting 101.4:08I drove.4:10I was trying to...4:12I believe you.4:13So...4:14I wish I knew what he was thinking.4:42What are you doing here?4:43Hi, Matthew.4:48So.4:49And our son is merciful.4:51When do you think I'm scared?4:54You done everything right doctor Yeah so we actually just moved here a few months ago with a newborn That right Like if nobody finds Hey guys what can I get you5:10Always.5:11I heard...5:12Oh.5:13Stop that.5:18Stop what?5:19Flirting.5:20Okay, so my house is...5:22Which is awesome.5:24Ah.5:24And unless...5:27Okay. Jesus fucking Christ.5:30My lady and savior.5:34Carrot or chai walnut?5:39Oh, no.5:41I, um...5:43That was my first recipe.5:46And I used to make it all the time for my brother when he would...5:50When he came around.5:54What the fuck?6:24creating my relationship with you.6:25You're under a lot of stress right now.6:27I know you don't know what you're saying.6:28Oh my god, I want you to leave.6:29I came here to get a fresh start, and you followed me here6:32and brought all your toxic garbage with you.6:34You have so much anger.6:36That's not healthy.6:46But everybody already think.6:48Natalie's scarf with her blood on it,6:50I only kept it for insurance.6:53Take care of it.6:55...labor at the bakery.6:57I am your guy.6:57I don't know, I just feel like it's gonna make a...7:00...wasn't a strategy.7:02You say anything, don't fight or...7:04...he...7:05...hey.7:06Can't tell you how so...7:07...leave in subjecting kids to toxic injections they don't need to fight things their bodies were created to fight.7:13We don't judge people who do, of course.7:17Anyway, uh...7:18Jeez, I didn't come here to get on a soapbox.7:21Again, we, um, we apologize.7:24The most important thing is that everyone is better now right Thanks7:40Hey, Gil.7:50Out of my mind. He'll go straight to the police.7:51Fuck.7:52Destruction.7:54something that he doesn't want so did Dahmer7:59hey hello I could have one of everything well I wouldn't tell what my ass would8:08god I envy you love8:12Fuck.8:14To like, I don't know, like,8:18Like, I don't, I don't8:20If you think this vineyard business is going to jeopardize the bakery because it's the8:26Oh, why what's up?8:42Hey, say.8:45No, of course I'm not busy.8:46What is it?8:54Really?8:55Oh, that's rich.8:57I cheated to get my son into Dartmouth?9:00Huh, why?9:01Alan is a stellar student, not the world's best test taker.9:05Dartmouth received perfect test scores from your son.9:07No.9:08He got in on his GPA, his essay, and community service.9:11And his perfect SAT score.9:14And there's also, yeah, all-American water polo until a career-ending injury.9:19That isn't my son's transcript.9:20No?9:22Because there's also this.9:24That's 50K you donated to a Bennett's fund to help underprivileged kids have a shot at college.9:30You're good at this.9:32What's that got to do with anything?9:33There is no Bennett's fund.9:35Or, I mean, there is.9:36But for kids like Alan.9:38Disturbingly good.9:39That's $25,000 to a Fry family whose all-star cheerleader Vicky graduated with Alan.9:45What?9:46Did they agree to vouch they built houses in Haiti or some shit?9:51Hacked.9:53Sexually assaulted.9:55The reason you left, we did it.10:00again. I need to come up with some sort of plan. Joe, I really, I really need you to listen to me right now.10:06Joseph Quinton Goldberg! Hey, this is not our fault. He did this. It was his decision.10:18We did everything to keep our promise. But the fuck did he have to kill himself?10:30The search is starting soon.10:32Okay, okay, okay.10:36Oh my god.10:38Joe.10:40I have a plan.10:44Oh, and please tell me you saw that speech.10:46Right?11:00Uh...11:23Hey, Sherry, are you okay?11:25Uh...11:26he's having a very hard day yeah yeah and how silicon valley discards women11:37dad whoa they think they found something11:42we did it love and yet it worked everything's fine and and chaos for that to be the husband11:53and father i want to be not having priorities are clear make our marriage work so are put the conrad12:04for showing up to a midterm drunk he got arrested in high school too is that right actually there's12:11a spot with your name all over it impulses is the yeah i thought i give you a heads up The car in the driveway Yeah but I walked into the middle of something12:29Did you just get one of everything?12:32Oh.12:42They fucking arrested you for driving drunk on a scooter?12:44Yeah.12:45True.12:51You like someone to save. It's the...12:54That...12:55Now, if you'll excuse...12:57I mean, I got it.13:07First of all, I'm not that old.13:09But you're ignoring me.13:11And he's already...13:13Am I?13:14I don't deserve him.13:19She's making food.13:23Mother of my child.13:25Love of my life.13:30And intend to make it a hub for transformation.13:32Course Dottie befriends Sherry.13:35And her billion followers.13:37I'll be back in a sec, okay?13:38It begins.13:39Keep it together.13:40She's smelt.13:41Remember pretending to be orphans?13:43That was fun.13:44Out of life.13:45A tarnished marriage that would take so much work to hear.13:48And so I started...13:51I would suggest a look inward and read my book.13:55So I can read more about your narcissistic climb to success when poof, you suddenly discovered13:59you were deserving.14:00Sounds like a bunch of privileged bullshit to me.14:04Use our privilege.14:06Did you just answer me?14:17What the fuck?14:19Party?14:21I'm always here.14:24I fell so in love with Joe.14:28I know, I don't...14:29I don't even...14:32like him...14:35anymore.14:36I mean he makes me feel bad for being me That not how your soulmate supposed to make you feel right There is one person14:50That whole soulmate thing. Ugh, I didn't even like him for a while.14:57When you're happy and healthy, then you can make real.15:00About Natalie's murder, Joe.15:06I trust you.15:07Elsa, so the red, an unshakable team.15:22Yeah.15:24Extracted, which is necessary to keep her fr-15:26Do the food, collect the compliments, expose-15:30But-15:33With Carrie, and my vagina has-15:35We're friends.15:36It's the part where he found a way to get her on my lawn.15:40What happened to my wife in trouble?15:43Sort of.15:44The caterer for the library fundraiser dropped out.15:48So Sherry asked me if I would pitch in.15:52God, I'm sorry.15:54I don't know what I was thinking.15:56I've had a long day.15:57I mean, it was a good idea.15:58Yeah, of course.15:59I just, I don't know.16:01I'm trying to blow you the second you walk in the door.16:03That's silly.16:03Hey, hey, stop.16:06Oh my god!16:14Where the fuck did you get donut packs?16:16In Berkeley.16:17So I paid a kid to stand in line and courier them over here.16:18The hottest thing on earth.16:21Mmm.16:22That's my secret sex blog.16:26Oh, I do not think that I picked up on that.16:30And the more time.16:34You don't mean that.16:35I do.16:36love please I made a mistake but I've been you could have killed him this aka16:45the lifestyle lightly but not to leave me no hard feelings to go follow her16:52James let himself become the villain of theirs we can take nine getting physical I couldn care less bud It not the most subtle come here of my life but I really I not complaining about it I don know what you talking about17:14I didn't even see you there I saw Joe's car in the driveway yeah he's taking a nap17:23yeah17:26How did that make you feel?17:34Jealous?17:36Disgressing with that idiot rich kid did that for you.17:40All I do is worry about you.17:42I don't need you to worry about me.17:45I need your heart.17:48Henry needs your heart.17:49Just leave Henry out of this.17:50I can't, Joe.17:53Unlike you, I have to be his mother.17:56In addition to running a fucking business, keeping this house together, dragging you to therapy, trying to be my sexiest self so you don't get bored and find another Natalie.18:06Please fuck with your phone.18:07Why? You hate hearing the truth.18:09Hey, you good?18:11My wife seems more into me than I.18:13Stress.18:14But honestly, I.18:16Who knows what he thinks.18:18Run away with me.18:19And also, I.18:21I just thought I knew why you were so hush hush.18:24because Madre Linda is a nest full of narcissistic vipers18:28because narcissism is control18:30I mean it's a thing18:33we did all of this18:35changing diapers18:41whoa whoa whoa whoa easy18:44is that my mind18:45new rules18:50one of you takes this shoots the other18:52I let whoever lives out.18:57Are you insane?19:00Well, if your marriage is so perfect, stay together.19:05Die together.19:08Oh, this is straightening your sword.19:10When I asked him to stay in law.19:11Right?19:12My lawyer friend said that they were.19:13What do you think?19:15Hey.19:18He was.19:18you're a fucking monster19:23here we are