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0:00No candy again?0:06Bobby's got a bail hearing.0:07That kid's gonna be the death of her. What is-0:09I'm using inns.0:10Oh, if I stick this in the-0:19Uh, I was gonna-0:21For what?0:22What?0:23He probably let him get away cause he knows him.0:25I am bitch.0:26She work.0:27Fine, but it never happened.0:29They fired her for selling medical supplies on eBay.0:31Will you shut up?0:32Plus, Ian.0:34His real name's Phillip.0:35My honor.0:37Jimmy Clifton.0:38You're saying that I look twice.0:41I can't.0:46Liam's my brother.0:53Hi.0:54I've got a... I've got a party.1:04Listen, thank you for trying to get my purse back and stuff.1:09Steve?1:10No.1:11Uh-huh.1:12Who's Steve?1:13The other night.1:15No!1:16I know.1:18Did he give you money for the field trip?1:21Heh. At least I can.1:24Proofs I'm wanted.1:29...sled up your arm. They look great.1:41Okay, wait. Alright. Agree or disagree?1:43Agree?1:46Okay, so I lose respect for...1:51Get it Frank so it's proved you're looking for work1:55It almost missed me. Yo camera1:58Where's the in-year-old Ian a seven-year-old a five year?2:05You know2:10Pussy you're pathetic Frank get out now. I mean it come on2:14Yes!2:15Oh, sorry, I came.2:17Canadian health.2:20And there's coffee in the pot.2:22Probably a couple decades old but Thanks So is this Steve Y I was hoping you come I haven set foot in there since they tossed me out of the choir What I miss Go away2:36I'm here. I don't know why you do this oatmeal.2:41Hey, not true. You never looked at the other...2:44They saw us in the car.2:46Huh?2:51Yes? Hi.2:53Okay? Can I speak about what would have been nice?2:55It's not the kind of... I know it seems weird, I didn't...2:58I find that hard to believe.3:00Can I power your car just for the night?3:03No.3:04When the spring brings the sun3:06I'll finally sleep, I'll finally3:11Feel better when the wind is gone3:17I feel better when the wind is gone3:22Hey.3:24I don't know that I can make that happen.3:29Okay.3:30Uh, oh.3:32A cup of coffee would be great.3:34Why don't I make it?3:36Oh my god.3:38It seems perfect.3:40Why ruin it?3:42If you don't, I will.3:44This was the vestige of an archaic civilization.3:46How would you know?3:48Mm-hmm.3:50Oh no.3:51Mm-hmm.3:52Oh.3:53What?3:54It's in my throat right now.3:55This adrenaline's kinda cool, isn't it?4:10I'll see you at the wedding.4:12The joke is bigger, right?4:13Yeah, right.4:14Rick4:19Life could be long sucking skits in our own ass4:21Ha ha ha4:22Oh, uh uh, no, I'm4:23Be always a good thing4:24Let's go4:25I'm drunk4:26I'm drunk4:29Get down4:30Take it down4:43Frank forgot to pay Get the fuck out of my house5:06You should deadbolt your door.5:07This is a dangerous neighborhood.5:08Frank doesn't live here anymore.5:10Put the bat down.5:11It's fine.5:12Good for you.5:13Who are you going to take?5:14Okay.5:17I should call.5:18Everything back home is fine.5:20This way.5:21Two.5:22All set.5:22I'm 3211.5:23The wedding was called off, but the groom's already charged their credit card.5:26Apparently the bride saw her fiancé on to catch a predator.5:28Ouch.5:30Sweet.5:31Oh, you're gonna love it.5:36Yeah, but can we order a burger or something?5:39The hotel probably gave us something hard to pronounce.5:41I had him bring it over.5:44I think I just came.5:46Dig in.5:48I won't look like a lady.5:53Have you been watching TV on mute this whole time?5:56Yeah, the Bulls game was fun, but Charlie Rose was a challenge.6:00Really? That sounds just like me.6:02Yeah, I know, right?6:04You need to sit in your pants and go answer the door.6:15You paid him off, right? My brothers, Debbie?6:18You paid him to tell me to go away last night, didn't you?6:23Hey, girl. Can you pay a check?6:29Yeah. Thanks, Gisela.6:33I can't find her. What job?6:35Okay, keep going, or okay, you want to pay?6:38Keep going.6:41We got her!6:51No worries.6:53Dury number three.7:06That's 36 bucks.7:08I got it.7:16Keeps James down.7:18Thanks.7:23Come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on Just so I say it to the gay bartender Would actually take me away someplace so we could have sex on a beach I could I just feel like I haven seen a lot of you lately7:37Yes, I guess that's what I'm saying.7:42Guy starts just showing up for late-night booty calls or wants me to meet his mother.7:46Either way, I start looking for readings to walk.7:48Well, Mom?7:48My business.7:49He builds them.7:51You steal them.7:52Come on, let's dance.7:55Come on!7:58It's Zsa Zsa Gabor at her finest.8:01We could watch it.8:03And not watch it.8:04How have you been Yuri like popcorn burned?8:08That doesn't mean I want you to buy us a new one.8:12The universe is smaller than Adam.8:15and no reading under the covers8:24it's good all right easy can you wiggle your ears oh my god8:33slightly right slightly i think i can8:36i said wiggle your ears not shit your pants8:42You want to see me make a vagina?8:45Oh, that's sexy, but I'll piss.8:48I can put my ankle behind my head and sing the Star Spangled Banner.8:53Does it have to be our national anthem?8:55What else would it be?8:56Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light, what so proudly we hailed?9:08Mom promised to go before.9:10Show him your special skill.9:11Oh.9:12Snob mob always make...9:18Hi.9:23Hi, Fiona.9:28Long time no see.9:30Yeah.9:31Yeah.9:32It gives me more time to buy drugs and fence stolen goods.9:35if i can fit it into my busy schedule get to know them well i guess they chose not to show that side9:43of themselves today they're just insecure so they gotta make everybody else feel as shitty as they do9:48worked how about we go grab some coffee i don't do coffee tea no i mean i do coffee10:00I just don't have the luxury of doing it in the middle of the day like you people.10:03So now it's a drink.10:05I'll take that as a yes.10:07So what were you like?10:08I was thinking the same thing.10:09Uh, an old lady who can do this.10:13Yeah?10:14Yeah.10:15He's good at hiding it, though.10:17I've been dating this guy, Steve.10:21That'll always have his passion.10:24Before I met how I was engaged to this guy, Ralph.10:27Done that.10:28So what happened with the bathroom fucker?10:31Sorry.10:33I think so.10:35Or at least he pretends to.10:37Good, then hold on to him because guys like that get scooped up fast.10:40And before you know it, you're 30.10:42That looks good on you.10:43You think?10:45Your body is perfect.10:47It makes me look huge.10:49Please.10:51I really like Steve, by the way.10:54He's a good guy, I think.10:56Oh, gotta pick up the monsters.10:58Why are you being so nice to me?