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0:00I am the magical girl of dreams and hopes, la la la la, I am the magical...0:10I shouldn't be so surprised. Ever since I met him, I had a feeling he'd end up like this.0:18Check it out.0:21I sure love bikes, especially motorcycles, when you hear the roar of that engine.0:26We should go riding together sometime.0:28But actually, to tell you the truth, I've never even ridden a motorcycle before.0:34Yeah.0:37Bye-bye.0:38I'm gonna kill myself!0:43There's a whole ocean of beautiful women just waiting to be explored.0:47Get ready, digital world, because here I come.0:50By the way, what is a gal game?0:52It's short for galvanization game, of course.0:54You know, like the Italian physicist Luigi Galvani?0:56But not like galvanization where you coat metal.0:58More like the classical definition where electricity excites the nerves.1:01So it's a revolutionary game that works on the principle of stimulating the brain like Galvani stimulated the frog's legs.1:06As you can see, it's all pretty complicated.1:08That's not a real game.1:09It sounds ridiculous when I say it, but I actually am a creator now.1:13The only reason I got into this in the first place was because I needed to do research.1:17What's that? What a weirdo.1:19And he smells.1:20I don't blame you.1:21I guess he's kind of cute, but he's such an otaku. He really gives me the creeps.1:25Yeah, and he's like half a kikamori, too.1:28And he's into little girls!1:30That's disgusting!1:32Take a good look at yourself.1:34Right now you're nothing but an ugly, pathetic, filthy pervert.1:38And that's on top of being a worthless hikikamori and an occasional dumbass!1:52What's up with that girl?1:55What the hell's going on?1:57And do you want to know why? Because for men like us reality is filled with pain and suffering2:03Cold-hearted women who make fun of us2:05Arrogant bitches that look down on us That two whore that cheated on me with that convenience store manager that college freshman girl that joined with my innocent youth I mean even you be upset if someone called you garbage or said you a useless failure of a human being to your2:19face, right? That's why you think it, but you don't say it. Wait a sec. What? So basically2:29what you're saying is that you think I'm garbage and a useless failure of a human being, but2:33you're keeping it to yourself because you don't want me to get mad?2:39That's not what I said at all.2:41I'm being targeted by an evil underground organization.2:45Those NHK bastards set me up!2:48It's a conspiracy!2:50Hey, wait!2:52How about something more American?2:56Wonderful, fantastic, dreamy gal games company2:59created by Yamazaki and Sato from MH for the future.3:03How does that sound, huh?3:04I can't remember that!3:06Who the hell invited Yamazaki?3:08Well, this is the last drinking party of the semester,3:11so we were supposed to invite everybody, you know?3:13It's not like I wanted him to come.3:15I didn't even think he wanted to come.3:16I mean, he never came to any of our other parties.3:19You're such a loser!3:21You stole my shoes!3:22He's got dog crap on!3:23Cut it out, you guys!3:25Oh, no, it's that retard tomboy!3:26Let's go!3:27Quick, to our secret anti-retard board!3:29Now, retard's allowed!3:30Hey! Who are you calling a retard?3:32Women lie without a second thought!3:34Uh... Begone...3:37Dirty whores.3:38That was pathetic, Sato!3:40Put this on and try it again!3:42Begone... Dirty whores!3:45Channel your hatred and say it again!3:47Begone, dirty whores, you hear me?!3:50Okay, begone, dirty whores!3:53Begone, dirty whores!3:55Begone, dirty whores!3:59Do you think you're ready to know the truth?4:02Well, let me tell you, it's quite simple.4:07It's because I want you to be...4:10I want you to be...4:12A hikikomori forever.4:17Damn it another trap I have to say Mr Ido the meeting today was really nice4:30I feel like my soul is in play4:33come on Miss Aki4:35let's go4:36I'm sure we won't be meeting again4:43but take care4:45you too4:47Hey Hida, where are you?4:50I'm right here, stop yelling. It's embarrassing.4:54Later.4:58Thanks Misaki, I owe you one.5:00Okay.5:02Okay.5:05Woohoo!5:09Meow.5:14Meow.5:18Wait, that person who came to visit you wouldn't happen to be your girlfriend, would she?5:23Don't be ridiculous.5:24Like I said, it's just some annoying little girl.5:26Huh?5:28Hey!5:32You're so cute, Mia.5:37I don't think I'm ready for conversation techniques yet.5:41I still have questions from yesterday.5:43I need to know the results of my dream analysis.5:46The giant snake with the rock-hard scales,5:49the apple, the gun.5:50What do they all symbolize, huh?5:53Tell me the truth.5:54You're a virgin, aren't you, Sato?5:55Huh?5:58That's good.6:00Wow.6:00Yeah, it's chock full of fresh natural taste.6:04God, I wish I were back on that island.6:13Sato's back?6:18What's the big deal?6:20It's not like it's illegal or anything.6:25Sato, wait!6:27Well, this is one sucker you're not gonna suck!6:30She sucked me in didn she That ridiculous If you don quit now they just keep sending you more and more useless products unless you terminate your membership that debt of yours is gonna suck you dry you hear me do you get it now i get it suck me dry can i help sato you not listening i6:51telling you the dialogue you wrote for the heroin in this scene doesn't work at all6:54do you think so not even close i don't know it seems fine to me that's because you're a6:59fucking idiot when you put it that way i suppose i don't have a choice it's all right sato you don't7:06have to beg me i don't mind pretending to be your girlfriend oh yeah yamazaki i'll just ask yamazaki7:12to do it what yamazaki's gonna be your girlfriend no way you can't do that there's no time to waste7:23I better ask him now so we can put together a plan!7:26I'm Karu! Nice to meet you!7:28Do you mind if I call you mom?7:30Hell no.7:31I'm gonna try talking to my mom about the company, so she may be calling soon.7:35I'm sorry, but stay put just a little longer.7:37Alright, but try to hurry it up.7:39I have better things to do with my time.7:41Right.7:49No, I love her from the bottom of my heart!7:51You don't know anything!7:56Sato, that so-called love of yours is just a facade!8:01No, it's the real thing!8:05Gal games, figures, doesn't she?8:08When it comes to hentai and hot anime girls, I gotta have it all!8:12I may look harmless, but I'm really a perverted super otaku!8:16Yamazaki.8:17Don't ever let the world beat you down, Sato8:22Don't say that! Stop acting like this is the end for you!8:30Okay, I'll tell you about a dream I had8:33A giant snake dove into the ocean and I thrust a long sword into an apple8:38Then I fired a shiny black long barreled gun8:41Stop! Or I'll find you for sexual harassment!8:44So welcome to the NHK.