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0:00The End0:02The End0:10Hello. Good morning, sunshine.0:16That's nice to know chivalry isn't dead.0:20How long have you been practicing law?0:24Sometimes.0:26What time is it?0:28It's 1222 AM.0:31About seven hours.0:33You don't necessarily show the best judgment when beautiful women are involved.0:37How would I even know if she's a beautiful woman?0:39I don't know. It's kind of spooky, actually.0:41But if there's a stunning woman with questionable character in the room,0:44Matt Murdock's gonna find her and Foggy Nelson is gonna suffer.0:47Alright, I don't disagree with anything you're saying.0:56I haven't always been blind.0:58I guess that's what everyone wants to know.1:01That or how do you comb your hair?1:04How do you comb your hair?1:07Honestly, you just hope for the best.1:09It must have been rough.1:11I made it through.1:20Stop.1:21Stop on top of that.1:22He can take an unbelievable amount of punishment without one damn complaint.1:26The last part is Catholicism.1:27You need a dog?1:29Not getting a dog.1:30What? You don't like dogs? Who doesn't like dogs?1:32I love dogs.1:34Everybody loves dogs.1:42Wow, you don't like cats?1:44I'm allergic.1:46You worried about me?1:49What if I were?1:52I would tell you I'm a big boy.1:54And not to be.1:56My mom wanted me to be a butcher, you know that?2:00Oh, not the butcher story.2:01I said, no mom, I want to be a lawyer.2:03And I don't remember what I said next.2:04No, you never do.2:05You got your own office.2:07We have office space.2:09An actual office would involve plantery and equipment,2:13fax machines, or whatever successful people use.2:16I don't think they use fax machines anymore.2:26Do you know who reps him Yeah I know Ever seen sharks feed up close before2:37Try not to splash too much.2:39It attracts him.2:41Bird.2:41Right.2:43Smooth.2:44I mean, I assume she's hot.2:46She hot?2:46Oh.2:48How would I know?2:49This again.2:55Matthew.2:57Vanessa.2:58Vanessa.3:00You're probably wondering what a man who can't see is doing in an art gallery.3:04I didn't want to be forward.3:07I'm told by my guests my apartment's a bit stark.3:11I thought maybe some art would warm it up.3:14Well, I'm not trying to impress the pizza guy.3:25How do you say lawyers in Spanish?3:29Lawyers?3:31Avocados.3:33El grande avocado.3:35That's not Spanish.3:37That's fruit.3:38That's fruit.3:38That's a vegetable at best.3:40See, that's what you get for taking Punjabi instead of Spanish with me.3:44God, shut up.3:46Kiss my ass.3:46You can't speak.3:48This is the city's ever seen.3:53Spam avocado.3:55Tripping and falling, taking out the trash.4:01You got to get someone to do that for you.4:06Not so much.4:07daredevil sounds like he's gonna jump snake river canyon on his rocket cycle4:27it kind of does doesn't it okay okay i thought it was a bit goofy at first but it kind of grows on4:33Well, thank her for us.4:36What, do you go back to the gym?4:38Hell no.4:39Do I look capable of making healthy life choices?4:41I went out, Matthew.4:43Went out dancing.4:44I'm choosing not to believe that.4:45And yet it's true.4:46Mind if I ask you a personal question?4:48Go ahead.4:49Are you insane?4:50Yes.4:51Tell me it was the barista.4:52Her name is Bethany and she is very limber You my hero So when the next date Well therein lies the true pain No Yes One and done5:06End of the night she hugged me like a cousin and said,5:08I'll call you. Brutal.5:11I don't want to lose you.5:14You won't. Promise me.5:17You want me to cross my heart?5:21Do not make fun of me.5:24I swear.5:28Come on.5:34What happened?5:36It was my shutout.5:37Um, you're going for a shutout against a blind man?5:40How do you sleep at night, Miss Paige?5:42You gotta be sick.5:47I leave you two alone for one minute.5:49She wanted to teach me.5:54Did you even listen to Brett?5:56We're talking about a squad of trained killers loose on the streets.5:59Not the kind of guys you challenge to a fist fight in your underwear.6:02Hey, it's not underwear, Foggy.6:06Underwear is comfortable.6:07You're a lot of things. Bulletproof is not one of them.6:10I'll see you in the morning.6:11I think you are.6:16Oh my god, you think I'm insane.6:19I'm kidding.6:24What's that?6:25Keep going like this, you just might end up happy.6:28And for a Catholic boy, it's a pretty dangerous thing.6:32I don't know what you're talking about.6:35Godspeed, Matt Murdock.6:36Hey!6:47So, uh, last night.6:52Last night?6:54I don't know. What happened last night?6:56Josie? Foggy?6:57Something happened? Anything else?6:59Yeah.7:03I bet nothing's moved.7:21Grew up so fast, don't they?7:24What do you tell the women you bring home Oh they enjoying themselves too much They don ask Sure7:46And I get the sense things are complicated with you and the guy upstairs.7:50No, not at all.7:52If anything I'd say, we finally know where we stand with each other.7:58Without complaint, because I too believed I was God's soldier.8:16Maybe next time.8:18I'll hold you to that.8:22Well, it warms my heart to see you going out to do something other than beat someone8:46up.8:47How do you know?8:51Could just be adding style to my beatings.8:54Did you?8:56Did you just make a joke?8:59You look ready to smile.9:08Semi-decent lawyer, though.9:10Ooh, semi-decent. Ouch.9:12You do break the law. A lot. And often.9:16Objection.9:17Well, I'm not paying you.9:24You don't have to.9:25Oh, because she'll vote the bill?9:26Yeah.9:27And I'm a Catholic.9:29I have a soft spot for hopeless causes.9:32That was a bad joke, sorry.9:34Are those pork?9:36No, the shrimp.9:38Oh, this guy's got pork.9:39Oh, great.9:42God, you're weird.9:47The scarf looked better.9:55Nice ears.9:57They're horns.10:00I'm not proud of it, but...10:07I put on the suit and rough up people late on rent.10:12I hope that's a joke.