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0:00Okay, I lied, but I had to go home and work on my costume.0:04In the regular world, Halloween is when children dress up in costumes and beg for candy.0:09In girl world, Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress like a total slut0:14and no other girls can say anything about it.0:16The hardcore girls just wear lingerie and some form of animal ears.0:20Doesn't she look great, honey?0:24What are you?0:25I'm a mouse. Duh.0:28Unfortunately, no one told me about the slut rule, so I showed up like this.0:39Hey!0:51Hey!0:52Why are you dressed so scary?0:54It's Halloween.0:56Have you seen Jason?0:58You know who's looking fine tonight?1:00Seth Mosikowski.1:02Okay, you did not just say that.1:05What He a good kisser He your cousin Yeah but he my first cousin Right So you have your cousins and then you have your first cousins and then you have your second cousin No Because honey mm1:18That's not right, is it?1:20That is so not right.1:23You made it.1:25And you are a zombie bride.1:30An ex-wife.1:31Love it.1:32Can I get you something to drink?1:34Yeah.1:35Be right back.1:35Thanks.1:37Karen, stop it.1:41Tell me, Karen.1:41Hey, Seth.1:46Hey.1:48Oh, no.1:50Didn't anybody tell you?1:51You were supposed to wear a costume.1:53Oh, shut up.1:55I need to talk to you.1:56You know that girl Katie?1:58Yeah, she's cool.1:59I invited her tonight.2:02Well, be careful, because she has a huge crush on you.2:05Really?2:06How do you know?2:07Because she told me.2:09She tells everybody.2:11It's kind of cute, actually.2:13She's like a little girl.2:14She, like, writes all over her notebook,2:16Mrs. Aaron Samuels.2:17And she made this T-shirt that says,2:19I heart Aaron and she wears it under all her clothes Oh come on Well who can blame her I mean you gorgeous And okay look I not saying she a stalker2:29but she saved this Kleenex you used,2:32and she said she's gonna do some kind of African voodoo with it2:36to make you like her.2:38What?2:43This was it. Regina said she would talk to Erin for me,2:46and now she was.2:47I know she's kind of socially retarded and weird, but she's my friend, so just promise me you won't make fun of her.2:55Of course I'm not going to make fun of her.2:57How could Janice hate Regina?2:59She was such a good slut!3:10What are you doing? You broke up with me.3:13That's crazy. Why would I break up with you?3:15You're so hot.3:22Ah!3:24That's a scary mask, bro.3:26I had never felt this feeling before.3:28I could hear my heartbeat in my ears.3:30My stomach felt like it was going to fall out my butt I had this lump in my throat like after you dry swallow a big pill I hated Regina I hated her3:55She took him back.3:57Regina took Aaron back.3:59Oh, no, Caddy.4:01Why would she do that?4:02Because she's a life ruiner.4:04She ruins people's lives.4:06When we were 13, she made people sign this petition4:08saying that Janice was a-4:09Damien, please!4:10Look, she's not gonna get away with this again, OK?4:12We're gonna do something.4:14We are.4:17Regina George is an evil dictator.4:20How do you overthrow a dictator?4:22You cut off her resources.4:24Regina would be nothing without her high-status man candy,4:29technically good physique,4:32an ignorant band of loyal followers.4:37Now, Cady, if we want this to work,4:39you are gonna have to keep hanging out with them4:41like nothing is wrong.4:42Can you do it?4:44I can do it.4:46Okay, let's rock this bitch.