Irina Jelavic — Assassination Classroom [1080p] — @secuntraa
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AddedSep 16, 2026
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0:00A doll face.0:01Please, I don't have time for this.0:02My students are expecting me.0:05You're a prince among men.0:08I'll remember this kindness always.0:10I'm trying to find Kunugi Gaoka Jr. High.0:13Do you know where it is?0:14Irina Jelovic.0:15Nice to meet you all.0:17She's, uh, very qualified.0:19No harm in that, is there?0:21For hot and bothered.0:24The more I look at you, the more I feel myself.0:27If she's here, odds are it's not just-0:30Apparently the art of seduction works just as well on whatever the hell he-0:36Irina Yelevich, first-rate assassin.0:41Beautiful, intelligent, athletic, fluent in a dozen languages, validating.0:46She wrote the book on infiltration and approach.0:50But this time you'll actually have to teach.0:53Ah, as if I'll be here long enough. I'm a professional. The octopus will be pushing up daisies before lunch.1:00I hate to ask this, but I would be ever so grateful if you could fetch some Vietnamese coffee.1:06I thought maybe you could grab it while I run the students through their English lessons.1:10Sure, whatever. Knock yourselves out. Teacher needs peace and quiet though, so make it a study hall.1:15And another thing, let's agree not to call me Miss when the octopus isn't around.1:20When he is around, call me Miss Yelevich.1:23Please, sweetheart. You're a bunch of saplings.1:25Adults have their own way of doing things.1:27Take note.1:28Speaking of which, you're Nagisa Shiota, right?1:32Do me a favor. Show me what you've got on him.1:35Grab your special little notebook.1:37Meet me in the faculty lounge in ten minutes.1:39Give Miss Yelevich something useful,1:41and I'll let you go home while these gentlemen stand in for you.1:44Oh, and a word of warning from those of us who know our job.1:47Get in the way, you die.1:49die. Such a bitch. This assignment is the first in which my objective, everything should be in order1:57though. The kid's intel has given me a lot to work with. If your plan is to sneak up on him,2:03you probably don't want to smoke. This will be a piece of cake. My strategy is airtight.2:10I walk between the raindrops, slip. Miss Yellow Bitch, man, are you going to teach us or what? Yeah,2:15Come on, Miss Yellow Bitch.2:17No disrespect, but you are a teacher, aren't you, Miss Yellow Bitch?2:20AHHHH!2:20Ixnay on the bitches!2:22Be excellent!2:23Now sit back and enjoy the show It almost go time After fifth period Like maybe out in the shed Seeing what she been able to put together in such a short time2:35does tend to make me agree with them.2:38One that requires flexibility, finesse.2:42He's mine.2:43I just have to act quickly before he gets suspicious.2:46Oh, Koro-sensei! I just can't stand it!2:49You'll think I'm a harlot, but I simply can't control myself around-2:52That's right. Keep those beady little eyes on me. Don't pay attention to your surroundings.2:56Don't put it here!2:57Goodbye, stupid.2:59Don't be such a prude! Let me get these clothes.3:02Live ammo, big guns. Enough combined speed and firepower to take out a small army.3:08Zero.3:12You... you have four eyes!3:15Oh, and just out of curiosity, that my preferred method of retaliation is grooming.3:22Miss Yellow Bitch has been stuffed into a tastefully retro gym outfit!3:26It would take longer to describe the things he did to this body than it did for him to do them.3:31I've never been so humiliated in all my life.3:34I am a professional, dammit!3:36The octopus will pay!3:39If he thinks I'm out of ideas, that yellow wiggler, I just need fresh supplies.3:43Excuse me, miss.3:46What?3:47Worried about entrance exams when the planet is on notice?3:49Must be paradise not knowing your ass from a hole in the ground.3:52Give it a rest.3:53Even if the earth wasn't on the brink of destruction,3:56entrance exams are for-3:57Jerk-offs are gonna get out of life.3:59Otherwise, knock it off with the whining and let-4:02Get out.4:08That's it! I will make you rue the day you are-4:11I have too fine a woman to be one-upped by a bunch of-4:14Do what?4:15I'm an accomplished assassin, not a glorified rug-rat wrangler.4:18Let me focus on what I'm quali-4:19Quick as the bastard is, you wouldn't think it-4:22He's dangerous, contradictory, and a damn near perfect teacher.4:28They're fine-tuning the necessary hand-eye coordination skills to hit a moving target.4:32Everyone has two roles here, or one where we can fit ourselves into simple categories.4:37I understand wanting to take pride in yourself as a professional,4:40but if you can't cut it as both assassin and teacher, you're toast.4:45You want to stay here? Keep at it. Fine.4:48Be my guest.4:49Just treat those kids with respect.4:58What word does incredible modify You know this one Don expect me to be like the octopus He can help you with your entrance exams5:06Which isn't without value, I suppose.5:08All I can do is help you learn the art of conversation.5:11So, this ought to put us on the level, right?5:14Oh, and I'm sorry about being such a bitch.5:19You're giving me a chance?5:21You're not upset with me?5:22To be totally fair, we didn't exactly get off on the right foot with that nickname.5:26Maybe not, but we've got to call her something.5:29How about Miss Hella Bitch?5:32Uh, or we could just agree to move away from the whole bitch motif altogether.5:37Professor Bitch sounds classy. How about we do that?5:40I vote for that one. Professor Bitch all the way.5:44It's an absolute sauna in here.5:48How do they expect these kids to function without AC?5:50I've tried to put in several requests for innovations, but the funds aren't there, or so I'm told.5:55Syrah. Way to ditch me, jerk!5:57Hey, Professor Bitch!6:01No one said anything about a class trip during lunch.6:05Yeah, no offense, Professor, but you look wrecked.6:07You try running through nature!6:11Whoa! Who's the boobalicious foreign-looking chick?6:15Slow down! I'm dying!6:22Quick recovery, huh?6:24Dish, or I'll smother you!6:27Stop it, professor, bitch! I can't breathe through your enormous tut-tut!6:31The in-class douchebags aren't supposed to get any special perks!6:34Ow!6:35What a little prick. Somebody ought to-6:38Hey, was that teacher standing there a second ago?6:42I don't know. What's with him being all big and like wiggly?6:45Yeah, and what's with the hollow trying to stab him?6:48Is that a thing? Can she do that?6:50I can get him! Let's go!6:52Come on!6:53If I wished to align...6:55Principal here.6:56Believe me, he is, which also makes him our boss.6:59That's a very reasonable attitude, Principal.7:01I find that quite attractive in a man.7:04Assassins alike have their work cut out trying to off him.7:08Miss Jelovic.7:09Huh?7:10I'd like your opinion as a professional assassin.7:13All right, what do you want to know?7:14Hmm?7:16Course not.7:17If my profession has taught me anything,7:18it's that plan A almost never comes off like you'd expect.7:21There are just too many variables.7:23A good assassin has backup plans on hand for any contingencies And Mr Karasama what about you What would you be left with What would you strive for then7:35...is worthy of me. And I won't have7:37just a mind to leave. I'll f-7:39Did you really mean that crap?7:41You're gonna take off if they don't all7:43place in the top 50 on their stupid midterms?7:45That's right.7:47Well, way to be unrealistic. These kids7:49have the worst grade point average in the entire7:51school, are you not- Cool! So where7:53Where in Kyoto do we want to go?7:54Good question.7:55You're all so cute!7:57Excited to walk the city streets, boys and girls?7:59Ah, so young and naive.8:01Yeah, well, you can just stay here, Professor Bitch.8:04You can water the plants while we're gone.8:06Where should we go on day two?8:07I vote Higashiyama.8:09Remember, we have to think about assassinations.8:11But there's so much cool stuff on this route.8:13Oh, no!8:14If you bastards think you're gonna deal me out of this trip, think again!8:17What?8:18You know, you're kind of giving us mixed signals here!8:23Everyone having a glamorous day so far?8:27Um, Professor Bitch?8:29When it comes to womanly wiles, a femme fatash-8:31You stick out like a sore thumb.8:34Go change.8:34You're a chaperone, not a runway model.8:37Oh, come on, lighten up!8:38What's wrong with a little style?8:39These kids are going to the-8:40The next group you're supposed to work with has run into some unforeseen issues.8:45Something about a gang-8:47I'm supposed to tell you lights out, so I don't know, at least pretend to be a sli-8:50Okay?8:51Hang on, how come you get to drink beer, Meany?8:53I'm an adult, sweetie. Adults get to drink beer.8:56Why don't you stay up with us? You could tell us some adult stories.9:00Huh?9:01Why you trashy little ginger!9:02Now, now, don't get that out of shi-9:04You should know sex appeal is skin deep and by the time you get it, it fades.9:09In a place like the one I was born in, you learn that all too quickly.9:12Well, if you insist. Be warned, my life story might be a bit spicy for girls like you.9:18We all saw how that cover worked out for Professor Bitch.9:21She's a bomb.9:22That's a good chance.9:23Hmph. You can't be-9:24Karasima!9:26I hear adding a face can boost a girl's popularity.9:29I... I don't even know where to begin.9:32Oh, sexy guy.9:35It's a miracle!9:37Icebreakers like this guarantee a good-9:39The trick is to put yourself in the shoes of your target.9:42Kimura, throw me an icebreaker, quick!9:44No, no!9:45You're shifting the burden of conversation.9:47If you want a meaningful response, the other person has to feel you're pulling your own weight.9:51Try coming at them guns blazing with an interesting observation.9:54Okay.9:55Just let the conversation flow.9:58Finesse it like a full-tongued kid.10:00kiss10:02Uhhhhhhhhh teaching is such a pain in the ass10:04Oh yeah sure cause that's a load off10:06Come on I'm an assassin10:08I'm supposed to be killing people10:10not hunting octopus with brats10:12And while we're on the subject of tentacled pervs10:14The son of a bitch is staring at my tit10:16Sipping tea doesn't make it classy10:18Have I mentioned how much I admire your perky teaching methods?10:22Shut your fi-10:24Yeah well I'll push his buttons10:26I have better things to do than twiddle my thumbs in this dump.10:32If I could just bag the squirrely bastard.10:37A snare trap?10:39What the hell?10:41You catch me off guard, Irina.10:43Sir, why are you here?10:45What's going on here?10:46It's clear you're out of your depth.10:51A good assassin knows when to go.10:53She's crap.10:53No one was asking you!10:55Huh?10:56Here, you have all day tomorrow!10:59Oh, I see. So it's to be a-11:01Shut up! I know what this is!11:03You're hedging your bets on me because you think I'm easier to manage than some new schmuck, right?11:08Somebody's in for a rude awakening.11:10Excellent work today! I'll bet you worked up quite a thirst.11:13Aw, have an ice-cold beverage!11:15Bug dick. Oh, yeah, definitely.11:18Probably some sort of muscle relaxant. Immobilize and stab, oldest trick in the book.11:26Well, why don't I just put it here so you can take it at your leisure-11:29Oh!11:30Oh!11:32Pick me up, Karasuma! Carry me, piggyback!11:34You okay, Professor Bitch?11:36Hey, no offense, but that little ploy wouldn't have fooled anyone.11:39My options are limited, okay? I can't seduce someone who knows my M.O.11:42Chalk it down to occupational hazard-11:51If Lobro can get his hooks into him what the hell chance do I have Hold on a sec why are you scared Don worry about it just do your12:01Sir, you- your hand!12:04If I can't do it, neither can she.12:07But at least stick around to support your protege.12:11Looks like Professor Bitch is gonna go for it.12:14Mind if we talk for a sec?12:15You and me get in the mud.12:17I'm a girl willing to do whatever it takes to stay here. You know that about me.12:22Unless that's what you'd prefer in exchange. One good turn deserves another, yeah?12:27You just call the game, love.12:29You're a good sport.12:31Kay! Ready or not, here I come!12:37Didn't see that coming! Man, this is hot!12:40Yeah! Who's the bitch now?12:42She's building the skills to kill me in much the same way she'd acquire a new language.12:46No room for d-12:47Say goodnight!12:49Great. If this comes down to strength, I'm boned.12:54Karasuma?12:56Let me kill you?12:59Ready, please?13:00This is ridiculous!13:02Fine.13:03Better to get it over with than spend all day listening to you whine.13:08Do it.13:11Absolutely! Yes, sir!13:12But when you see her in her element, she's a pretty damn good teacher.13:18Is this Etona kid telling the truth?13:20The man knows how to light a fire under his students.13:24Not unlike someone else we know.13:26Gifted motivator.13:27Photographed.13:28They're on a collision course with each other.13:30I can feel it.13:32Aha! I think I get it!13:34So you hit a ball with a...13:35Say this, but the winner is E class!13:37Am I the class mom?13:38To teach is also to confront such...13:40Yoink!13:41Goodbye, you're...13:42Yeah!13:43That crap about autonomy ugh Yeah well all we can really do is hope none of the Trixie Bulls this time are new Hey since Korra rewarding their test scores with tentacle takeouts we need13:55to get in there. What do you think about me teaching Phys Ed for a little-13:58Seven tentacles will present a major handicap, but that's not all. Anything about-14:03Oh, you adorable brats. Go ahead, spend summer vacation working up a sweat. I'll be relaxing,14:08thank you very much.14:10You need this too, Professor Bitch. In fact, I'd say of everybody here, you need to level14:14up the most. I'm an adult, hun. We're sneaky. You'll go at him with your customary verve,14:18and I'll piggyback on all that hard work to steal the show. Will you now? Some things can be counted14:23on to never change. What do you know? Someone even missed me. For the love of all the Tolley,14:28it's a beach. Where'd all the hot guys go? Last of the guests skipped out about 15 minutes ago.14:33I'm afraid this whole site's been reserved for E-class shenanigans only. They get an entire beach to14:38themselves? I didn't squeeze into this outfit to get ogled by the bus ball. Kill you to ditch work14:42mode come on there's a gorgeous babe right in front of you there's only one thing left to worry14:47about oh hey look at you taking charge this setting really brings out those primal urgent14:55you asshole hey i have a question for you huh15:02it's pretty rare if you're asking for my professional opinion let me just tell you15:06what these kids have in mind is far too complicated not to go tits up somewhere down the line15:10All in all, it's not a bad plan. I'll give them that much.15:13Hell, I'm not just here to work on my tan, am I?15:16I'm gunning for my share of the spoils.15:18When things go south, and they will, I'll be...15:21Gotta wonder if these kids will be willing to surrender their quarry so easily.15:24You have a 15-member special forces unit at your beck and call.15:29But I only count four...15:30Getting old looks like it sucks.15:32I swear on my life, if you drop me...15:34Holy crap on a spoon, will you ladies stop gabbing?15:38Maybe it best if only one or two of us take it from here No safety in numbers We don know who we up against How should we do this Come on people What are we waiting for Let just do it15:52Do you even comprehend the situation we're in right now?15:55There's too many of us. Are you out of your mind?16:02Watch and learn, sweethearts.16:08Oh, sorry. Blame the mini bar.16:15Hey, she can tickle my ivories anytime.16:18Mind if I play a few bars?16:20Let's see if this baby's in tune. It'll help me sober up.16:23You boys have nothing against a little Chopin, right, Care?16:27Come on, help me out. It'll be a private concert.16:30I'd love some audience feed.16:31Sure. You work hard. You deserve a chance to play critic.16:35Help a lady hone her technique.16:38That, boys and girls, is an assassin with multiple blades.16:50She charms. She bewitches.16:52She fills the air with sweet music.16:54Captures the imagination.16:56Every ear is seduced.16:59What's wrong?17:00Oh, could it be your teensy bit shy?17:02Moving closer so you can see my fingering.17:05I just bought you your 20 minutes. Get moving.17:11Just when you think you know someone.17:15That's right, boys. I call the two.17:19Hey, Professor Bitch is pretty awesome, too, if you look hard enough.17:22Too good to include me on your day at the beach? A girl's got feelings, you know? I thought we were friends.17:27Hey, let's ditch the brats, yeah? Just us?17:30I saw this adorable little spot up the way that's nice and private.17:32I'd rather not.17:33Just when we start thinking you're not a bitch.17:35Don't even go there!17:36You want bitch, I'll shoot!
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