Season 1 Episode 1 Scenepack
The Umbrella Academy — The Umbrella Academy S01/EP01 [1080p] — @mj1720
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AddedSep 21, 2026
Season 1 Episode 1 Scenepack
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0:30Left, everyone to the right. Left, to the right.0:49Hi.0:49Hi.0:51No.0:52Excuse me.1:00...One, two...1:03...One, two...1:07...And off you go...1:14...Cincinnati, Cincinnati!1:19Tatiana!1:24Tatiana!1:30I am scared...1:43I'm scared.1:44Run, run!1:53Come on.1:55Look.2:00No!2:10On the 12th hour of the first day of October 1989, 43 women around the world gave birth.2:17This was unusual only in the fact that none of these women had been pregnant when the day first began.2:23Sir Reginald Hargreaves eccentric billionaire and adventurer resolved to locate and adopt as many of the children as possible Extraordinary2:39How much do you want for it?2:41Skolka.2:55You sat by the bus, I had a ponder and awe3:02Picture book, pictures of your mama3:10Taken by your papa a long time ago3:14A long time ago, a long time ago3:18Yeah, yeah, yeah3:25I love you.4:25I love you.4:55Someone with the safety is here Your family dead Where the safe Just leave us alone5:05It'll rain potentially.5:07Return to the suite now.5:16Who is this?5:17Stop.5:55No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.5:58Come on, we're perfect.6:08Hey, you stay strong.6:11I believe in you, okay?6:12You, not so much.6:15Bye, Klaus.6:23We'll see you soon, Klaus.6:25Stay sober.6:55Incoming transmission.7:22The family is safe now.7:25We going now live to a breaking story7:36One more. One more.7:37Allison, be careful.7:39Allison!7:43Allison! Allison!7:45Have you heard the news?7:46When was the last time you saw your father?7:48Have you heard from your brothers?7:52Allison, will you wear Valentino to the funeral?7:55Look over here!8:25Oh!8:29Woo!8:36Moments ago, Liz reported the death of the world's most eccentric and reclusive billionaire.8:55I guess we should get this started.9:22So I figured we could have a sort of memorial service9:25in the courtyard at sundown.9:27I'll say a few words.9:29Just at Dad's favorite spot.9:30Dad had a favorite spot?9:31Yeah, you know, under the oak tree.9:33We used to sit out there all the time.9:34None of you ever do that?9:35Will there be refreshments?9:37Tea, scones?9:39Cucumber sandwiches are always a winner.9:41What? No.9:42Put that out.9:43You know Dad didn't allow smoking in here.9:44Is that my skirt?9:45What?9:46Oh, yeah, this.9:48I found it in your room.9:49It's a little dated, I know,9:50but it's very breathy on the bits.9:54Listen up.9:55There's still some important things9:56that we need to discuss, all right?9:58Like what?9:59Like the way he died.10:00And here we go.10:01I don't understand.10:02I thought they said it was a heart attack.10:04Yeah, according to the coroner.10:05Well, wouldn't they know?10:06Theoretically.10:07Theoretically?10:08Look, I'm just saying, at the very least, something happened.10:11The last time that I talked to Dad, he sounded strange.10:13Oh, tell the police.10:15Strange how?10:17He sounded on edge.10:18Told me I should be careful who to trust.10:20Look there. He was a paranoid, bitter old man.10:22He was dying to lose all his lack of his morals.10:25No, he must have known something was going to happen.10:27Look, I know you don't like to do it,10:30but I need you to talk to Dad.10:33I can't just call Dad in the afterlife and be like,10:37Dad, could you just stop playing tennis with Hitler for a moment10:40and take a quick call?10:42Since when? That's your thing.10:43I'm not in the right frame of mind.10:45You're high?10:46Yeah, yeah.10:47I mean, how are you not listening to this nonsense?10:50Well, sober up. This is important.10:52Then there's the issue of the missing monocle.10:54Who gives a shit about a stupid monocle?10:56Exactly.10:57It's worthless. So whoever took it, I think it was personal.11:00Someone close to him. Someone with a grudge.11:03Where are you going with this?11:04Wasn't it obvious, Klaus?11:06He thinks one of us killed Dad.11:12You do!11:13How could you think that?11:15Great job, Luther.11:17Way to lead. That's not what I'm saying.11:19You're crazy, man. You're crazy.11:21You're crazy. I've not finished.11:23Okay, well, sorry. I'm just gonna go murder Mom. I'll be right back.11:26I'll be right back.11:26That's not what I was saying.11:27I didn't...11:31Allison, jeez.11:35That went well.11:36In 5, 4, 3, 2...11:39This is Jim Hellerman reporting live for Channel 2 News11:42outside the Capital West Bank at Main and Sixth.11:45A group of heavily armed men stormed the bank not three hours ago11:48and took an unknown number of hostages.11:50Hey!11:51Get them behind the counter!11:53Now you've put me in a position where I've got to do something11:55I don't want to do.11:56Hmm?11:57Shit!12:01Hey, get back with the others.12:03I heard a rumor.12:05What? What did you say?12:09I heard a rumor that you shot your friend.12:16Hey, dude.12:18What the hell?12:19War!12:24heard shots from inside the bank It uncertain if any hostages have been harmed in that Up there And now there some movement on the roof Possibly law enforcement12:39It looks like one of the armed robbers12:41has been thrown from the bank.12:43Guns are persistent.12:44Real men throw knives!12:49I've been in many hostage situations like this12:51and it can escalate very quickly.12:52Get back, you freaks!12:54Hey, be careful out there, buddy.12:55Get back now!12:56Yeah, wouldn't want you to get hurt.12:57Or what?13:05That's one badass stapler.13:11Although there's been no activity for a few minutes,13:13we're gonna stay alive on location to make sure that we don't miss anything13:16in this hostage situation at the Capital West Bank.13:19Do we really have to do this?13:20Come on, Ben. There's more guys in the vault.13:24I didn't sign up for this.13:26And now we see the hostages, they're free.13:30They're scared clearly, but they do seem to be unharmed.13:50Can we go home now?13:51No.13:52No people are coming out right now.13:53It's not the armed robbers.13:55These are young school children in uniforms with masks on.13:59This is Jim Helliman, Channel 2 News.14:01Who are you?14:02Can you tell us what happened inside?14:04Why can't I go play with the others?14:06We've been through this before, Number 7.14:11I'm afraid there's just nothing special about you.14:18Oh.14:20Our world is changing.14:22Has changed.14:25There are some among us gifted with abilities far beyond the ordinary.14:31I have adopted six such children.14:35I give you the inaugural class of the Umbrella Academy.14:40Mr. Hargreens, Mr. Hargreens, Channel 9 News.14:42What happened to their parents?14:43They were suitably compensated.14:45Are you concerned about the welfare of the children?14:47Of course, as I am for the fate of the world.14:55Listen up old man You know if I was murdered and if one of my sons adopted sons happened to be able to commune with the dead I might think about I don know I don know15:06manifesting!15:07Do the whole big angry ghost lecture.15:10Tell everyone who done it and find eternal peace.15:15Eternal peace.15:16It's probably overrated.15:20Ugh.15:25Come on now Reggie.15:34Anytime now.15:38Please.15:39Just need to sober up.15:43Clear thoughts.15:48Come on.15:50Come on.15:51Chop chop.15:52You always were a stubborn bastard. I don't know about you. I need a drink16:22I'm going to go to the next one.16:52Three.17:00Okay.17:22Thank you I going to go to the next one17:55I'm sorry.18:25They don't understand and so we're running just as fast as we can18:33Pulling on to one another's end and18:37It's time to get away into the night18:41And then you put your arms around me and we dumble to the ground18:44And then you say, I think we're alone now18:47It doesn't seem to be anyone around18:52I think we're alone now18:55The beating of our hearts is the only sound18:59Look at the way19:10We gotta hide what we're doing19:14Cause what would they say19:18If they ever knew and so19:21We're running just as fast as we can19:24Holding on to one another's hands19:28Trying to get away into the night19:32And then you put your arms around me19:34And we tumbled to the ground and then you say19:37I think we're alone now19:39It doesn't seem to be anyone around19:47The beating of our hearts is the only sound19:54There doesn't seem to be anyone around20:00We're alone now20:02The feeling of our hearts is the only sound20:16Oh! Daddy?20:18Oh, my God.20:28What is it? Don't get too close.20:30Yeah, no shit.20:31Looks like some sort of temporal anomaly.20:34Either that or a miniature black hole, one of the two.20:37There's a pretty big difference there, Bob, aren't you?20:39Out of the way!20:40What are you...20:45What is that gonna do?20:46What is it? I don't know. You have a better idea?20:51Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.20:52Come on, get behind me.20:53Yeah, get behind us.20:55I'm out for running. Come on!21:16Does anyone else see little number five or is that just me?21:27Shit!21:31What's the date? The exact date?21:34The 24th.21:35Of what?21:36March.21:37Good.21:38So are we gonna talk about what just happened?21:46It's been 17 years.21:48It's been a lot longer than that.21:51I haven't missed that.21:53Where'd you go?21:54The future.21:55That shit, by the way.21:57Called it.21:58I should've listened to the old man.22:00You know, jumping through space is one thing.22:03Jumping through time is a toss of the dice.22:08Nice dress.22:09Oh.22:10Duncan.22:11Wait, how did you get back?22:12In the end, I had to project my consciousness forward22:14into a suspended quantum state version of myself22:16that exists across every possible instance of time.22:19That makes no sense.22:21Well, what if you were smarter?22:23How long were you there?22:2445 years.22:25Gonna take So what are you saying That you 58 No my consciousness is 5822:35Apparently my body is now 13 again.22:38How does that even work?22:40Dolores kept saying the equations were off.22:42I bet she's laughing now.22:45Dolores?22:46Guess I missed the funeral.22:49How'd you know about that?22:50What part of the future do you not understand?22:53Heart failure, huh?22:54Yeah.22:54No.22:55Well, nice to see nothing's changed.23:00That's it?23:01That's all you have to say?23:02What else is there to say?23:03Circle of life.23:08Well, that was interesting.23:11Stretched between the animal and the superhuman,23:15a rope over an abyss.23:17It is a dangerous crossing, a dangerous looking back,23:21a dangerous trembling and halting.23:25As much as you must strive for individual greatness,23:28and strive you must,23:30for it won't come to you of its own accord,23:33you must also remember23:34that there is no individual stronger than the collective.23:39That's not fair, I'm cheating!23:40He adapted!23:44The ties that bind you together23:46make you stronger than you are alone.23:51They will make you impervious to the pain and hardship the world will thrust upon you.23:59And believe me when I tell you, life will be hard.24:05It will be painful.24:21We can accomplish anything when we accept responsibility together.24:33This is what creates trust.24:51I sorry Together you will stand against the reign of evil25:25Don't waste your time.25:27Diego's right. I shouldn't have come.25:30This is your home, and always will be.25:34Should I get you a taxi?25:36I already called one, but thanks.25:38And that's me.25:40I hope you know your father loved you very much.25:46In his own way.25:49You know, that's kind of the problem, isn't it?25:52Take care of yourself.25:54You as well, Miss Vania.26:24Where's Vanya?26:26Oh, she's gone.26:29That's unfortunate.26:31Yeah.26:33An entire square block, 42 bedrooms, 19 bathrooms,26:36but no, not a single drop of coffee.26:38Dad hated caffeine.26:39Well, he hated children, too, and he had plenty of us.26:45I'm taking the car.26:47Where are you going?26:49To get a decent cup of coffee.26:52Do you even know how to drive?26:54I know how to do everything.26:56I feel like we should try and stop him.27:00But then again, I also just kind of want to see what happens.27:10All right. Guess I'll see you guys in, what, ten years?27:12When Pogo dies?27:14Not if you die first.27:15Yeah. Love you too, sis.27:17Good luck on your next film.27:19Hope it turns out better than your marriage.27:21I'm leaving you by myself.27:23Oh, fabulous. I'll get my things.27:29Oh my God I leaving me by myself Oh fabulous I get my things27:41Hey!27:43Here you go.27:45You know, every time I close my eyes,27:47I see a diuretic hippo about to shit on my face.27:50It's terrifying.27:52Diuretic.27:54Nick.27:57Now.27:59Lean back.28:24I'm going to go to the next one.28:54I'm going to go to the next video.29:24Oh, my God.29:54I'm sorry.30:00Sorry, sink was clogged.30:05So, what'll it be?30:07Uh, give me a chocolate eclair.30:08Mm-hmm, sure.30:10Can I get the kid a glass of milk or something?30:15The kid wants coffee.30:17Black.30:19Cute kid.30:27Okay.30:28Here we go.30:30I don't remember this place being such a shithole.30:41I used to come here as a kid.30:42I used to sneak out with my brothers and sisters30:44and eat donuts till we puked.30:48Simpler times, huh?30:50I... I suppose.31:00I got his.31:02Thanks.31:08You must know your way around the city.31:10I hope so. I've been driving it for 20 years.31:13Good. I need an address.31:30Thank you That was fast31:41I'd have more time before they found me.31:43Okay.31:44So let's all be professional about this, yeah?31:47On your feet and come with us.31:49You want to talk?31:50I've got nothing to say.31:53It doesn't have to go this way.31:55Hey, you think I want to shoot a kid?31:57And go home with that on my conscience?32:01Well, I wouldn't worry about that.32:04You won't be going home.32:15Hey, assholes!32:25Istanbul, Wisconsin, and Obel32:29Now it's Istanbul, now Constantinople32:31Been a long time ago32:32Now it's Istanbul, now Thursday, like on a moonlit night32:35Every gallon Constantinople lives in Istanbul32:38Now Constantinople, so if you would date32:40In Constantinople, she'll agree32:42Istanbul, even old New York32:45Was once new Amsterdam32:47Why they change it, I can't say32:50Even if it's like a girl that way32:52Take me back to Constantinople32:54No you can't go back to Constantinople32:56Been a long time gone32:57Constantinople Why did Constantinople get the works That nobody business but the Turks33:08Istanbul, even old New York, was once New Amsterdam.33:14Why they changed it I can't say!33:16You just liked it better than WAAAAY!33:18Istanbul, Wisconsin, Istanbul, now it's Istanbul!33:21No, Constantinople, been a long time gone!33:23Constantinople, why to Constantinople get the works?33:26That's nobody's business but the Turks33:51So take me back to Constantinople33:53No you can't go back to Constantinople33:55Been a long time gone, Constantinople33:57Why the Constantinople get the works?33:59That's nobody's business34:01Bob the Turks34:03Istanbul34:05Istanbul34:07Jesus34:12You should have locks on your windows34:14I live on the second floor34:16My piss can climb34:18You are so weird34:25Is that blood It nothing Why are you here34:39I've decided you're the only one I can trust.34:42Why me?34:43Because you're ordinary.34:47Because you'll listen.34:59When I jumped forward and got stuck in the future, do you know what I found?35:16No.35:18Nothing.35:21Absolutely nothing.35:24As far as I could tell, I was the last person of the life.35:28I never figured out what killed the human race.35:32I did find something else.35:37The day that it happens.35:50The world ends in eight days.35:52I have no idea how to stop it.35:58I'll put on a pot of coffee.