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0:01Gyro Zeppeli wins!0:05We have our first race leader of the Steel Bull Run!0:11He did it! Gyro came in first!0:15The secret to his victory was...0:18The power of the spin!0:20Fine work today, Valkyrie.0:22I have to win this race, no matter the cost.0:25So, give it your all.0:28No pressure though, right?0:30Just the way you called it. You have my congratulations for now.0:39Thanks for that, kid. But don't be too gracious in defeat, unless you're throwing in the towel.0:45To one and all, I laud your patience. The first stage rankings will now be unveiled.0:51After much careful deliberation, the winner of the first flag is the possessor of Saddlecloth 990.0:58Gyro, it's Sandman!1:03I will explain all.1:05Based on observations from our hot air balloon,1:08Gyro Zeppeli used a weapon to obstruct the path ahead.1:11It was at the end of the downhill slope just before the final turn.1:15The end of the slope?1:17Oh, then...1:21As a result, Gyro will be demoted 20 places in this first leg of the race,1:26Racers behind him will move up accordingly.1:30So Dio's second, huh?1:32And Poco Loco got third.1:34Yeah, but the big news here is that Mountain Tim came in third.1:43Congratulations, Mr. Steel, on a successful first stage.1:47Much obliged.1:48When will the next one commence?1:56Something you wish to get off your chest, Zeppelin?2:07Normally you'd be disqualified for that stunt you pulled back there.2:16No, sir, no complaints.2:18No point complaining about the past.2:21It's not like I can take it back now, right?2:23Hmm.2:25Guess I came here so I can head into tomorrow on a fresh slate Enjoy your champagne I know I will Hey what do you mean2:35Whoa!2:37Huh?2:38What in the...2:40What is the meaning of this?2:46I paid cop's dollar to ship this and two friends!2:55Oh!2:56Oh!2:58Demand an explanation!2:59Oh, I'm soaked in a ball!3:00Excuse me, sir.3:01Hmm?3:02Problem, Sheriff?3:04May I have a moment of your time?3:06We should speak in private.3:08Is it wrong that made me feel better?3:11Hey, are you gonna nip at my heels in the second stage of the race?3:16Johnny Joe star?3:18Well, yeah.3:20Right up until I breeze past you.3:22Very well. Here is your second lesson. Never let your muscles in on the plan. Ever.3:31Observe. The more pressure you apply when grabbing your wrist with your free hand,3:35the more your muscles want to react to that force by shaking it off.3:40The body instinctively tries to protect itself because the muscles sense what's going on.3:44That's how it is with living bodies. The steel ball's spin keeps them in the dark,3:49So keep it skin deep that way the muscles have no idea something strange is afoot3:55Keep it skin deep, huh? That's your advice. Give it a whirl if you're up for it4:00That champagne cork in your hand has some pretty good spin going already4:19And that's how you get off the horse.4:22Their muscles didn't even notice it.4:24That was the reverse of the spin for when I got on the horse.4:28Keep the muscles in the dark.4:30It's not the steel ball itself, but the power of spin that's key.4:34Stage two of the race crosses the desert, Johnny Joestar.4:38Over 700 miles in total.4:40It's going to be tough.4:42I say we form an alliance.4:44What better way to finish the stage than in first and second?4:49I'll be the one in first place, though.4:52Gyro the paper says Sandman is the favorite to win this next stage too People are betting and he the odds on favorite What do you think Not me There no accounting for taste Clearly they missing out5:05Did you know I'm the sixth most popular?5:07Says here that you're ninth.5:09Pearls before swine.5:11They wouldn't know talent if I spun it up their ass.5:13Not that I care, of course.5:15See Mountain Tim over there?5:17He's popular with the fans and favored to win too.5:21Easy there, boy.5:23He's got a weird hat. Just look. I kind of want to trample it.5:27I kind of want to trample it while he's wearing it, if I'm being completely honest.5:31Mountain Tim is a bona fide cowboy. Short stages aren't supposed to be his strength.5:36But he's still caught up with me without my noticing it, and passed me right at the finish line.5:40Even with that hat of his, you didn't see him? Kind of beggar's belief.5:45Nyoho!5:46Looking over a map of the area, I think our biggest challenge will be finding water.5:51All 26 members of a cavalry unit died out there in 1875.5:57It wasn't a battle or an accident that did the men.6:00A watering hole they were counting on had dried up for some reason.6:04They searched in vain for another source of hydration.6:08The burning sun beating the life out of them.6:10But it was no use. They all roasted to death.6:15Magic.6:16The map says there's water here.6:1730 miles out from where we start and the only one that day.6:21If we can't find it along the way, we'll be too dead to worry about the race.6:26Also, this cork.6:30What do I have to do to spin this thing?6:35Huh?6:35I'll be damned!6:37Jairo Zeppeli searches ahead to claim an early lead!6:41Is he stubborn as a mule or just an idiot?6:44When I warned him earlier, was he even listening?6:46Son of a... of course I'm going to follow him!6:50I'm coming with you, dammit!6:55There's no way!6:56What on earth is that police thinking?6:58Not only jumping ahead, but changing cars too!7:01You've gotta be kidding me!7:02Does he mean to skip the watering holes7:04and cut straight through the middle of the desert?7:07Are you insane, Gyro?7:09We have 750 miles of sand ahead of us!7:11You have a death wish!7:13Better not forget, we're still rivals in this race, you know?7:16I'm taking the quickest round.7:18Tag along if you wanna.7:20Not much of a choice.7:21Somebody will take this shortcut.7:23Bet you Sandman will be right at home Damn it What with that guy huh Something hanging from his ears but he kicking up so much sand I can really see7:37His saddlecloth number is registered to a man named Robinson, I think.7:41He's about 150 horse lengths away.7:45Hey, Gyro.7:46We started racing six hours ago.7:48Are you sure we're heading in the right direction?7:50We're 50 miles out from the watering hole.7:52You didn't make a mistake, did you?7:56I only ask because that mountain ahead is pretty specific,8:00and I don't see it anywhere on the ma-8:02Yeah, we're good.8:08Nothing to worry your pretty little head about, Johnny.8:11You know, more or less.8:13Did you just mutter more or less, you charlatan?8:16What are you all head up about?8:18Folks are following us, so clearly we're going the right way.8:21Probably.8:22Probably? If we miss the watering hole, we will literally perish!8:26Do you actually know where we are? Yes or no?8:29It's a simple question, Gyro!8:31Yeah, I know where we are, give or take.8:33Deserts are kind of vague, okay?8:35On the topic of knowing stuff, what about you mastering spin?8:39Can you spin the cork like how I taught you yet?9:00How come you stopped?9:01Just now, something flew by us.9:07Gyro! Oh my god! Your ear! It's barely...9:10It's barely...9:20What's happening?9:22Dammit! My arms all cut up!9:24Up ahead of us! Whatever's hitting us is flying in from that way!9:30That guy... he started galloping. He's trying to catch up to us!9:34Was it him? Is he the one who ambushed us?9:37Easy, Jairo. The direction of the attacks is strange.9:40They came from up ahead of us, right?9:42We should get behind the rocks for now.9:44No big movements. Keep your horse calm.9:46Whoever's attacking hit us with cactus needles.9:49Are you familiar with the desert?9:51Familiar enough.9:53Around here, there's a cactus that shoots out its needles.9:56It's called a jumping cholla.9:58When anything gets too close,10:00It reacts to the vibrations in the air and fires a barrage.10:05Damn it. Jumping choias all around.10:08This portion of the desert looks to be full of them.10:11Well then, who's at fault for this debacle?10:13Is the blame ours for stepping into a patch of angry cacti?10:17Or option two?10:19Did our new friend down there somehow mount an attack on us with a local flora?10:23I'm not sure.10:23As I recall, you have to get pretty close to a jumping choia to make it shoot its needles.10:28and he was never in front of us.10:30Maybe not, but he has a good motive to take us out that way.10:34If the ruling is death by cactus,10:36he can kill us in plain sight without earning a penalty for it.10:40So what do we do?10:42We still don't know if he's the attacker.10:44Shit, we're sitting ducks out here in the open.10:46Time to run for it, Johnny!10:48Right, let's go!10:54They're cut!10:55No way!10:56He cut my reins with needles?10:58How is he doing this?11:10Get on your horse, quick!11:12That guy has got us in his crosshairs!11:20Leave me, Gyro.11:22I've got blood in my eyes, but I can still see!11:25I said go!11:26I know we promised to reach the finish line together, but a race is a race.11:31Please, you don't need to wait for me.11:33I'll be right behind you, Gyro, I swear!11:38So be it. I'll go on ahead.11:41Good! Hurry!11:42Except... lie ahead.11:45I mean, straightforward that bastard!11:47Uh!11:54Gyro Your Steel Balls are considered weapons remember But we don have any proof he the one attacking us Assault another racer without cause and they kick you out of the steel ball run12:04Just go! Get out of here while you still can! I'm begging you!12:08Finish the race with or without me, please!12:18In some villages out here, whenever a dispute would lead to a duel,12:22They chain the loser to a cactus and leave him for dead.12:25Which he is in no time at all.12:26Growing up in a place like that,12:28I learned certain techniques to keep myself safe in the event of a fight.12:32I filled an eye socket with insects and claimed the advantage!12:37The air pressure created by their buzzing wings12:40lets me fire jumping cholla needles at whatever I desire!12:47And now that I have revealed my secret technique to you...12:50You must die!12:52First place will belong to me and me alone!12:55It sounds like you and I approach the issue in the same way.13:00Did you think I just dropped my balls on accident?13:02I would never, which means I dropped them on purpose!13:08That low hum, I didn't notice it before.13:11If it's not coming from my insects, then what's the source?13:15I may not have the aim of your little bug friends,13:19But my spinning balls can vibrate something fierce. They travel through the ground and have got you surrounded.13:25The crossfire is gonna be brutal. I'd better find cover.13:38I didn't do the least little thing to it.13:44But the cacti sure did.13:46That ate up more daylight than expected.13:50Whatcha say, Johnny?13:52Shall we get back to it?13:54Yeah.13:55Let's go!