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0:00Ah!0:17Pissin' on the roof.0:19Damn, you're kinky.0:21I like it.0:23Why are you stay back?0:25That's a funny question since I don't think you even know who you are right now.0:32But I know exactly what I'm looking at.0:36You're a piece of cheese.0:38The perfect bait for a dangerous mouse.0:41Why are you saying such terrible things?0:43I don't understand.0:45Think I'll gouge out an eyeball and party your face.0:48Toss him a chainsaw's feet, laugh as he realizes what he's looking at.0:53I'll tell him that I might just let his girlfriend live if he follows orders.1:01For some reason, whenever I do shit like that, even the most stubborn assholes listen.1:06Then, he's as good as dead.1:09And you walk away mutilated, but alive.1:14All I need is your face!1:23The End1:53I'm going to get away.2:09Perfect, right?2:10My boss is the one who told me about this spot.2:13It's the best place to see the fireworks,2:15and since it's a secret, no one will bother us.2:19Huh.2:23Thank you I sorry I sorry I sorry I sorry I sorry2:35Hey, Denji.2:37I've been thinking about you a lot.2:39Like I said before, your situation's pretty strange.2:43You're a teenager, but they don't let you go to school.2:46Instead, you have to hunt down devils.2:49The government shouldn't allow that.2:51If you quit your job, we can run away together.3:01I'll be able to give you a happier life, I promise.3:04And I'll protect you.3:08Please.3:15Hold on. Where would we even run to?3:18I know some people.3:19My friend has a place where those awful public safety creeps won't find you.3:23We'll have to hide out for a while.3:25But one day we can go to school.3:28You'd put yourself through all that for me?3:31Why?3:32Isn't it obvious, Denji?3:34It's because I like you.3:46Why is this such a hard decision to make?3:49Wait, unless you actually hate me.3:51I like you.3:55A lot, but things are going good at work these days.3:59They pretty much let me get by without ever looking over my shoulder.4:03And I'm learning how to deal with my partner who has the worst personality.4:08And I've started to get along with this total dick who's got seniority over me too.4:13I even found, like, a goal to work towards.4:16Things are finally starting to get fun.4:19You think I could still keep my job and get to keep seeing you too?4:28Fireworks are about to begin.4:29This way, please.4:33I see. It's obvious.4:38Denji, you like somebody else, don't you?4:49I'm sorry.4:50I'm sorry.5:55What the...5:57No.5:59No.6:07Oh, does it hurt?6:09You poor thing.6:17I'm going to take your heart now.6:19Hope you don't mind.6:21I don't mind.6:28KAKYA!6:39Bad bad bad runaway pit trouble bad lady!6:42Should have noticed before.6:43You're the worst serpent meme!6:45She's big dangerous Luchinsa!6:47That smell!6:49I know it!6:50She's the bomb devil!6:59Belle.7:19You a thief You a thief7:55Morgisa!8:11Hmm, are you with Division 4 too?8:14I'll let you go if you leave Denji with me.8:17Well then.8:47Damn it. I was excited about having the night off.8:59Jeez. Who'd she tear apart?9:01Come in. We've got a devil near the festival.9:05The time is currently 20.34. We are engaging the enemy.9:10Ooh, civilian devil hunters.9:13What? She talks?9:14I think we might have a strong one here, fellas.9:17Where'd they run off to?9:41Aki!9:42Downstairs, now!9:44He showed up ranting that he's from the Special Division.9:49Is this fiend on our side? For real?9:53Yes, he is.9:55What happened to Denji?9:56Did the devil do this?9:59Bomb is coming!10:00Bomb! She works for the gun devil! So strong!10:05How do you know that she's in league with the gun devil?10:09No, no, I can't say.10:11Answer me. I could kill you right here and no one would blink an eye.10:16If I say I'm extra dead, I made a promise to Lady Makima.10:21Makima?10:23There she is! Look out! Bomb is here!10:27Evening miss!10:34Afraid you're gonna have to turn around!10:38This training facility is for devil extermination division 2 only!10:43Public's not allowed inside.10:45Excuse me sir, but I'm in trouble!10:49Where is he?10:51Where is he?10:52I need a big strong man to help!10:55An awful devil's trying to kill me!10:58Ugh. You're sure smiling a lot for somebody who's under attack.11:02No more, it's a trick.11:03Yeah, I know.11:03Aki, why don't you take your friend and head out the back door?11:06Right.11:07Call HQ and the Vice-Captain.11:09We need all Division 2 members here.11:11On it!11:12But this girl...11:14You ever remember seeing a cutie like her before?11:17Unbelievable.11:18Skirt chasing?11:19Come on.11:20No.11:21I'm serious here.11:25There's no way. It couldn't be her.11:29Okay, I'm out. We'll be counting on you.11:32Now you owe me.11:35Kato! Tanabe!11:37I'm buying dinner for whoever kills this girl.11:40Don't mistake her for human. Assume she's a devil.11:44Shoot, my damsel in distress act didn't work.11:48What a shame.11:49Now I've got no choice.11:51I'm going to have to kill everyone.12:02What?12:03We've grown mold in her heart and intestines.12:06It's working. She's throwing up blood.12:09She might regenerate, but that won't get rid of the mold.12:13We just have to wait until she's dead.12:21Her head!12:26How about putting some of that mold in her brain We can only do it if the target alive12:40Damn.12:49Holy shit! It's a double!12:51Stay on her!12:53Don't let her get near Aki!12:54Nomu, behind you!12:58Code!13:17She's at the top of the stairs!13:19Take her down!13:23Masaki Aado! Requesting permission to fire!13:26Granted!13:38Does every gunshot in Japan have to be authorized?13:42Kohn!13:49Aren't you a stubborn one?13:51What can I say? Guess I'm a sucker for a hot piece of ass.14:00Kohn.14:08Excuse me, just squeezing by.14:10Vice Captain!14:12That was a close call. Almost lost your hat there.14:17What is this foul taste?14:19taste it's repugnant i'm leaving14:28i was supposed to go to a singles mixer tonight take me next time i'm a great wingman14:37i'll handle the driving you get him to drink some of your blood really suppose i don't have a choice14:43What's wrong?14:48Start the engine.14:50Come on.14:52You just had to show me that future Huh Oh Oh no Huh15:07She's a nightmare.15:09I only murdered them to demonstrate how powerful I am.15:13I'd rather not have to kill anybody else.15:16Kick Denji out of the car and drive away.15:25DENJI DEE!15:35The gasoline in that car is going to cremate DENJI's body!15:43This is starting to get annoying!15:45I asked the special division to set backup. We're saved.16:02No way! That was everything I've got! You're good!16:09Not a terrible move.16:10Shall we fight?16:17Hey!16:18Kobani!16:18We got a change of plans!16:21This one's a lot more powerful than us!16:24Time for a strategic retreat!16:26Run away!16:27I'll show myself out.16:35He came out of me!16:39Get off!16:40Oh God!16:47I'm sorry! Please don't kill me!16:49I'll quit my job, I swear! Have mercy on me!17:10It's her!17:22Hey good news Looks like Chainsaw finally decided to wake up Bomb girl is right behind us Damnit No Shit The radio transmitter broken17:37The hell is going on?17:39If it comes down to it,17:41I'll crash the car into that bitch!17:43Whatever happens, we can't let her have Denji!17:47What now?17:49She's coming through the roof!17:51What?17:55Stop it, Genji! You haven't had enough blood yet!17:59You hurt me so bad I thought I was gonna croak.18:03My brain's all mixed up.18:06But I'm starting to see clearly and what I'm seeing is bullshit.18:09I realized something just now.18:12Every single time I meet a girl she ends up trying to murder me!18:17Everybody's after my chainsaw heart.18:19What about my heart?18:21Genji's heart? Does nobody want that?18:25I really do have feelings for you, Denji. That wasn't me pretending before.18:30For real?18:33Don't be so gullible, dumbass! She's trying to kill you!18:38Bomb bitch wants to pull a fast one on me and I almost fell for it!18:42I don't know why you're trying to kill me, and I don't care!18:45I got more important things to worry about in my life, like staying alive for Miss Makima!18:52Makima?18:53Well, Denji, I didn't know that witch put a collar on you.18:58And there was no point in us trying to run away together.19:02I wish I'd never kissed you!19:09I don't want anyone else dying because of me.19:12It's starting to bum me out.19:15Rezi, I'm taking you in!19:17Come closer, Denji.19:19I'm going to show you the many ways we can fight up close and personal.19:23Oh, you better teach me everything!19:49You need to try harder and start applying yourself.19:52Don't just swing your chainsaws around and hope for the best.19:55It's like you don't understand your own potential.19:57Huh?20:00Boom.20:30I'm sorry.20:59Never boy, you wrapped your engines back there.21:29You monster!21:39I'm able to see the future, but only a few seconds in advance.22:03Can I react in time?22:06If I'm a split second too slow, I'm dead.22:09No wrong moves.22:16No wrong moves.22:24No wrong moves No wrong moves Moved No Wrong22:41I got you.22:43Hey there. Sorry I'm late.22:46This is the first time I've ever wanted to be friends with the devil.22:49And down you go.22:50Whoa, whoa, let's take a time out.22:55I'm practically naked here, not to mention anemic.22:58And now it's two on one, which is not fair.23:01She has a point.23:02Should we give her a break?23:04Screw that.23:05You heard him.23:07Sorry.23:08Then let's play.23:20You're killing me!23:23Dengi!23:25There you are!23:27Keza!23:28I'm going to make you wish you'd stay dead, Dengi.23:30This will hurt!23:32Dream!23:33Don't you make me regret fighting up again!23:37My lord!23:40Damn!23:41That's false!23:43It's the Kaiju battle!23:44Yeah, pretty sure we're gonna have to sit this one out!23:50What's wrong? I thought you were trying to hit me!24:03You're like a cockroach!24:05Too many explosions!24:07I hate this!24:08Jesus!24:20Gotcha!24:26Damn, what a waste! I can't believe I went and cut off such a hot ass leg!24:30Lady Rande, here, take my blood!24:39Sweet! Wait, no, that's not done!24:42You moron, this is getting absurd!24:50You're coming!24:59Vouching Zha We swimming into trouble Watch out for the Ahhhhh25:10What?25:12Ahhhhh!25:13Ahhhhh!25:24It's a fight for you!25:34I can't die!25:54I'm not done yet!26:24Oh, hell!26:45You kept up with me.26:54For a while26:57Let's end this27:10Whoa almost exploded27:13The Now where Reze I have 14 Zor27:55The End28:25I'm not going to die.28:55Thanks for the safe beam again29:18Tengy!29:20Seriously, Tengy, isn't it about time you gave up?29:48Ah!29:49Do me solid and drop dead.29:52You're being a huge pain in the ass.29:54Whose fault is that?29:56Wouldn't it have been easier for you to have killed me when we thought you were dead?30:00We first met!30:02There's nowhere for you to run.30:05Sure about that?30:07Maybe you shouldn't have taught me how to swim!30:10Huh? That's your escape plan?30:30The End31:00Heah Yaaagh So smartass You think you can still explode when you wet32:30I agree with you.32:48I'm quite fond of the country mouse, too.32:54A friend of mine has a place way out in the countryside.32:57Every fall I visit and help out on the farm however I'm able to.33:02The fields are full of pests so many mice burrow into the soil damaging crops You have to exterminate all of them before the ground gets covered in snow So we dig up the earth and send the dogs in to kill the rodents hiding beneath the surface33:20I'm not sure why, but when I watch that I feel a sort of strange comfort.33:27That's why I like the country mouse.33:57Tenjin.