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0:00I'm sorry.0:30I'm not sure what you're doing.1:00Hello.1:06I'm here for the interview.1:09Please have a seat inside.1:11Yeah.1:17I'll be back.1:30You haven't moved.1:54I was told to wait.2:00Did you stay here all night?2:04You said have a seat.2:16Do you know who I am?2:19I have a pretty good idea.2:21You're a guardian.2:22And what have you been told about us?2:24You are the ruling body of the cosmos founder of the lanterns There were 12 of you One of you recently died My condolences Thank you2:35Also, you're all blue.2:40We believe this interview will be more pleasurable2:45if I am in human form.2:46May I ask you a question?2:47Please.2:48Green Lanterns are chosen by rings.2:52So why suddenly are you interviewing people for the job?2:55Because of your condolences.3:02Am I supposed to say something?3:04This is when most candidates ask, why me?3:08Oh.3:10No, I know exactly why me.3:15Were you the one that came to visit my mom?3:18Yes.3:19You know, the police came to visit her when she tried to catch that diamond.3:23They didn't believe it was hers.3:26I am sorry she had to go through that.3:28Yeah, I'll pass that along.3:31Your father was a Marine. Is that why you became one, too?3:34Yes, ma'am. And it's, uh, part of the path.3:37The path?3:38Well, I became a Marine so I could get here, across the table from you.3:43Well, let's start there, Jon Stewart.3:47or Sergeant Major John Stewart.3:51Is that right?3:53Formerly Sergeant Major.3:57Dishonorably discharged.4:00Elaborate.4:00Which part?4:01The dishonorable or the discharged.4:03I am more concerned with disobedience.4:05No disobedience.4:07I had a mission to complete and I failed.4:11You don't present as someone who relents without cause.4:14Well, if there was a reason or a cause, that would be classified.4:21Much of what I will discuss will also be classified.4:25You have my word nothing leaves this room.4:31What do you know about Sinestro?4:33Only what I saw on the news.4:36He went rogue. He killed one of your fellow guardians.4:40Hal Jordan beat his ass and locked him up.4:42And what do you think of Hal Jordan?4:43I don't.4:44You don't what?4:45I don't think about him.4:46You must think something.4:48He was chosen instead of your father.4:51My dad served this country honorably.4:54He respects anyone whose job it is to protect people He taught me to do the same Sinestro was Jordan teacher A father figure5:08He still harbors deep affection for his mentor.5:11It's quite... troubling.5:16It's human.5:18We love the people that raise us.5:23Even if they're crazy.5:30Ready?5:32Is that why you chose to be a sniper?5:34I'm a good shot.5:36That is not what I'm asking.5:38I can hit a target from over a mile away.5:53So you like the distance?6:00Is that a metaphor?6:02You asking me if I'm close to anyone or if I'll be distracted on the job?6:09Yes, that is what I'm asking.6:14I like being alone.6:17And I don't get distracted.6:23And your parents.6:29Do you resent them for the rigors of your training?6:33Do you have a family?6:34We come into existence alone.6:36And we die the same.6:39That's sad.6:42Is it?6:44I can't really explain family to someone who doesn't have one,6:49but rigorous kind of comes with the territory.6:53And your parents, do you love them?7:00Yes, of course I love them. I owe them everything.7:03You owe them?7:04Yes.7:06And how do you intend to repay them?7:08By getting this job.7:10And what if you don't?7:12I will.7:13How can you be so sure?7:15I was trained to be sure.7:18I am curious why you didn't hit your panic button.7:21I had a mission to complete.7:24Perhaps you were stubborn I had a mission to complete Your training must have resulted in great loneliness7:36As humans require high levels of social connection,7:39that isolation appears to be7:41in direct opposition to your programming.7:45Humans aren't programmed.7:47We're raised.7:50I do not understand the distinction.7:52Well, there is one.7:56Should you become Green Lantern, you'll become more isolated from your family.8:01Not a problem.8:03They will not...8:05...miss you?8:06No.8:08You will not...8:09...miss them?8:12We all lived in the same house for 18 years.8:16I grew up missing her.8:19I admire your candor about your family.8:21Why do I get the feeling you're about to say, but?8:24Because there are still other things you are withholding from me.8:27By my military discharge?8:32I've told you everything I'm comfortable telling.8:35If you want this job, you will share everything you are uncomfortable with.8:51Thank you for agreeing to meet me, Mr. Stewart.8:54Thank you. Of course.8:56As I'm sure you were told,8:57we're looking for a well-trained student for a very special project.9:00You come highly recommended.9:03The evaluation is simple enough.9:05I will ask you to draw sketches of objects from memory.9:09The more detailed, the better.9:12Shall we?9:13Yeah.9:21Please, sketch the building we're in.9:24Can you picture a watch?9:50Preferably one that belonged to your mother or father.9:53Yeah, my father's.9:54Excellent.9:56Now, Mr. Stewart, please.10:00Please, place the ring on your finger and manifest your father's watch.10:24You must consider all of its inner engineering if it is to work.10:30Just think about it. It will project.11:00Find work.11:24We've been watching your progress.11:26Yes.11:28Now off you go Or you miss your interview Where interview The one you been waiting for11:50Jump.12:00Can you confirm for me that it is because of Hal Jordan that you are no longer in the military?12:19Yeah.12:22Would you say that it is because Hal Jordan was chosen over your father that your family life is...12:30complicated.12:34Yeah.12:35You would be closer to your brothers.12:42And has any of this caused you to harbor12:44ill will12:47for Hal Jordan?12:51No.12:52You just told me he was the reason you were discharged from the military.12:55It's not his fault. He was following orders.12:57Actually, he wasn't.12:58In fact, we had repeatedly admonished him to not use his powers to intervene in terrestrial disputes.13:06Hmm Hmm13:15Would you be comfortable replacing Hal Jordan?13:19Understanding that he would be under the impression13:22that you are simply his backup.13:28Are those my orders?13:30If you get the job, yes.13:32Those would be your orders.13:34Well then it doesn't matter if I'm comfortable with it.13:52Congratulations.13:57John Stewart.14:01Mama! Dad!14:04Y'all are not gonna believe this.14:06There he is, the one and only Jon Stewart.14:08He's a junior, isn't that what you call him?14:10I just call him John.14:12Junior Hal Jordan, pleasure to meet you.14:14Yeah, nice to meet you.14:16It is, isn't it? I was just telling your folks here,14:18I just had to meet my new protege.14:20And I don't know how in the world the big blue bosses chose him,14:23but I know that if, well, if you two raised him,14:26he's gonna be top-notch.14:30Y'all two are salt of the earth,14:32like the Midwest Huxtables.14:34Junior, let's say we walk outside14:37and talk over schedules and whatnot.14:39And I do appreciate the hospitality You coming Junior14:56Starstruck or shy?14:58Uh, neither, sir.15:01I'm kind of getting a sense of, uh, tension.15:06No, no.15:07It's just, um, just means a lot to me.15:10Yeah, I was just hoping to tell it myself, that's all.15:16Oh hell. Did I spoil it?15:20No, no sir. No, it's... it's okay.15:22It is?15:24It's okay?15:26You sure?15:27Mm-hmm.15:28All right, good, good, good, good.15:29Because, you know, honestly, I...15:33I don't give a flying fuck what you're hoping for,15:35but I'm guessing it's this ring right here,15:37And I don't need a fucking sidekick, and I don't want a fucking backup.15:40And the only way you're going to get this ring is over my dead fucking body.15:46We'll start training Monday morning. Looking forward to it, Junior.16:05I think he likes me.16:07Don't everybody like the smell of gasoline16:11Or burn, motherfucker, burn American dreams16:13Don't everybody like the taste of apple pie16:16Or snap when you fight the light, we'll tell you why16:18I hear the mother nature now on birth control