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0:00The End0:30What did the doctor say?0:43Nothing.0:44Supposedly it's just a 24-hour bug.0:46He gave me some pills.0:47I told you, he probably just ate some bad gristle.0:49Can we take the shortcut or the scenic route?0:51Let's take the shortcut.0:52Oh, but the scenic route is so much prettier.0:54Okay, let's take the scenic route.0:56Great. It's actually slightly quicker anyway.1:15What is a squab?1:16You know what a squab is.1:18It's like a pigeon, I suppose.1:19Should we go through the hole under the horse fence or climb the rail over the bridle path?1:23Well, I guess the horse fence would be a little safer.1:25Well, but the bridle path puts us right out next to the squab shack.1:30Oh, okay.1:32What's wrong? You're acting all skittish.1:34Don't worry, I've been stealing birds for a living since before I could trot.1:38By the way, you look unbelievably beautiful tonight.1:40You're practically glowing.1:42Maybe it's the lighting.1:45Come on, now.2:00What?2:08What's that?2:24What I think it a fox tra Look at this No get away from there Is it spring loaded Yeah yeah I guess if you come from over there and you standing at this door to the squab shack this little gadget probably triggers the2:35What?2:35Move out of the way, darling.2:36That's right where it's gonna land.2:37Don't. Let's go.2:43No, it just falls straight right down.2:46I guess it's not spring-loaded.2:48I'm pregnant.2:52Wow.2:52We're gonna have a cup.2:54Honey, that's great news.2:56If we're still alive tomorrow...3:02If we're still alive tomorrow morning,3:04I want you to find another line of work.3:08Okay.3:10Does anybody actually read my column?3:12Do your friends ever talk about it?3:14Of course. In fact, Rabbit's ex-girlfriend3:16just said to me last week,3:18I should read Foxy's column, but they don't get the Gazette.3:20Let's get cracking.3:21Why would they? It's a rag sheet.3:23I'm sick.3:24You're not sick.3:25I have a temperature.3:26You don't have a temperature.3:27I don't want to go.3:28Hurry up. You're gonna be late.3:29I love the way you handle that.3:36Your cousin Christofferson's coming on the 6th.3:38I want you to be extra nice to him,3:40because he's going through a very hard time right now.3:42Where's he gonna sleep?3:43We're gonna make a bed for him in your room.3:45I can't spare the space. Put him in Dad's study.3:47Dad's study is occupied by Dad.3:50I don't want to live in a hole anymore.3:55It makes me feel poor.3:56We are poor, but we're happy.3:59Come see, come saw.4:00Anyway, the views are better above ground.4:05Honey, I'm seven non-fox years old now.4:07My father died at seven and a half.4:08I don't want to live in a hole anymore.4:11And I'm going to do something about it.4:20Well, I'm off. Have a good day, my darlings.4:25You know, foxes live in holes for a reason.4:30Yes, no.4:34What are you wearing?4:36Why a cape with the pants tucked into your socks?4:43Well, I guess he's just...4:45different.4:47Whew.5:04Obviously it first growth Indigenous Original dirt floor5:07Good bark. Skipping stone hearth, as you can see.5:11Kylie? Kylie! What did I tell you?5:13I'm showing the property. You're not supposed to be here.5:15Oh, what time is it? I'm sorry. This is Kylie. He's the super.5:18He's a little, uh... What's in the bucket, Mr. Kylie?5:22See? See what his eyes look like? Kylie? Kylie!5:25Huh?5:26Uh, just middows.5:27Do you try one?5:28Certainly.5:30That's not exactly an evergreen, is it?5:34Aren't there any pines on the market on this side of the river?5:37Pines are pretty hard to come by in your price range.5:40What's that?5:51May I ask what you do for a living, Mr. Fox?5:54I used to steal birds, but now I'm a newspaper man.5:57Oh, sure. I've seen your byline.6:00Good afternoon, gentlemen.6:03You good? You good?6:03Oh, and Kylie, thank you for the minnow.6:06It was superb.6:10Don't buy this tree, Foxy.6:12You're borrowing at 9.5 with no fixed rate,6:15plus moving into the most dangerous neighborhood in the country6:17for someone of your type of species.6:19You're exaggerating, Badger.6:20I understand what you're saying, and your comments are valuable.6:23but I'm gonna ignore your advice.6:26The cuss you are?6:28The cuss of mine?6:31Are you cussing with me?6:33No, you cussing with me.6:34Don't cuss and point me.6:35You're gonna cuss with somebody.6:36No, you're not gonna cuss with me, you little cuss.6:37You're gonna cuss with me.6:38You're gonna cuss with me.6:47Just by the tree.6:48Okay.6:49Structure really settled in.6:50Let's bring in the side unit.6:52Watch out, try to be careful with the branches here guys. Don't peel away the bark.7:02Hi.7:22He slightly younger but he a cuss of a lot bigger That just genetics I guess Ash has a littler body type7:39Go.7:40Raza!7:41Watch this, Dad!7:44Well, well.7:46Good jump, Ash.7:47Remember to keep your tail tucked.7:52Still painting thunderstorms, I see.7:54Do you still feel poor?7:57Less so.8:09Whoo-hoo! Whoo! Whoa!8:11Look at that! This kid's a natural. I'm speechless, Christopherson.8:15Plus he knows karate.8:30Do you think I'm an athlete?8:32What are you talking about?8:33Well, you know, I think I'm an athlete,8:36and sometimes I feel like you guys don't see me that way.8:39What's the subtext here?8:40Is he praying?8:42I think that's yoga.8:45How long is Christopherson supposed to stay with us?8:49Until your uncle gets better.8:51Right, but roughly how long do we plan to give him on that?8:54Double pneumonia?8:55It isn't really that big of a deal, is it?8:57Lower your voice, Ash.9:08Who am I, Kylie?9:10Who how? What now?9:12Why a fox?9:13Why not a horse or a beetle or a bald eagle?9:16I'm saying this more as, like, existentialism, you know?9:19Who am I?9:20And how can a fox ever be happy without a, you'll forgive the expression, a chicken in its teeth?9:26I don't know what you're talking about, but it sounds illegal.9:29Here, put this bandit hat on.9:32Maybe you're a medium. Take it off for a minute.9:33Don't wait around the house.9:36And so it begins.9:37Do you mind if I slide my bedroll slightly out from under the train set?9:42It's hard to sleep in that corkscrew position.9:44There's a lot of attitudes going on around here.9:48Don't let me get one.9:50No, it's only just in my spinal cord getting...9:52Sleep wherever you want, man. Here, take my bed.9:54I'll just, uh, I'll crawl under the bookcase.9:57Who cares if I get splintered in the bed?10:00Never mind.10:01Oh, you're gonna pout about it?10:02Because I've had it up to here with the sad house guest routine.10:07Goodnight.10:30I'm sorry.10:59Get it?11:02Are you listening to me?11:03I look into your eyes and I can't tell whether you're getting anything I'm saying.11:07Magnesium?11:10Magnesium!11:11Sorry.11:13Uh, pipette?11:15Pipette!11:16Oh, sorry.11:18Potassium tri... What are you looking at?11:20Oh, no.11:23Why is your cousin such a wet sandwich?11:25I beg your pardon?11:26What's that mean?11:27That means I didn't understand what you just said. A wet sandwich?11:30Yeah, a wet sandwich. He's too short. He dresses like a girl. He's...11:34different.11:35Are you a bully? You're starting to sound like a bully.11:38Watch this.11:39That's... you just destroyed the whole experiment.11:43You better extinguish this magnesium.11:45Stand back.11:48Oh.11:49Oof.11:51Hmm. I like your ears.11:54M-mine?11:55Mm-hmm.11:56Thank you. I like your spots.11:59Really? I used to cover them up, but, you know.12:03You're supposed to be my lab partner.12:05I am.12:07No, you're not. You're disloyal.12:26A few beagles as we discussed but we ready for that Yeah Back in the old days didn we used to do a thing where somebody saw a wolf in the12:38Wolf? What wolf?12:40Nothing? Never mind.12:44Here comes a low stone wall. Not a problem.12:47Not a problem.12:48Ah!12:49Ah!12:50What the cuss?12:51Where did this giant fence come from?12:52We had a master plan.12:53What's this lightning bolt?12:54That could mean maybe this fence might be electric.12:57Well, I just hope it doesn't mean thunder, because I have a phobia of that.13:02Ah.13:03Watch this.13:16Beagles love blueberries, didn't I tell you?13:42The master plan's working again.13:43Now, this is the tricky part.13:45One of us has got to jump that barbed wire,13:47slide under the tire spikes, and flip open the fence latch.13:50Who's it gonna be?13:51Not me.13:52You know who could do this part easily is Christopherson.13:54That kid's like a professional Olympic level.13:56Why don't we go run that way? There's no obstacles.13:59Yeah, that's better.14:11I said one bite.14:12I'm trying. I have a different kind of teeth from you.14:14I'm an opossum.14:16Give me that.14:18That's so grisly. There's blood and everything.14:21Follow me.14:38All right, what's the master escape plan?14:42Follow me again.14:50Give me that.15:03Come on Give me that15:07All right, let's hit the five a dime on the way home.15:09We need to make some fake price tags and wrap these chickens in wax paper15:12so it looks like we got them from the butcher shop.15:14Woohoo!15:20Huh.15:24Where'd you get this chicken?15:26I picked it up at the Five and Dime last night on my way back.15:28It's got a Bogus Farms tag around its ankle.15:31Huh. Must have escaped from there before I bought it.15:44Huh.15:46Am I getting better, coach?15:49Well, you sure as cuss not getting any worse.15:51Really? You think I could end up being as good as my dad if I keep practicing?15:55Your dad? Your dad was probably the best whack-bat player we ever had in this school.16:05No, you don't want to have to compare yourself to that.16:08No, but I think I have some of the same raw natural talent, don't you?16:13You're improving. Let's put it like that.16:16Yeah! Whoo!16:17That's the first time this kid's ever swung a whack bat?16:20He really is your father's nephew, isn't he?16:22Not by blood. No?16:24He's from my mother's side. Oh, yeah.16:27What's that stand for?16:30Huh? It's for, uh... it's for PEP.16:33PEP. It's a K.16:35Come on, now. Look alive. Attaboy.16:37We're going steady.16:43What's that?16:45What? What? This?16:47Oh, that's nothing. That's just some old trophy I won for being an athlete.16:50Mmm. Oh.16:52I'm supposed to cover this book party at some animal's nest in a tobacco field down the hill,16:56so me and Kylie are gonna hop over there and give it a whirl.16:59Don't wait up.17:00What's the book?17:02Some memoir. I'll get him to sign you a copy.17:05Dinner was... pitch perfect.17:08I spotted a couple of broken burglar bars17:12underneath the back door to Bean's secret cider cellar.17:14We're breaking into Bean's house? Cellar.17:16Where he lives? Where he keeps the cider.17:18Below where he lives. Where'd you come from?17:20Will you go back to the tree and do your homework?17:22I want to help you steal some cider.17:24We going to a book party and keep your mouth shut about any cider because no one ever said that Now get out of here But nothing You gonna get me in a lot of trouble Besides you too little and uncoordinated17:36One, two, three.17:39Where the cuss does that kid get off?17:41Can you believe that?17:42How'd he get tipped off?17:46You think he's gonna tell on us?17:49Before we go any further, from now on,17:51can you give me some kind of a signal once in a while,17:53just so I know any of this is getting through to you.17:57Is that it? Okay.17:58Uh, there's another one.18:00Ah, good. You made it. Anybody see you?18:02I don't think so.18:03Here, put this bandit hat on.18:17Look at all this apple juice.18:19Apple juice? Apple juice?18:21Apple juice? We didn't come here for apple juice.18:23This is some of the strongest, finest alcoholic cider money can buy.18:27Or they could even be stolen.18:29It burns in your throat, boils in your stomach,18:32tastes almost exactly like pure melted gold.18:44Y'all are trespassing now, illegally.18:51Round these parts we don't take kindly to sight of poachers.18:58You bitch badly, right?19:00You getting a little long in the tooth yourself, partner.19:07Bean security, why are you wearing that badge? What is it?19:11It's my job.19:13Wow! Hip, ho, whoop!19:21How's your old lady different?19:31Do you refer to my wife?19:33She was the town tart in her day.19:36Wild and footloose and pretty as a mink stone.19:41Is that true?19:42Of course not.19:44I mean, certainly she lived.19:45We all did.19:46It was a different time.19:47Let's not use a double standard.19:48She marched against the...19:49But town tart?19:50Shut up.19:51Yeah!19:52That was close, Rat.19:54Be careful.19:55Oh, I'm as careful as I...20:00Yuck!20:24How many jars should I bring up, Franklin?20:26I don't know. Two, I guess.20:28You drank three yesterday, though.20:30All right. Take three.20:43Nope. Too splenty.20:49Oh, my gus. Is she blind?20:52I think she might have astigmatism or possibly a cataract of some form.20:56Anyway, her eyes don't see well.21:08Another book party?21:11Whoa. I didn't see you sitting in the dark over there.21:15Yeah, no, actually, there's a fire.21:17I just got the call. They said maybe it's arson.21:19I gotta interview the marshal and see what's...21:21Kylie, is he telling the truth?21:24I don't want to be put in the middle of this.21:26Thanks, Kylie.21:28Why is he wearing that bandit hat?21:33His ears were cold. He's not with us. Go back to bed.21:38If what I think is happening is happening,21:41it better not be.21:44It'll grow back, won't it?21:46Tails don't grow back.21:47Tails don't grow back?21:48Mm-mm, except for lizards.21:49Tails don't grow back.21:51I'm gonna be tailless for the rest of my life.21:53Well, anyway, it's not half as bad as double pneumonia, right?21:56I mean, his dad's got one foot in the grave21:58and three feet on a banana peel.21:59It's a lot worse than just a...22:04Excuse me, everyone.22:05I'm gonna go meditate for half an hour.22:08You have got 29 minutes to come up with a proper apology.22:11Me? Me have an apology?22:14He gets abandoned? He just got here. He got a bandit hat.22:16Where's my bandit hat? Why didn't I get shot at?22:19It's because you think I'm no good at anything!22:22Well, maybe you're right. Thanks.22:26Told you not to bring him Why the cuss didn I listen to my lawyer At this point we be lucky if we can flip this tree for half of what we already sunk into it22:35I won't be able to sleep by my back for six weeks.22:38And on my stomach, I feel congested.22:40Why the cuss didn't I listen to my lawyer?22:42Because you don't listen to anybody.22:45What was that?22:46What? I said...22:48Wake up, everybody. They're digging us out.22:50They'll kill the children.22:51Over my dead body, they will.22:52That's what I'm saying. You'd be dead, too, in that scenario.22:54Well, I'm arguing against that.22:55What are you talking about?22:56Why are you yelling at me?22:57Stop, stop, stop!22:58You say one thing, she says another,23:00and it all changes back again.23:12I've got it.23:13There's not a moment to lose.23:14Why didn't I think of this sooner?23:15Think of what?23:16We've been trapped before.23:18DING!23:24I think it's time for me to give us a pep talk and explain some things.23:45A very long time ago...23:46May I have a word with you privately?23:48Well, we're in a hole here.23:50Just on the other side of this mineral deposit.23:52Follow me.23:54I'm gonna lose my temper now.23:59When?24:00Right now.24:02Well, when?24:02God!24:03Ow!24:07Twelve fox years ago, you made a promise to me24:10while we were caged inside that fox trap24:12that if we survived, you would never steal another chicken,24:15turkey, goose, duck, or squab, whatever they are.24:18And I believed you.24:19Why?24:20Why did you lie to me?24:21Because I'm a wild animal.24:25You are also a husband and a father.24:29I'm trying to tell you the truth about myself.24:32I don't care about the truth about yourself.24:35This story is too predictable.24:39Predictable, really?24:40What happens in the end?24:42In the end, we all die.24:46Unless you change.24:51I'm doing it.24:52I'm doing it.25:02I doing it Fight both sides and get those people Ash are you mad at me25:06I understand if you are, and I'm sorry.25:08I wouldn't have ever involved your cousin if I'd realized you'd feel this way.25:11It was only ever just because he's kind of a natural.25:13I mean...25:14Hey, look at him, Dick!25:15I'm gonna...25:16Anyway, I'm sorry if you're feeling...25:20You know what? I'm gonna spit dirt in my ears.25:22Yeah, that's better. I can't hear you now.25:25I don't have beagle ticks, by the way.25:29Well, me neither.25:31Whoever said we have beagle...25:33tics, by the way?25:34Apparently that's what you've been telling everyone.25:36Beagle ticks and pelt lice.25:38I never said that.25:39And you're misquoting me.25:40Or somebody is.25:41But I'm gonna get to the bottom of it.25:43Look, Ash, we may or may not ever see the light of day again.25:46But I really like Agnes.25:47And I think she likes me.25:48Mm-hmm.25:48Mm-hmm.25:49Great.25:49Well, she's a free agent.25:50What do I care?25:51Well, then why are you dead set on...25:52Can I ask you a question?25:53You may.25:54What's the point of sitting on the floor with your legs twisted into a pretzel talking25:58to yourself for an hour and 45 minutes?26:00It's weird.26:01My father and I first started practicing meditation together when I was...26:03Yeah, well, that's great.26:05But I'd worry more about what that does for your reputation than whether or not you have26:08beagle tics or not.26:11I don't.26:12Nor pelt lice.26:16One of those slovenly farmers is probably wearing my tail as a necktie by now.26:21You're paranoid, Foxy.26:23Oh, thank you. Correct me if I'm misreading the data, you've successfully destroyed the scenery...26:28Look at Dad's tie!26:30What will you three prominent farmers do now?26:33Well, Dan, I can tell you what we're not going to do. We're not gonna let him go.26:40Dad? Not a sound.26:42You scared the cuss out of us!26:54A lot of good animals are probably gonna die because of you!27:01We've been digging in circles for three days!27:05Half the woods have been obliterated, nobody can get out, right now my wife's huddled at the bottom of a flint mine,27:10with no food, no water, and 27 starving animal brats.27:15I just want to see a little sunshine.27:18But you're nocturnal, Phil.27:20Your eyes barely even open on a good day.27:22I'm sick of your double talk. We have rights.27:24We don like you and we hate your dad Now grab some of that mud chew it in your mouth and swallow it I not gonna eat mud Cuss yeah you are27:39Don't do that why'd you take your shoes off so I don't break your nose when I kick it27:55I can fight my own fights.27:58No, you can't.28:00Those farmers aren't going to quit until they've got you and every member of your family nailed upside down to a bloody stick with your eyes gorged out.28:08This is getting a little too personal.28:11Give me a minute.28:17This is a faculty.28:18Magic comes a faculty.28:20Take around the two things.28:21You know, it's crossing.28:22Across the back.28:23Or he comes up on top and comes around and thinks...28:28I've got an idea.28:29What is it?28:30Could be a good one.28:31Lay it on us.28:32It might save our lives.28:33Say the idea!28:34All right, let's try it.28:38Go to the Flint mine, tell Mrs. Badger et al. that help is on the way.28:42Is help on the way?28:43I sure as cause hope so.28:51Ash.28:53I know what it's like to feel...28:56different.28:59I'm not different.29:01Am I?29:02We all are.29:04Him especially.29:05But there's something kind of fantastic about that, isn't there?29:15Not to me.29:16I prefer to be an athlete.29:20Gentlemen.29:20This time we must dig in a very special direction.29:29I gotta kinda feel out the vibe.29:35Begin.29:50Come on.29:52Come on.30:00I hear that slap in the middle. Do you get how incredible this is?30:30We took everything.30:38They took everything?30:41Let me call you back, Paley.30:45Well, they could be anywhere by now.30:47They're digging right under our feet.30:48Well, in a sense, we've only made matters worse.30:49We should have stayed out of it.31:00I've got an idea.31:25I can imagine how painful, even just emotionally, that must be for you.31:29Well, you know, it's not the end of the world.31:31Oh, but, Foxy, how humiliating having your whole tale blown clean off.31:35Can we drop it?31:40Yeah, they're really good, sweet, and nice.31:42Hey, they say you're a natural.31:44True or false?31:45Answer the question.31:47True, I guess.31:48Correct.31:49Get out of here, Agnes.31:50I need to have a private word with Christopherson.31:51Well, just a minute.31:52She doesn't...31:53I don't mind.31:53I'm going to have to talk to the guy.31:55Listen to me.31:55I just had a brainstorm for something fantastic I've got to do, but I can't do it alone.32:01I'm not interested.32:02Hear me out.32:02No, thanks.32:03I think foxes from your side of the family take unnecessary risks.32:06Only because they've got the guts in their blood.32:09And so do we.32:10Was I a bit rude to Agnes?32:12Yeah.32:13I should probably say something, shouldn't I?32:14I'll say something in a minute.32:17What's the brainstorm?32:18In a nutshell, we're gonna steal back my dad's tale.32:23Whoa.32:23Hmm Phew Hmm32:39I don't feel safe.32:41That's because we're not.32:43You should probably put your bandit hat on now.32:45Personally, I don't have one,32:47but I modified this tube sock.32:51They look good.32:52Yeah, we do.32:54Now where would you keep a prized tail if you collected them if that was your hobby?32:57I'd probably be hanging over the mantelpiece.32:59Right. Good. In fact...33:01What's that smell?33:06Ever tasted one of Mrs. Bean's famous nutmeg ginger apple snaps?33:09Well...33:10How did it do?33:19They are so warm.33:24Uh-oh. We got it wrong.33:26What?33:26It's not over the mantelpiece.33:29The necktie.33:54Shh! Let's go!33:56Hang on! Hold me! What?33:58Two more! She's there! She can't see!34:08Look at each other. Here we are. Wow.34:11Now, I've already had too much to drink, and I'm feeling sentimental,34:14but I'm gonna say something anyway, which nobody wants to admit,34:16but I think is probably true.34:18We beat them. We beat those farmers,34:22And now we're triumphantly eating their roasted chicken,34:24their sizzling duck, their succulent turkey,34:26their foie gras de...34:30Where'd the boys go?34:31Wh-where?34:32Ash?34:33Boys?34:34Christopherson!34:35Oh, my gosh, that was crazy.34:37I can't believe what's just happening here.34:38Come on, let's get out of here. Let's go!34:39Where are we? Where are we? Where are we?34:45Christopherson?34:46What am I hearing again, baby? What's happening?34:49Am I still paranoid?34:52Cider.34:55Ah, what just happened?35:19Something with cider.35:20That was dangerous.35:21Is anyone hurt?35:21We're all hurt.35:22My entire flint mine just got demolished.35:25Apple juice. Apple juice flood.35:27Let's do a head count. Everybody pick a buddy.35:30Where'd the boys go?35:31Ash?35:32Kristofferson? Ash?35:33I'm here!35:35Ash, who's your buddy?35:37Kristofferson.35:37Where is he?35:38I don't know.35:39Why not?35:39I lost him.35:40You lost him?35:41I lost him. We were in the kitchen.35:42Where were you?35:42I was in the kitchen.35:43We were trying to find the necktie.35:45What are you talking about?35:46It's my fault.35:47Oh, no.35:48Where did you get that nutmeg ginger apple snap?35:51And why are you wearing that fake bandit hat?35:53We want to steal back your tail.35:58Kristofferson! Kristofferson! Kristofferson! Kristofferson! Kristofferson! Kristofferson!36:07Wrap this wet little mutt in a newspaper and put him in a box with some holes punched in the top.36:13There's only one way out of this sewer, but the manhole cover's closed and there's a station wagon parked on it.36:18Which means we're permanently stuck down here.36:21You still think we beat him, Foxy?36:42Badger's right.36:44These farmers aren't gonna quit until they catch me.36:46I shouldn't have lied to your face.36:48I shouldn't have fallen off the wagon and started secretly stealing chickens on the sly.36:52I shouldn't have pushed these farmers so far and tried to embarrass them and cuss with their heads.36:56I enjoyed it, but I shouldn't have done it.36:58And now there's only one way out.37:00Maybe if I hand myself over and let them kill me, stuff me, and hang me over their mantelpiece...37:05You'll do no such thing.37:06Darling, maybe they'll let everyone else live.37:11Oh, why'd you have to get us into this, Foxy?37:14Foxy.37:17I don't know, but I have a possible theory.37:20I think I have this thing where I need everybody37:22to think I'm the greatest, the quote unquote37:24fantastic Mr Fox And if they aren completely knocked out and dazzled and kind of intimidated by me then I don feel good about myself Foxes traditionally like to court danger37:35hunt prey, and outsmart predators,37:37and that's what I'm actually good at.37:40I think at the end of the day, I'm just...37:42I know.37:43We're wild animals.37:46I guess we always were.37:49I promise you if I had all this to do over again,37:52I'd have never let you down.37:53It was always more fun when we did it together anyway.37:57I love you, Felicity.37:59I love you too.38:03But I shouldn't have married you.38:15Did I ever tell you about the time I learned we were gonna have a cub?38:17In the foxtrap.38:18Right. We were at gunpoint and your mother...38:20Says she's pregnant.38:21Let me tell it, okay?38:23I had no idea how we were gonna get out of this jam, and then it hit me.38:27What do foxes do better than any other animal?38:29Dig.38:29You're stepping on my lines.38:30Right, keep telling it.38:31So we dug, and the whole time I put paw over paw,38:34scooping dirt and pebbles with your mother digging like crazy beside me,38:38I kept wondering, who is this little boy gonna be?38:40Or girl.38:41Or girl, right, because at that point we didn't know.38:44Ash, I'm so glad he was you.38:49It's not your fault.38:50It's mine.38:53Goodbye.39:23Ah!39:31The boy's locked in an apple crate on top of a gun locker in the attic of Bean Annex.39:40Would you have told me if I didn't kill you first?39:44Never.39:46All these wasted years, what were you looking for, rats?39:50He's trying to say something, Dad.39:53Sider.39:57Sider.40:00Here you are, Ren.40:03A beaker of beans finest secret cider.40:11Like melted gold.40:23He redeemed himself.40:25Redemption? Sure.40:27Sure.40:28But in the end, he's just another dead rat in the garbage pail behind a Chinese restaurant.40:48He went bananas.40:49Yes, he did.40:53My suicide mission's been canceled.40:55replacing it with a gopher bro.40:56Anyway, I think it may very well be40:58all the beautiful differences among us.41:01It might just give us the tiniest glimmer41:03of a chance of saving my nephew41:04and letting me make it up to you41:05for getting us into this crazy whatever it is.41:09I don't know. It's just a thought.41:10Thank you for listening.41:12Cheers, everyone.41:17Let's eat!41:20What? I was just playing along with the pig.41:22He was doing it.41:23Will you join me?41:25I will.41:31All right, I guess.41:33Thank you. Synchronize your clocks.41:35The time is now 9.45 a.m.41:37Here, put these bandit hats on.41:43Come on, that doesn't sound anything like it.41:45It's amateur night in Dixie.41:47Oh, you're welcome.41:49P-P-P-Police, P-P-Police, P-P-P-P.41:55What the cuss is he burning?41:59P-Police, P-P-P.42:03My farts, my shorts, my mane.42:11Is that all you've got, Mr. Fox?42:15The gold becomes a green, for a bunch of us.42:33Are you scared of wolves Scared No I have a phobia of them42:36Well, I have a thing about thunder.42:38Why? That's stupid.42:40I don't like needles myself.42:42Where'd you come from again? How'd you get in the sidecar?42:44I feel like I'm losing my mind.42:55Here we go.43:09Kylie, you got a credit card?43:10Sure.43:11See, this is what I was saying about how good you are just being available for a titanium card.43:16How the cuss should you qualify for this?43:18I pay my bills on time.43:20I've always had good credit.43:25Ha! Ha!43:27Come on.43:29Wait a second.43:31What's this thing you do, the whistle with the clicking sound?43:33What do you mean? That's my trademark.43:55Give me a blueberry.44:10What?44:12Blueberry.44:13You forgot the blueberries?44:15I did say it.44:16I wrote it on your paw.44:17Yeah?44:18It's written on the front of your paw.44:19What's that white stuff around his mouth?44:25I think he eats soap.44:32That's not soap.44:33Well, why does he have that bubble?44:35He's rabid with rabies.44:37I've heard about this beagle.44:41You two go ahead while I distract him.44:49Huh? What?44:51Huh? What?44:53Shh Hey I can fit through there45:05Hmm? You wanna know why?45:08Why?45:10Because I'm little.45:12Give me that shoelace.45:14It's me. I'm rescuing you.45:27I've got mixed feelings about that.45:30I don't blame you.45:34Can you give me a karate lesson real quick?45:39Okay. Stand like this.45:42Position yourself on the bones of your feet.45:44Close your eyes. You weigh less than a slice of bread.45:49I feel like there's a tenderness in your eyes, isn't there?45:52Yes, I'm right.45:54Let's review the principal agility techniques.45:56Jumping, flipping, landing.45:58You're a good boy.46:00Lonely, maybe, but terribly sweet.46:03Is your name Spitz?46:05That's German, isn't it?46:08Now for a rudimentary version of the Cyclone Chop.46:10First, you need to get a running start, which obviously I can't do in here.46:13Then as you arrive at the destination of the chop,46:15lean and thrust into the point of contact.46:17Paw remains open and straight, then withdraw instantaneously.46:19Remember, it's the pullback that matters.46:21The pullback generates the force of the impact.46:24Got it.46:27Yeah, I'm just gonna chop this thing right off.46:34Oh.46:39He's gonna do it.46:43Why, you're just as sweet as...46:47I thought he said,46:48Never look a beagle in the eye.46:50Oh, makalaka-yaga-ki-ya!47:01Did you chop it?47:03Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.47:13Ah!47:15Ah!47:18Christopherson?47:20Christopherson?47:21Uh, I'm okay.47:23I okay I sorry That all right You were just trying to unlock the apple crate No I mean I sorry about47:35If...47:36Oh, you mean from before. The apology you owed me what you never actually said.47:40Right.47:41I'm grumpy. I spit. I wake up on the wrong side of the bed.47:44I'm just...47:46different, apparently.47:48But it won't happen again.47:52Chris Arverson, I'm sorry.47:55That's all right, too.47:57Throw me the shoelace, please.48:11You okay?48:25He's wearing it.48:46Your tractors uprooted my tree. Your posse hunted my family. Your gunmen kidnapped my nephew. Your wrath insulted my wife and you shot off my tail. I'm not leaving here without that necktie.49:07Kill him!49:16Actually, we should just go. Where'd I park?49:20I weigh less than a slice of bread.49:22What?49:23I'll be right back.49:34Dodge the grabbers, duck the taggers, jump the twig basket, and knock the cedars to go to the cross rock!49:46Yee-yah!49:48Woo!49:58Hot dog!50:00Box!50:30Ash, that was pure wild animal craisins. You're an athlete. Mm-hmm. Here, put this bandit hat on.50:41Goggles!51:00No!51:09Don't turn around.51:11What?51:21Where'd he come from?51:24Where'd you come from?51:27What are you doing here Canis lupus Volpus Volpus I don think he speaks English or Latin51:38Pensez-vous qu'il liberse a rude?51:41I'm asking if he thinks we're in for a hard winter.51:48He doesn't seem to know.51:51I have a phobia of wolves.51:58What a beautiful creature.52:14Wish him luck, boys.52:16Good luck out there.52:28Where are we going?52:34Nobody knows.52:35We were in the middle of a meditation practice.52:37Watch your step.52:38Let's see now.52:39Where does this leave?52:40Oh, no.52:41Foxy, it's filthy.52:42Keep a good grip, everyone.52:43This better be worth it.52:45I think I see a little sliver of light.52:48What's this?52:49Is it a door?52:50You're a terrible actor, Foxy.52:52Do you smell something?52:53Is that...52:54Freon?52:55Shh!52:55I'm going to crack open this trap door and see if something's on the other side.52:58I highly doubt it, though. There's probably just more sewer.53:02You know wouldn it be surprising if Alternate Hey look There a whole enormous glorious gigantic supermarket up here53:16And they close early on weekends.53:18Oh...53:20Wow.53:21Please try.53:22You really are kind of a quote-unquote fantastic fox.53:27I try.53:28Get enough to share with everybody, and remember,53:30The rabbits are vegetarians, and badgers supposedly can't eat walnuts.53:36I guess now that Christofferson's dad's already down to single pneumonia and getting better,53:40he'll be going home soon, huh?53:42Actually, when he spoke to me from the hospital,53:43he said he was already talking to Weasel about real estate availabilities down in our sewer system.53:48Oh, really? Well, now's the time to buy.53:58Okay, I get it.53:59Is that your trademark?54:04I'm pregnant again.54:06Wow.54:09I think we're both glowing.54:14Do another toast, Dad.54:18Okay, uh...54:20Let's see. Uh... Yeah. Right. Okay.54:23They say all foxes are slightly allergic to linoleum,54:28but it's cool to the paw.54:29Try it.54:35They say my tail needs to be dry cleaned twice a month but now it fully detachable see They say our tree may never grow back54:46but one day something will.54:49Yes, these crackles are made of synthetic goose,54:52and these giblets come from artificial squab,54:55and even these apples look fake,54:57but at least they've got stars on them.55:00I guess my point is, we'll eat tonight,55:03and we'll eat together,55:05Even in this not particularly flattering light,55:09you are without a doubt the five and a half55:12most wonderful wild animals I've ever met in my life.55:17So let's raise our boxes...55:22to our survival.55:32How was that?55:34That was a good toast.56:04Well, who'd have known that just yesterday, hey, she danced with me the thing that I was doing?