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Best Fights in the Boondocks

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0:00I'm so excited when you see me.0:02You know me?0:03I'm so excited.0:05I'm so excited.0:07Boys in this paragraph smash up on the graph in half.0:10It made the inspector deck on the wall path.0:12First class leaving mites with a cast.0:14Causing ruckus like the aftermath from guns blast.0:17Run fast, here comes the verbal assault up.0:20Rhymes running wild like a child of the walker.0:22I scorn from the inner slums the brawn.0:25He knows my every move, yet he cannot see.0:29As my mind fights to make sense of the impossible, he has turned my sight into a liar-built.0:44He has no just cause to love my life.0:46There is no forethought, no logic in his actions.0:49This isn't just any swordsman. This is the blind samurai.0:55Oh, this is it.0:57I'm gonna kick some ass now.0:59You scared?1:01Yeah, I can smell the bitch in you.1:05Ooh, that vintage bitch.1:11I got stronger!1:13I'm gonna keep coming into it!1:24I'm gonna keep coming into it!1:28You will not get out of here alive!1:40Do you hear me?1:43I'm going to edge out!1:48And I said no!1:49Ah!2:10You little bitch!2:13Uh!2:16Uh!2:30Ah Uh Uh Oh2:48What the hell2:50Ophra is in danger.2:55Not?2:56Well, I'm here.2:57I have to get into that studio, even if it means going through you.3:01Man, you come straight out of a comic strip.3:06So nasty that it's probably someone I've been trapped in.3:10He told the people you can worry your magic to.3:13Keep your battery charged.3:15You know I won't stick, yo.3:16Now it's not his vulture.3:17Get slow.3:18Okay, okay.3:32Wow, Riley!3:34Sometimes we rock slower, vice versa.3:36Keep up on some some nice busher cars.3:39Yeah!3:40Don't worry about hot tracks like Scott,3:42I feel fat ass and shots of the scotch from opposite-lose.3:45OK, Hopkins dressing rooms should be up here and to the left.3:48Let's go!3:49One, two, two, one!3:50Ah!3:53Oh!3:56Confidence the average book of people.3:59Oh!4:00What?4:01Just remember all cats from the store and the man made...4:10Say what? Intruders in the studio?4:13I'm on my way.4:14Let's go, girl! Let's go!4:15I'm coming!4:16Burn a motherfucking Steakmeater!4:19I'll at ya, boy! I'll give money!4:22Ahhhhhhhhhhh!4:24Ahhhhhhhhhhh!4:26Ahhhhhhhh!4:27Ha ha ha ha ha!4:28Sink me there!4:29Your heart of darkness has earned you a triple back!4:33You have my blessings to exact vengeance on the Freeman family4:37and to spread ignorance and chaos in the black community.4:41They will be no match for you!4:45Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!4:48Hell ain't sick!4:49I'm gonna get you privy!4:53What the fuck are you doing Tom Ah Ah Oh buddy Ah What the hell Tom What going on Oh my goodness the man has changed it5:07Tom!5:08What's wrong with you?5:10You on that stuff?5:11Snap out of it Tom?5:12Cocaine's a hell of a drug.5:13You don't remember me?5:14You don't remember my name?5:16What's my name?5:20Stinkmeanor!5:21Ding, ding, ding, ding!5:22I don't know how you got here stink meaner, but you're going back to hell. Oh, yeah5:27I'm going back and I'm taking y'all with me in the first class cabin on the ass whooping express5:32All aboard!5:38Yeah5:40You ain't too nigger to get that ass whooped5:42Uh-huh5:44Let's break it off5:52I'm a brain!6:19Alright, here we go!6:21Is that all you got?6:24Get a bar! Get your bars up!6:28One...6:34I'll get you there!6:36I'll get off here!6:38At the lamp!6:39Damn it, boy!6:41You know I'm at that lamp, Carl!6:43I want my papa's base!6:45Boy, that's a geisha!6:46It's a collectible!6:48That's what you get, motherfucker.6:56Robert Jebediah Freeman had sworn a lifetime intifada against the movie theater industry for exorbitant prices and poor customer service,7:03which, interestingly enough, did not stop him from going to see movies.7:08Okay, gang, keep your eyes open.7:09Open for what?7:10We're sneaking in.7:12That's not true, little baby. I bought my tickets online. Scouts on them.7:16I'm paid! I got my ticket!7:18Yeah, yeah, I got a ticket for you.7:20A one-way ticket to get the hell out of here!7:22Come on, move it!7:28My plan was to get to the projector room and destroy the Prenticell plane7:38First, I have to go to the bathroom.7:49Oh, man.7:52Who's in there?7:55What happened to my...8:01Dean!8:03Right there!8:07Hey!8:25AHHHHH!8:26AHHHHH!8:44I've been waiting on this day since your little uppity ass came into town!8:49You thought you was the only one who mastered the ancient and deadly art of the Noontaku?8:54The End9:24Come, Nicosana.9:33Well, that's that.9:34I think we all learned a valuable lesson today about stealing movies.9:38Buy the bootleg.9:39Or just download it from the internet like everybody else.9:50Hey, can you guys wait here a sec?9:52There's something I need to take care of.9:58No!10:00So, that's pretty impressive, being a White Lotus Master.10:15Thank you. It was really hard.10:18It's just, I had heard there were no White Lotus Masters left alive.10:23Hmm, hmm. Maybe you would like a demonstration.10:26What about a friendly sparring match?10:31That sounds perfect.10:51Let's get out while we can.10:56Oh.10:58Oh.11:02I do hereby announce that Riley Freeman is officially part11:06of the Lethal Interjection crew.11:07Now just remember what you represent when you have it on11:10and be proud of it.11:11There isn't a single member of the Lethal Interjection crew11:14that isn't ready to die for his chain.11:16Yeah.11:21Woo!11:21I done came up.11:22Yeah.11:23Got my name up.11:24So when they speak, I'm who blinged up.11:26My mood ain't bringing up in11:36Oh yeah!11:37Bitch Magnus!11:38You thought you wasn't gonna get the taste smacked out of your mouth for trying to jack young Reezy?11:42Ain't nobody playing with none of y'all!11:44You in a problem? You in a problem? You in a problem?11:46You in a problem? Let's get it! Let's get it!11:48You in a chair! You in a room with your hair!11:50You in a room with your hair!11:52I'm gonna get you back like I hate you!11:54You see that? Come and get you.12:01You see that? I hit that bone like a bone.12:03Yeah!12:05Stop it! Come on!12:24You had enough You had enough of what Is that all you got12:38You gonna give me my damn back12:42I'm more the type to bury you bastards in caskets12:47Watch your mouth when I'm in the building12:50I'm not the same for nothing12:51Bush Magnus12:54Huh?12:54Yeah, motherfucker, you fuck with one member of the lethal interjection.12:58You're fucking with every last one of us.13:00Come try all that tough shit with me, Link.13:03Oh, man.13:05My motherfucking legs.13:07Man, you can take this piece of shit chain.13:09My dad had it appraised.13:11He said it was worthless.13:13Oh, Jesus.13:14My motherfucking...13:16Oh, Jesus.13:17You broke, bitch.13:18Get a real chain.13:19My leg is broken.13:24Motherfuckin' stupid-ass bitch! Motherfuckin'!13:29You know what? Still better than an old funky necklace!13:41Well, well, well! We came a long way to kill y'all little niggalettes!13:46Now it's time for the big bonanza!13:50You know what this is, suckas!13:54Yo! You see these two old ass niggas?14:01Come on!14:02Yo! Why be my man?!14:06Damn! Them old niggas can jump!14:24Fuckin' ass like you stole something!14:26Who you think you fuckin' with, huh?14:28Huh?14:29Hup!14:30Hup!14:49You fuck-ass motherfucker!14:51Damn bailing rain!14:53We all gotta die sometimes Might as well help each other get there I mean that what you did to Stake Mina Isn that right Robert Freeman15:13What's happening?15:14What's happening?15:15Just your ass now.15:17Put this in the way, put it away!15:25I'm not going to do that.15:55Help!15:57Help!16:09Come on, boy!16:11Come on, boy!16:13I ain't scared of you!16:15I ain't scared of you!16:17Help me!16:19Help me!16:23I'm gonna fight like a man, you little punk bitch!16:39I'll back your ass with you too much!16:53I'm not going to die.17:23Oh my God Oh shit Now give the hand Oh shit Oh shit Oh shit17:35Oh, shit!17:37Oh, shit!17:47The police! Thank God for the poli-17:49I mean, uh, who's Nick?17:51Who caught a po-po?17:53Alright, you three are under arrest for the murder of Bushido Brown.17:57Oh, thank you, officer. Thank you.17:59I can't believe somebody snicked.18:06That's it. No more gun. Now what you gonna do?18:09You still used to choo-choo, but no gotta shoot.18:11You still leave with your hand wrapped like bottom-boost you.18:14Almost bulletproof, the lyrics used to boost.18:16Most of the flow is tsunami like waterproof, the booze.18:18The gangsta fake shit, young niggas ain't shit.18:20The land in your belly like a feed in king chicks.18:22No more contest on who's the nicest18:24Challenge my flow, we can rotation devices18:26Start back casin', do you know who you facin?18:28Leave a mark over your eye, like punctuation18:30Your love from bad bruds, with bamas on em18:32Get blasted in the street like red lights on camera18:52AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH18:56Lemuelton, Riley pull me up. I'm trying but you really fat, Riley don't drop me. I'm sorry19:04I tried to kill you. I have problems with my anger. You got problems with your weight too19:15No, no you must let him die19:22No!19:23No!19:24You killed him.19:28He deserved to die.19:30He's gone.19:32Oh wait, he's right there.19:36Mr. Stinkmeanor, do you understand what I've just told you?19:40I'm a clone!19:41The man who you are a clone of is Colonel H. Stinkmeanor.19:45He left you those clothes, that cane, and the glasses.19:49We ask that if the cloning was successful, we relay this message.19:54Dear me, please go fuck with Robert J. Freeman.19:57Warm regards, OG Stink Mina.20:00By the way, you're not exactly the same as the original.20:03There were some enhancements.20:05Hey, hey, hey, hey!20:08Go, go, go, go!20:10Are you ready for this, you bitch-ass?20:15Ah!20:16Oh, I see now.20:19If you take some karate glasses, whoa!20:23Ah!20:29Ooh!20:35You're on the mission!20:39Fuck!20:41Motherfucker!20:43Quick!20:47Fuckity fuck fuck!20:49What kind of fuckery is fuck?20:54I promise.20:59Ah Hmm Hmm Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah21:11Hey!21:12Stop this!21:14Granddad, stop!21:15Listen to me!21:16We don't have to make the same mistakes.21:18We can learn.21:20If I let you live, you are going to leave me alone.21:26Leave me alone.21:27And if I see you again, I'm gonna...21:32I'm gonna call the police and file for a restraining order.21:34Sure, Robert. All you had to do was ask.21:36I don't even know you. I'm just a clone.21:41That's it.21:42I think it's finally over.21:44Let's go home.21:45Hey! Hey!21:46Why do you call me an ambulance?
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