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0:00Tracy, it's Phil.0:02I'm freaking out.0:04Yeah, listen.0:06Uh...0:08We fucked up. We can't find Doug.0:12What are you saying, Phil?0:14Yeah.0:16Watch it, pervert!0:18It's okay, Alan. He's just doing your in-scene.0:20He's getting very close to my shaft.0:22All done.0:24You know, if you want to go to Vegas without me, that is totally cool, you know?0:26What are you talking about?0:28You know, Phil and Stu, they're your buddies, and it's your bachelor party.0:31Come on, Alan. Those two love you.0:36Nice car.0:37Yeah.0:38I'm driving.0:39No chance, but don't step... God, watch the left.0:43It's Alan. Tracy's brother.0:49Whoa!0:50Vegas!0:52Dinner done!0:54I told her we're two hours outside of wine country, and she bought it.1:02Don't you think it's strange that you've been in a relationship for three years,1:05and you still have to lie about going to Vegas?1:07Yeah, I do.1:08Okay, let me look that up for you.1:11Dr. Price?1:12Stu, you're a dentist.1:14Hey, don't try and get fancy.1:16It's not fancy.1:17I'm not getting a cig on my beeper.1:24You're not really wearing that, are you?1:26Wearing what?1:27The man purse.1:29You actually gonna wear that, or you guys just fuck with me?1:32It's where I keep all my things.1:33I get a lot of compliments on this.1:35Plus, it's not a man purse.1:36It called a satchel Indiana Jones wears one So does Joy Behar Tonight All right It grew by one So were1:46there two of us, there were two of us in the wolf pack. I was alone first in the pack and then Doug1:52joined in later. And six months ago when Doug introduced me to you guys I thought wait a second2:00could it be? And now I know for sure I just added two more guys to my wolf pack.2:06All right. All right. Four of us wolves running around the desert together in Las Vegas looking2:15for strippers and cocaine. So tonight I make a toast. What? What do you got there?2:21Oh!2:22Yeah!2:22Oh!2:24God!2:25What are you doing?2:29What is that?2:30Blood Brothers.2:31God!2:36No!2:37No!2:51Hey Phil, am I missing a tooth?2:58I can't...3:00Oh my God!3:06Whose fucking baby is that?3:08Alan, are you sure you didn't see anyone else in the suite?3:11Yeah, I checked all the room...3:16What the last thing we remember doing last night Well the first thing was we were on the roof and we were having those shots of jaeger and then we played craps into hard rock and i think doug was there doc none of us could3:30remember anything from last night remember it's a cop car fine i'll do it can help yeah thanks3:36and how exactly you guys gonna do that oh it's easy you just pour kerosene over a ferret light3:40it on both ends put it in they're attracted to gas lines what yeah a ferret up close and personal3:46That's really weird.3:46I just...3:47Don't listen to this, maniac.3:49Let's think this thing through.3:50Finish him!3:55Good.3:56You're holding 50,000 volts, little man.3:59Don't be afraid to ride the lightning.4:01Stop!4:02Gross!4:03In the face!4:05In the face!4:07These are some black shoes.4:09Are they women's shoes?4:10I don't know.4:11Whose are those?4:13I don't know.4:14It's a men's size 6.4:15That's weird.4:16What is this, a snake skin?4:18Oh, come on.4:19Ew!4:20That's a used condom!4:21Ow!4:22Ow!4:45Yes!4:48What are you doing?4:49Hey, guys.4:50Shut up.4:51That's me.4:52I'm on TV.4:53I've never been on TV before.4:56Really?4:57Really, Alan?4:59You gonna hire him over here Yeah I was uh You gonna overflow the What are we gonna do We are so fucked5:10Hey, guys. Did you find it?5:12Nope. But check this out.5:50Hey guys6:00He's okay!6:02You're okay!6:04Oh, God.6:06We gotta go, buddy. Come on.6:08Oh, we have been looking everywhere for you.6:10He's alive!6:12What the fuck is going on?6:14We can explain everything, but...6:16This was a gorgeous wedding.6:18I gave it six months.6:20You're a dick.6:22I don't know what to say.6:24Thanks? For the bachelor party, I guess?6:28I just wish we could actually remember some of it.6:31Hey, guys. Look what I found.6:33Whoa, that's my camera.6:35Yeah, it was lodged in the backseat of the car.6:37Oh, are there photos on it?6:38Yeah. Some of it's even worse than we thought.6:41No fucking way. Give me that.6:42Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.6:43Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.