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0:00I'm not sure what you're doing.0:30Sir, please put down the spear.1:00I'm not going to die.1:30You have heart.1:56Please don't.1:57I still need that.2:01This doesn't have to get any message.2:03Of course it does.2:04I've come too far for anything else.2:07I am Loki of Asgard.2:11And I am burdened with glorious purpose.2:14Loki!2:16Brother of Thor!2:17We have no quarrel with your people.2:20An ant has no quarrel with a boot.2:23You planning to step on us I come with glad tidings Of a world made free Free from what Freedom Freedom is life great lie2:37Once you accept that in your heart, you will know peace.2:48Yeah, you say peace.2:50I kind of think you mean the other thing.2:53Sir, Director Furious Stalin.2:55This place is about to blow and drop a hundred feet of rock on us.3:00He means the barriers.3:01Like the Pharaohs of old.3:03He's right. The portal is collapsing in on itself.3:05We've got maybe two minutes before this goes critical.3:07Well then.3:16Who's that?3:17He didn't tell me.3:23I'm not sure if I can do this.3:53Director.4:23The Chitauri grow restless.4:30Let them guard themselves.4:32I will lead them in a glorious battle.4:34Battle?4:36Against the meager might of Earth?4:39Glorious, not lengthy.4:42If your force is as formidable as you claim.4:46You question us.4:49You question him.4:50He who put the scepter in your hand who gave you ancient knowledge and new purpose when you were cast out defeated I was a king The rightful king of Asgard5:05Betrayed.5:06Your ambition is little and born of childish need.5:12We look beyond the earth to the greater world for Tesseract.5:17We'll unveil.5:18You don't have the Tesseract yet.5:22I don't threaten.5:25But until I open the doors until your force is mine to command5:32You have it words you will have your war as guardian5:39If you fail5:42If the tesseract is kept from us5:47There will be no realm no barren moon5:51No crevice where he cannot fight you.5:56You think you'll know pain or pain?6:00He will make you long for something sweet as pain.6:13Hey!6:15The Tesseract has shown me so much.6:17It's more than knowledge.6:19It's truth.6:20I know.6:21What did show you, Agent Barton?6:24My next target.6:26Tell me what you need.6:30I need a distraction.6:33And an eyeball.6:51You're keeping me.6:51I'm keeping you.7:21MUSIC PLAYS Oh my God7:55Kneel before me.8:12I said...8:14Kneel!8:25Is not this simpler?8:31Is this not your natural state?8:37It's the unspoken truth of humanity8:40that you crave subjugation.8:44The bright lure of freedom8:46diminishes your life's joy8:48in a mad scramble for power,8:52for identity,8:53You see, you were made to be ruled.8:59In the end, you will always kneel.9:10Not to men like you.9:13There are no men like me.9:16There are always men like you.9:20Look to your elder people.9:23Let him be an example.9:33You know, the last time I was in Germany9:35and saw a man standing above everybody else,9:38we ended up disagreeing.9:40The soldier.9:44A man out of time.9:46I'm not the one who's out of time.9:48Loki, drop the weapon and stand down.10:00Neil.10:15That's your day.10:30Make a move reindeer games.10:42Good move.10:45Mr. Stark.10:47Captain.10:52What's the matter? Scared of a little lightning?10:55I'm not overly fond of what follows.11:00Where is the Tesseract?11:16I missed you too.11:18Do I look to be in a gaming mood?11:19Oh, you should thank me.11:22With the Bifrost gone, how much dark energy did the Eagle Father have to muster to conjure11:26you here?11:27Your precious earth.11:30I thought you dead.11:35Did you mourn?11:37We all did.11:39Our father.11:40Your father.11:44He did tell you my true parentage, did he not?11:49We were raised together.11:52We played together.11:53We fought together.11:55Do you remember none of that?11:57I remember a shadow.12:00living in the shade of your greatness.12:04I remember you tossing me into an abyss.12:07I who was and should be king.12:09So you take the world I love as recompense for your imagined slights.12:13No, the earth is under my protection, Loki.12:18And you're doing a marvelous job with that.12:22The humans slaughter each other in droves while you idly fret I mean to rule them As why should I not Think yourself above them Oh yes Then you miss the truth of ruling brother The throne would suit you ill12:41I've seen worlds you've never known about.12:44I have grown Odin's son in my exile.12:48I have seen the true power of the Tesseract, and when I wield...12:52And when I wield it...12:53You showed you this power.12:56Who controls the would-be king?12:57I am a king!12:58Not here!12:59You give up the Tesseract.13:01You give up this poisonous dream.13:06You come home.13:12I don't have it.13:15You need the cube to bring me home.13:18But I've sent it off.13:19I know not where.13:19Listen well, brother.13:23I'm listening.13:49In case it's unclear, you try to escape, you so much as scratch that glass.14:0930,000 feet straight down in a steel trap.14:23You get how that works?14:27Ant boot.14:33It's an impressive cage.14:36Not built, I think, for me.14:39Built for something a lot stronger than you.14:42Oh, I've heard.14:45A mind is beast.14:47Makes play he's still a man.14:50How desperate are you?14:52You call on such lost creatures to defend you How desperate am I You threaten my world with war You steal a force you can hope to control You talk about peace and you kill cause it fun15:05You have made me very desperate.15:07You might not be glad that you did.15:13Ooh.15:15It burns you to have come so close.15:19To have the Tesseract, to have power, unlimited power.15:23Unlimited power and for what a15:29Warm light through all mankind to share and then to be reminded what real power is15:40Well, let me know of real power wants a magazine or something15:53There's not many people who can sneak up on me.16:01But you figured I'd come.16:03After.16:06After whatever tortures Fury can concoct,16:09you would appear as a friend, as a bomb.16:14And I would cooperate.16:16I want to know what you've done to Agent Barton.16:18I'd say I've expanded his mind.16:23Once you've won, once you're king of the mountain, what happens to his mind?16:32Is this love, Agent Romanov?16:34Love is for children. I owe him a debt.16:41Tell me.16:47Before I worked for S.H.I.E.L.D., I, uh...16:50Well, I made a name for myself.16:55I have a very specific skill set.16:58I didn't care who I used it for.17:01Or on.17:03I got on S.H.I.E.L.D.'s radar in a bad way.17:06Agent Barton was sent to kill me.17:10He made a different call.17:13And what will you do if I vow to spare him?17:18How to spare him?17:20Not let you out.17:21No but I like this Your world in the balance and you bargained for one man Regimes fall every day I tend not to weep over that I Russian Or I was17:35And what are you now?17:37It's really not that complicated.17:40I got red in my ledger.17:42I'd like to wipe it out.17:45Can you?17:48Can you wipe out that much red?17:51Dracov's daughter17:55Sal Paolo17:57The hospital fire18:01Barton told me everything18:04Your ledger is dripping18:07It's gushing red18:08And you think saving a man no more virtuous than yourself will change anything?18:12This is the basest sentimentality18:15This is a child18:17Prayer18:17Pathetic18:19You lie18:21and kill in the service of liars and killers.18:28You pretend to be separate, to have your own code,18:32something that makes up for the horrors.18:36But they are part of you, and they will never go away.18:43I won't touch Barton, not until I make him kill you.18:46slowly, intimately, in every way he knows you fear.18:51And then he'll wake just long enough to see his good work.18:54And when he screams, I'll split his skull.18:57This is my bargain, you mewling quim.19:02You're a monster.19:06Oh, no. You brought the monster.19:10So, Banner, that's your play.19:17What?19:18Loki means to unleash the Hulk.19:21Keep Banner in the lab, I'm on my way.19:23Send Thor as well.19:25Thank you for your cooperation.19:32Bring the car!19:36No!19:40Are you ever not going to fall for that?19:59The human being.20:00What humans think us immortal?20:03Should we test that?20:07Move away, please.20:13You like this?20:15We started working on the prototype after you sent the Destroyer.20:20Even I don't know what it does.20:23You wanna find out?20:26No!20:30I'm sorry.21:00You're going to lose.21:11Am I?21:14It's in your nature.21:19Your heroes are scattered.21:21Your floating fortress falls from the sky.21:25Where is my disadvantage?21:28You lack conviction.21:30I don't think I...21:38So that's what it does.21:40Yeah, I got that.21:42Plan beaten.21:44Sir, the Mark 7 is not ready for deployment.21:48Then skip the spinning rims. We're on the clock.22:00I don know Please tell me you going to appeal to my humanity22:13Actually, I'm planning to threaten you.22:16You should have left your armor on for that.22:18Yeah.22:19Seen a bit of mileage, and you've got the blowstick of destiny.22:24Would you like a drink?22:26Stalling me won't change anything.22:28No, no, no. Threatening.22:29No drink? You sure? I'm having one.22:33The Chitauri are coming. Nothing will change that.22:38What have I to fear?22:39The Avengers.22:43That's what we call ourselves. Sort of like a team.22:45Earth's Mightiest Heroes type thing.22:47Yes. I've met them.22:50Yeah. Takes us a while to get any traction. I'll give you that one.22:53But let's do a head count here.22:55Your brother, the demigod...22:59A super soldier, a living legend who kind of lives up to the legend.23:04A man with breathtaking anger management issues.23:08A couple of master assassins.23:09And you, big fella.23:11You've managed to piss off every single one of them.23:14That was the plan.23:16Not a great plan.23:17When they come, and they will, they'll come for you.23:23I have an army.23:24We have a Hulk.23:25Oh, I thought the Beast had wandered off.23:27You're missing the point.23:28There's no throne.23:29There is no version of this where you come out on top.23:33Maybe your army comes and maybe it's too much for us,23:36but it's all on you.23:38Because if we can't protect the Earth,23:40you can be damn well sure we'll avenge it.23:45How will your friends have time for me23:48when they're so busy fighting you?23:57This usually works.23:58Well, performance issues, you know, it's not uncommon.24:01One out of five, I don't...24:03Jervis Any turn now You will all fall before me Deploy24:16And there's one other person you pissed off.24:20His name is Phil.24:34Loki! Turn off the Tesseract or I'll destroy it.24:43You can't. There is no stopping it. There is only the war. So be it.25:04Look at this!25:22Look around you!25:25The thickness madness will end with your rule!25:28It's too late.25:31It's too late to stop it.25:33No.25:33We can, together.25:42Sentiment.26:03Send the rest.26:15Guys Call it Captain All right listen up26:20Until we can close that portal, our priority is containment.26:27I got it.26:39Enough!26:55You are all of you beneath me.26:59I am a god, you dull creature.27:01And I will not be bullied by him.27:09Puny god.27:39If it's all the same to you, I'll have that drink now.27:53What, that this is all somehow their fault?27:57So you let him take it and the war criminal Loki who should be answering for his crime?28:03Oh, I think he will be.28:09I'm sorry.