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0:00I'm not sure what you're doing.0:30Good to go on this end. The rest is up to you.0:34You disconnected the transmission lines. Are we off the grid?0:37Stark Tower is about to become a beacon of self-sustaining clean energy.0:41Well, assuming the Ark reactor takes over and it actually works?0:44I assume. Light her up.0:53How does it look?0:54Like Christmas, but with more... me.0:57We've got to go wider on the public awareness campaign. You need to do some press.1:00I'm in DC tomorrow. I'm working on the zoning for the next three buildings.1:03Pepper, you're killing me the moment, remember? Enjoy the moment.1:07Get in here, I will.1:12Sir, Agent Coulson of S.H.I.E.L.D. is on the line.1:15I'm not in.1:17I'm actually out.1:18Sir, I'm afraid he's insisting.1:28Gross fine, Jarvis.1:30I got a date.1:36Levels are holding steady, I think.1:39Of course they are.1:40I was directly involved.1:41Which brings me to my next question.1:43How does it feel to be a genius?1:45Well, I really wouldn't know now, would I?1:47What do you mean? All this came from you.1:51No, all this came from that.1:55Give yourself some credit. Please. Stark Tower is your baby. Give yourself 12% of the credit.2:0312%?2:04An argument can be made for 15.2:0512% of my baby?2:07Well, I did do all the heavy lifting. Literally, I lifted the heavy things.2:11And sorry, but the security snafu, that was on you.2:14Oh.2:15My part of the elevator.2:16You mean our elevator?2:17It was teeming with sweaty workmen.2:20I'm going to pay for that comment about percentages2:22in some subtle way later aren I Not gonna be that subtle I tell you what Next building is gonna say Potts on the tower On the lease Call your mom Can you bunk over Sir the telephone2:36I'm afraid my protocols are being overridden.2:39Mr. Stark, we need to talk.2:40You have reached the life model decoy of Tony Stark.2:44Please leave a message.2:45This is urgent.2:46Then leave it urgently.2:49Security breach. Sign you.2:51Mr. Stark?2:52Phil, come in.2:53Phil?2:54I can't stay.2:55Uh, his first name is Agent.2:57Come on in. We're celebrating.2:59Which is why he can't stay.3:01We need you to look this over as soon as possible.3:03I don't like being handed things.3:04That's fine, because I love to be handed things.3:06So let's trade.3:11Official consulting hours are between 8 and 5 every other Thursday.3:15This isn't a consultation.3:16Is this about the Avengers?3:18Which I know nothing about.3:20The Avengers initiative was scrapped.3:22I thought, and I didn't even qualify.3:24I didn't know that either.3:25Yeah, apparently I'm volatile, self-obsessed,3:28don't play well with others.3:30That I did know.3:31This isn't about personality profiles anymore.3:33Whatever.3:34Ms. Potts, you got a sec?3:35Half a moment.3:41You know, I thought we were having a moment.3:44I was having 12% of a moment.3:46This seems serious.3:48Phil's pretty shaken.3:50How would you know this? Why is he Phil?3:52What is all this?3:54This is, uh...3:55This.4:05I'm going to take the jet to D.C. tonight.4:07Tomorrow.4:07You have homework.4:09You have a lot of homework.4:10Well, what if I didn't?4:12If you didn't?4:13Yes.4:14You mean when you finished?4:17Well, um...4:19Then...4:25Square deal. Flash save.4:31More card.4:35So, any chance you're driving by LaGuardia?4:37I can drop you.4:38Fantastic.4:39Oh, I want to hear about the, uh, chalice.4:42Does that still a thing?4:43She moved back to Portland.4:44What?4:45Agent Romanoff, you miss me?4:50Oh shit Just a fool in a limit in a game I a fan I a fan Shoot the thrill5:05I'm a fan!5:07Make a move, reindeer games.5:17Good move.5:21Mr. Stark?5:23Captain.5:25Just get him here. We're low on time.5:30I don't like it.5:31What? Rock of ages, giving up so easily?5:33I don't remember it being that easy. This guy packs a wallop.5:37Still, you are pretty spry for an older fellow.5:41What you think, Galatis? What?5:44It's like calisthenics. You might have missed a couple things. You know, doing time is a capsicle.5:49I'm not a obstacle.5:51Fury didn't tell me he was calling you in.5:53Yeah, there's a lot of things Fury doesn't tell you.6:03What are you doing?6:05Now there's that guy.6:18Another Asgardian?6:21That guy's a friendly?6:21Doesn't matter.6:22If he frees Loki or kills him, the Tesseract's lost.6:25Stark, we need a plan of attack.6:27I have a plan.6:29Attack.6:35You need the cube to bring me home, but I've sent it off I know not where.6:40You listen well, brother.6:43I'm listening.6:54Do not touch me again.6:56Then don't take my stuff.6:58You have no idea what you're dealing with.7:01Uh, Shakespeare in the park?7:04Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?7:08This is beyond you, metal man.7:11Loki will face Asgardian justice.7:14He gives up the cube, he's all yours.7:16Until then, stay out of the way.7:20Taurus.7:27Okay Okay Okay7:55Power at 400% capacity.8:01How about that?8:25I'm not going to die.8:55Hey!9:02That's enough!9:07Now I don't know what you plan on doing here.9:11I've come here to put an end to Loki's schemes.9:14Then prove it. Put that hammer down.9:17Uh, yeah, no. Bad call. He loves his hammer.9:21He loves his...9:39Are we done here?9:43So I'm just saying, pick a weekend, I'll fly you to Portland.9:46Keep love life.9:48Means, the portal won't collapse on itself like it did at S.H.I.E.L.D.9:51No hard feelings, Point Break. You got a mean swing.9:54Also, it means the portal can open as wide9:57and stay open as long as Loki wants.10:00Uh, raise the mizzenmast, ship to the top sales.10:03That man is playing Galaga.10:06Thought we wouldn't notice, but we did.10:11How does Fury even see these?10:13He turns.10:14Sounds exhausting.10:16The rest of the raw materials,10:18Agent Barton can get his hands on pretty easily.10:21The only major component he still needs10:23is a power source of high energy density.10:26Something to kickstart the cube.10:29Kickstart the cube.10:30When did you become an expert in thermonuclear astrophysics?10:33Last night.10:35The packet.10:36Selvig's notes.10:37The extraction theory papers.10:38Am I the only one who did the reading?10:40Does Loki need any particular kind of power source?10:42He'd have to heat the cube to 120 million Kelvin10:45just to break through the Coulomb barrier.10:47Unless Selvig has figured out how to stabilize10:49the quantum tunneling effect.10:51Well, if he could do that, he could achieve heavy ion fusion10:53at any reactor on the planet.10:55Finally.10:56Someone who speaks English.10:57Is that what just happened?10:59It's good to meet you, Dr. Banner.11:01Your work on anti-electron collisions is unparalleled,11:04and I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control11:06and turn into an enormous green rage monster.11:10Thanks.11:11Dr. Banner is only here to track the cube.11:14I was hoping you might join him.11:16I'd start with that stick of his.11:17It may be magical, but it works an awful lot like a hydro weapon.11:20I don't know about that, but it is powered by the cube.11:23And I'd like to know how Loki used it to turn two of the sharpest men I know into his personal flying monkeys monkeys11:30Do you know understand I do?11:35I understood that reference shall we play doctor this way so11:43Now gamma rings are definitely consistent with salvage reports for the tesseract11:47But it's gonna take weeks to process if we bypass their mainframe a direct route to the Homer cluster11:52we can clock this at around 600 teraflops.11:56All I packed was a toothbrush.11:59You know, you should come by Stark Tower sometime.12:01Top ten floors, all R&D.12:03You'd love it. It's Candyland.12:05Thanks, but the last time I was in New York,12:07I kind of broke Harlem.12:11Well, I promised a stress-free environment.12:13No tension. No surprises.12:15Ow!12:16Hey!12:17Nothing?12:18Are you nuts?12:19Jury's out.12:20You really have got a lid on it, haven't you?12:21What's your secret? Mellow jazz, bongo drums, huge bag of weed?12:24Is everything a joke to you Funny things Ron Threatening the safety of everyone on this ship isn funny No offense Doc It all right I wouldn have come aboard if I couldn handle pointy things12:35You're tiptoeing, big man.12:37You need to strut.12:38And you need to focus on the problem, Mr. Stark.12:40You think I'm not?12:41Why did Fury call us, and why now?12:43Why not before?12:44What isn't he telling us?12:46I can't do the equation unless I have all the variables.12:48You think Fury's hiding something?12:50He's a spy.12:51Captain, he's THE spy.12:53His secrets have secrets. It's bugging him too, isn't it?12:57Uh... I just want to finish my work here and...13:02Doctor?13:08A warm light for all mankind.13:10Loki's jab at Fury about the cube.13:13I heard it.13:14Well, I think that was meant for you.13:17Even if Barton didn't tell Loki about the tower,13:20it was still all over the news.13:22The Stark Tower. That big ugly... building in New York.13:26It's powered by an arc reactor, self-sustaining energy source.13:30That building will run itself for what, a year?13:33It's just a prototype.13:35I'm kind of the only name in clean energy right now.13:37That's what he's getting at.13:38So why didn't S.H.I.E.L.D. bring him in on the Tesseract project?13:41What are they doing in the energy business in the first place?13:45I should probably look into that once my decryption program13:48finishes breaking into all of S.H.I.E.L.D.'s secure files.13:50I'm sorry, did you say-13:51Jarvis has been running it since I hit the bridge.13:53In a few hours I'll know every dirty secret shield13:55has ever tried to hide Blueberry.13:57Yet you're confused about why they didn't want you around.13:59An intelligence organization that fears intelligence?14:02Historically, not awesome.14:04I think Loki's trying to wind us up.14:06This is a man who means to start a war,14:08and if we don't stay focused, he'll succeed.14:11We have orders.14:12We should follow them.14:14Following is never really my style.14:17And you're all about style, aren't you?14:20Of the people in this room, which one is A, wearing a spangly outfit, and B, not of use?14:24Steve, tell me none of this smells a little funky, do you?14:31Just find the cube.14:45That's the guy my dad never shut up about.14:47Wondering if they shouldn't have kept him on ice.14:50Guy's not wrong about Loki.14:52He does have the jump on us.14:54What he got is an acme dynamite kit It gonna blow up in his face And I gonna be there when it does I read all about it15:05Uh-huh.15:06Or you'll be suiting up with the rest of us.15:09Now, you see, I don't get a suit of armor.15:13I'm exposed.15:15Like a nerve.15:16It's a nightmare.15:18You know, I've got a cluster of shrapnel15:20trying every second to crawl its way into my heart.15:23This stops it.15:25This little circle of light, it's part of me now.15:29Not just armor.15:31It's a terrible privilege.15:34But you can control it.15:36Because I learned how.15:37It's different.15:38Hey, I read all about your accident.15:41That much gamma exposure should have killed you.15:45So you're saying that the Hulk,15:48the other guy, saved my life?15:51That's nice.15:53It's a nice sentiment.15:55Saved it for him.15:56What?15:58I guess we'll find out.16:02You may not enjoy that.16:04And you just might.16:08What are you doing, Mr. Stark?16:10Uh, kind of been wondering the same thing about you.16:13You're supposed to be locating the Tesseract.16:15We are. The model's locked, and we're sweeping for the signature now.16:18When we hit a hit, we'll have the location within half a mile.16:21Yeah, let me get your cube back. No muss.16:24No fuss.16:25What is phase two?16:29Phase two is shield uses the cube to make weapons.16:32Sorry, the computer was moving a little slow for me.16:34Rogers, we gathered everything related to the Tesseract.16:37This does not mean that we're making...16:38I'm sorry, Nick.16:39What, were you lying?16:42They can't be controlled.16:44The Tesseract is what drew Loki to it, and his allies.16:47It is a signal to all the realms that the Earth is ready for a higher form of war.16:51A higher form?16:52You forced our hand.16:54We had to come up with some nuclear deterrent because that always comes everything right now remind me again how you made your fortune start17:00I'm sure if you still made weapons Stark would be neck deep. Wait, wait hold on. How is this now about me?17:04I'm sorry isn't everything I thought humans were more evolved than this excuse me17:09Do we come to your planet and blow stuff out?17:11You understand your champions with such mistrust17:13He was really that naive? Shield monitors potential threats. Captain America's unthreatment. He's not your concern doctor. You're on that list?17:20you would have let me take you above or below you tonight.17:22Starks, I hope you got you made one more.17:24Threaten rebel threat I feel threatened You show some respect Respect what If I need to put you down then I will Oh man I man I don feel a little bit You need to step away Why shouldn the guy let off a little steam17:35You know damn well why.17:37Back off.17:38Oh, I'm starting to want you to make me.17:40Yeah.17:41Big man in a suit of armor.17:44Take that off.17:45What are you?17:46Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.17:48I know guys with none of that worth 10 of you.17:52I've seen the footage.17:53The only thing you really fight for is yourself.17:56You're not the guy to make the sacrifice play,17:58to lay down on a wire and let the other guy crawl over you.18:01I think I would just cut the wire.18:06Always a way out.18:08You know, you may not be a threat,18:10but you better stop pretending to be a hero.18:12A hero? Like you?18:14You're a laboratory experiment, Rogers.18:16Everything special about you came out of a bottle.18:20Put on the suit.18:23Let's go a few rounds.18:26You people are so petty.18:29And tiny.18:30Yeah, this is a team.18:31Agent Romanoff, would you escort Dr. Banner back to...18:33You're not going alone.18:34You're gonna stop me?18:35Put on the suit. Let's find out.18:36I'm not afraid to hit an old man.18:37Put on the suit.18:41Yeah.18:45Number four.18:46Agent three.18:47I'll meet you there.18:50Let's see what we got.18:59I gotta get the superconducting cooling system back online before I can access the rotors,19:03work on dislodging the debris.19:07I need you to get to that engine control panel and tell me which relays are in overload position.19:11What's it look like in there?19:22It seems to run on some form of electricity19:24Well, you're not wrong19:25Okay, the relays are intact19:34What's our next move?19:36Even if I clear the rotors, this thing won't re-engage without a jump19:39I'm gonna have to get in there and push19:41Well, if that thing gets up to speed, you'll get shredded.19:43That stator control unit can reverse the polarity long enough to disengage Maglev and that chick...19:47Speak English!19:49See that red lever?19:51It'll slow the rotors down long enough for me to get out.19:54Stand by it. Wait for my word.19:56I can't.19:57I can't.20:00Dark, we're losing altitude.20:09Yeah, noticed.20:30Aaaaaah!20:44Cap, hit the lever.20:46I need a minute here!20:48Lever... now!21:00Uh oh.21:24They called it.21:26I got nothing for you.21:30Lost my one good eye.21:36Maybe I had that coming.21:44Yes.21:46We were going to build an arsenal with the Tesseract.21:51I never put all my chips on that number, though,21:53because I was playing something even riskier.21:56There was an idea, Stark knows this, called the Avengers Initiative.22:10The idea was to bring together a group of remarkable people, see if they could become something more.22:18See if they could work together when we needed them to to fight the battles that we never could Phil Coulson died still believing in that idea22:38In heroes.22:48Well,22:50it's an old-fashioned notion.22:55Was he married?23:10No.23:12There was a, uh, cellist.23:15I think.23:17I'm sorry.23:20You seemed like a good man.23:23He was an idiot.23:24Why?23:25For believing?23:26For taking on Loki alone.23:28He was doing his job.23:30He was out of his league.23:31You should have waited.23:33You should have...23:34Sometimes there isn't a way out, Tony.23:36Right.23:37I've heard that before.23:38Is this the first time you lost a soldier?23:40We are not soldiers.23:46I'm not marching to Fury's Fife.23:48Neither am I.23:49He's got the same blood in his hands that Loki does.23:51But right now we gotta put that behind us and get this done.23:55Now Loki needs a power source.23:56If we can put together a list...23:57He made a personal.23:58That's not the point.23:59That is the point.24:00That's Loki's point.24:02He hit us all right where we live.24:03Why?24:04To tear us apart.24:05Yeah, divided and conquerors.24:06Great, but he knows he has to take us out to win, right?24:10That's what he wants.24:11He wants to beat us.24:12He wants to be seen doing it.24:14He wants an audience.24:15Right.24:16I cut his act in Stuttgart.24:18Yeah.24:18That's just previous.24:19This is opening night, and Loki, he's a full-tailed diva.24:23He wants flowers, he wants parades, he wants a monument built to the skies with his name plastered.24:30Son of a bitch.24:31Sir, I've turned off the arc reactor.24:54The device is already self Shut it down Dr Selvig It too late She can stop now25:06She wants to show us something!25:09A new universe.25:11Okay.25:20The barrier is pure energy.25:22It's unbreachable.25:23Yeah, I got that.25:25Plan B.25:27Sir, the Mark 7 is not ready for deployment.25:31Then skip the spinning rims. We're on the clock.25:33Please tell me you're going to appeal to my humanity.25:57Uh, actually, I'm planning to threaten you.25:59You should have left your armor on for that.26:01Yeah.26:03Seen a bit of mileage and you've got the, uh, blow stick of destiny.26:07Would you like a drink?26:10Stalling me won't change anything.26:11No, no, no. Threatening.26:13No drink? You sure?26:14I'm having one.26:17The Chitauri are coming.26:19Nothing will change that.26:22What have I to fear?26:23The Avengers.26:27That's what we call ourselves.26:28Sort of like a team.26:30Earth's Mightiest Heroes type thing.26:31Yes.26:33I've maddened.26:35Takes us a while to get any traction, I'll give you that one.26:37But let's do a head count here.26:39Your brother, the demigod,26:44a super soldier, a living legend who kind of lives up to the legend,26:48a man with breathtaking anger management issues,26:51a couple of master assassins, and you, big fella,26:55you've managed to piss off every single one of them.26:58That was the plan.26:59Not a great plan.27:01When they come, and they will, they'll come for you.27:06I have an army.27:07We have a Hulk.27:09Oh, I thought the Beast had won it all.27:10You're missing the point.27:11There's no throne.27:12There is no version of this where you come out on top.27:16Maybe your army comes, and maybe it's too much for us,27:19but it's all on you.27:21Because if we can't protect the Earth,27:23you're going to be damn well sure we'll avenge it.27:28How will your friends have time for me when they so busy fighting you27:40This usually works.27:41Well, performance issues, you know, it's not uncommon.27:44One out of five, I'm...27:45Jervis?27:46Any turn now?27:48Jervis?27:49Let me turn now.27:53You will all fall before me.27:56Deploy!27:57Deploy!28:18And there's one other person you pissed off.28:29His name was Phil.28:55Army.29:18Where's Banner? Is he showing up yet?29:22Banner?29:23Just keep me posted.29:24Jarvis, find me a soft spot.29:39Well, we got his attention.29:41What the hell was Step 2?29:46Hold on.29:48I'm not sure what's going on.30:00Call it, Captain.30:04All right, listen up.30:05Until we can close that portal, our priority is containment.30:08Barton, I want you on that roof. Eyes on everything.30:10Call out patterns and strays.30:12Stark, you've got the perimeter.30:13Anything gets more than three blocks out,30:15you turn it back or you turn it to ash.30:16You wanna give him your lift?30:17Right. Better clench up, Legolas.30:22Well, they can't bank with a damn, brother.30:24Find a tight corner.30:26I will roger that.30:30I'm sorry.31:00Jarvis, you ever hear the tale of Jonah?31:09I wouldn't consider him a role model.31:11How long?31:31Three minutes.31:32Max.31:33Payload and wipe out mid-towers.31:35Jarvis, put everything we got into the thrusters.31:37I just did.31:41Go ahead.31:50Packages sent Detonation in two minutes 30 seconds Mark Do it No wait32:01Stark, these things are still coming!32:03I got a nuke coming in. It's gonna blow in less than a minute.32:15And I know just where to put it.32:21Stark, you know that's a one-way trip.32:26Save the rest for the turn, Jay.32:28Sir, shall I try Mr. Palms?32:31Might as well.32:36...the streets of New York City have become a battleground.32:38The Army is here trying to contain the violence,32:41but clearly it is outmatched in line for the city of the world.32:45I've never seen anything like this.32:47...like this, location of the world.32:49We don't have information on the team,32:51but we do know that billionaire Tony Stark's Iron Man...33:17Oh!33:31So, Mr. Paul...33:47I not sure what going on Come on Storm34:16Close it.34:18Son of a guy.34:38He's not slowing down.34:48I'm sorry.35:18What the hell?35:33What just happened?35:38Please tell me nobody kissed me.35:45We won All right hey All right good job guys Let just not come in tomorrow Let just take a day35:56Have you ever tried shawarma?35:58There's a shawarma joint about two blocks from here.36:01I don't know what it is, but I want to try it.36:03We're not finished yet.36:09And then shawarma after.36:15If it's all the same to you,36:34I'll have that drink now.36:40I don't think you understand what you've started.