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0:00I'm going to go.0:30Please.1:00Should have got paid up front, Banner.1:13You know, for a man who's supposed to be avoiding stress,1:17you picked a hell of a place to settle.1:22Avoiding stress isn't the secret.1:24Then what is it? Yoga?1:27You brought me to the edge of the city.1:29I assume the whole place is surrounded?1:33Just you and me.1:36And your actress, buddy?1:38Is she a spy too? They start that young?1:40I did.1:41Who are you?1:42Natasha Romanoff.1:45Are you here to kill me, Miss Romanoff?1:47Because that's not gonna work out for everyone.1:49No, no, of course not. I'm here on behalf of S.H.I.E.L.D.1:53No, no, of course not. I'm here on behalf of S.H.I.E.L.D.1:57S.H.I.E.L.D.2:01How'd they find me?2:02We never lost you, Doctor. We've kept our distance.2:05Even helped keep some other interested parties off your scent.2:08Why?2:10Nick Fury seems to trust you.2:13But now I need you to come in.2:15What if I say no?2:17I'll persuade you.2:19And what if the other guy says no?2:24You been more than a year without an incident I don think you want to break that streak Well I don every time get what I want2:38Doctor we're facing a potential global catastrophe2:41Haha, those I actively try to avoid this is2:47The tesseract it has the potential energy to wipe out the planet2:55What does Fury want me to do? Swallow it?2:57He wants you to find it. It's been taken.3:01It emits a gamma signature that's too weak for us to trace.3:05There's no one that knows gamma radiation like you do.3:08If there was, that's where I'd be.3:12So Fury isn't after the monster?3:14Not that he's told me.3:15Then he tells you everything.3:18Talk to Fury. He needs you unless...3:20He needs me in a cage?3:21No one's gonna put you in a cage.3:22Stop lying to me!3:25I'm sorry, that was mean.3:31I just wanted to see what you do.3:34Why don't we do this the easy way where you don't use that3:39and the other guy doesn't make a mess?3:44Okay?3:46Natasha.3:53Stand down.3:55We're good here.3:58Just you and me.4:01I thought Coulson was going to swoon.4:04Did he ask you to sign these Captain America trading cards yet?4:08Trading cards?4:09They're vintage. He's very proud.4:13Dr. Banner.4:16Oh, yeah, hi.4:18They told me you'd be coming.4:20Word is you can find the cube.4:22Is that the only word on me?4:24Only word I care about.4:28Must be strange for you, all of this.4:31Well, this is actually kind of familiar.4:34Gentlemen, you might want to step inside in a minute.4:37It's gonna get a little hard to breathe.4:47Is this a submarine?4:49Really? They want me in a submerged pressurized metal container?4:54I going to go I check Die5:21Not now, this is much worse.5:25Doctor, thank you for coming.5:41Thanks for asking nicely.5:43So, uh, how long am I staying?5:46Once we get our hands on the Tesseract, you're in the way.5:49Where are you with that?5:51We're sweeping every wirelessly accessible camera on the planet.5:54I have to nail your field. How many spectrometers do you have access to?5:57How many are there?5:58Call every lab you know. Tell them to put the spectrometers on the roof and calibrate them for gamma rays.6:03I'll rough out a tracking algorithm, basic cluster recognition.6:06At least we could rule out a few places.6:09You have somewhere for me to work?6:11Need some room off? Could you show Dr. Banner to his laboratory, please?6:15You're gonna love it, Doc. We got all the toys.6:24He really grows on you, doesn't he?6:49Loki's gonna drag this out.6:51So, Thor, what's his play?6:55He has an army called the Chitauri.6:58They're not about God nor any world known.7:01He means to lead them against your people.7:03They will win him the Earth.7:05In return, I suspect, for the Tesseract.7:07An army.7:09From outer space.7:11So he's building another portal.7:13That's what he needs Erik Selvig for.7:15Selvig?7:16He's an astrophysicist.7:18He's a friend.7:19Loki has him under some kind of spell.7:21Along with one of ours.7:23I want to know why Loki let us take him.7:25He not leading an army from here I don think we should be focusing on Loki That guy brain is a bag full of cats You could smell crazy on him I care how you speak Loki is beyond reason but he is of Asgard7:36And he is my brother.7:37He killed 80 people in two days.7:40He's adopted?7:41I think it's about the mechanics.7:44Iridium. What do they need the Iridium for?7:46It's a stabilizing agent.7:47Selvig's notes.7:48The extraction theory papers.7:50Am I the only one who did the reading?7:51Does Loki need any particular kind of power source?7:53He'd have to heat the cube to 120 million Kelvin just to break through the Coulomb barrier.7:58Unless Selvig has figured out how to stabilize the quantum tunneling effect.8:02Well, if he could do that, he could achieve heavy ion fusion at any reactor on the planet.8:06Finally. Someone who speaks English.8:08Is that what just happened?8:10It's good to meet you, Dr. Banner.8:12Your work on anti-electron collisions is unparalleled,8:16and I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster.8:22Thanks.8:23The banner is only here to track the cube.8:26I was hoping you might join him.8:28I'd start with that stick of his.8:29It may be magical, but it works an awful lot like a hydro weapon.8:32I don't know about that, but it is powered by the cube.8:35And I'd like to know how Loki used it to turn two of the sharpest men I know8:39into his personal flying monkeys.8:41Monkeys?8:42I do not understand.8:43I do.8:46I understood that reference.8:49Shall we play, Doctor?8:51This way, sir.8:53Gamma readings are definitely consistent with salvage reports for the Tesserae.8:58But it's gonna take weeks to process.9:00If we bypass their mainframe, a direct route to the Homer cluster,9:03we can clock this at around 600 teraflops.9:06All I packed was a toothbrush.9:09You know, you should come by Stark Tower sometime.9:12Top ten floors, all R&D. You'd love it. It's Candyland.9:16Thanks, but the last time I was in New York, I kind of broke Harlem.9:21Well, I promise a stress-free environment.9:23No tension, no surprises.9:25Ow!9:26Hey!9:27Nothing?9:28Are you nuts?9:29Sure he's out.9:30You really have got a lid on it, haven't you?9:32What's your secret?9:33Mellow jazz, bongo drums, huge bag of weed?9:35Is everything a joke to you?9:36Funny things are.9:37Threatening the safety of everyone on this ship isn't funny.9:40No offense, Doc.9:41It's all right.9:42I wouldn't have come aboard if I couldn't handle pointy things.9:46You're tiptoeing, big man.9:48You need to strut.9:49And you need to focus on the problem, Mr. Stark.9:51You think I'm not?9:53What if you recall us, and why now?9:54Why not before?9:56What isn't he telling us?9:57I can't do the equation unless I have all the variables.10:00You think Fury's hiding something? He's a spy.10:02Captain, he's THE spy.10:04His secrets have secrets.10:06It's bugging him too, isn't it?10:08Uh...10:10I just want to finish my work here and...10:12Doctor?10:19A warm light for all mankind.10:21Loki's jab at Fury about the cube.10:24I heard it.10:25Well, I think that was meant for you.10:27Even if Barton didn't tell Loki about the tower,10:31it was still all over the news.10:33The Stark Tower?10:34That big, ugly... building in New York?10:37It's powered by an arc reactor, self-sustaining energy source.10:40That building will run itself for, what, a year?10:43It's just a prototype.10:45I'm kind of the only name at clean energy right now.10:48That's what he's getting at.10:49So why didn't S.H.I.E.L.D. bring him in on the Tesseract project?10:52What are they doing in the energy business in the first place?10:55I should probably look into that.10:57Wondering if they shouldn't have kept him on ice.10:59Huh.11:01Guy's not wrong about Loki.11:03He does have the jump on us.11:05What he's got is an acme dynamite kid.11:07It's gonna blow up in his face.11:09And I'm gonna be there when it does.11:11I'll read all about it.11:15Uh-huh. Or you'll be suiting up with the rest of us.11:19Now, you see, I don't get a suit of armor.11:23I'm exposed.11:25Like a nerve. It's a nightmare.11:28You know, I've got a cluster of shrapnel11:30trying every second to crawl its way into my heart.11:33This stops it.11:35This little circle of light, it's part of me now.11:38Not just armor.11:41It's a terrible privilege.11:44But you can control it.11:46Because I learned how.11:47It's different.11:48Hey, I read all about your accident.11:51That much gamma exposure should have killed you.11:54So you're saying that the Hulk...11:58the other guy saved my life?12:01That's nice.12:03It's a nice sentiment.12:05Saved it for what?12:08I guess we'll find out.12:12You may not enjoy that.12:14And you just might.12:16What are you doing, Mr. Stark?12:21Uh, kind of been wondering the same thing about you.12:24You supposed to be locating the Tesseract We are The model locked and we sweeping for the signature now When we hit a hit we have the location within half a mile Yeah then you get your cube back No muss No fuss12:37What is Phase II?12:40Phase II is Shield uses the cube to make weapons.12:43Sorry, the computer was moving a little slow for me.12:45Rogers, we gathered everything related to the Tesseract.12:48This does not mean that we're making...12:49I'm sorry, Nick.12:50What? Were you lying?12:53I was wrong, Director.12:54The world hasn't changed a bit.12:56Did you know about this?12:57You want to think about removing yourself from this environment, Doctor?12:59I was in Calcutta. I was pretty well removed.13:02Loki is manipulating you.13:03And you've been doing what exactly?13:05You didn't come here because I bat my eyelashes at you.13:07Yes, and I'm not leaving because suddenly you get a little twitchy.13:09I'd like to know why S.H.I.E.L.D. is using the Tesseract to build weapons of mass destruction.13:15Because of him.13:18Me.13:18Last year, Earth had a visitor from another planet who had a grudge match that leveled a small town.13:25We learned that not only are we not alone...13:27Treat your champions with such mistrust.13:29You're not my champion.13:30People who's really that naive, S.H.I.E.L.D. monitors potential threats.13:33Captain America's unthreatment?13:34We all are.13:35You're concerned, Doctor.13:36You're on that list?13:37Are you above or below tonight?13:39Starks are...13:40I'm a threat, I'm a threat.13:42I feel threatened.13:43You should some respect.13:44If I need to put you down, then I will.13:45Oh, man, I mean, now that'll be a good one.13:47We are doing great.13:49That's why I'm bringing it up.13:50You speak of control, yet you court chaos.13:52This is M.O., isn't it?13:54I mean, what are we, a team?13:55No, no, no, we're a chemical mixture that makes chaos.13:58We're... we're a time bomb.14:00You need to step away.14:02You're not the guy to make the sacrifice play,14:04to lay down on a wire and let the other guy crawl over you.14:07I think I would just cut the wire.14:12Always a...14:12Where?14:13You rented my room.14:14The cell was just in...14:16In case you needed to kill me, but you can't. I know, I tried.14:23I got low.14:25I didn't see an end, so I put a bullet in my mouth and the other guy spit it out.14:31So I moved on. I focused on helping other people.14:34I was good until you dragged me back into this freak show and put everyone here at risk.14:39You want to know my secret, Adrian Romanoff? You want to know how I stay calm?14:46Dr. Banner, put down the scepter.14:59Got it Sorry kids you don get to see my party trick after all15:05Located the Tesseract.15:08Oh, my God.15:12We're okay, right?15:14Doctor?15:16Bruce, you gotta fight it.15:21This is just what Loki wants.15:24We're gonna be okay, listen to me.15:26You hurt?15:28We're gonna be okay, right?15:32I swear on my life, I will get you out of this.15:35You will walk away and never ever...15:37Your life!15:54I'm not sure what you're doing.16:24No!16:54We are not your enemies, Banner.17:10Try to think.17:21Okay, the relays are intact.17:22What's our next move?17:24Even if I clear the rotors this thing won re without a jump I gonna have to get in there and push Well if that thing gets up to speed you get shredded That stator control unit can reverse the polarity long enough to disengage maglev and that should17:35Speak English!17:38See that red lever?17:40It'll slow the rotors down long enough for me to get out.17:42Stand by it.17:43Wait for my word.17:55I'm not sure what you're doing.18:25Target acquired.18:36Target engaged.18:42Target angry, Target angry!19:12Did I hurt anybody?19:30There's nobody around here to get hurt.19:33You did scare the hell out of some pigeons, though.19:37Lucky.19:38Or just a good aim.19:40You were awake when you fell.19:42You saw?19:44The whole thing, right through the ceiling.19:47Big and green and buck-ass nude.19:51Yeah.19:53Didn't think those would fit you until you shrunk down to a regular-sized feller.20:02You an alien?20:04What?20:06I'm out of space, an alien.20:08No.20:10Well then, son, you've got a condition.20:24So, this all seems horrible.20:28I've seen worse.20:30Sorry.20:31No, we could use a little worse.20:34Stuck, we got him.20:36Banner?20:37Just like you said.20:38Then tell him to suit up.20:40I'm bringing the party to you.20:47I don't see how that's a party.20:50Dr. Banner, now might be a really good time for you to get angry.21:02That's my secret, Captain.21:06I'm always angry.21:20Hold on.21:41Oh Call it Captain21:48All right, listen up.21:50Until we can close that portal, our priority is containment.21:53You gotta try and bottleneck that portal.21:55Slow him down.21:56You got the lightning.21:57Light the bastards up.22:01You and me, we stay here on the ground.22:02Keep the fighting here.22:04And Hulk...22:07Smash.22:32I'm not going to die.23:02Enough You are all of you beneath me23:24I am a god, you dull creature.23:27And I will not be bullied by...23:29Puny god.23:41I'm not sure what's going on.24:11What?24:41What the hell?24:52What just happened Please tell me nobody kissed me25:01What do you want?25:05All right, hey.25:06All right, good job, guys.25:09Let's just not come in tomorrow.25:10Let's just take a day.25:13You ever tried shawarma?25:14There's a shawarma joint about two blocks from here.25:17I don't know what it is, but I want to try it.25:18We're not finished yet.25:24And then shawarma after.25:48If it's all the same to you25:54I'll have that drink now26:00Letting the Avengers loose on this world