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0:00Oh, I've got one.0:03There's a Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar.0:06The bartender looks up and says,0:08Get the fuck out of here.0:11So, here's where my flock congregates when they're not in church.0:15Hey, Father Jay.0:16Hi, Mel. Hey there, Darrell.0:17Hello, Father.0:18Hi, Walt.0:20What brings you in here, Father?0:22A meat ref?0:24No, I just came down to talk to Walt, if that's okay.0:30Damn, Padre. You are persistent, aren't you?0:34I promised your wife.0:36All right, let's get a booth.0:42I'll have a Pabst and a Shawty Jack and whatever he's at.0:46Have a Diet Coke.0:47Bullshit. This is a bar. You have a drink?0:50Um, I'll have a gin and tonic.0:52Attaboy.0:55So, what do you want?0:58I promised your wife I'd get you your own confession.1:01Why would you do that?1:03She was her insistence. She made me.1:06Well, you're kind of fond of promising things you can't deliver on, right, Father?1:10Let's talk about something else.1:12What?1:13Life and death.1:15Life and death What the hell do you know about life and death I like to think I know a lot I a priest Yeah You get up and preach about life and death1:26but all you know is what you learned in preschool,1:29right out of the rookie preacher's handbook.1:32I don't know about that.1:34I think...1:34Death is bittersweet.1:36Sort of bitter in its pain, but sweet in its salvation.1:40That's what you know about life and death, and it's pathetic.1:43What do you know, Mr. Kowalski?1:45I know a lot.1:47I've lived there almost three years in Korea with his banks.1:53We shot men, stabbed them with bayonets,1:56hacked 17-year-olds to death with shovels.2:01Stuff I'll remember till the day I die.2:04Horrible things.2:06But things I'll live with.2:08Then what about life?2:13Well, I... I survived the war.2:20Got married, had a family.2:25Sounds like you know a lot more about death than you do living.2:31Maybe so, Father. Maybe so.