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0:00Howdy. You Granger?0:02That's my name.0:03Weren't always like that though, were?0:05You used to be a quick draw guy. You knew Jim Boy Calloway?0:09Don't matter. I need you to tell me about Jim Boy. Just a quote for a book.0:15A book about Jim Boy?0:19Well, shit. I can't talk to you now. Look at me. I'm knee deep in hog crap.0:24Well, don't mind me. We can talk while you work.0:27I ain't talking and shoveling. Besides, a young man like you could get it done at half the time.0:35I don't know about that.0:37What's to know? You interested in the old days? You shoveled this shit, I tell you some stories. You keep your hands clean, I don't give you squat.0:46God damn it.0:48Now it's clean enough to eat off of.0:51Yeah, I guess I'm done.0:53Get that barrel to the shit pile, and I suppose you is.0:56Who is?0:57Alright.0:58Hell!0:59Ugh!1:00That stinks!1:01Phew!1:02Okay, I cleaned up your mess.1:04Go on.1:05Tell me about Calloway.1:06I said I'd tell you stories.1:08I didn't say they'd be about him.1:10Don't trifle with me, old man.1:12You knew him.1:13Just give me something.1:14Anything.1:15You're making a book, you should make it about me.1:16They're just words, is all.1:18Give me something to say and I'll leave you alone.1:20You owe me that.1:21Hey, you be careful.1:23A killer like me, it don't take much to end up on the end of my knife.1:26You know what? I don't think you were anything at all. Just a crazy old man.1:30I ain't a killer?1:32Well, you'd already be hog feed. I hadn't made a deal with the Federals got this far.1:35This is your last chance, Mr. Granger. Give me a quote for the book!1:40Hey, hey, you don't hit no man of peace, no government witness.1:46Calloway said you was full of piss, but he didn't tell me the half of it.1:50I'm itching to drop you, Gurley. Only you ain't worth my time. I got too much to lose.1:54Too much to lose? Well, seeing as I cleaned up this pigsty, I figure I'm in my rights to wreck it. Let's see.2:02You don't want to do that? You walk away right now.2:04Well, well. All I wanted was a quote.2:08You don't know who you're trifling with.2:11No. No. No! You didn't know!2:14You just took yourself a regular shit shower Mr Granger Boy that real nasty You earned yourself a killing And I gonna enjoy it now Draw2:35It's gonna be the last thing you do.2:44Trying to wrap up our accounts before we leave, Mr. Morgan.2:47So you'll be joining us in Tahiti?2:49I rather fancied Australia.2:52A similar kind of people to us.2:54us lots of opportunity that tells me we're going to be ranch perhaps but so far we have not raised3:01many cattle no so mr. Morgan will you help me finalize our business here this is filthy work3:12we'll need money in Australia for cattle and feed I mean why flinch now you never have done before3:21I don't know.3:22Well, here they are.3:24Some fishermen by the name of Davison, Algie Davison, living in a place called Catfish Jackson near Scarlet Meadows.3:32A fisherman.3:33And that's it.3:34They're a union built on debt, you know.3:36Okay.3:40Funny how far a man's debts will follow him.3:45You got some money for me, boy?3:47I've seen your name in our legend.3:50You're with the German?3:52Look, I got it for you.3:54It's just... I don't got it yet.3:57It's up in them hills.3:59You panning for it?4:00Hunting it.4:02I track this cougar.4:04It's rare.4:05Lily-white coat.4:06The pelt will more and cover what I owe.4:09If I'm skinning anything,4:11I'm skinning you, boy.4:13Please.4:14I'm out of work.4:16It's the only way you'll get paid.4:18And all the hard work's already done.4:20Fine. Move.4:27Remember that loan you took, Mr. Davidson? Well, time's long since up. I'm here to collect.4:35I should've known. You goddamn bludgeoned men are all the same. Sure, sure, I got your money.4:44Look at these idiots.4:46Excuse me, Mr. Chatternay. Couldn't you have painted some drawers on her?4:54Madame I paint her in her natural state as she was and will be in paradise There nothing natural about that Clothes are civilization repression death5:07To be naked is to be free, innocent, alive.5:10Like Buddha said, you know, we are all just here to fuck.5:14Well, that explains the decadence of those hot and tots.5:17Hey, you got a picture of my wife here.5:21In her delicate.5:23Henry, is that your behind?5:25Why would you be showing it to that man?5:27That's my mama.5:28As nude as the day she was born.5:31Stop looking at my husband's buttocks.5:33Stop looking at my mama.5:35Well, maybe she shouldn't expose herself like that.5:38This is disgusting.5:39The nerve on you.5:40That's it.5:42Come on, Mildred.5:43This is no place for us.5:44Come here, son of a bitch.5:46You filthy little man.5:49Come on, horse.5:51We'll leave her.5:51Hey, I'm going after you, Frenchie.5:54Hey.5:55Alright!5:58I don't quite know why I did that.6:00Because barbarity is boring, no?6:03It kept me amused some years.6:05You must go, my friend, before the gendarmerie arrive.6:08Hey, are you gonna do right by this fella's wife?6:10You have done right by her. The little bird is free!6:14Hmm...6:15I am an artist, cowboy. I must do what I feel.6:18Look, I have an exhibit at the gallery. You come, see what I mean.6:22My friend, my friend, it is me, Charles Chateaulay, the painter.6:28Okay, what are you dressed up like that for?6:31Oh, I am a wanted man, persecuted for my art.6:35As bad as it is.6:38I don't think that the art is the problem.6:41In Paris, they say leave, go far away.6:44We will never understand you here.6:46I say, I go to Saint-Denis.6:48They say that is not far enough.6:50It seems to me that they were right.6:53But it doesn't matter. Now, I go to South Pacific.6:56They always tell me the light there is perfect for my work.7:00So long as they weren't telling you that just to get you on the other side of the world.7:04Perhaps.7:05It doesn't matter. Help me get to the next ship.7:08They are watching the port, and I need a chaperone.7:12Okay, come on.7:18What's this?7:19Oh it nothing I thought I knew him Please do not do that again Now get moving come on7:36Want, mon ami?7:38Oh my goodness.7:44Merci, mon ami.7:45So long. If they don't like you in the islands, keep on going to the South Pole.7:50Ah, yes. I hear there. The light is really fantastic. Au revoir!7:59Andrew Bell III, perhaps you've heard of me.8:03Can't say that I have.8:04Oh, I'm an inventor. Maybe you've read about me.8:09Ah, I don't read much.8:11Oh, well, that's too bad.8:13Yes.8:14You got my money?8:15Oh, well, it is the most wonderful invention, friend.8:19Oh, you, sir, have done a great deed.8:22All I've done is get some creep a lot of drinks.8:25Creepers. Excellent nonsense.8:27Now, you've helped me develop the most humane machine imaginable.8:30A way to induce calmness to our most troubled souls.8:34A way to end the barbarity of a public hanging.8:37Oh, so, so humane.8:39What are you talking about?8:40The electric chair.8:41My what?8:42It's a chair full of electricity.8:44Quite fascinating. It calmly and peacefully dispatches the sinners to face judgment. Yes, judgment.8:51Where is it?8:52Well, it's in my laboratory. The next thing I need is a demonstration. A public one.8:59Do you know the police chief?9:02As well as anyone.9:04Wonderful! Perhaps you can encourage him to let me demonstrate the chair.9:10It will help bring this town into the next century.9:14Yes, could you do that?9:20Ah, hello, friend!9:22Hello, professor... professor...9:24Andrew Bell III.9:26That's it. So, the chief says you can test out your machine, pending the usual formalities.9:32And what are they?9:34Finding a suitable subject.9:37Ah, funny you should mention.9:39This fella here, he seems sturdy enough and he's guilty as sin.9:43Wilson J. McDaniels.9:46Wanted for murder, bigamy, and immoral animal husbandry.9:51What's that?9:52The mind shudders.9:54Here, find him for me and help me put him out of his misery.10:00Now where's my money?10:05Um, money?10:07Yeah, for all the running around I've been doing.10:09Oh, well, once they buy my humane electric ending facilitator, there'll be money enough for you, sir.10:15Well, let's hope.10:17All right, let's get our, our, um, our poor unfortunate ready for the demonstration.10:24Oh, do come and watch.10:25It'll be amazing.10:27Come along.10:27Always full of sunshine, ain't you?10:30Old misery guts Morgan.10:32What do you want, Micah?10:33Hmm.10:34Well, I...10:36I want a friend, Arthur.10:38I want hope.10:40I want tomorrow to mean more than today.10:42I want this whole damn shit show to have some kind of meaning I haven't understood.10:49But I ain't holding my breath.10:52Yeah, I wouldn't.10:53So, instead of that, how about you and me go and redistribute some property?11:02Redistribute?11:03Yep. From the Bowles-Overland Stagecoach Company into our pockets.11:11And you'll fight this time?11:12I always fight!11:13No, you always talk. But with coaches, guns are more significant than words.11:20Oh, I'm fine with both, friend.11:22Yeah. Come on, then.11:26You think we need an extra gun?11:29Probably a good idea.11:32Alright. Better get out of here.11:34Split up, I reckon.11:37Wonderful.11:39May I help you?11:40Well, I don't know.11:42I met you, remember?11:44At that party?11:45Oh, yes. You saved my life.11:48I am eternally yours,11:50Algernon Wasp, purveyor of the exotic and the exquisite Enchante.11:55Uh, Tacitus Kilgore.11:57How can I help you? May I interest you in a hat?12:00Perhaps.12:03How about a nymph? I import them from Brussels.12:06The idiots in this town all want Italian nymphs, but the Italians make the coarsest of marble.12:11I mean, quite frankly, the Baroque is an abomination.12:15Belgium. Now that is a land for the connoisseur.12:18Oh, yes, yeah, as I always say.12:21But, you know, I'm not really a nymph kind of man.12:24Oh of course too ephemeral You want something more tangible more gothic I also make corsets Would you like a corset I always wear one Uh no I don think so12:37I ride a lot of horses.12:39The whalebone might stick in.12:40Hmm, well, a cup of tea.12:43Uh, sure.12:45And what is it you do, Mr. Kilgore?12:47Are you a gentleman of leisure? An asthete?12:50An artist.12:51I suppose I'm kind of an adventurer.12:54Ha! Yes, of course you are.12:56Here, be careful with the china.12:58Sir, it is French.12:59Not Belgian?13:00No, no, no, no, no.13:01They are Philistines in that area not to be trusted.13:05Youth, eternally preserved in marble is more their specialty.13:10I fear China will always elude them.13:12Now, why are you here exactly?13:14I don't know.13:15You're an adventurer, a wanderer, a lost soul cast out from heaven.13:20Ah, sure.13:22Well, I do pay exceptionally well for certain objects needed for my art.13:28You do?13:29I do. Exceptionally well.13:32Well, what do you need?13:33Let's see. Right now, I have a couple of commissions.13:37I need at least 15 egret plumes. Good ones, obviously.13:41I also need 15 assorted orchids. Here's a list.13:46Okay. I will see what I can do. Thanks for the tea.13:50Thank you, Tacitus. It'll be very worth your while.13:55I'm so sad.13:59Oh, I'm sorry.14:02She left me for a postman.14:07She married a postman.14:12I mean, it's... she's... she's a countess.14:16A postman.14:19Man?14:19Life is extremely challenging at times.14:22Tacitus, I want you to kill me.14:24Huh?14:25I have a gun.14:29Quite a gun.14:30These are Tahitian pearls.14:32What, Tahiti?14:33Heavy bend.14:34Nearly, but I guess we never made it.14:37It's not for people like us, Tacitus.14:40Please, just kill me.14:42What? No.14:44Then give me the gun.14:46Calm down.14:50I think it best for both of us if I keep the gun.14:53I so ashamed Tacitus Don worry about it jeez Now I have to go to Baltimore to see my awful sister15:06Not to lay guard.15:08To smell the gardenias.15:10I'm not sure what to tell you.15:13Here's your payment.15:15For the orchids.15:19I'm too old for love Tacitus.15:21Too old to live without it.15:23Well, wise words.15:25But art will see me through, Tacitus.15:27Surely it shall.15:29Ah, here. I promised you I'd make something.15:32I have your hat.15:35Pretend to like it, I couldn't have another.15:37Rejection, not now.15:39It's wonderful.15:41Well, looky here.15:44Maybe this is our man.15:46You a bounty hunter, mister?15:48Maybe.15:50It depends.15:50Well, I'm guessing you ain't here to pass the day, turn yourself in, or discuss the finer points of county law.15:59Then I don't need to know much more than that, until I got a reason to.16:03All right.16:07You smell that?16:10This here's a livestock town, mister.16:13Attracts delinquents and reprobates like flies.16:15Now, I'm not a fellow to pass a quick judgment,16:19but I've been around long enough to know16:21you don't hire a saint to catch a sinner.16:25You bring me what I need, and I'll pay you well,16:28and I won't ask no questions.16:31So, what is it you need?16:34Why don't you have a look at that poster on the wall over there?16:38He's a lowdown huckster.16:41He's been poisoning folks with his miracle cure16:43from here to Ansberg.16:44killed more than land and rickets without even pulling a trigger get some kind of sick satisfaction16:50out of it. The feller over at the saloon says he thought he saw him by the gorge straight north of16:55here. You think you can bring him in? The money's good. I need him alive though. I want to make sure17:04the women he witted get compensated before he swings. I'll see what I can do. Well.17:11Benedict Albright.17:15Oh, sir?17:18Huh.17:20Kind of look like him.17:22And I was told he'd be up here.17:25No uh not me sir It because I want to buy some medicine And I heard good things17:38I'll pay in gold.17:41If you can help me find him.17:45It's just my mother's real sick.17:51Well, if that's the case,17:54If it's for a sick woman, I'd be happy to have.17:58I'm a healer, you know.18:00A medical man.18:02Finest medicine in the state.18:10Game's over, mister.18:11Put your hands up.18:13I'm taking you in.18:13Taking me?18:14What for?18:15Apparently that stuff you're pushing is killing folk.18:17There's a price on your head.18:19I don't know.18:19It ain't my business.18:20Come on, partner.18:21That's crap.18:22I'm a healer.18:22I got an aura. I speak to spirits. I'm a scientist. Folks get real angry for no good reason. This, this is a mistake.18:34Keep your hands up, buddy. They only want you for questioning.18:38I have to insist that this is a mistake.18:42Don't be a fool.18:46Hold on.18:47I'm slipping. Shit.18:50Wait, wait, wait.18:52Oh, you saved me.19:00Now, come on, buddy. Let's make this easy.19:02What? You're taking me in?19:04It's just for questioning.19:06You saved my life.19:08Ain't we had enough drama?19:10I'd be better off jumping.19:12They expressly told me not to kill you.19:16Oh, this is about you.19:19Don't jump.19:20What?19:21You can't shoot me, no.19:22Please.19:24I'll take my chance.19:26Come in! Bye, friend!19:30I wasn't expecting you back so soon.19:32Mrs. Calthorpe was just leaving.19:36Sure.19:38There's been some terrible mistake. I never did it.19:42Any of it.19:44I thought I told you to shut up, partner.19:46But I told you.19:48But nothing.19:50up. And, uh, good luck. It's been real fun. You ain't much of a man. If you ask folks for forgiveness, you remember20:00this partner i've already forgotten now sir how much was you offered uh 50 here thank you madam20:11please remember what i told you he keeps trying to be sent overseas you know do something with20:18more challenge maybe uh be a missionary he's a lovely man sure that's how are you never better20:26Are you sure?20:29I'm quite sure, sister.20:32You know, a long time ago, I was like you.20:35I very much doubt that.20:37Oh, no, I did terrible things, awful things.20:40And I could not stop doing terrible things, because I did not believe that goodness existed.20:46And then one day, I saw that love did exist, and ever since then, doing bad things became,20:52well, not impossible, but ridiculous.20:56I guess I'm just hoping for a dignified exit.21:00I shall pray for you.21:02Oh, I'm not a religious man, sister.21:06I'm an outlaw.21:09What fun. Religion is just a word.21:13Hearts are rarely pure, but equally they are rarely impure either.21:18Well, that's an interesting way of putting it.21:20To me, God is people and people are God.21:26So we must all do what we can.21:30These people are starving.21:32Go find them some food.21:34Don't worry so much about your heart.21:37The actions will lead and the heart follows.21:42I'll still think of you in very nasty terms, as you wish.21:47Central Union Railroad Company.21:49One of my...21:58One of my workers has been stealing wages.22:05Three weeks running.22:07I have searched.22:09Everyone and everywhere ten times over.22:12Of course, no one is talking the way they look at me.22:16What's all this got to do with me?22:19And I got to watch the camp, so...22:22Could you see what you could sniff out?22:24I pay you for your efforts of course Yeah I got it What exactly is it you want me to do Find the thief and recover the money And give him his marching orders I not one for matters of personnel22:36Look for anyone sneaking off the line.22:40They've got to be stashing it away from camp somewhere.22:45Well, can you help me?22:47My head is on the block here.22:50I'll see what I can do.22:55I got your money. Here. You're gonna need a new junior f-23:00Here. For your trouble.23:05You okay?23:07Help! Help!23:08You sick, partner?23:10Hey, it's in me. They're in me!23:12You're not well, friend.23:14Butch's Crick. Butch's Crick.23:19Where?23:21Butch's Crick!23:22Is that where you're from?23:25Butch is great.23:26You want me to take you back?23:28They're in me.23:31Come on, let me get you home.23:36Seems calmer now.23:37I found him out in the woods.23:39The mule.23:40Sweet, the mule.23:41Such a nerd man.23:43Such a good man.23:44Come here.23:44Come on.23:45Get up here.23:46Since the troubles began, he's not the same.23:49It's in me.23:50Why is he looking at me funny?23:52No, he's not well.23:54Well, it's the darkness.23:56He said it's the darkness.24:00Who says it's the darkness?24:02Well, the villages.24:04Well, thank you, sir.24:06Thank you for lim...24:08Help me!24:16Please, please, sir.24:18Ah!24:20Them hughly not well, sir.24:22You got anything for me?24:23Oh yeah, of course, sir.24:25Love and friendship in darkness.24:27What else are there?24:29Obadiah Hinton, that's me.24:30Yeah.24:32Love and friendship, friendship and love.24:35We're not a rich village, sir, but with love, rich.24:40We thank you.24:41Okay.24:44...I mean, like a mother, carrying and raising them,24:48and then they go and stab you in the back.24:51Have you ever betrayed a close friend?24:53I hope not.24:53Well.24:54Treachery And these are sad low unlovable people And I made them stars dreamers entertainers and they Oh no now family not enough No No he gone off alone25:08My little tiny magician has gone and stabbed his mama in the back.25:13Oh, fuckity.25:15No! Bertram! Bertram! Bertram!25:18Woof! Woof! Bertram! Put the nice man down! Do something, you'll eat him!25:23Um, uh, easy there.25:27Easy there!25:31Serving!25:32Bertram!25:33Oh, yes, Marjorie's here.25:36No one's gonna hurt you ever again.25:38Mama, you should keep that thing in a cage.25:41You should think about who you're serving.25:44Give me a bit, baby.25:44Don't worry, we'll pay for what we broke.25:46Come here, Bertram.25:49Oh, no one looks after you like Mama does.25:52No one cares for you like I do.25:54Especially not that Magnifico, wouldn't he?25:56He wouldn't have abandoned us.25:58Oh, Mama's gonna make it all better.26:00What?26:01Why didn't you tell me in the first place?26:03You just apologized to these men.26:07I'm sorry.26:09You gave me a whoopsy.26:12Hey, you just stay away from that Sherry now, you hear?26:15Oh, don't you get him started.26:17Thank you for all of your help.26:19Just make a little racket and then we'll come along and we'll find you.26:23I could ch-26:24You'll know him when you see him.26:26Come along, Bertram.26:32Oh, my friend with no name.26:34You found us.26:35Sure.26:36How did you get on?26:37About how you'd expect.26:39Any good anecdotes?26:41Anecdotes?26:41From the old days.26:43Well, to be honest, things went a little differently.26:47I did shoot a lot of people. I thought that's sort of what you wanted.26:52Well, I'd, uh... Yes, that'll be fine.26:55Do you think anyone noticed it was you?26:57Noticed? I think the people I shot noticed.26:59I mean, do you think anyone would mind if I... if we said he'd done it?27:06Boy Calloway.27:07Sure, I don't care. Just as long as I...27:09Share the money? Of course I will.27:12Literature is a filthy business, but sometimes it pays well.27:15Especially when you lie.27:17Great.27:18Not so goddamn fast.27:20What the hell's going on here?27:22Uh, nothing.27:23Who's this grass-nake?27:24Uh you know I don know Have you been being me I nobody buddy Well I somebody And I can have any nobody being this somebody you goddamn27:36I don't know what the goddamn you are, but trust me,27:39it ain't nothing I wanna be, so you can't be me!27:43By the way what works.27:44Damn you, Xenor-Eleven! You're a snake!27:47Damn you! Damn you, nobody!27:50Hey, I'm already damned.27:52Oh, but I can't take credit for that which I...27:56Dems as I didn't, I...27:58I'm an old man.28:00This never happened to Achilles, to Gawain, to Caesar.28:04It can't happen to me.28:06I'm gonna kill both of you.28:07Yeah, calm down.28:09I'm a legend!28:10Yes, you are.28:12All right, all right, well, let's prove it one more time.28:14I don't have to prove nothing to you, nobody.28:17No, of course you don't.28:18But maybe you need to prove something to you.28:22You got quite a way with the words.28:25See?28:26Maybe you should write my book and we should kill Plato here!28:30No, no, no.28:31Let's not.28:32Now, come on.28:33Who shall we kill?28:34You kill, I mean.28:36Ah, damn.28:37I slayed my dragons years ago.28:40I'm a tired old man.28:42Now, you're drunk and you're bored and you're a mess.28:46Well, I always hated Slim Grant.28:48He killed my cousin.28:50But that was years ago.28:52Well, where's Slim Grant?28:53Who's Slim Grant?28:54This is him.28:55An old friend of Mr. Callaway's.28:57He ain't no friend of mine.28:58He's state marshal now, out of Annisburg.29:00State marshal?29:02Make a damn cousin killer state marshal, do they?29:05All right, I'll go get him.29:07Great.29:08We'll wait for you at Brandywine Drop.29:10Just sober up and start practicing.29:12Otherwise, this won't be a book.29:14It'll be a memorial.29:15Whatever you say.29:17You know what?29:19I kinda like that fella.29:25I think he headed up to Beaver Hollow looking for some outlaws.29:29Is he coming back?29:31Sure, when he catches them fellers he's been after.29:34Well, how long's he been gone?29:36Well, a couple of days.29:39What, you ain't gonna go look for him?29:42If your boss's boss, who you all hated, went missing,29:46possibly dead, at the hands of a bunch of violent wanted men,29:50would you go looking for him?29:53Well, yeah, probably, because I'm a fool.29:56Well, when he's dead, maybe I'll become my...30:00I'll be a hero riding a horse from town to town, mister. Think of that.30:05Good luck with those dreams.30:08Did you kill his cousin back in 82?30:11Whose cousin?30:12My cousin. I never shot no one, didn't deserve it.30:16You shot Jed Calloway.30:19And I told you then I'd shoot you too. And I would've, if you'd shown up.30:23I was there.30:25No you weren't.30:26You left town.30:27You take that back.30:30But I don't care now. It's nigh on 20 years ago.30:33We're old men. We're lucky.30:35Fight me. You're an old man.30:38Come on, fight me!30:40It's a bit late, isn't it?30:42God damn you!30:53Well, that settles that, then.30:56Shut up.30:57I shot him in the goddamn bag.31:01And these things happen.31:03God damn you, goddamn both of you!31:05Now calm down. Who cares?31:08You should have shot him 20 years ago. He's dead now.31:10You are a sickness, scum, like you and you, Plato.31:13Come on, draw!31:15Why?31:16I said draw, goddamn it!31:18No.31:19Yes!31:24Shit!31:25Shit indeed.31:29At least now you got an end into your book.31:33He's dead.31:34Oh, don't you start now.31:37No, I'm not starting.31:38I'm happy.31:41I'm free.31:43I can finally go back to writing westerns instead of being in one.31:47He was pretty wild.31:49And I know some wild people.31:51He was certainly complicated.31:54I'm sorry.31:55I shot him.31:55No.31:56And you didn't shoot him.31:59He did.32:01In the back.32:02After he mortally wounded Slim Grant.32:07Fair and square.32:08Yes.32:09That's it.32:10Last of the gunslingers.32:12Well.32:13More or less, I guess.32:16There's more?32:17Oh, there's always folk who shoot you in the back and rewrite history.32:23Oh, hey.32:24Where do I send the money Send it to Tacitus Kilgore No that ain my real name32:40Something true, something real.32:47All this squandering and indulgence, we wanted to strip it away,32:51to strip it away to find something authentic33:05what a pair of fools is there a train station or a town I can take you to no33:14Oh, I can't give up now.33:17He wouldn't want that.33:18I can't have it.33:21I'm going to do this for you, Cal.33:26Well, I'll leave you to it.33:32Is there anything left for you to eat?33:46Nothing.33:50No, we didn't know the first thing about hunting.33:52We couldn't even catch a darn mouse.33:56If you need any poisonous berries, though, I'm a natural at finding those.34:06Well, you ain't gonna last much longer out here if you don't know how to hunt.34:15Come on. I'll show you.34:22All right.34:22But you better not try any funny business.34:28You know, I may be weak, but I still know how to stand up for myself.34:31Oh, I don't doubt it.34:33Come on.34:36Is anybody here?34:41Hello?34:42If you are here to rob me, I wish to make clear that I have weapons that could liquefy34:52each of your internal organs in turn and leave you just a bottle on the floor Professor I ain here to rob you It me I um I helped you at the pond35:09You did?35:12Oh, you did.35:14You're the buffoon.35:16Hello.35:19Hello.35:20I hope I'm not disturbing you.35:21Of course you are disturbing me, buddy. I almost solved biggest problem and you mess it up.35:29Did?35:30No, but I did. I can't get the bloody conductor straight.35:37Well, it is the geometry of life. The grand theory of power. It's the grand theory of theories.35:47There is just one more big problem.35:53Maybe I solve it, but I can't get it right.35:57I don't understand.35:59Of course you don't.36:01Help me adjust these things, and I will show you what I need.36:04Here, take these.36:05Well, I'm not much of a scientist.36:10You are an American.36:12Science is far beyond you, but you make a fine buffoon.36:17Go.36:24Wonderful!36:27I wish I ever went to school so I had a clue what was going on.36:32What now?36:33Well, now I become the second creature after God himself to bring life to this earth.36:43Like this!36:47Am I missing something?36:54The switches. The bloody switches.36:58Climb up there and adjust them for me.37:03Go. Quick, please.37:17It's working.37:26Sure Second time lucky eh Second time More like 7 This is my life work37:35It is incredible.37:41Watch.37:55He lives!37:59My son lives!38:04What is it?38:06It is life itself.38:09Forons who doubted me.38:11It is me and you.38:14That isn't him.38:17Wonderful.38:25Is that it?38:29For now.38:31I am so...38:34You just saw creation's second birth.38:43I just saw a machine waddled a few steps.38:47I have a son.38:49I am the luckiest man alive.38:52I...38:54Those morons!38:55They doubted me.38:57I'll see you later.38:59Yes.39:01Goodbye.39:04Oh, hey there.39:11How you feeling, ma'am?39:11Much better than I felt in a long time.39:14If we hadn't caught that rabbit, I don't think I'd have made it another day.39:18Well, you look better.39:19Is that working out for you?39:20Well, let's just say my prey is looking decidedly unscathed.39:28But the end of labor is to gain leisure.39:31Is that not what Aristotle said?39:33Well, I don't know much about Aristotle, but I know a thing or two about shooting a gun.39:42Look, you gotta hold steady.39:47And firm.39:47Hmm?39:48You just focus, breathe slowly, and always pull the trigger on empty lungs.39:57Here.40:00I'll show you.40:02Please enjoy.40:04And thank you again for everything.40:06I really am grateful.40:08Ah, it was nothing.40:10You're a good man.40:12Well, you don't really know me.40:15I know enough.40:17There's always more to find in ourselves.40:20You helped me to see that.40:23My husband, Cal, was such an optimist.40:26Hey, he's...40:27Sounds terrible.40:30It was just so many people, so many things.40:34I was lost.40:36You know, I pictured myself picking fresh vegetables,40:39sipping homemade wine, writing a great novel.40:44But I turned out to be a far more pathetic anti-heroine40:47than any I could ever pen.40:48Oh, well.40:51I reckon you're gonna be just fine.40:55Are you all right?40:56Can I get you some water?40:57No, I'm fine.40:59I just, um...41:06Thank you for this.41:08I think it's best if I just...41:10If I make...41:14Stay right there. It's gonna be okay.41:29My dear Arthur I have gone out hunting Not a phrase I thought any pen of mine would ever ink41:50but nonetheless one I am very proud to finally be able to write.41:54I am so very grateful to you for all the help and encouragement you've given me.41:59There is some money in a box on the nightstand.42:02Please take it.42:03I have far more than I need back in the city, and I'd like you to have it.42:07Please take care and remain true to the man I know you are.