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0:00Man.0:30After all these years, I've found you.0:37And who the hell are you?0:39I figured my rugged good looks would make that obvious.0:44My name is Ego.0:47And I'm your dad, Peter.1:00My sweet love, my love, my love1:30I really wanna see you1:34I really wanna be with you1:38Welcome, everyone, to my world.1:41Wow.1:42You have your own planet, Mazda.1:44No larger than your Earth's moon.1:47Humility.1:49I like it.1:51I too am extraordinarily humble.1:54I really wanna see you2:01Really wanna see you2:05Really wanna see you, Lord2:10Really wanna see you, Lord2:13But it takes so long2:15My Lord2:17My sweet Lord2:20Hallelujah, my Lord2:24Hallelujah my God I know Hallelujah I really wanna know you Hallelujah2:35I really wanna know you2:37You own a planet and can destroy two dozen spaceships without a suit.2:41What are you exactly?2:43I'm what's called a celestial, sweetheart.2:47A celestial like a god?2:51Hmm. Small g, son.2:54At least on the days I'm feeling humble as Drax.3:11I don't know where I came from exactly.3:15First thing I remember is flickering, adrift in the cosmos,3:19utterly and entirely alone.3:24Over millions of years I learned to control the molecules around me.3:30I grew smarter and stronger.3:35And I continued building from there, layer by layer, the very planet you walk on now.3:44Whoa.3:45But I wanted more.3:48I desired meaning.3:50There must be some life out there in the universe3:55Besides just me, I thought3:59And so I set myself to task with finding it4:03I created what I imagined biological life to be like4:08Down to the most minute detail4:12Did you make a penis?4:15Dude, what is wrong with you?4:18If he's a planet, how could he make a baby with your mother?4:22He would smush her.4:23I don't need to hear how my parents...4:28Why?4:30My father would tell the story of impregnating my mother every winter solstice.4:34That's disgusting.4:35It was beautiful.4:38You Earthers have hang-ups.4:39Yes, Drax.4:41I got a penis.4:42Ha! Thank you.4:44That's not half bad.4:45Oh.4:46I have also got pain receptors and a digestive system and all the accompanying junk.4:52I wanted to experience what it truly meant to be human as I set out amongst the stars till I found what I sought5:07Life.5:10I was not alone in the universe after all.5:19When did you meet my mother?5:25Not long after.5:32It was with Meredith that I first experienced love.5:39I called her my river lily.5:48And from that love, Peter,6:03I've searched for you for so long.6:08And when I heard of a man from Earth who held an Infinity Stone in his hand without dying,6:15I knew you must be the son of the woman I loved.6:18If you loved her, why did you leave her?6:31My mother told everyone my father was from the stars.6:36She had brain cancer, so everyone thought she was delusional.6:39Peter, listen, I'd love to believe all of this.6:42I really would, but you left the most wonderful woman ever.6:47To die alone.6:48I didn't want to leave your mother, Peter.6:52If I don't return regularly to my planet and the light within it,6:56this form will wither and perish.6:57So why didn't you come back?6:58Why did you send Yondu, a criminal of all people, to come and to fetch me?7:02I loved your mother, Peter.7:04I couldn't stand the set foot on an earth where she wasn't living.7:08You can't imagine what that's like.7:10I know exactly what that feels like.7:12I had to watch her die.7:18Over the millions and millions of years of my existence I made many mistakes Peter But you not one of them Please give me the chance to be the father she would want me to be7:38There's so much that I need to teach you about this planet7:43and the light within.7:46They are a part of you, Peter.7:50What do you mean?7:52Give me your hand, son.7:55Here. Hold them like that.8:02Now...8:05Close your eyes and concentrate.8:09Take your brain to the center of this planet.8:16Yes! Yes!8:19Whoa! Yes, yes. What? Yes!8:22What was it?8:22It's okay.8:22Just relax.8:23Concentrate.8:24You can do it.8:25Bring it back.8:27Yes.8:29Yes.8:30Yes, now.8:31Shape it.8:32Feel that energy.8:43You're home.8:47Peter.8:52Oh, my God.9:22How did you get to this weird, dumb planet?9:27Ego found me in my larva state, orphan on my home world.9:32He raised me by hand and kept me as his own.9:36So you're a pet?9:39I suppose.9:42People usually want cute pets.9:44Why would Ego want such a hideous one?9:47I am hideous?9:48You are horrifying to look at, yes.9:52But that's a good thing.9:55Oh?9:56When you're ugly and someone loves you,9:58you know they love you for who you are.10:00Beautiful people never know who to trust.10:04Well, then I'm certainly grateful to be ugly.10:09Those pools, they remind me of a time when I took my daughter10:14through the forgotten lakes of my home world.10:17She was like you.10:19Disgusting.10:21Innocent.10:30I'm sorry.10:59I just tell you.11:09What's going on?11:10This gross bug lady is my new friend.11:12I'm learning many things like I'm a pet and ugly.11:15You're not ugly. Drax.11:18What are you talking about?11:19Mantis, can you show us where we'll be staying?11:23Why are there no other beings on this planet?11:25The planet is Eko.11:27A dog would not invite a flea to live on his back.11:30And you're not a flea?11:32I'm a flea with a purpose.11:34I help him sleep.11:37What were you about to say to Drax before I walked out?11:45Nothing.11:47Your quarters are this way.11:57So I guess this could all be mine someday.12:00Rocket?12:02Rocket, are you there?12:11What are you doing, Peter?12:15Dance with me.12:16I'm not going to dance with you.12:18This is Sam Cooke,12:20one of the greatest Earth singers of all time.12:27Yeah yeah yeah yeah I know I laughed when you left12:41But now I know I only hurt myself.12:47Hey, hey, bring it to me, bring your sweet lover.12:53Drax thinks you're not a dancer.12:56If you ever tell anyone about this, I will kill you.13:01When are we gonna do something about this unspoken thing between us?13:05What unspoken thing?13:08This... Cheers, Sam and Diane,13:13a guy and a girl on a TV show, dig each other but never say13:17because if they do the ratings, we'll go down sort of thing.13:20There's no unspoken thing.13:23Well, it's a catch-22, because if you said it,13:26then it would be spoken and you'd be a liar.13:28So by not saying it, you are telling the truth13:32and admitting that there is.13:34No, that's not what I've...13:39What we should be discussing right now13:41is something about this place that doesn't feel right.13:45What are you talking about?13:47You're the one who wanted me to come here!13:49That girl Mantis, she's afraid of something.13:52Why are you trying to take this away from me?13:54I'm not trying...13:55He's my father. He's blood.13:57You have blood on Earth. You never wanted to return there.13:59Again, you made me come here.14:01And Earth? Earth is the place where my mother died in front of me.14:04No, it's because that place was real, and this is a fantasy.14:07This is real! I'm only half human, remember?14:09That's the half I'm worried about.14:11Oh, I get it. You're jealous because I'm part God,14:14and you like when I'm the weak one.14:16You were insufferable to begin with.14:18I haven't been able to reach Rocket.14:20I'm gonna go outside, I'm gonna try to get a signal.14:21You know what? This is not Cheers, after all.14:24This is whatever the show is,14:26where one person is willing to open themselves up to new possibility,14:29and the other person is a jerk who doesn't trust anybody.14:33It's a show that doesn't exist.14:35That's why it would get zero ratings.14:37I don't know what Cheers is!14:39I finally found my family. Don't you understand that?14:43I thought you already had.14:50She works laying whiskey down They say brandy Fetch another round She serves that whiskey and wine15:07They say they say brandy.15:08You all right, son?15:10I saw your girl stomp off a little earlier in quite a huff.15:15Yeah.15:16It's fortuitous you listening to this song.15:20You know, uh, brandy?15:22By Looking Glass?15:23A favorite of your mom's.15:26Yes. Yeah, it was.15:28One of Earth's greatest musical compositions.15:31Perhaps its very greatest.15:33Yeah, yes.15:34You know, Peter, you and I, we're...15:36we're the sailor in that song.15:37We came on a summer's day,15:41bringing gifts from far away.15:44Like the child I put in your mother.15:48Or the freedom you brought, Gamora.15:51Brandy, you're a fine girl.15:56What a good wife you would be.16:00My life, my love, my lady is the sea.16:06The sea calls the sailor back.16:08He loves the girl, but that's not his place.16:12Sea calls upon him as history calls upon great men.16:17And sometimes we are deprived the pleasures of mortals.16:21Well, you may not be mortal, but me...16:23Oh, Peter, death will remain a stranger to both of us.16:27As long as the light burns within the planet.16:30I'm immortal.16:32Mm-hmm.16:33Really?16:34Yes.16:36As long as the light exists.16:38And I can use the light to build cool things,16:42like how you made this whole planet.16:44Well, it might take you a few million years of practice16:46before you get really good at it, but yes!16:49What?16:49This is...16:50Well, get ready for an 800-foot statue of Pac-Man16:53with Skeletor and Heather Locklear.16:55You know what?16:56I'm gonna make some weird shit.16:58But, you know, Peter, it is a tremendous responsibility.17:01Only we can remake the universe.17:04Only we can take the bridle of the cosmos17:07and lead it to where it needs to go.17:10How?17:19Come with me.17:34Drax Drax Drax Drax We need to talk17:40I'm sorry, but I like a woman with some meat on her bones.17:44What?17:45I tried to let you down easily by telling you I found you disgusting.17:49No, that's not what I...17:50What are you doing?17:55I'm imagining being with you physically.17:58Drax, that's not... I don't like you like that.18:01I don't even like the type of thing you are.18:03Hey, there's no need to get personal.18:06Listen, Ico's gotten exactly what he wanted.18:09I should have told you earlier. I'm stupid.18:12You are in danger.18:20What is that?18:22Now, you need to readjust the way you process life.18:28Everything around us, including the girl,18:32everything is temporary.18:35We are forever.18:38Doesn't eternity get boring?18:40Not if you have a purpose, Peter,18:42which is why you're here.18:44I told you how all those years ago18:47I had an unceasing impulse to find life.18:50But what I did not tell you was how when I finally did find it.18:56It was all so...18:59disappointing.19:01And that is when I came to a profound realization.19:10My innate desire to seek out other life19:14was not so that I could walk among that life.19:20Peter, I have found meaning.19:46I'm scared.19:50Eternity.19:53Oh, my God.19:54Oh, my God.20:00We need to get off this planet.20:21Oh man. Anyway, before I was so rudely interrupted, at that time I was a Federal Express man.20:30No!20:31No!20:39What the hell are you doing, boy?20:41I can tell by how you talked about him.20:43This ego's bad news.20:45We're here to save Quill.20:46For what?20:47Huh?20:48For honor?20:49For love?20:51I don't care about those things.20:53I want to save Quill so I can prove I'm better than him.20:56I can lord this over him forever.20:59What are you laughing at me for?21:02You can fool yourself and everyone else, but you can't fool me.21:07I know who you are.21:09You don't know anything about me, loser.21:12I know everything about you.21:14I know you play like you're the meanest and the hardest, but actually you're the most scared of all.21:19Shut up!21:19I know you steal batteries you don't need, and you push away anyone who's willing to put up with you,21:24Cause just a little bit of love reminds you how big and empty that hole inside you actually is.21:30They said shut up!21:31I know them scientists what made you never gave a rat's ass about you.21:35I'm serious, dude!21:36Just like my own damn parents who sold me, their old little baby, into slavery.21:42I know who you are, boy, because you're me.21:46What kind of a pair are we?21:56The kind that's about to go fight a planet, I reckon.21:59All right, okay, good.22:01That's quick.22:03Fight a what?22:08Who are you people?22:09What is this place?22:10Gamora, let her go.22:12The bodies in the caverns, who are they?22:14You are scared.22:20I call it the expansion.22:24It is my purpose And now it is yours as well It beautiful Over thousands of years I implanted thousands22:38of extensions of myself on thousands of worlds. I need to fulfill life's one true purpose.22:47grow and spread, covering all that exists until everything is me.22:59What did she do to me?23:01She already told me everything.23:04I only had one problem.23:07A single Celestial doesn't have enough power for such an Enterprise.23:11But two Celestials? Well now, that just might do.23:18Their bodies are his children.23:24Out of all my labors, the most beguiling was attempting to graft my DNA with that of another species.23:32I hoped the result of such a coupling would be enough to power the expansion.23:38I had Yondu deliver some of them to me. It broke the Ravager code, but I compensated him generously, and to ease his conscience, I said I'd never hurt them.23:49And that was true. I mean, they never felt a thing. But one after the other, they failed me.23:54Not one of them carried the celestial genes until you, Peter.24:02Out of all my spawn, only you carried the connection to the light.24:09We need to find Peter now and get off this damn planet.24:12Ego will have won him to his side by now. He has a way to...24:15Then we just go.24:16No, he's our friend.24:18All any of you do is yell at each other. You are not friends.24:22You're right. We're family.24:27We leave no one behind.24:32Except maybe you.24:34Oh my god.24:35For the first time in my existence,24:38I am truly not alone!24:47What is it, son?24:48My friends.24:52Oh well you see that the mortal in you Peter Yes We are beyond such things Yes25:06Now.25:06But my mother...25:10You said you loved my mother.25:13And that I did.25:15My River Lily, who knew all the words to every song that came over the radio.25:22I returned to Earth to see her three times.25:25And I knew if I returned to Forth, I'd never leave.25:30The expansion, reason for my very existence would be over, so we did what I had to do.25:38But it broke my heart to put that tumor in her head.25:49What?25:49No, no, I know that sounds bad.25:55Who in the hell do you think you are?26:08You killed my mother!26:10I tried so hard to find the form that best suited you, and this is the thanks I get?26:21You really need to grow up.26:25I wanted to do this together.26:31And I suppose you'll have to learn by spending the next thousand years as a battery.26:38Finally.26:39Rocket.26:40Keep that transmitter nearby so I can find you.26:42We're in an old piece of construction equipment Yondu once used to slice open the bank of Ascom area.26:48Ego's unhinged.26:49I know. Get ready.26:50Drop her, Kraglin.26:55Uh-oh.27:11I'm gonna fight you.27:14What a good life here with me.27:16My life, my love, my lady is the sea.27:21Peter this is the sea Peter this is the sea27:55Hey there, jackass!28:25Out of the way, dumb or small or group!28:44I told you something didn't feel right.28:48I told you so?28:49Just what I need to hear right now.28:50I came back, didn't I?28:52Because there's an unspoken thing.28:54There is no unspoken thing.28:56What are you doing? You could have killed us all.28:58Uh, thank you, Rocket.29:00We had it under control.29:01We did not.29:03That is only an extension of his true self.29:05We will be back soon.29:06What's Murphette doing here?29:08Whatever I need to do to get a damn ride home.29:10She tried to murder me.29:11I saved you, you stupid fox.29:13He's not a fox.29:15I'm through.29:15I'm not a raboon either.29:17I am through.29:18Raccoon. Whatever.29:19How do we kill a celestial?29:24There's a center to him.29:25His brain, his soul, whatever it is.29:27Some sort of protective shell.29:29It's in the caverns below the surface.29:34Bondu?29:44Trusters are out.29:46I guess I should be glad I was a skinny kid,29:48I'm a mani kid, otherwise you'd have delivered me to this maniac.29:51You still reckon that's the reason I kept you around, you idiot?29:53That's what you told me, you old doofus.29:55Well, once I figured out what happened to them other kids, I wasn't just gonna hand you over.30:00You said you were gonna eat me.30:01That was being funny!30:04Not to me!30:05You people have issues.30:06Well, of course I have issues!30:09That's my freakin' father!30:12Trusters are back up!30:27We should be going up!30:28We can't!30:29Ego wants to eradicate the universe as we know it.30:32We have to kill it.30:33Rock it!30:34Got it!30:49So we're saving the galaxy again?30:51I guess.30:52Awesome!30:54We're really gonna be able to jack up our prices if we're two-time galaxy savers?31:00I seriously can't believe that's where your mind goes.31:03It's just a random thought, man. I thought we were friends.31:06Of course I care about the planets and the buildings and all the animals on the planets.31:10And the people.31:12The crappy puppy is so cute he makes me wanna die!