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0:00Showtime, a-holes.0:17It'll be here any minute.0:19Which will be its loss.0:21I thought your thing was a sword.0:23We've been hired to stop an interdimensional beast from feeding on those batteries,0:26and I'm going to stop it with a sword.0:27It's just swords were your thing, and guns were mine.0:30But I guess we're both doing guns now. I just didn't know that.0:33Drax, why aren't you wearing one of Rocket's arrow rigs?0:37It hurts.0:38It hurts.0:40I have sensitive nipples.0:43My nipples hurt. Oh, goodness me.0:46What about him? What's he doing?0:48I'm finishing this so we can listen to tunes while we work.0:51How is that a priori?0:52Blame Quill. He's the one who loves music so much.0:54No, I actually agree with Drax on this. That's hardly important right now.0:58Oh, okay. Sure, Quill.1:00No, seriously. I side with Drax.1:03No, I understand that. You're being very serious right now.1:07I can clearly see you winking.1:09Damn it. I'm using my left eye?1:18Ow!1:18It hurt.1:19They were not looking at you, buddy.1:26Oh, that's intense.1:28The beast's hide is to think to be pierced on the outside.1:46I must cut through it from the inside.1:49Huh?1:50No, no, run!1:51Wait a minute, run!1:53What is he doing?2:00He said the skin is too thick to be pierced from the outside, so he...2:05Wait, that doesn't make any sense!2:06I tried telling him that!2:07Skin is the same level of thickness from the inside is from the outside!2:10I realize that!2:11There is a cut on its neck!2:13Rocket!2:14Get it to look up!2:16There's a cut on its neck.2:20Rocket! Get it to look up!2:24Hey you giant sea monkey up there2:36Watch it, Quil!2:55Oh, my God.3:25Yes! I have single-handedly vanquished the beast!3:32What?3:43This is weird. We've got a sovereign fleet approaching from the rear.3:46Why would they do that?3:47Probably because Rocket stole some of their batteries.3:49Dude!3:51Right. He didn't steal some of those.3:53I don't know why they're after us. What a mystery this is.4:06What were you thinking?4:08Dude, they were really easy to steal.4:09That's your defense?4:10Come on! You saw how that high priestess talked down to us.4:13Now I'm teaching her a lesson.4:16I didn't realize your motivation was altruism.4:19It's really a shame the Sovereign had mistaken your intentions and are trying to kill us.4:22Exactly. I was being sarcastic.4:25Oh, no, you're supposed to use a sarcastic voice.4:28Now I look foolish.4:29Can we put the bickering on hold until after we survive this massive space battle?4:33Thorian coming.4:34Good. I'm gonna kill some guys.4:36Ah! Ah!4:39Holy...4:42Ah! Ah!4:44We're not killing anyone. All those ships are remotely piloted.4:50Damn it!4:52What is the delay Admiral High Priestess the batteries they are exceptionally combustible and could destroy the entire fleet5:09Our concern is their slight against our people.5:13We hired them and they steal from us.5:17It is heresy of the highest order.5:21All command modules.5:22Fire with the intent to kill.5:35What's the nearest habitable planet?5:37It's Paul Berhardt.5:39How many jumps?5:40Only one, but the access point is 47 clicks away,5:43and you have to go through that quantum asteroid field.5:52Will, to make it through that, you'd have to be the greatest pilot in the universe.6:00Lucky for us.6:01I am.6:01I am.6:15What are you doing?6:16I've been flying this rig since I was 10 years old.6:18I was cybernetically engineered to pilot a space track.6:21You were cybernetically engineered to be a douchebag!6:24Stop it!6:25Well, later on tonight, you're gonna be laying down in your bed,6:28and there's gonna be something squishy in your pillowcase,6:30and you're gonna be like, what's this?6:31And it's gonna be because I put a turd in there!6:34You put your turd in my bed, I shave you.6:37Oh, it won't be my turd.6:39It'll be Drax's.6:40Ha ha ha ha ha ha!6:42I have famously huge turds.6:45We're about to die, and this is what we're discussing?6:47Yeah!6:49Son of a...6:50You, seriously!6:53Hey, let me...6:54Ah!6:56Ah!7:09IDIOS!7:10Ah, that's what you get when Quill flies.7:13Ow!7:14We still have a sovereign craft behind us.7:16Our weapons are down7:2020 clicks on the jump7:23Hold on Hold on7:37It's not ripe.7:47Come on, Zyland. You can do this.7:5515 clicks to the job!8:1410 clicks!8:21Die, spaceship!8:25You suck, Zainak.8:29Typical.8:33It's five clicks!8:39Son of a...8:41They went around the field!8:55Someone destroyed all our ships!9:01What?9:04Who?9:07One click!9:09What is that?9:11Who cares? That's the jump point! Go! Go!9:16It's a guy.9:25Oh my God, he's still out there?9:55Group, put your seatbelt on! Prepare for a run!10:00Really bad land down!10:30I'm sorry.10:32I'm sorry.10:42That was-10:44Have you ever felt a silver knife?10:50Sweet everything not to be done.10:56I'm not going to die.11:26Fuck.11:56and his thoughts on the old van12:02and I will show you12:26I just gonna run by the girls Da da da da da da da da da da da Da da da da da da da Star the kill12:37He's still here to die.12:40Like this and many others in the way.12:47Enjoying the night in the southern sky.13:23It's so tough now without all your toys, are you?13:50Crap.13:53Hey there, Rat.13:59How's it going, you blue idiot?14:01Not so bad.14:03We got ourselves a pretty good little gig here.14:06This golden gal with quite a high opinion of herself has offered us a large sum to deliver you and your pals over to her because she wants to kill you.14:16Your friend.14:17There's too many of them.14:19He needs my help.14:20If you care about him, you need to get me out of these lawns.14:25They are going to kill him.14:27I tell you, it was pretty easy to find you.14:29I put a tracer on your ship back there during the war over Xander.14:33Give me your word you won't hurt Groot, and I'll tell you where the batteries are.14:38Lucky for you, my word don't mean squat.14:41Otherwise, I'd actually hand you over.14:44Otherwise, you'd what?14:46We'll take them batteries. They're worth what?14:49What a quarter mil on the open market that priestess offered us a million a quarter is only one of that a quarter a quarter is 25 No We can even buy a pair of boots with 25 units15:05Enough! The point is, we ain't stupid enough to help kill the Guardians of the Galaxy.15:11The whole dang Novocore be on us.15:14That ain't right.15:16I just gotta say it this one time, Captain.15:19No matter how many times Quill betrays you, you protect him like none of the rest of us much matter.15:26I'm the one which sticks up for you.15:28Take it easy, crackling.15:29Damn straight, lad. He's gone soft.15:32Suppose it's time for a change in leadership.15:40Let your dog out!15:42Whoa, whoa!15:44There must be some kind of peaceful resolution to this, fellas.15:47or even a violent one where I'm standing over there.16:09Well, hello, boys.16:17It's not ripe.16:32No! That is all we're talking! It's true!16:41Look how cute it is when it's all around us!16:43His God dang precious!16:47Hey, Twig.17:01Come here.17:03Come on.17:11Oh, man.17:12What did he do to you?17:13Hey, you want to help us get out of here?17:20There's something I need you to get and bring back to me.17:23In the captain quarters there a prototype fin The thing I wore in my head there a drawer next to the bunk It in that It red You got it17:55Let's see.18:09That's Mondewash.18:11Yeah, I was pretty sure he didn't know what you were talking about.18:13You have to explain it more.18:14Careful.18:17It's a prototype fin.18:25That's an Orlone. It's a fin, Groot.18:28You explain it this time.18:31All right.18:33That's Vorker's eye.18:36He takes it out when he sleeps.18:38Go. Look again.18:39But leave the eye here.18:41Why?18:42He's gonna wake up tomorrow.18:44And he's not gonna know where his eye is!18:55That's a desk.18:56We told you it was this big.19:05Tell me you guys have a refrigerator somewhere19:07with a bunch of seven human toes.19:10Okay.19:11Then let's just agree to never discuss this.19:17The drawer you want to open19:19has this symbol on it.19:21Okay?19:25What? No!19:33He thinks you want him to wear it as a hat.19:34That's not what I said!19:36I'm good.19:37He's relieved you don't want him to.19:38I'm good.19:39He hates hats.19:40On anyone, not just himself.19:43One minute you think someone has a weird-shaped head,19:45the next minute it's just because you realize part of that head is a hat.19:48That's why you don't like hats?19:50This is an important conversation right now.19:55I'm going to go.20:00Oh, my God.20:30That ain't it.20:40I didn't mean to do a mutiny.20:45They killed all my friends.20:51Get the third quadrant ready for release.21:00One more thing.21:02You got any clones of Quill's old music on the ship?21:30He's got it!21:57You two got your feet!21:59Stop!22:27Aaaaaah Guitar players say Vamos Jose on his way I going to go22:55When the music stopped me, my little cafe was hanging.23:12Then I heard Jose say goodbye.23:19So I took my drink from my hand.23:23And through a whiff of iron23:26And as I rode away23:29I could hear her say to Jose23:32Pray23:34Because the hands of the clothes23:36In your mind, I know23:38So big and so strong23:40Come on, let's go, let's go23:42Come on, let's go23:44And the greatest of love23:46And the best of love23:48Come on, let's go, let's go23:52Oh, my God.24:22You maniac!24:42The whole ship's gonna blow.24:52Not the whole ship Not the whole ship25:15Who is this?25:16I am sending you the coordinates for Yondu's ship.25:21Release the quadrant!25:22Aye, Captain.25:23I only ask one thing.25:26Let your high priestess tell him the name of the man what sealed his fate.25:32Taze her face.25:53Where to, Captain?25:59Ego.26:01No, boy!26:10It ain't healthy for mammalian body to hop more than 50 jumps at a time!26:15I know that!26:16We're about to do 700!26:23Oh!26:24Oh!26:25No!26:27No!26:45Damn it.26:53I'm sorry.27:23path I sorry27:55Move!28:55Stop!29:25Are you kidding me?29:55Ah!30:00I win. I win. I bested you in combat.30:05No, I saved your life.30:08Well, you were stupid enough to let me live.30:10You let me live.30:11I don't need you always trying to beat me.30:12I'm not the one that just flew across the universe just because I wanted to win.30:15Do not tell me what I want.30:17I don't need to tell you what you want. It's obvious.30:19You were the one who wanted to win, and I just wanted a sister.30:30You were all I had.30:34You were the one who needed to win.30:38Thanos pulled my eye from my head.30:41And my brain from my skull.30:44And my arm from my body.30:48Because of you.31:00The emotion goes a long, long way31:02Careful now, don't be caught in your dreams31:06Look out, baby, this is not what it seems31:10Soup, soup31:12Baby, you've been so good to me31:17But please don't make it what it's not31:24We got a whim, whim, shang-a-lang and a sha-la-la-la-la-la-thin31:34Whim, whim, shang-a-la-thin31:36Pilots, release envoy units31:40Our sensors detect the batteries are below the surface of the planet31:46Dive!31:54Um, Captain?32:06Captain?32:13Tell me, why do you go want you here?32:15He needs my genetic connection to the light to help destroy the universe.32:19He tried to teach me how to control the power.32:22So could you?32:23A little.32:24I made a ball A ball I thought as hard as I could It was all that I could come up with Get off You think when I make this arrow fly I use my hand32:55There. That's Ego's core.33:03That ore is thick, Rocket.33:05I got it covered.33:12We must hurry. It will not take Ego long to find us.33:21Keep it steady.33:25We drill into the center, we kill him!33:37Captain?33:39What is it, Kraglin?33:40Hey, remember that Aisha chick?33:42Yeah, why?33:43Uh...33:44Oh, hell!33:55BAM, JANGALANG and SHALALALALALALALALALALA34:07Why aren't you blaring the lasers?34:08They blew off the generator!34:10I think I packed a small detonator!34:13A detonator is worthless without explosives.34:15Well, we got these...34:16Is that thing strong enough to kill Ego?34:19If it is, it'll cause a chain reaction throughout his entire nervous system.34:23Meaning what?34:24The entire planet will explode.34:26We'll have to get out of here fast.34:28I rigged the timer.34:30Go!34:45He's coming.34:49Didn't you say you could make him sleep?34:51When he walks, he's too powerful.34:54I can't.34:55You don have to believe in yourself because I believe in you35:12Lee!35:20I never thought she'd be able to do it,35:22I'm gonna do it, with as weak and skinny as she appears to be.35:26I don't know how long I can hold him.35:32The metal's too thick. For the bomb to work, we'd actually need to place it on Ego's core.35:38And our fat butts ain't gonna fit through those tiny holes.35:41Well...35:44That's a terrible idea.35:46Which is the only kind of idea we have left.35:49Unbelievable.35:50Unbelievable.35:51Rock and do this! Rock and do that!35:54What a day.36:04Alright, first you flick this switch, then this switch. That activates it.36:09Then you push this button, which will give you five minutes to get out of there.36:14Now, whatever you do, don't push this button.36:18Because that will set off the bomb immediately and we'll all be dead.36:22Now, repeat back what I just said.36:24I am Groot.36:26Uh-huh.36:26I am Groot.36:28That's right.36:30No!36:31Now that's the button that will kill everyone!36:33Try again.36:34Hmm.36:38Mm-hmm.36:40Uh-huh.36:42No, that's exactly what you just said. How is that even possible?36:46Which button is the button you're supposed to push? Point to it.36:50No!36:51Hey, you're making him nervous.36:53Shut up and give me some tape.36:55Does anybody have any tape out there? I want to put some tape over the death button.36:58I don't have any tape. Let me check.37:01Yo, Yondu, do you have any tape?37:04Do you have any tape?37:08Come on, we're off. Do you have any tape?37:11Tate?37:13Oh, never mind.37:15Trax, do you have any tape?37:19Yeah, Scott's tape would work.37:21Then why did you ask me if Scott tape would work if you don have any Nobody has any tape Not a single person has tape Nope Did you ask Mebula Yes Are you sure37:35I asked Yondu and she was sitting right next to him.37:38I knew you were lying.37:39You have priceless batteries and an atomic bomb in your bag.37:42If anybody's gonna have tape, it's you.37:44That's exactly my point.37:46I have to do everything.37:48You are wasting a lot of time here.37:55We're all gonna die.38:00Ah, rear thrusters are out again!38:02We're done for without that generator!38:18Guardians, perhaps it will provide you solitude.38:22Your deaths are not without mercy.38:25They will serve as a warning to all of those tempted to betraying us.38:30Don't screw with the sovereign.38:37This is gonna hurt.38:38Promises, promises.38:50Hey!39:02No! No! No!39:11We're gonna blow!39:17Peter! No!39:22What?39:41You look like Mary Poppins.39:43Is he cool?39:46Hell yeah, he's cool.39:49I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!39:52Oh, man.40:00The End40:02The End40:18Matters! Look out!40:32She's just unconscious.40:50How long till the bomb goes off?40:52In the unlikely event the group doesn't kill us all, about six minutes.40:56Craglin! We need the Quadrant for an extraction!41:03T-minus five minutes! Aye, Captain.41:09Somebody's gotta be up top when Craglin arrives!41:12Drax, take Mantis!41:16No! Let me move!41:26Come on!41:32Keeter!41:56Get over it.42:00Come now, Peter. I know this isn't what you want.42:06What kind of father would I be to let you make this choice?42:26I not going to die A A A A42:42Soon, Peter, we will be all there is.42:46So stop pissing me off!42:50We have to get up to the extraction point.43:12Go!43:42Oh, my God.44:12I'm not going to die.44:42Oh my God I told you I don want to do this anymore45:25No!45:29You cannot deny the purpose the universe has bestowed upon you!45:44Everyone, I need you to stay back!45:46What is that?45:55It doesn't need to be like this, Peter.46:06Why are you destroying our chance?46:12Stop pretending you aren't what you are.46:17One in billions.46:20Trillions, even more.46:22What greater meaning can life possibly have to offer?46:31I don't use my hand to fly the arrow, boy.46:36I use my arm.46:52You should not have killed my mom and squished my Walkman.47:22Oh yeah I can stand it I can stand it you were ok Now you will never trust me I so proud of you for you47:39As long as I am.47:42But you will not be at you and whatever means to me now.47:46Go ahead, here.47:50I can't stand it, I can't stand it.47:53Grude! Grude, if you can hear me, hurry up!48:00I'm not sure how long Quill can keep him distracted.48:23Oh, shit.48:53Yandu! We're about to blow!49:04Get to the ship!49:05Not without Quill!49:06You need to take care of the twig!49:09Not without you!49:13I ain't done nothing right my whole damn life, Rat.49:19You need to give me this.49:23A space suit and an arrow rig. I only have one of each.49:45I...49:46I don't know.49:49I'm going to correct.49:51What's that?49:53He says welcome to the frickin' Guardians of the Galaxy.49:59Only he didn't.50:00Didn't use freakin'50:08Bye, Twig!50:11We're gonna need to have a real discussion about your language50:30No!51:00Where's Peter?51:11Rocket, where is he?51:13Rocket.51:14Rocket, look at me! Where is he?51:22No.51:23I'm not leaving without him.51:30I'm sorry. I can only afford to lose one friend today.51:37Wranglin, go!51:39Wait! Let's go back.51:43Rocket, where's Quill?51:47Rocket, where's Quill?51:51Rocket!51:54Where's Quill?51:57Let us kill!52:07No, we need to stop it! We need to stop it!52:14No, no, no, no, no! Stop! Stop! Stop! Listen! Listen to me!52:19You are a god If you kill me you be just like everybody else What so wrong with that No52:55The End53:25I'm sorry I didn't do none of it right.53:31I'm damn lucky you're my boy.53:37What?53:50Don't do it.53:51What are you doing?53:52You can't.53:53No.53:55Yondu!54:03No!54:09Oh! Fuck!54:15Oh, no!54:25No, no, no.54:55I told Gamora how when I was a kid I used to pretend David Hasselhoff was my dad55:19He's a singer and actor from Earth, really famous guy.55:22Earlier it struck me.55:27Yondu didn't have a talking car, but he did have a flying arrow.55:32He didn't have the beautiful voice of an angel, but he did have the whistle of one.55:36Both Yondu and David Hasselhoff went on kick-ass adventures and hooked up with hot women.55:43And fought robots.55:47I guess David Hasselhoff did kind of end up being my dad after all.55:52Only it was you, Yondu.55:59I had a pretty cool dad.56:04What I'm trying to say here is sometimes that thing you're56:11searching for your whole life, it's right there by your side56:16all along.56:18You don't even know it.56:22I'm afraid.56:32He did call you Twig.56:38Nebula.56:44I was a child like you.56:47I was concerned with staying alive until the next day, every day.56:51and I never considered what Thanos was doing to you.56:55I'm trying to make it right.56:57There are little girls like you across the universe56:59who are in danger.57:03You can stay with us and help them.57:06I will help them by killing Thanos.57:09I don't know if that's possible.57:21You will always be my sister You will always be my sister57:55Pete!58:17Captain found this for you in a junker's shop.58:19Said he'd come back to the bulb someday.58:21What is it?58:24It's called a Zune.58:26It's what everybody's listening to on Earth nowadays.58:28It's got 300 songs on it.58:30300 songs?58:37Wait.58:44Rock could grab the pieces and reassemble them.58:46I think Yondu would want you to have them.58:51Thanks, Captain.59:21It's not time to make a change.59:39Just relax, take it easy.59:43You're still young, that's your fault.59:47There's so much you have to know.59:49Find a girl, settle down59:53If you want, you can marry59:57Look at me60:00I am old but unhappy60:05I was once like you are now60:08They came60:10And I know that it's not easy to become60:14When you found something going on60:18What is it?60:19But take your time for the love60:22I sent word to yonder's old Ravager buddies60:23Told them what he did60:24With things of everything you've got60:26But you will still be in my own60:29funeral.60:30But your dreams may not60:41When I do he turns away60:44He didn't let us down after all, Captain.60:59No, he did not, sir.61:02He did not.61:05I know I have to go61:11Fear thee well, old friend.61:17Yondu, Doctor. I will see you in the stars.61:25He didn't chase him away.61:27No Even though he yelled at him I was always mean And he stole batteries he didn need61:44Well, of course not.61:46Oh, shit.61:53Oh.61:54It's not time to make a change.62:00Just sit down.62:02Take it slowly.62:04You're still young.62:06That's your fault.62:08There's so much you have to go through.62:11Find a girl.62:12It's just...62:13Settle down if you want some unspoken thing.62:27It's beautiful.62:31It is.62:34And so are you.62:38On the inside.62:43But it's them they know, not me.62:45Now there's a way.62:48And I know that I have to go away.62:52I know I have to go.