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0:00Prism, Michigan born and raised. Her power is weird. She weaponizes light rays or some shit. A lot of this stuff is a guess.0:08Why does she dress like a pop star?0:10She's actually super talented.0:18Hey team, this is your dispatcher, Robert Robertson. I am starting my first shift.0:25Oh my god.0:27Tell me that's not your real f-0:28You're real fustarding bitch!0:30You get me this sugar on your first day, come on!0:32Robertson, Robertson, Robertson, Robertson, Robertson.0:37I saw him in his underwear.0:39Who? Roberto, Roberto, Robertoson?0:42I saw him in his underwear.0:44He's packing much?0:46No, but he's got a lot of bruises.0:49Which I'm into.0:50Again, please, clear the channel.0:52I get it, your emo.0:53Shut the fuck up!0:55Let me remind you, these calls are fucking recorded for training fucking purposes.1:00So keep the fucking line clear before we send your stupid fucking asses back to whatever fucking cell we pulled your stupid fucking asses out of.1:07Aight?1:12So we getting this party started?1:14Yeah, what's this shit about? Let's go. Come on. I'm fucking wasting my time. Let's go.1:17Okay. As you know, by the end of today, one of you will be cut from the Z-Team.1:21This is bullshit.1:22Yeah, you said that already.1:23Call me from a job I didn't want in the first place.1:26Miss Blazer, maybe if you gave us a dispatcher who knew what they were doing,1:31you wouldn't have to throw no one out.1:32Hey, Nikki Mirage, I'm standing right here.1:35You can talk to me.1:36I wasn't talking to you, bitch.1:38Which weak-ass superhero team did you come from?1:40Fucking geek squad?1:41Doesn't matter where I'm from, Cardi C.1:44What matters is I'm here to figure out who stays and who goes.1:48Yeah, chill old lady, ha ha.1:49Let the man talk.1:51Okay, whoa, whoa.1:52You talking shit, you hipster motherfucker?1:54Over here looking like Mumford fucked all his sons.1:57That was funny, see? We're just busting balls.2:00Keep talking. You won't have your tiny inbred balls left to bust.2:04Ask next time, or there won't be a next time.2:08Don't that mean you butter knife bitch?2:10Okay, I'll make this quick.2:12And despite how common a-2:15Some bitch just cut me in line at the Utopia concert.2:24I been here for 12 fucking hours Utopia a hack I like her You basic fat bitch You got super hearing and you use it to listen to a girl who knows four chords and can write a song to save her life2:40Say what you want. It's catchy.2:43Unbelievable.2:49Hey, bangle boy!2:53More like Bengal Bitch!2:55A bitch boy!2:56Hey Bengal Bitch boy, fuck you!2:57Woo! Way to go!3:03Why are those assholes not being assholes?3:05Isn't this what you were going for?3:08Yeah, but I didn't think it would work. I don't get it.3:11So, this one keeps the comm line one-on-one,3:16this one connects to the whole team,3:19And this one goes out to the entire branch.3:23Fuck.3:25Good job.3:26Yeah, you got off light.3:27One dispatcher broadcasts the details of his botched circumcision.3:31HR Nightmare.3:33Did you mean all that?3:35You really think she has a shot?3:37All that stuff about fate sounded good, but...3:39I don't know if you were just saying what you thought she needed to hear.3:44Yeah, everyone has a shot.3:46People are who they choose to be.3:47If Invisigal wants this, she has to commit.3:50It's too easy to quit when you're not good at something.3:53It's a steep learning curve.4:02That was great.4:05This mission was textbook.4:07Genuinely, dude, I'm really happy for you.4:09It's third and seven in the UCT red zone,4:11and tensions have boiled over into a full-on fist fight.4:15Coop, can I buy your mask?4:17I got a date tonight at this masquerade thingy.4:19You may not.4:20See, this is why people think you're a bitch.4:22Hm.4:23You're braver than I thought.4:25Fine. Return it tomorrow morning, or I will cut out your tongue.4:30Say less, baby, I got you.4:36And that's lunch. Think fuck.4:38Ugh, great. I'mma drink my spicy water.4:47Maybe he's got an iron stomach.4:50Do we know anybody like that?4:52Super digestion?4:53The glutnator?4:54I don know That guy with like a thousand pounds Hey Robert did you recently lose like 700 pounds First off you either shit at math or you think I like 300 pounds I am not I go to the gym and I work hard5:07Secondly, what are you talking about?5:09There's a pool going around on which superhero you used to be.5:12Person who guesses right wins 936 dollars.5:15That's a real specific number.5:17And that specific number could be else.5:19Just one hint.5:22I mean we're friends, right?5:23Make your friends some money.5:26I'm double-jointed.5:27What's your other superpower?5:29Flipping your eyelids inside out?5:31I wish.5:32Love to be able to do that.5:33Oh, come on.5:34Don't be like that.5:36Sorry, you're just gonna have to earn your $936 in some other way.5:40What way could that be?5:42I'll let you know if I work it out.5:45Get it?5:46I'm explaining the joke.5:47What the fuck?5:48These reflexes.5:49Hey, beef, no.5:50Which heroes do we know that talk too much and have quick reflexes?5:54Clean this shit up.5:55Hey, losing all that weight don't make you better than us.5:58Yeah, chill out, Dad.6:01I never had a dad.6:02I know.6:03Fuck that's supposed to mean.6:05You told me one time you didn't have a dad.6:08Huh.6:10Two fancy whiskeys, please.6:12Make it three.6:13Four.6:14Make it five.6:16Five fancy whiskeys?6:17No.6:18Um, nine shitty whiskeys.6:20Good lad. We should have invited him earlier.6:22We thought he was a fucking knock.6:24Never said that. Said he reminded me of my ex and he's got buzzkill ass energy.6:29Earlier? How long have you been going out like this?6:32Since day one.6:33Don't act surprised. You were the bad guy until...6:36Wait, when did we decide you wasn't the bad guy?6:39Tuesday.6:43Cheers.6:47I...6:50Oh! Motherfucker!7:10She temporarily blinded me!7:12What do you mean temporarily?7:14Big blue blind forever!7:20He only punching dicks7:36You wash your hands after touching all them filthy nut sacks?7:41Tarty seems salty.7:49Both arms? Y'all are fucked up.7:52Weird thing is how easy it was.7:53This churro isn't as soft as his noodle arms.7:57Maybe give us a heads up next time you want to start a fight.7:59You're heroes now.8:01Heroes don't start fights.8:03You finish them.8:08Well, not many finish fights against the Red Ring.8:10Yeah, how do you have beef with them, Mr. Dispatcher?8:13Yeah, we know this Robert Guy is affluent.8:16Who are you? Really?8:18We have the chance to leave the past behind.8:20I don't care.8:21Not enough, man.8:22What's your problem?8:23I don't like not knowing things that might make me mad if I knew them.8:28It sucks.8:29Just let it go.8:30Janelle.8:31I'm...8:32Alice.8:51Chase, that's enough.8:53This is crazy!9:23I know you're fucking dangerous, what else do I need to know?9:29There.9:31Now I know you're a cow.9:32Oh my god!9:35Oh my god.9:36Fizzy, wait!9:40That was a nice overcourt.9:41That bitch sent his ass airborne.9:43How are you not dead?9:45That's a wrap.9:47Everybody out.9:48That's enough for tonight.9:50I'm sorry this turned into whatever just happened9:55Anyone who utters one word10:00about what happened tonight fucking answers to me got it doing something good10:10always helps when I'm feeling bad we're fortunate to have that opportunity10:16something10:30Damn, you weren't probably my thought.10:35What are y'all looking at?10:40You've got a little...10:42Oh, cheers, lad. Good looking out.10:47Hello, everyone. What's going on?10:49What's it look like?10:51This dumbass kicked that dumbass out the fucking door.10:55Okay, cool.10:56So, now that we got all of the details clear, why?11:00That's just a difference of opinion.11:03I got heated, got in Gollum's face.11:06He had every right to punt me through the wall.11:08Right. It's a door, and I doubt you were actually in his face.11:11More like ankle, which made him easier to kick.11:13What the fuck is going on?11:15We want her out.11:17We voted.11:19It was... nearly unanimous.11:22I abstained from voting, as I am neither human nor reformed villain.11:26Nor particularly interested in this conversation.11:30I only came in as I thought we were playing Magic the Gathering tonight.11:35I am hoping we still may.11:39Who wants her to stay?11:42Just me.11:44But the team is more important than any one of us, so...11:49I won't stand in the way.11:51You could have led with that.11:53We heard about the suspension bullshit.11:55It ain't enough, Robert.11:57Not for what she did.11:59To put everything we been building at risk and for what I like the bitch but she gotta go And by go we mean cut Just like you cut Sonar No one here wants to say it also her but that what it is You cut one of us already for far12:16less. And why? To send a message to set a standard? Well where's that talk now? No one here wants to12:25say it's also her, but that's what it is. You've caught one of us already for far less.12:31And why? To send a message to set a standard? Or where's that talk now?12:38Look, I probably don't say this enough, but I'm proud of all of you. How far you've come.12:49A few months ago, you wouldn't have been in a room like this discussing the needs of the12:53Z Team and if you did, there'd be a lot more than one broken door.13:04So I'm not putting all of that at risk for one person who can't keep up.13:10I've done my best to salvage things and work with her, but as you know, this isn't the13:14first time Invisigal has put us at risk.13:20But it'll be the last.13:25I'll let Blazer know of your decision.13:28And I'll let her know I support it.13:50Oh shit, is this it?14:03What you mean is this it?14:04But you know what time it is.14:06Sorry.14:06I didn't mean it like that.14:08Thanks for getting out of bed or whatever you were up to Yeah I think coming to fall asleep so I might be just a little Are you gonna finish your sentence big man Hmm Yeah Shit I thought I did14:22Look, we're shorthanded.14:23Fuck you!14:24We should have the rest of the team trickling in, so we'll have to make do for now.14:28Lucky for us, we got the best three heroes on the roster.14:30We all know you'd say the same shit about whoever was here.14:33If we all know, then there's no reason to point it out.14:35Look alive. We just got to hold it down to the Calvary arrives14:40Just so y'all know I don't know if I'm making memories15:58Wait16:05Laser always didn have a soft spot for helpless losers16:26Fuck off.16:45I'm going to make love to you now.17:15Oh, my God.17:45We fucked them in the face18:02Nice you too nice new look why what happened still look good, right?18:21You're like a French soccer players going through something18:24Stop