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0:00Obviously I love him. He's my dad.0:05Hmm.0:06What does that hmm mean? Just say what you want to say.0:10It's just, when you add obviously, it feels a little less obvious.0:15So, I'll ask again. How do you really feel about your father?0:20It's as if maybe it's a little more complicated than you feel comfortable admitting, which is completely understandable.0:26Look, he's gone.0:30That's a bit of an understatement.0:32How so?0:33Well, he's more than gone, because he's fucking dead.0:37That's the most gone you can be.0:39Just so sensitive.0:40Listen, if I didn't love him, we wouldn't be here, right?0:43We don't have to get into it.0:45Nope, we're in it now.0:47Why would I be trying to find the man who killed him if I didn't love him?0:50Why would I be doing any of this?0:53Ugh, shit.0:55My nose is bleeding.0:56Thought I was getting emotionally snotty.0:59No, it's probably from when I kicked you in the face.1:02Yeah, thanks for reminding me.1:04So, here's what's gonna happen.1:07I'm gonna hang you off the side of this building,1:09and you're gonna tell me where Shroud is,1:12or I'm going to drop you to your death.1:14Come on, I thought we were having a breakthrough.1:17Hey, we did.1:18You know, for being a real piece of shit,1:20you're pretty easy to talk to,1:22but the only breakthrough I need right now1:24is the location of Shroud.1:27I'm not telling you shit, you fucking loser!1:29See, this is more like how I thought this would be.1:32I hope Shroud kills you just like he killed your father.1:34I hope he fucking spanks your little daddy as you bitch ass to death, you hear me?1:37Ugh!1:38Are we outside?1:39Windy up here tonight, huh?1:41Why are we outside?1:42No telling where you live.1:44It smells like outside smells.1:45Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!1:47Wait wait wait wait!1:48Hey, I have neighbors.1:50Use your inside voice and just tell me where Shroud is.1:54Okay, okay.1:55Hey, uh, steel... steel mill. Llewellyn... Llewellyn Steelworks, okay?1:59Fuck!2:00You sure about that?2:01Yes, please! That's all I know!2:03Stop screaming, goddammit!2:04Help! Help!2:05Hey, hey, hey, I will pull you up if you quiet the fuck down.2:10Help!2:19Honestly, it was nice talking to someone about this stuff.2:23I guess what I saying is I really glad I kidnapped you tonight2:55I'm sorry.3:25I'm sorry.3:55Holy shit, he's here!4:55I sorry5:25videos do numbers. Maybe we can go viral.5:28Ooh, maybe we can go viral.5:32All this buildup face-to-face with your father's killer and you come in here with that lame5:37shit.5:38Ugh, where the fuck is Shroud?5:40He'll be here in a bit. Oh, hey! After our conversation, I asked him about your dad.5:45Fun little tidbit, he was very well hydrated. Turns out right after Shroud shot him in the5:51Your dad pissed his pants. Bet you didn't know that, huh?5:56So after that bullet tore through his insides, he still had enough time to know how absolutely fucked he was6:03and just pissed himself like a little bitch.6:05It was like so much piss.6:08Because your dad was wearing shorts, so just kept...6:11I get it.6:21Can we just skip to the part where you reveal your bullshit super power so we can fight for real?6:51So, what do you got left on them shields?6:57I said 40%, but Boss Man says you're down to 28.7:02And he is not wrong about these things.7:07Good news, buddy.7:09Trout says he just wants the Astral Pulse,7:11which we all know isn't really yours anyway.7:21System check calculate the damage per second hitting shields Then tell me how many seconds I need to divert Astral Pulse Energy to rocket resources7:3612.89 seconds of damage before critical.7:39Oh, hey.7:40Bossman says if you're planning on diverting pulse power to the boosters, it won't work.7:47This is a limited time offer, dude.7:50What's up?7:50You were so fucking talkative earlier.7:52I'm just the messenger here.7:55He says you're not calculating that shit stuck to your leg, dumbass.8:01Fuck it.8:10Hey, great! All going to play.8:13Now get out of there, babe.8:17Come on!8:22Oh, fuck!8:32Yeah!8:34Status.8:36Pulse status.8:37Stable.8:39Foreign device detected.8:52Warning. Warning. Warning.9:15...in cold blood.9:17But yet again, as hope was lost, a third generation of Mecha-Man emerged.9:22A Mecha-Man for the modern era.9:25A bulwark against organized crime in the greater Los Angeles area.9:29Until today.9:31Earlier today, Mecha-Man broke his silence and addressed the media.9:46There's been a lot of speculation about my health and the state of the Mecha-Man suit,9:50and I'm here to put that speculation to rest.9:54The suit has been damaged beyond my ability to repair,9:57so I will be stepping back from superhero work.10:00work effective immediately does this mean you're finished10:03can you repair your sims does this mean your career is over10:07one at a time please ashley ryaness san pedro daily do you have anything to say to your fans10:15the public outpouring the vigils a lot of them were worried you wouldn't wake up10:20i just want to say thank you for the support i hope to be worthy of it next question10:28Chris Stratton, Torrance Tribune. Does this mean you're retiring as Mecha Man? Word on the street is, you're donezo.10:36Are you a hundred years old? Why are you talking like that?10:39Answer the question, buddy boy. Are you retiring? My readers need the skinny, and I aim to deliver. Let's get it on the record.10:48I'm not looking to comment on that just yet. That's the only skinny I can give you.10:52All right, just one more, please. I gotta get back to, uh...10:57Just... just one more.10:59Preferably someone from the Century...11:01Charles Kingsley, South Bay Signal.11:04So, Shroud kills your father, goes to jail 15 years, breaks out, and immediately dupes you into a trap where he destroys the Mechaman suit and puts you in a coma for months.11:17I didn't hear a question.11:19Two-parter. First, why didn't Shroud kill you? You haven't been conscious for months. It'd be easy money taking you out.11:29Okay, Shroud wanted the Astral Pulse and Mecha-Man gone. He got both. I'm not sure I mattered much.11:36Right. You're unimportant. Which leads me to my next question. Most heroes avenge their family. You did the opposite. You killed their legacy. How disappointed would your dad be if he were here right now?11:53Your father. Your grandfather. They must be rolling over in their graves.11:58I think he'd be proud, because I'm alive.12:03Which, as you so sensitively pointed out, he isn't.12:08I think he knows that I sacrificed everything and that I did my best.12:13Being Mecha-Man, protecting my community, was the greatest honor I'll ever have.12:19Now I have to live knowing that.12:23Thank you for coming.12:28Up Up next is Mecha a Mecha12:39Yeah, I mean, it seemed like he'd be better if he died than be a Mecha-coward, you know?12:44What kind of example is he setting?12:46Stay tuned to find out.12:55Ah.13:03Hey, assholes.13:05Yeah, all you assholes.13:08I was fucking watching that.13:10Hey, who are you calling assholes, asshole?13:13I'll handle this idiot. Keep loading.13:15We're out of here in 30.13:17And who the fuck are you?13:19Yeah, you, go-go fucking hobo ranger.13:23Who the fuck are you?13:25Right now, I'm someone with nothing to lose, which is probably bad news for you.13:30Well, with nothing you have, you're about to lose again.13:33Whatever the case, I'm enough to deal with a pack of fucking Skittles idiots like you.13:39God damn it.13:41Look, you're hurt. You're not thinking straight.13:44You don't want to fight someone who knows which hand every punch is coming from.13:50Fuck!13:51Fuck!13:55What the...?14:11All good.14:27Phew. Hi, I'm Blomblazer. I work over at Superhero Dispatch Network.14:34Hey, hi, yeah. I know who you are. You're like, famous.14:40Oh, I don't know about that. I'm just a corporate hero for hire. You're the real deal. You're the famous one.14:51Right I don think infamous is the same as famous but Oh God you So how did you afford all that You must have spent hundreds of thousands of Millions So you understand when the check comes15:06You're serious?15:08Millions.15:09Yeah, I basically burned through my entire inheritance, keeping it going.15:13The last couple years have just been duct tape and sheer termination.15:19Why did you do it?15:21Do what?15:21sacrifice everything to be a superhero to the point of financial...15:26ruin?15:27I was gonna say hardship, but ruin was the first word that came to mind, yeah.15:32You must be completely broke at this point.15:37Honestly, it's the only thing I'm good at.15:39Now that's a sad sentence.15:42Come on, that can't be true.15:45I guess it could be true.15:48So, are you drunk yet or what?15:50Uh, yeah, yeah, I should probably be switching to water.15:55Bye.15:57Why are you really going to add to you don't remember me?16:01Wait, it's coming back to me.16:03Hold on.16:04Yeah, it's coming back to me.16:06Oh, wait.16:09You are a doctor, don't do shit.16:11Your deal is you walk up to people, look threatening, talk a big game, then don't do shit about it.16:16Also, you're not a real doctor, because you're a fucking idiot.16:20Shit. That is... damn.16:24You good?16:25Sorry, I choked on my spit.16:30Aww, mecha bitch.16:32I control the fire.16:34The fire?16:35And the flame.16:36And my skin does not burn.16:39I am Flambe.16:41And you-16:42Wait! Oh shit, I do remember you're that shitty villain I busted up.16:46Not anymore, mecha dick.16:48As I literally just said, I am Flopbe, a real superhero, and you are not like a man anymore.16:58So, you need to get the fuck out of here.17:01Now, we can do this the easy way.17:07Sorry, which way was that?17:09Hey!17:11No, Punch-up. You're literally fanning the flames right now.17:16Shit, yeah, you're right. Anybody got a rug?17:18You gotta drop and roll, lad!17:22That heat doesn burn Some people become scared before they even know they hurt Like babies17:38Hey! Mechadick! Get the fuck out of here!17:42I get it. Can you just tell Blazer I'm outside?17:47Out!17:48Relax. I'm leaving.17:52It's fine.17:55Do you remember a superhero named Trackstar?17:57Remember, of course. He's like family.18:00That I haven't talked to in a while, but what about him?18:04I work with him at SDN. He recommended you.18:07Mentioned that he worked with your father?18:09Yeah, he was the youngest member of the Brave Brigade, so...18:13He was kind of my babysitter for a while.18:16How's he doing?18:17He's doing great. He's... he's why I'm here.18:21Robert, I would like to make you an offer.18:25In exchange for dispatching and mentoring some of our rookie heroes, SDN can make you Mecha-Man again.18:32But this time with all the resources that a company as big as ours has at their disposal.18:37No more paying out of pocket for repairs.18:40Support staff. The whole shebang.18:43So this was like some sort of interview?18:46I was worried that you might be...18:48Crazy?18:49Unstable. Damaged. Unfit. Batshit. Ipshit. I don't know. Whatever you want to call it.18:55It's a big investment. It'll take considerable time and money to get the suit repaired and the missing pieces replaced.19:05Plenty of time to learn how to dispatch and level up some of the heroes on our roster.19:11Your experience, your work ethic, your perspective. It's all invaluable.19:18Share it, Robert. You have a lot left to give.19:21So when do we get started?19:25Wait, so you want me dispatching? What's that even mean?19:29Oh, right. I was supposed to test you at the bar. Here.19:33The drunk people shouldn't be throwing things at drunk people.19:37Noted.19:39Am I waiting or are you waiting? What's going on?19:42I was supposed to open up when I threw it to you.19:45Okay, there. Pop it on. This is part of the assessment.19:49And don't move too much in there. You're sitting on the edge of the billboard.19:55Well, looks like I'm great at this, so that's gonna be bad for your negotiating position.20:00Expect a lengthy...20:10Sorry I'm late.20:30The folks at SDN are the best in the business.20:35And we're striving to create a safer, stronger city every single day.20:38I met a nice lady.20:39The folks who live here have to deal with a lot.20:41She wants to help us out.20:43Potholes.20:44People with bad intentions and super strength.20:46And that's what SDN is here to help with.20:48We respond to emergencies.20:50We keep neighborhoods safe.20:54Too many people knowing you're Mecha-Man.20:56A lot of our dispatchers are former heroes, but it's better.20:59if you keep your identity a secret.21:01We've had incidents in the past.21:03Here.21:06I remembered you being bigger.21:09I was a little drunk.21:12Listen, it's gonna be great.21:13I've never felt silly wearing this.21:18Until now?21:19Yeah, I was trying to imply that with the silence.21:23It worked. Get dressed.21:24I have somebody I need you to meet.21:27Oh yeah, the name was my idea.21:29Just get your shirt on, dad bod.21:44Oh, bruh. I almost went in my pants.21:48Hey, you this Robert people talking about?21:51What's up, brother? My auntie named me Roy, but people call me Royd.21:54All right, good to meet you, brah.22:00Likewise.22:01Whatever, I no care.22:04That's...yeah.22:06Nokia is probably best.22:10Nice meeting you, Royd, even if it was while we were both holding our dicks.22:14Haha, you want funny bugger?22:17Mecha man.22:18Okay, so I was worried about you.22:23Okay so I was worried about your unwashed hand but now I worried that everyone here knows who I am Nah brother It Kapoor Need to know basis and Roy need to know I don want to come pick up your soup or fix them for the SDN Cool You gonna wash before you do that You here to whip these assholes into shape or what22:40That's the idea. Um, I'm sorry, do I know you? Why are you all tense? What? It's a hug, not a handjob.22:49Be that as it may, I'm still confused.22:52Oh, right. Because I'm old as shit.22:54How about this? This job your memory?22:56Trackstar?22:58Holy shit!23:00Yeah, you fucker. Why are you accepting hugs from old men you don't know?23:03Oh, and hey, they call me Chase around here, so keep it, you know.23:07Sure, right.23:08Yeah, Chase.23:09It's been what, 10, 15 years?23:11Has it really been that long?23:13Yeah, I reached out to this little pissant when his dad passed.23:16Then he got to ducking me like he owed me money.23:18I was in a weird place.23:20I understand, kid. It was tough on all of us, so I can't imagine what you went through.23:25Yeah, so what's up? You gonna tell me why you look like Black Einstein?23:31Sorry. I never noticed.23:35This is you. Pretty sparse, but feel free to decorate.23:38This computer's older than you look23:53Wait, so we're doing this I haven't even met the team yet. We did slideshow first of all that wasn't a slideshow24:00Look we like to start slow24:02Most people don't make it past the first dispatch and this is better for everybody's safety24:06What do you mean, safety?24:08You'll be fine. And this here is our little slice of the Southland.24:12Whenever there's a crisis in the area, we get a call and guess who answers?24:15Me.24:16Exactly. Now put your headset on and introduce yourself to these pricks.24:24Hey team, this is your dispatcher, Robert Robertson. I'm starting my first shift.24:33Tell me that's not your real fucking thing!24:35What's that a bitch you can be this sugar your first day come on24:39Can we clear the channel please there's a lot of overlapping on this24:57Again please clear the channel Fuck up Let me remind you these calls are fucking recorded for training fucking purposes25:07So keep the fucking line clear before we send your stupid fucking asses back to whatever fucking cell we pulled your stupid fucking asses out of.25:14Aight?25:19Here's some advice. You're right at home behind that desk because you're no hero.25:23You were a nerd playing a video game in a suit your daddy built.25:27Now you're a twitchy little bitch turtle without its shell.25:30A real hero puts their ass on the line.25:32A real hero can't just press a button to make their problems disappear.25:36This suit isn't what made me a superhero.25:38It was how I did my fucking job that made me Mecha Man.25:41Based on what I saw today, you wouldn't last a day as Mecha Man.25:44Cause there isn't a mech suit in the universe that'll keep you from being a selfish fucking asshole.25:53Feel bad.26:03Good.26:04Fuck you.26:12You gonna eat those twinks?26:14That's not what they're...26:16You know what?26:17Help yourself.26:23Look, Robert, you should be proud. The bar is very low with this group.26:27Well, it's not low for me.26:30Look, I like to make a joke and keep things light as much as the next person.26:34But when it comes to work, I'm not fucking around here.26:37If you want the Phoenix program to survive, the bar needs to go up.26:41And how would we do that?26:42By treating the Z team like what they are. A bunch of villains.26:45And leading a supervillain team takes a different approach than a superhero team.26:50I need to be around them.26:51I need them to see I'm all in and they need to match that energy.26:56Some tough love.26:57The only kind I know.26:58And based on what I've seen, the only version they'll respond to.27:02I'm not saying everyone will make it.27:04They won't.27:05I'm not saying it won't get spicy.27:07It will.27:08But when it does, I also need you to trust me to handle it.27:11I don't want you stepping in.27:12They need to respect me, even if I don't have powers.27:16It just feels like you could be a little gentler with it.27:19It is, you know, my whole fucking life.27:21Every time I walk in this place, I get sad.27:24That don happen to you No one ever tell you that Or no one never come over to tell you that yeah well I been focused on being Mecha man it was kind of a full thing right and you only got time for27:38by the bubblegum chair this the type of apartment you see when the detective27:46kicked the door in you know shine the flashlight serial killer shit all right27:50I get it. Can we focus on...27:52Where the astral pulse at?27:53Lost in the blast while I was flying.27:55No clue where it landed.27:57I spent a couple weeks after it happened trying to track it down.28:00It powered the whole suit.28:01Yeah, it's the only piece of the suit my dad didn't have schematics for.28:05Is that going to be a problem?28:07Ah, mine now. We figure them out.28:10Maybe we go for lighter metals this time, huh?28:15You know, I actually met your dad one time.28:17Long time ago.28:18First time I come mainland.28:19He'll catch me trying to steal stuff from Radio Shack.28:22Then we talk tech stuff for like a whole hour.28:25Then he'll take me to jail.28:27That's how I ended up in a Phoenix program.28:29That's longer than any conversation I ever had with him.28:34Bummas.28:37Guess when you're building Astropulses,28:39there's not much time for talking to your son.28:42Not so sure about that.28:44I don't understand.28:45You see, there's gearheads, then there's science nerds.28:47One kind garage, the other kind lab, you know.28:51Your father won't go gearhead, but I just can't see how he'll make something like the pulse.28:56He no science nerd.28:57How would you know this from talking to him once?29:00Because I'm both.29:02True. I'm the one gonna fix your suit.29:14That one, over there, that's your father's suit.29:17We gonna make this one the robber soon.29:24This is incredible, Royd.29:33I hope you like it, brother.29:36Royd, I don't know what to say.29:39Thank you is what I need to say.29:41This... this is unreal.29:43We make the man mecha again.29:47I'm sorry.30:00I would literally let everyone here melt in eternal hell, including you, before anything happens to this dog.30:07What's your name, little guy?30:10My name's Beef, and I'm naked.30:12Oh, no, I refuse to believe that's what he sounds like.30:16Robert, you got a sec?30:17Sure, yeah.30:18Yeah.30:26I'd normally say cut her, but the way things are going, I'd cut the whole damn team. You need a reset, Robbie.30:32All Z team back to base and in the conference room in 20 minutes.30:48Anyone else think this is a waste of time?30:52Yeah, I know.30:53What are we doing?30:54I'd rather be somewhere else.30:56I had a thousand better things to do.30:58There is so many better things to do.31:00I was about to hit the gym to give Teresa's six more days of a workout.31:05Can everybody take a seat so we can get started?31:07I'm missing it because of this burn and sheers.31:09Hey, can I get your attention, please? I would like to get started so...31:12Oh, looks like this motherfucker got the power to fly.31:17Oh! Bobby boy! What are you going at?31:20Oh, yeah!31:21Spurs you right!31:22Hey.31:27I understand you're big, but you need to be considerate of the people around you.31:31You in trouble!31:33Have a seat.31:39I'll sit on the floor.31:42Suit yourself.31:42What's going on?31:48Oh, I offered him a seat.32:01So we getting this party started?32:03Yeah, what's this shit about? Let's go. Come on.32:05Fucking wasted my time. Let's go.32:06Okay. As you know, by the end of today, one of you will be cut from the Z team.32:09This is bullshit.32:11Yeah, you said that already.32:12Call me from a job I didn't want in the first place.32:15Miss Blazer, maybe if you gave us a dispatcher who knew what they were doing,32:19you wouldn't have to throw no one out.32:21Hey, Nikki Mirage, I'm standing right here.32:23You can talk to me.32:25I wasn talking to you bitch Which weak superhero team did you come from Fucking geek Squad Doesn matter where I from Cardi C What matters is I here to figure out who stays and who goes32:36Most people will look around this room and see a bunch of villains.32:41Not even the super kind, just plain ass, run-in-the-mill, vanilla fucking villains.32:46But that's not what I see.32:49Because lucky for you, I'm not most people.32:52When I look around this room, what I see is...32:58Potential.32:59Go there in the end.33:00Unfortunately for you, it's a curse.33:03Because there isn't a thing in the universe that goes more wasted than potential.33:07And despite how common it is, no one seems to forget.33:11It's what they whisper when you leave the room.33:13Oh, so-and-so had so much potential.33:16It follows you forever.33:18I'm here to help you lift the curse of potential by getting you to fucking do something with it.33:28You're all part of the Phoenix program.33:30Any of you know what a Phoenix is?33:32Ooh, a city in Arizona.33:34Yeah, the sweat-lating ballsack of America.33:36Nah, Florida's the dick. Then Louisiana's gotta be the ballsack.33:39Just, you know, position.33:40The Phoenix, according to legend, is a beautiful bird of prey that was so tired of its immortality,33:46immortality it tricked the sun god into dropping a spark on its nest to set it ablaze burning it to33:52shit but instead of dying the phoenix emerged from ash reborn all of you in this room are phoenixes34:04and it's obvious what that means but for you dumb ones i'll spell it out the phoenix symbolizes34:11Redemption.34:13It's what you're here for.34:15It's what connects everyone in this room.34:17To burn up who you were to become who you were meant to be.34:22Great.34:24Then you know we're cutting someone and you, Miss Hot Topic Sale, are at the bottom of the leaderboards.34:30Have a better second shift.34:32Fuck, I need this job.34:34What for a kumpe?34:35You've already been a hero, okay?34:37You have no idea what I'm dealing with.34:39Oh, get out of here.34:40At least you were born with powers. I don't have shit. So according to your dumbass theory. I should be an accountant34:49You aren't far off34:54From being a hero before and they won keep me from being a hero again I flying blind here I can see anything35:06Great. Give me a second to tap into this.35:09That wasn't so hard, was it?35:11He's heading your way.35:22Invisigal, I got a plan.35:25I'm going to go.35:55No, no, I don't regret it. I know that for sure.36:14Oh, that was a great prank. Oh, my God. Oh, we pulled the best pranks. He had no idea what a dummy.36:21She was tight with sonar. Never understood why.36:33Protopulse test 7. Pilot ready. We good up there?36:38You can talk. I can hear you.36:40Oh, we good. All you, Mecha-Man.36:49System power.36:51Simple locomotion36:57Complex locomotion37:04Levels are stable37:06We on to something, bro37:07This is it37:09This is gonna be it37:11In the super-duper heavyweight division37:17The Mecha-Man37:19And the crowd goes mild.37:26Oh Oh Alright37:43Protopulse test 7.37:45Failure.37:47No worries. We'll get there.37:55What was the shootout?38:03Parking lot.38:04Didn't think taking a desk job would have me bleeding this often.38:11What are you doing here?38:13I had a dream last night that we were fucking.38:16Usually I don't remember my dreams, but this one was pretty vivid.38:22How did I do?38:23I didn't finish.38:25Not what I asked.38:27Or talking about me.38:31So this is why you've been acting so weird all day.38:35I'm doing that thing where I imagine being with someone, you know?38:38See how it feels, how it looks.38:40You know, like trying on a dress.38:43You were there.38:45I could have been.38:47I could be anywhere.38:48And you chose to be here.38:56Sorry. I tried not to... I tried not to do that.39:01Don't worry about it, water boy.39:02The sound.39:03Bathrooms are for shitting after your first coffee and picking shrapnel out of your chest.39:08Not for whatever this is.39:11You ruined this for me!39:13It's... I know. I know.39:17My apologies.39:18I'm scared.39:48How am I being a bully?39:52In fact...39:53Fuck!39:55Ha ha ha ha.39:57Ha ha ha.40:00If it's in my hair, I'm going to fucking kill you.40:05Well, I got bad news for you.40:09Hey, Robert, could you...40:11Oh. You have stuff on your face.40:14What happened here?40:15I don't want to be a snitch, but Flambe accidentally made a mess.40:30Hello, Robert.40:34A moment of your time.40:36How do you move so quiet?40:38I float.40:39If it would make you more comfortable, I could remove my clothes as well.40:43It would not.40:45Look, if this is about picking you for Z-Team wasn't even a hard decision.40:51No need.40:53You're a legend.40:55You should be out doing good.40:57But to do good, you need to be doing good. That's what a human person would say.41:02Yeah. I'm sure some human person would say that. Yeah.41:08My hug of gratitude seems to have reopened your chest wounds.41:12Ugh. It's fine.41:14Ugh.41:23Not only did you cut one of their dumb shit criminal buddies, you're also forcing them to work with...41:28One of the greatest heroes of all time?41:30I was gonna say sad sack son of a bitch, but yeah, let's go with yours.41:34Yeah, let's go with mine.41:37Hey, kid. Love you.41:40Mmm, love you too, Ong.41:42Don't fuck this up.41:44I'm sorry.42:14Hey Mom Hey honey42:55I'm sorry.43:32You're disappointed.43:34Uh, are you kidding?43:36I can't tell if...43:37Are you joking or am I joking?43:38It's a big difference.43:40You're what?43:41What, two inches shorter?43:42And a brunette, come on, it's...43:43Okay, maybe if I wasn't called blonde blazer, I wouldn't be so self-conscious about it.43:49People have expectations, and they never meet me first.43:52It's always the superhero.43:55It's hard to live up to.43:58Why do you care what I think?44:00Because I like you.44:02And I think you like me.44:04I just wanted to hear you say it.44:07Okay, maybe if I wasn't called Blonde Blazer, I wouldn't be so self-conscious about it.44:12People have expectations, and they never meet me first.44:16It's always the superhero.44:18It's hard to live up to.44:25Was that less of a mistake than the first one?44:46A little bit.44:48I'll take a little bit.44:49Hey I Mandy Robert It really nice to meet you Mandy Likewise Would you like to have dinner with me Robert I would love that45:10Whoa. You fancy.45:13Well, it's all Michelin stars when you're on a date with me.45:16Oh, so this is a date.45:19If...45:25That's everybody. All clear.45:47It's not worth it.46:17Damage is done.46:24All I want is a conversation.46:30No need to do any more.46:47Oh, no, no, no.47:17I going to die47:56yourself thinking you're a hero. Man, I am so fucking strong. Thank you for being my babysitter.48:03I will be more careful next time. Fuck off. Wait, that was genuine?48:12No more hero stuff without supervision. You can't get injured,48:16because we need you behind that desk to help real heroes.48:19Actually, speaking of injuries, remind me, who burned off your eyebrows again?48:24I assume it happens all the time given your, you know, your fire shit, so...48:29I got into a fight with an actual, real, actual hero, and I assure you, he's regretting his decision to tangle with me.48:38I imagine he's regretting a lot of his decisions.48:42That's fucking right. And you, it's time for you to accept that you don't got it anymore.48:48And pretending you still do is bombing people the fuck out.48:51Now, get your flat ass off my bench.49:14One hint.49:16I mean my friends, right?49:17Make your friends some money.49:19I'm double-jointed.49:21What's your other superpower? Flipping your eyelids inside out?49:24I wish. Love to be able to do that.49:27Oh, come on. Don't be like that.49:29Sorry, you're just gonna have to earn your 936 dollars in some other way.49:34What way could that be? I'll let you know if I work it out. Get it?49:48Heard the team scuffling with the red ring.49:51They run half the crime in the county. We were bound to bother them at some point.49:55Watch yourself. You poke the hive, you're gonna have to buck the queen.49:58That's not how bees work.50:00You know what I mean?50:01I don't, actually. No one's trying to fuck Shroud.50:04But if we kill the Queen, we rot the Hive.50:08You would do that? Kill Shroud?50:11Because you might get the chance.50:13And you don't want to go in there having to think about it.50:16You gotta know.50:19Shroud killed him, Chase. There's only one thing I can do.50:22You know that's not true. I'm not sure your dad would want it that way.50:26You're not sure? Should we ask him?50:30Point taken.50:35Mecha-man's coming back to life one patch at a time.50:38One patch at a time?50:39I mean, Royd's doing most of the work, though, right?50:42So much.50:43He's probably gonna redo all this shit.50:48Everyone thinks I'm a narc.50:50They can still smell the hero on you.50:53You're the enemy.50:54I bought them drinks. What else do they want?50:56You can buy them drinks.50:58You can make sure they don't get fired.51:00You can line them up and blow them one by one,51:02but they're still gonna think you might be the hero that fucked up their life.51:06People don't think about much when I blow them.51:10But I hear what you're saying.51:12I'd argue they fucked up their own lives being criminals.51:15See that snark shit.51:16Just tell them who you are.51:18What are the odds that you busted any of them anyway?51:24Oh.51:28It takes a 30-minute break to the end.51:37Yeah.51:58You're heroes now.52:20Heroes don't start fights.52:22You finish them.52:23Well not many finish fights against the Red Ring You heroes now Heroes don start fights You finish them52:35Oh!52:37Well, not many finish fights against the Red Ring.52:41Yeah, how do you have beef with them, Mr. Dispatcher?52:43Yeah, we know this Robert Guy is affront.52:45Who are you?52:47Really?52:49It's a rare thing in life.52:51You know, a fresh start.52:53our clean slate. You all know. Every room you walk into, your reputation proceeds. I walked53:02into SDN and suddenly I was...me. It was just me. We have the chance to leave the past behind.53:10I don't care who you were five years ago, two months ago, yesterday. I care about who you53:17right now and right now I'm Robert are you all buying this bullshit he's scared53:27it's a mind game a freaking tactic who are you I just told you you're the53:34heroes now I'm the guy behind the desk53:47You wanna get tacos after a fight?53:48Yes, this is so nice.53:50Yeah, you got good bonding and stuff, and good decompress.53:53Ah, you know, have you noticed it's been cold lately?54:15Everybody I I appreciate you coming to see this your support means a lot54:19Can't believe you actually hung out with those fuckers you jealous old man of what let me guess you get into a bar fight54:25I'm right right. That's what criminals do it bar. They ruin everybody fun back54:30You're gonna make me stand next to a criminal you could at least hurry this shit up54:36You the only one here that's full of shit. Yeah, you missed a good night. We had some drinks there was karaoke54:51Engaging protopulse now54:55Ready for launch Roger that55:25Not bad, right?55:35Looks better than the original.55:37The smoke is a little overkill.55:39I thought the same too, but I think the purple is a nice touch.55:43What smoke?55:46Shut it down!55:55Help him, Roy!55:59Let's get him out!56:00Shit!56:22Get him out!56:25Oh, my God.56:55Welcome back.57:09How long was I up?57:12About 14, 15 hours, I think.57:15You okay, Ruin?57:17Why do you look worse than me?57:21It's over, brother.57:22I cannot recreate the astral pulse Too much power Too small a size No pulse mean I can make the man Mecca57:37I'm not good enough, bro.57:39Fail you, I fail everybody.57:42Almost bring down the whole team.57:44Almost get you, almost get everybody blowed up.57:49Alright, look, if you need to take a break,57:51take a break.57:53We can pick it back up.57:56No vacation is gonna fix this, brother.58:02Royd.58:06You did your best.58:08I can't ask for anything else.58:19I heard that big bastard crying in the back.58:23I heard that big bastard crying in the bathroom.58:30Makes it hard to shit when somebody's doing that next to you, you know?58:33Pretty distracting.58:34Yeah.58:36Everyone else okay?58:38And Vizzy go?58:39Fine.58:40One thing she's good at is disappearing when people get hurt.58:44What's your deal with her?58:46You give everyone shit, but it always seems extra with Vizzy.58:53I mean, you know, it feels like for the first time in a long time I can see a life without59:18Mecha-men, which I'm sure you would appreciate.59:24It's been nice that we get to spend more time together, right?59:28Teaching people to be heroes, guiding them.59:31It's not nothing, but I don't think I can sit on the sidelines.59:38I worked hard to get good at being Mecha-men.59:42I don't know that I want to just walk away from that.59:48Just when I feel like I got a handle on it, got it figured out, I think about Chase and my dad and Shroud, then I get along.60:00Fucked up, you know what I'm saying beef. You know what I mean60:08Yeah, exactly see this is why I appreciate her talks60:12Are you decent?60:28Definitely a house that needs some warmth.60:29Yeah, I told him that the last time I came, somehow looked worse.60:33I am in my underwear.60:36I can see you. I was joking when I asked if you're decent.60:39I know. I just need you to know that I know how I look right now.60:44All right, that rubs out, by the way. You just have to put a little muscle into it.60:47Do you know why you want to hang this?60:49Why are you holding a lamp?60:51I think he's only considered where he'd hang himself. That corner seems fine.60:55It's a housewarming gift for your housewarming party, Robert.60:59I told people to bring a lamp or something.61:00Wait, wait. People? More people are coming here to my home.61:05Look, I'm not really in a party mood right now.61:07Not what it looks like to me with your tighty-whities.61:10Okay, she just touched my-61:12This is your family photo area?61:14Kinda morbid.61:16Which I'm kinda into.61:20Is that my work computer?61:22I'm not sure what you're doing.61:52always in you is what makes us different from a thief like her.61:56Oh, come on. You've stolen things too.62:06Invisigal, stop!62:08Shroud, behind you!62:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!62:18Hey, Vizzy, stay calm. Your inhaler is...62:21few feet in front of you okay You gotta get to it Oh no Hey Vizzy he just gonna keep fucking with you but you don give up okay62:42Vizzy!62:47Vizzy, you gotta fight. Please.62:50Vizzy, hey, listen to me. You get up.62:53Get up!62:58Keep up.63:00No!63:13Okay, yeah, you're ready.63:23Okay.63:39Oh, fuck.63:41Where's my keys?63:43Where's my fucking keys?63:45Hey, wake up.63:47No.63:49No, no, fucking do this, please.63:52Please.63:53Please. Please.63:57I'm too old to be crying.64:02Fuck off. No, you're not. I cry all the time.64:07Really? When?64:09When I was your age, I cried for weeks when the Raiders left L.A.64:14Yeah, that's totally the fucking same as my dad never being home.64:19Whoa, motherfucker. Language.64:20And it was the same.64:24My pops had season tickets growing up.64:26Seats sucked, but I just like being there with them.64:29So, yeah, when they moved, I was crying like a little bitch, too.64:34Are you saying I'm crying like a bitch?64:37Yes, bitch. That's exactly what I'm saying.64:40What do you want from the store?64:41Your dad gave me 100, and I gotta break the shit anyway.64:44He pays you?64:45To be around your crying bitch ass?64:48Fuck yeah, he pays me.64:50Now, come on, whatever you want.64:53Just make it less than because I not trying to go broke every time you get lonely Can I Get a beer I 20 I can fucking buy beer you said anything or65:08Are you gonna let me down, too? I know you're a kid and you're sad and shit, but you fucking suck, okay?65:15You understand what I'm saying? I65:17Do don't drink the shit in front of your dad never I swear65:21No shit, kid. I was joking. Keep up.65:40There, bitch. You happy now?65:44Dang, how'd you get it?65:47I stole it, dumbass.65:51Whoa, what the fuck?65:55This is disgusting.65:57Exactly.65:58I knew that would happen, and that's why you shouldn't drink that shit.66:01Here, I got you your favorite.66:10I didn't realize you two were that close.66:13That it went back that far.66:21He was like a big brother to me.66:27I didn't appreciate it enough.66:30I'm sorry.66:31Chase had only babysit nights when Dad had to deal with something big.66:36Working late, he called him.66:39It was fine being alone, but I'd still ask to have him wash me66:43because I could guilt-trip him into buying me shut.66:48He never said no.66:49I made him run a lot back then.66:56Right.66:57So maybe one less door run for bitch-ass Robert and he wouldn't be stuck in here.67:03That's what you're saying, right?67:05I mean, it was, but now that you put it like that...67:11Hey, the only person that put Chase here...67:15Pending the investigation, Invisigal suspended.67:19Obviously.67:19but I think you should consider cutting her from the team.67:26I not saying you should I just saying you should consider it It 100 your call Can I get back to you67:36I really don't want to think about it right now.67:39Of course.67:40Yeah.67:41It's just...67:43I can't help but think that we've already cut a hero for far less.67:47We had to send a message.67:49That's kind of my point.67:52Ugh.67:52Just gets better and better.68:02Vending machine?68:06Whatever I want.68:11He's so fucking proud of the man you've become.68:13He told me that.68:22I'm sorry.68:52Hey, so you've all probably heard some version of what happened.69:00Let's get to it.69:01Main takeaways are that Invisigal has been suspended,69:05so we're a person down the shift,69:07and that Chase is in the infirmary.69:10And he's in pretty rough shape.69:14Despite his disposition, he really likes you all.69:20Just don't tell him I told you that.69:24I've found doing something good always helps when I'm feeling bad.69:30We're fortunate to have that opportunity.69:33Something Chase never took for granted.69:38So, let's get to work.69:50I'm going to go to the next one.70:00I mean, I hope they all die.70:12I'm serious.70:14Any dumbass walking into a trap that fucking stupid should have the plug pulled right now.70:19Pillows over faces.70:21Oh, man, have you seen what the poison does to their faces?70:24They get all red and puffy.70:28Goddamn.70:29Alright. Somebody's a little fucking patient.70:32I'm sorry. It's my fault.70:35I've been distracting you.70:37Get me another drink.70:39They smashed mine.70:41Sure. You alright?70:43You seem... perturbed.70:49Ah, fuck. I know...70:52Goddamn.70:54Alright. Somebody's a little fucking patient.70:57I'm sorry. It's my fault. I've been distracting you.71:02Could you two do me a favor and shut the fuck up?71:06You got a problem?71:13Ah, fuck. I know what's going on.71:16Kid probably lost someone there.71:18That's why he's been staring at that shit all night.71:21Get him a drink on me.71:27Ah, this one's on me.71:53Oh, oh my.71:57Trackstar. That guy sucks. I was fast, but now I'm old. Get fucked.72:15Cheers, fellas, to the fucking dream. To five minutes with the tightest ass in all of L.A. County.72:21Can you motorboat an ass Probably not right End up blowing air right up her butt hole What up72:35You don't like asses?72:45I don't know as far as I was going to take it, but good on you, kid.72:49Let me replace that drink.72:55I respect her.73:10Blazer.73:12Real fucking superhero.73:15I know her in a villain bar, but I have some class, you know.73:17If you're gonna blow some fucker's brains out,73:24onslaught mats are a must.73:28Need some for the hideout.73:31Feels silly calling it a hideout.73:37Can you take care of him for me?73:39Obviously you two don't need an introduction.73:43I've been waiting for this.73:47You, your dad, Chase, your little team of turncoats.74:00You think you can beat the bad by being good, but there's no solving human nature.74:08You can't stop evil.74:11All you can do is control it.74:17This isn't working.74:25I thought you wanted revenge.74:29This was your father's gun.74:33Kept it in his locker.74:34Fully loaded.74:36Six shots.74:37He couldn't have predicted I'd use it to kill him.74:41The first bullet grazed his shoulder.74:43I hadn't adjusted to the adrenaline spike.74:45The second hit his upper chest.74:47the third burst his heart.74:50He was lying on the floor,74:52eyes full of fear,74:53when I put the fourth through his face.74:55Bit of a waste to put the fifth through that idiot skull but I wanted to make sure it worked after all these years Your father was the last person to touch this bullet75:08And now, there's a 16.5% chance it touches you next.75:13Your invisible girlfriend stole my astral pulse to give it to you.75:19Where the fuck is it?75:21Mega Man heroes are the past.75:27With the pulse, I'll control this city and restore balance.75:32I'll bring order to chaos.75:35I'll kill you.75:36That's cute.75:41This is why I hate luck.75:44Runs out.75:45If I had it wide, I'd let you string me up like a fucking pinata.75:54She didn't get the pulse.76:01You actually believe that?76:04Show him.76:10Invisibitch has the pulse.76:12That I know.76:15What I don't know is why she didn't give it to you.76:21She played you too.76:24Here I am thinking she's working with you, but she's fucking us both.76:29She didn't take it for you.76:33She took it for herself.76:40It's okay.76:42She fooled me too.76:45You're probably right.76:58Just need to sit here for like a few weeks, then I'll be right as rain.77:05Take your time. I don't know how you're conscious.77:08See, when the pain's constant, it's easier to get used to.77:16That goes for physical and emotional.77:34Ow I sorry77:55I'm sorry.78:25Oh, this is the Pringham package.78:33Roy, you really outdid yourself.78:36The man is Mecha again.78:38Just not riding a bike, eh?78:55I'm not sure what you're doing.79:25Well, that is a surprise.79:27Please, Elliot, put him down.79:30Oh, this fat fuck.79:32Like this.79:38Why is everyone so tense?79:41Don't worry.79:42I'm not gonna drop him.79:44Because track blonde, if they're just swooping and catching him anyway.79:48So yeah, no.79:50If I'm killing this dog, I'm gonna be sure he dies.79:54Know this. If you hurt him, you will die.79:58Ha ha ha.80:00No shit.80:04So, why don't you, and only you, Robert,80:09fly your father's suit up here80:11and give me my fucking astral balls?80:16Oh, and if the rest of you could surrender,80:19that'd be helpful.80:30Come on out. Don't be shy.80:47There he is. So predictable.80:51I knew this little sloppy guy is your weakness.80:56I knew you'd have feelings for Blazer, who I prefer as a blonde, but to each their own.81:03I knew you'd take, what is it you call her? Invisigal.81:08That you'd take Invisigal under your wing, teach her the ways, extra credit.81:15That's why we planted her here.81:21Yeah, she works for us too.81:24She gets two paychecks for the same job Look at her Aww she embarrassed So all that to say there isn a thing you can do that I haven modeled out81:38And once I have the pulse, I won't need to predict. I'll just know.81:44So don't fuck around, Robert. Not right now.81:48Same time, I just want a fair exchange.81:57Just don't be an idiot and try to give me the shitty prototype.82:01I'm a bad person, but I'm a man of my word.82:05Give me my pulse, and no harm will come to your stupid dog.82:10You all hear that?82:11I've been through all the game theory on this moment a thousand times.82:20I'm not steps ahead. I'm miles.82:23So, don't fucking test me.82:41I knew you'd do this.82:43Put the real one in my hand or swear to God I will.82:45Okay. Okay.82:48I'm sorry.83:00Don be mad You lost It happens Sorry kid83:06We both lose.83:26I guess I can still be surprised.83:56Please.84:26Huh Huh Uh Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh84:56Just trying to figure that out.85:05I think you might need to go.85:08I need to take this young man if you don't mind.85:11By all means.85:15That's new.85:16Yeah, I owe you when I told you so about Vizzy.85:18But instead, I'm just going to try to make you throw up.85:21Wait, what?85:26Okay, yeah, let me get a picture85:38Okay, stop. Wait, are we taking a picture?85:44Are we taking a picture?85:46Yeah, thanks.85:51Hey, are you taking a picture? What's happening?85:53Okay, that's enough.85:55Let's be careful with your discussion.85:56Careful everybody.85:58Whoa, whoa, whoa.85:59Okay, instantly painful, actually.