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0:00There were these boys in our grade who were not kind to...0:04Look, I need you to beat them up, TG.0:07Like, it just needs to happen.0:09Why should I?0:11See, like, I told you he wouldn't care.0:13This is literally, like, the worst day of my life,0:16and he'll probably call me Uges, too.0:20Did you just say Uges?0:22Yeah.0:22Yeah.0:28UGIS is the worst thing you can be called.0:30The list of UGISs past, they're all heinous dogs.0:33There's a list?0:35Look, I'm not gonna beat up a seventh grader,0:37but I can teach you some words.0:39Um, what do they look like?0:41Um, well, like, um,0:45Brant, he, like, has his, like, chestnut silky hair,0:50and it's like he has brown honeydew eyes.0:53No, what are his bad features?0:56Oh.0:58Um, I think he's like...1:00He's like short.1:02Mm-hmm. That's true. Yeah, that's good.1:04Is that good? Mm-hmm.1:05And like, um, Stacy Davies told me that she gave him a handy1:08when his dad was sick to help make him feel better1:10and she said he's not circumcised,1:12and it looks like an aardvark.1:14That's what she said.1:15Okay, for sure you're gonna wanna bring up that aardvark dick.1:18Okay.1:19Okay, this is what you're gonna say.1:21Okay.1:22Hey, you porcupine midget piece of shit.1:24I wouldn't touch that art bar dick with a 10 foot pole.1:27So suck it, bitch.1:34You got it?1:37That was great.1:38Okay, all right.1:39Don't.1:40Come on.1:41Come on.1:44Great You getting out soon Oh you trying to get out a suit You had a suit Yeah You guys You guys After school I going to bitch out Brant and Dustin1:57Imagine.1:58She's going to get her butt kicked.2:09You can do this.2:11I'll let anyone stop you from your dreams.2:29What's up?2:30What's up?2:34You're a midget.2:36What are you doing?2:38Midget.2:41Midget?2:42You midget?2:43Aardvark?2:43You got an aardvark?2:45You got an aardvark.2:46I...2:47I have a dog.2:48Do I have a dog?2:49You're a piece of shit.2:50Yeah, you're a piece of shit.2:51Oh, damn, are you going to take that?2:53Midget piece of shit?2:55What?2:58Come on, come on, fight.3:00Yeah, yeah.3:01Midget piece of shit, yeah!3:04You're going to take that?3:05You're going to take that.3:06You're going to take that.3:07What?3:08You're a midget piece of shit?3:10And you got an arm fart dick and that's why your dad died?3:14Oh, yes!3:16Yes!3:16Yes!3:18Go!3:19Go!3:19Oh!3:20Oh!