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0:00Mmm.0:02Mmm.0:04Ow.0:06Ah.0:08Yum, yum, yum.0:10Yum, yum, yum.0:12Yum.0:14You're making weird faces again.0:16No, I'm not.0:18You make weird faces, honey.0:20Do you have to read at the table?0:22Uh-huh. Yeah.0:24Smaller bites, Dash. Yikes.0:26Bob, could you help the carnivore cut his meat?0:28help the carnivore cut his meat.0:31Dash, you have something you want to tell your father about school?0:34Uh, um, well,0:36I sacked a frog. Dash got sent to the office again.0:39Good, good. No, Bob, that's bad.0:42What? Dash got sent0:44to the office again. What? What for?0:46Nothing. He put a tack on the teacher's chair0:48during class. Nobody saw me.0:51You could barely see it on a tape.0:53It caught you on tape and you still got away with it?0:55Whoa! You must have been booking. How fast do you think you were going?0:58We are not encouraging this.1:00I'm not encouraging. I'm just asking how fast...1:02Honey!1:06Right. First a car, now I gotta pay to fix the tape.1:09The car? What happened to the car?1:13Here. I'm getting a new plate.1:14One, two, two...1:16So, how about you, Vi? How was school?1:18Nothing to report.1:20You've hardly touched your food.1:21I'm not hungry for meatloaf.1:23Well, it is leftover night.1:25We have steak, pasta.1:27What are you hungry for?1:28Tony Ridinger.1:30Shut up.1:31Well, you are.1:32You said shut up, you little insect.1:34Well, she is.1:35Do not shout at the table.1:37Honey?1:37Kids, listen to your mother.1:41She eat if we were having Tony loaf That it Hey hey hey Stop it Stop it Stop it You You gonna be choked Stop coming in the house No no no no You sit down1:53No!1:54Hey!1:55No force fields!1:56You started it.1:57You sit down!1:58You sit down!1:59Violet!2:00Ow!2:01Ow!2:02Help!2:03I'll send you the tip bone here.2:08Simon J. Paladino, long-time advocate of superhero rights.2:12is missing.2:15Gaser beam.2:16Bob, it's time to engage!2:19Do something!2:20Don't just stand there!2:21I need you to intervene!2:23You want me to intervene?2:24Okay, I'm intervening!2:26I'm intervening!2:27Let go of your brother!2:30Hello?2:32Get the door!2:34Hey, Lucius!2:36Hey, Speedo!2:36Hey, Helen, Bob, Jack-Jack.2:38I sub you to drop by.2:40Ha!2:40Never heard that one before.2:42Hello, Lucius.2:44Oh!2:49Oh, you might get one of the chatters.2:51I'll be back later.2:53Hey, where are you two going?2:54It's Wednesday.2:55Oh, bowling night.2:57Say hello to honey for me, Lucius.2:58Well, we'll do.2:59Good night, Alan.3:00Good night, kids.3:04Don't think you've avoided talking about your trip to the principal's office, young man.3:08Your father and I are still going to discuss it.3:10I'm not the only kid who's been sent to the office, you know.3:13Other kids don't have superpowers.3:15Now, it's perfectly normal to you.3:17Normal? What do you know about normal?3:19What does anyone in this family know about normal?3:22Now, wait a minute, young lady.3:23You act normal, Mom. I want to be normal.3:26The only normal one is Jack-Jack, and he's not even toilet trained.3:31I'm lucky.3:33Oh, I meant to not be normal.