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0:00Hi, uh, is this 3250 Brighton Beach?0:11Okay.0:14I think I know what that means.0:20Take off your clothes.0:24Uh, what?0:26You don't wear clothes in the banjo.0:30Ditch the leotard.0:32This is not a leotard.0:34Your text said that this was your office.0:37This is my office.0:40Get in.0:42I'm fine, thanks. I'll just...0:44Wah wah. My office, my rules.0:46This way, you get to enjoy a nice relaxing soak,0:50and I get to see that you don't have any weapons,0:53and we both win.0:56Okay.1:00Really? But you never take that off?1:09No, you know, it defeats the whole anonymous thing.1:11Even for your girlfriend or boyfriend or whatever?1:16There's a lot of conjecture online.1:19And super graphic artwork. Have you seen?1:22The one with you and the ten mysterious.1:24I've seen it. It's hard to unsee, to be honest.1:28But look, I don't have anyone. I just kind of keep to myself.1:31All by yourself? All the time? No wonder you're so sad.1:34I'm not so sad.1:36A little bit.1:37Could we just talk about what I came here to talk to you about?1:39The attack on damage control?1:40Yes, so that is more your area.1:45Like small potato stuff Whereas the new Avengers are focusing on big potato stuff Right okay1:56Well, there's more to it than that.1:58You know, the driver and the others who were helping,2:02it was like someone was talking to me through them.2:04Like someone was looking at me through their eyes.2:07And you're wondering if it's mind control.2:09Exactly.2:10Like how they used on me in the Red Room.2:12Exactly.2:12And the other weirdos.2:13Right.2:14Right, no, I don't think so.2:15I actually think it's probably more like possession.2:20Possession?2:21Mm-hmm.2:22Like a ghost or a demon.2:24Or in Russia, we have Leshy.2:26Leshy rules the forest and can possess...2:32Sorry.2:34Whatever it is, they're looking for something.2:36This is the fourth attack on the damage control facility this month.2:40And what do you think they're looking for?2:42I don't know.2:43But you know what? After the attack today,2:47there was a cross-agency cybersecurity alert that got triggered.2:51Someone accessed a damage control restricted servers2:55using credentials from 30 employees from the way station.2:59They all searched for the same thing.3:02VMAX.3:05VMAX?3:07What does that mean?3:09I mean, it could be alien tech or secretive weapon programs or launch codes or...3:20I don't know. This is for you to figure out. This is small baby potato stuff, not big potato brain stuff.3:26Okay, okay. You don't have to shout out about it. Geez. Maybe I'll just go ask Damage Control myself.3:32You know, you're not completely anonymous anymore. I've seen the Rebelly button.3:37Okay. Bye.