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0:00Donnie, you're such a dick.0:26Whoa, Elizabeth.0:27A little hostile there.0:30Baby you should be the one in therapy then mom and dad can pay someone 2001:0028 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, 12 seconds.1:19That is when the world will end.1:24What?1:26You're like a celebrity, man.1:28I've been calling you like a jillion times. Where you been?1:31Well, you stayed at a hotel.1:32Hey, my dad said he saw you at the golf course.1:34You sleepwalking again there, buddy?1:36I don't wanna talk about it.1:38And now that you're famous, you gotta have a smoke.1:45What happens if you tell Mom and Dad about this, Sam?1:48He'll put Ariel in the garbage disposal.1:51Goddamn right I will.1:53So, Brody.1:55Hey, Charita, you want a cigarette?1:58Shut up! Shut up!2:01Go back to China, bitch.2:06Just leave her alone. Some good shit, huh?2:09...Darko, perhaps with your recent brush with mass destruction, you can give us your opinion.2:17Well, they say it right when they flood the house and they tear it to shreds that, like,2:22destruction is a form of creation so the fact that they burn the money is ironic They just want to see what happens when they tear the world apart They want to change2:55No problems.3:07Oh, I have those too.3:08What kind of emotional problems does your dad have?3:10He stabbed my mom four times in the chest.3:14Oh.3:16Did he go to jail?3:18Mankind.3:21Yeah, well, it's Monotov.3:23That's easy.3:24antiseptics.3:26Like the whole sanitation thing.3:30That's bullshit.3:31Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs.3:32Why do you think Papa Smurf made her?3:34Because all the...3:35He must get into the action.3:36Yeah, what he does, he films the gangbang.3:39Later on, he beats off to the tape.3:44First of all,3:46Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette.3:47Gargamel did.3:48She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy3:50with the intention...3:54How can you do that?4:12Why do you make me for the school?4:19They are in great danger.4:21I'm kidding.4:22You even know who Graham Greene is.4:27Do you believe in time travel?4:32Who are you talking to?4:39I was just taking my pills, Sam.4:47Look at a six foot tall bunny rabbit.4:52Very good.4:53Um Mr Darko Wallet I sorry Ms Farmer I don get this Just place an X on the lifeline in the appropriate place5:07No, I mean, I have nothing to do with either fear or love.5:10Fear and love are the deepest of human emotions.5:13Okay, but you're not listening to me.5:20Okay, we're all in space controlled by man.5:25So, according to Hawking, anything most likely a spacecraft?5:30Like a DeLorean?5:31Metalcraft of any kind.5:33You know, I love that movie, the way they shot it, Barrow.5:36That's right.5:38Come on.5:40Roberta Sparrow.5:43I'm not sure what's going on.6:13The Quar starring Tony D.6:29Darling wait, I just...6:31Let me see it.6:33No, it's not finished.6:35Okay, it's cool.6:43I don't recall him ever having mentioned a rabbit.6:49Donnie is experiencing what is commonly called a daylight hallucination.6:59Good morning.7:01Good morning.7:02Um, how much are they planning to be here?7:07Uh, excuse me?7:11What is your name, son?7:13Gerald.7:14Well, Gerald, I think you're afraid.7:17Are you telling us this stuff so we can buy your book?7:20Because I gotta tell you, if you are, that was some of the worst advice I ever heard.7:23You see how sad this is And maybe you can go out for field hockey You know what No one ever knows what they want to be when they grow up You know it takes a little while to find that out Right Jim And you7:36Yeah, you.7:38You're sick of some jerk shoving your head down the toilet.7:40Well, you know what?7:41Maybe you should lift some weights or take a karate lesson.7:45And the next time he tries to do it, you kick him in the balls.7:50Do you see this?7:52This is an anger prisoner.7:54a textbook exam prisoner.7:56Do you see the fear, people?7:58This boy is scared to death of the truth.8:00Son, it breaks my heart to say this,8:04but I believe you are very troubled and confused young man.8:08I believe you are searching for the answers in all wrong places.8:11You're right, actually. I am pretty troubled and I'm pretty confused, but I...8:16and I'm afraid, really, really afraid.8:19Really afraid, but I think you're fucking Antichrist.8:24Oh!8:27Quick! Woo!8:36The philosophy of time travel.8:39What is it?8:41I'm...8:43I haven't seen stuff.8:46Like a lot of...8:54As they do is lying, so we think this will help develop memory earlier in life.9:06Yeah.9:11Gretchen, Gretchen.9:14Sorry about those guys.9:24Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?10:00I love you.10:18Movie.10:20What's cellar door?10:32This famous linguist once said that10:34of all the phrases in the English language,10:38of all the endless combinations of words10:40in all of history, that the cellar door is the most beautiful.10:48Cellar.10:50I promise that one day everything's gonna be better for you.11:16Shut up!11:19I want to talk about you and your parents.11:37What did you want for Christmas that year?11:41Hungry, hungry hippos.11:49Who is he going to kill Donnie11:54I can see him right now!12:00These guys can't open up.12:09If the sky would have suddenly opened up,12:12there would be...12:13Oh, my God.12:43I'm not going to go.12:51Nobody's here.12:52Let's just forget about it.13:13I'm sorry.