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0:00Who's inside?0:01Who?0:02Anthony, Will, Koi, Olaf.0:05What is wrong with this picture?0:07We're tops.0:08Where are we even to begin?0:10This is the last picture we all took together.0:13We look unhappy, tired, bored of friends, and I'm cute.0:18Okay.0:19So, what do we have to do to fix this?0:20Go to the Olympics?0:22Wait, it doesn't.0:23Go to the Olympics!0:24Wait, that's the video?0:25We're doing the Olympics?0:26Well, close!0:27Close!0:28Close!0:29We are doing we're going to0:31Make a YouTube video this channels going to zero something. Okay. I set her up for a segue hot dog and feet winners and losers the winner0:41Sorry, some girls talking over you0:46We have made no progress we're wasting both of our time make waste0:49Manly wasting my time because we just went to and bought you stupid pot mart0:53You're not even gonna get the thing that you wanted to open the thing cuts us opening the thing0:59Geometry Dash be like, octagon, octagon, decagon, fuckagon.1:08She called me annoying.1:10She did.1:12Here, I don't talk shit.1:13No, Anthony, stop.1:15Wait, I actually will.1:16No.1:17I really want to.1:20Oh, I just wanted to be myself.1:23What the heck?1:24It's okay.1:25People try to put their misery onto you.1:27That's life.1:27Okay, I'm over it.1:30That's number four.1:31Now watch this dash.1:32You're gonna get money.1:33I'm gonna get money.1:35I like him.1:36I like him too.1:36He could be our fallback if we can't find anybody else.1:39He's amazing.1:40He's amazing.1:41But like, let's, we have to explore.1:42We have to find more people just in case.1:43Who's got better handwriting?1:44Me or you?1:45Me.1:45The hell?1:46Which is because you're a girl?1:47Yes, it's because I'm a girl.1:55Do I look reliable?1:56No.1:57Okay.1:57Hey!1:58Okay!2:00Kiss her.2:01Go!2:02No!2:03A statue of something.2:04Alright, Hambon, you're next.2:05I like your earrings I like your shirt I like your pants I like your socks That not about him that what he wearing I mean I take it You know that I think you a nice person I think that you have a nice smile2:16I think that you do nice things for your friends.2:18I think that you...2:20My day!2:23Can you do a quiet one just so we have it?2:28My day.2:29Yeah.2:31Okay. Can you do a medium one just so we have it?2:34it just in case Goldilocks is watching this is my Facebook marketplace2:40presentation thank you my best friends in the whole world we are suffering look2:46at the videos that we've been doing so far work I am gonna get us there because2:51I love you guys thanks trying to do nice things for you guys okay because all of2:56you guys are being mean to one another okay she wants that you come with the3:01volume knob nice okay okay should we do I get one million dollars3:09I will lie and no this yes yes you can even let her finish okay finish them3:17you're right Koi what do you think for anything this is why polygamy doesn't3:24work what are you talking about we're not we're not a polygamous3:29Come on, I'm practicing my walk. What do you have nothing? It's stupid. What else should we get her?3:38How else can you get the best presentation ever?3:44Butterf okay, what did we learn that on three butterflies?3:47You didn't even3:57Well taking a dump bunch of friends yo, Koi get off. What is the biggest problem that we're facing right now?4:06No, no our biggest problem change and we need it now today. We're doing $25 Dollar Tree cook-off. Whoa4:14We're gonna split up into pairs,4:16and we gonna have to come up with a three meal After that what could have been the context You know last season we had to spin a wheel to decide who edited each video But today and only today for the last time4:29we're gonna spin that wheel.4:34Have to clean this up.4:38You gotta be.4:39We could do like a chicken nugget and a meatball.4:42And it's like meatier.4:43Oh my God!4:45Good morning!4:48The future of humanity.4:50We have to make this adventurous.4:52We have to make this fun.4:54How do we make this into a friendship trend?4:56We gotta go pee. We'll wait.4:57Guys, come on. We have to go.4:58No, no, it's fine. We'll wait for them.5:01Okay, go. Bye-bye.5:03We're gonna go pee.5:04Wait! I'll be back.5:06Let's do this thing.5:08Oh! Oh my fucking God!5:10No way!5:12Wait, it having like the Amazon packaging wrinkles on it?5:15Girl, you are gonna be sweating.5:20This is hot.5:21We're trying to get viral.5:22Okay, breathe.5:23Okay, first of all, breathe.5:25Exhale.5:26I found a trail for us.5:28Okay, we're gonna climb really high up.5:30It's like an hour and a half without carrying a TV.5:33Seriously, don't hurt her any longer though.5:38See, look how happy she still looks.5:41I hate.5:41Bye!5:42Woo!5:43You hear that?5:44OK, and then end the flick.5:45What was that?5:46And then play the intro.5:47Yeah, that probably doesn't help.5:49Hello!5:50Hello!5:51I have to go bathroom.5:53Come on.5:54Can you hear me?5:56Anthony, it's loud.5:58One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.6:02No, stop.6:05Fuck.6:06No, there's nobody around.6:08There were the fucking 50 people.6:09Isn't it embarrassing?6:11Oh my gosh, it's so embarrassing.6:13What do you think our viewers are busy?6:15Being so pretty and awesome and beautiful, just like the pre-productive.6:19This is giving hashtag blast.6:21Hang on, I wish you would stop.6:23This is the first time you talked in the video, and that's what you're gonna say.6:26You wish I had stopped talking and you don wanna do any videos anymore with me and you want me to die Wait we could get a prize I was doing more of this You went home work Wait And then in college I was doing more of this What is that Take one6:40Why are you on my leg?6:42How did I get here?6:43How long did-6:43Toot on!6:44We did that shit like we did it too!6:46Toot on!6:47Yo, cool.6:48Jesus Christ, you guys are impossible.6:50Anthony, I'm being stabbed!6:53Ah!6:54Wait, how about this?6:55I'm like a song.6:56I just don't know what to use.7:00I'm King Louis XIV and I am the king7:032PS7:04Wait, you're usually not this excited for food7:07I'm a-7:08When am I not excited for anything?7:10How many figures am I holding on?7:13None7:13Are you being serious?7:15No, I don't think it's hand-boned7:16I think it's you7:16I think it's so clearly hand-boned7:17Can we watch back the footage of her seeing the Transformer?7:20Yeah, that's how she acts7:21Yeah, you, I'm talking to you7:26We're wet right now7:27And you have to get wet too7:30Why are you angry?7:31Stop, stop, you're blowing out my ears.7:32Hey, I'm so sorry about her.7:34Hi, my name's Koi,7:35and we're doing a little bit of a fun thing today on the Miggle.7:40Where we're just seeing who I'll-7:42YAYS!7:43All right, now we have to find the keys.7:45This is the closest that my friends have ever let me to them.7:48That's true.7:49Also, I'm getting kinda hungry and want a snack,7:51so I saved an orange in my orange pocket.7:54If I could just reach for it.7:55Ow!7:56Don't let her get it.7:57Guys, I'm gonna start a chain reaction,7:59Group dab.8:01Dab.8:02The train is here, thank God.8:05Ow.8:05Can you actually try to sit?8:07What are you doing?8:10Just getting a new word.8:13Well, on the bright side, we get to spend more time together.8:18Ay.8:19Get away from me.8:19Ay.8:20Get away from me.8:20I don't know why you just don't want to spend more time with me.8:23Do you hate being handcuffed to me?8:24Yes.8:26What are you doing?8:26Don't.8:27Please don't do that.8:27Please don't do that.8:28You want to spend more time together?8:30Don't. No, no, okay.8:32I have the key to- okay.8:34Don't eat the key.8:38Why would you do that?8:40Mine's a strawberry cheesecake and...8:42Tampon.8:44Who has the key?