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0:00I don't even know what to make me laugh please.0:01I ate.0:02That's what you said.0:03Pfft.0:04Hahahaha.0:05What?0:06Oh no.0:07I don't know what that- I swear it's not me.0:12Boy, don't play any fucking games right now.0:15Leave a comment if you just agree with me that that kind of sounded like it was kind of0:18aggable.0:19Like kind of what?0:20Evil.0:21Yo, ch-chart, ch-chart, can you leave a Kermit?0:24Er-0:25Oh, he's nonchalant.0:39Wait, it can't be him.0:41Just how much better are you guys than everyone else?0:45Wow.0:46What a great question.0:48I can start things off.0:50Take it away.0:51I think that we're probably really better and if anything probably too good for this interview even0:58Oh, shit.1:01Dude, you are cute.1:02Stop!1:03Stop!1:05Shock!1:07Oh, that's what it's called.1:10Because I'm sitting here thinking like, this is stop, right?1:14Fucking shut up!1:17Hey, do you want to hang out?1:19Hey, what are you doing?1:20It's down here.1:21Me and my friends are starting a YouTube channel.1:23Come on!1:25This is going to be so much fun!1:26We have so many ideas for you!1:27We can't wait for you to watch all of-1:32I see you've met Anthony.1:34Aww.1:34Well, I'm Koi, and I'll be here every Friday.1:37We all will.1:37Well, I'm the only one named Will.1:39I'm excited to meet you!1:40I was trying to find slurs for hungry people,1:42but I only found slurs for people that are from Hungary.1:46Aww, duh.1:48I like Cameron.1:49Oh my- okay, Freddy does.1:51You're going fire with the iCarly jokes today.1:57Yeah, cause earlier she said something about Kevin Marks or Karl Marks.2:01Or what is it?2:02I'm Will, the guy that's the human guy.2:05Or is...2:06Before we get into the week, everyone, we need to decide who's gonna be.2:10My arm wasn't right here.2:14Yeah, yeah, yeah.2:15That's okay.2:16We need to...2:18We have to be...2:19Boring!2:20That means we have to be wary of Ratlows.2:24Oh wait I actually didn even mean to do that HUZZA I defeat the evil wizard I defeat him2:35Until he's dead!2:37Anthony, there's a lot of zombies coming my way.2:39Are you okay?2:41Anthony!2:43Anthony!2:45I would've hated to babysit you when you were an infant.2:49Scalators.2:51I play so you go do-2:53Fuck. Wait, go back.2:58Eskimate. Do I lick it or do I just put it down?3:00You spit on that thing!3:02Alright.3:03Guys, I think that the blindfolds is making my brain think that it's nighttime, so I'm getting really sleepy.3:10More steak. I'm gonna make a chest.3:12Girls before they get breast implants.3:15There doesn't always need to be a joke.3:18Emoji!3:19Renaissance.3:36Razzle?3:37I wish that we just had a couch already3:42Put it back on, put it back on3:51Razzlos!3:52Wrap up the evil wizard!3:54Oh!3:54Oh!3:56Get behind me, everyone!3:58This is where you applause because I'm here and you take photos.4:01Fuck all of you, I hate you!4:03Dude, no.4:09Oh, you got the- it's an iron pick. Good job, Will.4:12Yeah, I crafted an, um, an iron pickaxe.4:15I saw4:21I'll give you everything you could ever ask4:30to shut up and keep your stupid mouths shut4:3312 real life jobs right now4:36This is just the song Coldplay by Yellow4:43No, it's not. I made this myself. Why are you singing it? It's supposed to be a poem.4:48They always shine for you Shut up I have 18 reindeer Okay Wait turtle does not sound real to be fair Is there someone on this side of me how come they haven been talking let go yo talk talk yo that it okay okay just leave him just5:08leave him just run run run brussels sprout i don't actually know what this one is that's probably5:12weeds no yo will you run like a card to get it guys i have three ender pearls react here i just5:21just give you so much5:23not that kind of reason5:25one day, you know5:27yes5:29can you face forward, face the interviewer, be respectful5:31face any other way than you're facing now5:33cut5:35really5:37what are you doing5:39you did such a good job5:41it's cause he was a theater kid5:43you were a theater kid so you think you're old5:45now you think you're better5:47here, put the video of me playing trombone5:51Spare one.5:54Disar.5:54But that's very funny, actually,5:57because I knew that you knew5:58that you would act with the first friend.6:00I brought another one.6:02Disar.6:04One, two, three, three.6:07One, two, three, four, five, five.6:08A knife.6:11Hey, what are you doing, man?6:12Pardon me.6:13And I can't...6:14Did you just stab me?6:20Half your moment. Half your moment.6:22Not that much of a moment.6:24Oh. Oh.6:25Okay, just look away, guys. Sorry.6:27How long were you out there?6:29How many days is it?6:30It hasn't even been a day.6:32It's already 9 o'clock.6:34The day.6:35Do you producers have any ball itchers?6:38My balls itch.6:41Sorry.6:44Get the fuck away from me.6:45I want to be behind with you.6:46Let me back there. I want to be back in here with you.6:49Is this an intersection?6:49It is, it is, it is, it is.6:51Left or right.6:52Heads, left.6:53Look at the left, we can take right.6:54There's no left turn either, anyway.6:56There is.6:57Trucks, no left turn.6:59Hey, don't be fucking mean to me.7:02You're ruining the road trip.7:03I bet I'm on a more important one.7:05Yeah, okay, okay, let's see it.7:07He literally built, I literally have an ender portal.7:10You guys like to think of me as some incapable louse or something.7:14He just said louse.7:15That was good, Will.7:16Yep.7:16a chaotic little bunch of friends that just are living life through the events of a bunch of friends living through life just as a bunch of friends living through life7:35Sorry.7:36I'm on Texas.7:37Hey.7:38It's always in his own world.7:41He really quiet for real unless he knows you.7:44What's the matter with the couch set?7:47What?7:48The couch video that we uploaded last week?7:50Right.7:51Why didn't we just build the couch in our place?7:54Ohhhh.7:56Are you filming his neighborhood?7:59Because who the fuck is gonna know where this is?8:02Only the people who live in this gay to comedio.8:04Ohhhh.8:06Yeah. Yeah.8:07Did this person get voted out or is this person still here?8:10I say we take five minutes to just intermission.8:14Get in the right head space.8:18The Michael Thorn smells like beer.8:20Contestant 905.8:22earnest people in the friend group. When handbond isn't here, everyone just does a bunch of bits.8:25Whoa! Oh my god, orange? Orange! That's a color that is one of them.8:34Wait, probably not a good look for like the first time the three boys are here to just make fun of8:38the girl, right? Let's cut that now. I'm on my period. Edit this chord.8:52Oh, God, that actually hurts.9:00Like, edited it out?9:01Ew.9:06Whose sheets are these?9:09Yo, what happened?9:10Okay, that was mine, but what the hell happened?9:13How did I stain the sheets?9:14Like this and us.9:18When you're old, let's hang out at the nursing home.9:31What did you think?9:33When you're old, let's hang out?9:35Yeah, or no, no, that sounds...9:38Yeah, it's...9:39When you're old, let's hang out?9:41Fan-ass bitch!9:43Don't call.9:44That's gonna be Santa.9:46Diehard is not...9:47What'd you say?9:47I feel like we're not looking enough.9:49Ow!9:49Ow!9:51You're being hand-boned.9:51Got you.9:52Yeah, I think the internet is very derivative on itself right now.9:56It's like a thing happens on the internet and people talk about it.9:58It's kind of like a mafia guy.10:00Um, kind of, um, reciprocatory, um, um, levelation, er, um, it's kind of like a, it, it's just in itself upon a, um, star.10:14Your word is bubble.10:23Well.10:23Ah!10:24Well.10:26I needed this so bad!10:30Oh.10:30Don't put this part in, okay?10:40What the fuck?10:42What do you mean?10:43Okay, you guys can take a cheeseburger break, too.10:46I didn't bring cheeseburgers.10:48Oh.10:48Got the question that's gonna reveal everything.10:50That's gonna tell all the colors out.10:53Himbon, what's your projegis?10:55Oh, sorry.10:56How does everyone feel about unions?10:58Union?10:58No onion11:02What why are you still here?11:04We're gonna keep eating we're gonna keep eating so many of us so11:08We'll update you guys in two hours and 55 minutes, okay?11:11I wanted to do it because I believe and I said yes because I11:28I'm gonna show up11:30You won't go11:31I know11:31This counts as one11:33And this also counts as one11:35I feel like it's not11:36Fair11:37Well this can count as one Brussels sprout11:40And this can count as three Brussels sprouts11:42And then what is this11:43And then what is this Oh but the ice cream truck is right there Yeah the ice cream truck is right there For me personally I think that it all about filling holes11:57I can expand on that.11:59You've been in here for so long, like, by the time we get out of here, it's gonna be Christmas.12:03Wow.12:04F*** you, isolating, for isolating me and telling me that...12:08And you were asking me for a snowball so you can get your little f***ing surprise too,12:12so you're not f***ing innocent, are you?12:13asking me for a surprise.12:21How the fuck we wouldn't be12:23beating the fucking Ender Dragon if it weren't for me.12:25I'm telling you that right now.12:26No, absolutely not.12:30And guess what?12:31How are you going to find the Endertal?12:32How are you going to get there and die immediately12:34because you don't have jack shit iron?12:36And what?12:38Will, you put in arrows of regeneration.12:43They're gonna regenerate the health of the dragon as we shoot it.12:47Will, kill yourself and the rest of us will just go.12:50You can't die when you're in creative.12:52Anthony, you just told me to kill myself.12:53Yeah, I did. Here, I'll help you.12:59There it goes. I had like four stacks of diamonds.13:02You put the mic back.13:13I'm from the back.13:15I'm from the back.13:17Ah.13:19Ah.13:23Suck a lot of guys!13:27Get dead!13:29Get dead!